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04-28-17 08:39am - 2796 days | #6 | |
Jason33 (0)
Active User Posts: 89 Registered: Jun 01, '16 |
Cold response, but one that needed to be said. I agree 100%. I often wonder if these "one-time" posters even come back to check the replies, or if they simply move on to something else. That being said, I do genuinely want to help people with requests like this, but generic descriptions just won't be enough to do so. You don't understand. A garage. I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?- George Costanza | |
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04-19-17 07:35am - 2805 days | #2 | |
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Active User Posts: 89 Registered: Jun 01, '16 |
Unfortunately, this could describe a hundred different scenes. You're going to need to give us more information if you want us to help you out with that. Do you happen to know the studio that shot the scene? And we're going to need more information on the girl. Red, straightened hair isn't much to go on, in all honesty, lol. You don't understand. A garage. I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?- George Costanza | |
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04-10-17 01:14pm - 2813 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Active User Posts: 89 Registered: Jun 01, '16 |
I'm a fan of movie soundtracks in general, so I was wondering... is there such thing as a good porn soundtrack? I feel like the answer is probably no, but I'm generally curious anyways. I guess I could be wrong. Maybe there's a score from some particular 60s or 70s porn that kicks ass that I just don't know about? Also, the thought of Hans Zimmer scoring a porn movie just popped into my head and I can't help but think about how epic that would be, lol You don't understand. A garage. I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?- George Costanza | |
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03-30-17 12:13pm - 2825 days | #3 | |
Jason33 (0)
Active User Posts: 89 Registered: Jun 01, '16 |
"Without geometry life is pointless" Laughed like a complete idiot the first time I heard that one. You don't understand. A garage. I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?- George Costanza | |
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03-24-17 05:51am - 2831 days | #13 | |
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Active User Posts: 89 Registered: Jun 01, '16 |
Woah. You may have just introduced me to my new girl crush. I love Lana Rhoads but THIS CHICK You don't understand. A garage. I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?- George Costanza | |
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03-16-17 08:38am - 2839 days | #8 | |
Jason33 (0)
Active User Posts: 89 Registered: Jun 01, '16 |
Haha awesome! I'm glad I could help out . Yea I really like N&B. It's really great. You don't understand. A garage. I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?- George Costanza | |
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03-14-17 05:42am - 2841 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Active User Posts: 89 Registered: Jun 01, '16 |
I can't help but love porn parodies. I wonder, are there any TV shows and movies that HAVEN'T been turned into a porn parody at some point? Personally, I'm still waiting for the How To Get Away With Murder XXX Parody. So I'm curious to know what everyone else is hoping to see made into a porn parody. Also, if a How To Get Away With Murder parody does exist, please point me in that direction. Fingers crossed for a Laurel and Michaela scene. You don't understand. A garage. I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?- George Costanza | |
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03-14-17 05:30am - 2841 days | #9 | |
Jason33 (0)
Active User Posts: 89 Registered: Jun 01, '16 |
I think my girl crush of the week (and for the entire year so far) is Lana Rhoades. I'm a sucker for those green/blue eyes of hers. You don't understand. A garage. I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?- George Costanza | |
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03-14-17 05:19am - 2841 days | #4 | |
Jason33 (0)
Active User Posts: 89 Registered: Jun 01, '16 |
Niches And Blows has some of what you're looking for, I think. I only watched a few of the previews available on the site. It seems to go back and forth between rough and soft and there is some sex, but the blowjobs are super hot. I also like that you never hear the dudes in the scenes. There are a ton of free previews, so it can't hurt to check it out. Hope that helps! You don't understand. A garage. I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?- George Costanza | |
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03-01-17 12:38pm - 2853 days | #2 | |
Jason33 (0)
Active User Posts: 89 Registered: Jun 01, '16 |
I guess it depends on the content of a particular site. For example, some sites have voyeur videos shot on a nude beach, where people are walking around naked, openly having sex in front of others. You kinda have to expect, to some extent, that you could potentially be filmed by others. I highly dislike those unsuspecting, public upskirt shots, however. It just feels like a massive invasion of privacy. It's sad to think that a woman can't do her groceries or even visit the bank without the risk of images of her panties ending up online. Then I start to imagine the devastation these girls must feel if they ever do discover that someone took those shots and put them online. It's just a big no for me. You don't understand. A garage. I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?- George Costanza | |
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02-24-17 05:35am - 2859 days | #10 | |
Jason33 (0)
Active User Posts: 89 Registered: Jun 01, '16 |
I just discovered Harriet Sugarcookie a few minutes ago through TBP. She seems to have a rather big social media presence. The review mentions you can add her on PSN and play games with her which is pretty cool (though I have to imagine her friends list must be pretty full). But also, she's friggin hot. You don't understand. A garage. I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?- George Costanza | |
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02-17-17 05:16am - 2866 days | #3 | |
Jason33 (0)
Active User Posts: 89 Registered: Jun 01, '16 |
Agreed. Ultimately, those girls are there to make money. They have a job to do. In many ways, they're actors and we're paying to watch their performance. Sure, you might catch a girl or two having a genuine orgasm, but even if it's fake, my goal is is to shut my brain off, relax and watch some hot cam models get naked. So what if the orgasm is fake? I'm still enjoying the show either way. But I suppose everyone has their preferences. You don't understand. A garage. I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?- George Costanza | |
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02-01-17 05:36am - 2882 days | #2 | |
Jason33 (0)
Active User Posts: 89 Registered: Jun 01, '16 |
When I was on vacation in California a few years ago, I could've sworn I saw Lisa Ann arguing with a rep at the Apple Store on the Third Street Promenade. But then again, I can't be certain it was her. Could've just been some other big titted MILF with dark hair. Either way, I wasn't about to go up to her to say "Hey, I love your movies" lol You don't understand. A garage. I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?- George Costanza | |
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01-25-17 05:07am - 2889 days | #6 | |
Jason33 (0)
Active User Posts: 89 Registered: Jun 01, '16 |
Fair enough. You're probably right about that. I was just curious to see what people have been watching so far, but it should be interesting to see if everyone has the same picks in about 6 months. You don't understand. A garage. I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?- George Costanza | |
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01-18-17 05:20am - 2896 days | #3 | |
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Active User Posts: 89 Registered: Jun 01, '16 |
ATKGirlfriends.com looks pretty awesome. I love that more sites are starting to roll out 4K videos that look amazing. I'm also seriously considering joining Niches and Blows. Relatively new POV site, only has about 30+ videos or something like that, but I was super impressed by the quality. Has anyone checked this one out yet? I think it might be my early favorite for 2017 so far. You don't understand. A garage. I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?- George Costanza | |
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01-17-17 05:11am - 2897 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Active User Posts: 89 Registered: Jun 01, '16 |
Alright, I realize it's only January 17th... but I'm curious to know what everyone's favorite site/scenes have been so far. Has anything stood out for you guys? To be honest, I'm looking for another site to add to my budget this year, so I'm hoping to see what you guys have been impressed with so far. You don't understand. A garage. I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?- George Costanza | |
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01-04-17 09:46am - 2910 days | #9 | |
Jason33 (0)
Active User Posts: 89 Registered: Jun 01, '16 |
Wow, I can't believe I've never heard of this YouTube channel before. Thanks for the heads up Darius! EDIT: Not sure how I missed it the first time, but I just noticed LPee23 recommended WoodRocket as well. Thanks for the recommendation! You don't understand. A garage. I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?- George Costanza | |
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01-03-17 05:12am - 2911 days | #6 | |
Jason33 (0)
Active User Posts: 89 Registered: Jun 01, '16 |
Oh cool, now this one looks quite interesting. Thanks for the recommendation! You don't understand. A garage. I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?- George Costanza | |
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12-19-16 05:13am - 2926 days | #8 | |
Jason33 (0)
Active User Posts: 89 Registered: Jun 01, '16 |
Picking a favorite scene or site is going to be really tough. I watched a lot of great porn this year. Instead, I'll simply go with my favorite discovery. That would have to be Lana Rhoades. I have no idea how long she's been in the industry, but I initially discovered her on Amateur Allure. Those big blue eyes (and great body, obviously) pretty much had me from the start. You don't understand. A garage. I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?- George Costanza | |
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12-09-16 12:32pm - 2935 days | #13 | |
Jason33 (0)
Active User Posts: 89 Registered: Jun 01, '16 |
I wish I had a more exciting answer for you guys lol, but I ended up just leaving it on the computer after looking at it for a while. As far as I could tell, the dude was from out of town, so it was a little weird that I'd find it in the computer lab, of all places. I didn't recognize any of the girls on this list (and trust me, that was the first thing I looked for). You don't understand. A garage. I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?- George Costanza | |
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12-09-16 06:04am - 2936 days | #10 | |
Jason33 (0)
Active User Posts: 89 Registered: Jun 01, '16 |
Slightly unrelated to the topic, but this is a true story: When I was in college, I once stumbled across someone's personal collection of homemade porn. It was left on a USB in the computer lab. Not only did this guy have several photos and videos of himself fucking various girls, but he even had a spreadsheet, detailing their age, breast size, etc. He even had a "goals" list, where he wrote down the "type" of girls he wanted to fuck for the upcoming year. It looked like he put a shit ton of work into it, so it seemed weird that he'd just forget it or abandon it at a college computer lab. You don't understand. A garage. I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?- George Costanza | |
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11-30-16 09:08am - 2945 days | #2 | |
Jason33 (0)
Active User Posts: 89 Registered: Jun 01, '16 |
I don't think it's necessarily bad or good, I think it comes down to personal preference and how far you're willing to go, personally, with this type of technology. For me, it'll never replace the real thing of course, but I imagine there's a lot of fun and creativity to be had with it and if people enjoy using VR, sexbots, etc. I say go for it! Just a random thought: Might be an interesting way for couples that want to experiment with threesomes but aren't quite ready to commit to the whole experience? Maybe bring in a sex bot before trying the real thing? Then again, like you said, they're probably really expensive so unless you have the cash, that ends up being a pretty pricey "experiment". You don't understand. A garage. I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?- George Costanza | |
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11-25-16 05:36am - 2950 days | #10 | |
Jason33 (0)
Active User Posts: 89 Registered: Jun 01, '16 |
I don't really have much else to add here, but I think it really just comes down to preference and porn budget. How much are you willing to spend on porn every month? TBP has certainly helped my budget with all the discounts they've offered, but I don't think I'd ever spend more than $50 or $60 on a monthly membership. Now if I was rich, that would be a different story, lol. You don't understand. A garage. I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?- George Costanza | |
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11-15-16 12:37pm - 2959 days | #2 | |
Jason33 (0)
Active User Posts: 89 Registered: Jun 01, '16 |
Being a big Buffy the Vampire Slayer fan myself, I really enjoyed the porn parody. It has Lexi Belle as Buffy, Jessie Andrews as Willow and Britney Amber as Harmony. It's completely ridiculous, of course, but totally fun to watch, haha. You don't understand. A garage. I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?- George Costanza | |
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11-14-16 09:17am - 2961 days | #11 | |
Jason33 (0)
Active User Posts: 89 Registered: Jun 01, '16 |
It might be a longshot, but have you tried Dirty Masseur on Brazzers by any chance? They have a lot of massage scenes with different themes, maybe it's on there? Or, at the very least, maybe you can find a scene that's similar to the one you're looking for? Hope this helps! You don't understand. A garage. I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?- George Costanza | |
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11-07-16 09:41am - 2968 days | #3 | |
Jason33 (0)
Active User Posts: 89 Registered: Jun 01, '16 |
Awesome, I'll check these out! Thanks! You don't understand. A garage. I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?- George Costanza | |
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11-07-16 05:43am - 2968 days | Original Post - #1 | |
Jason33 (0)
Active User Posts: 89 Registered: Jun 01, '16 |
Hi guys! So I've recently discovered Lelu Love's podcast and have been thoroughly enjoying it. That being said, I'm curious to know if there are any other interesting porn-related podcasts that some of you enjoy? I assume there must be more out there. Any recommendations you guys could make would be highly appreciated. Happy Monday everyone You don't understand. A garage. I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?- George Costanza | |
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10-25-16 11:06am - 2981 days | #7 | |
Jason33 (0)
Active User Posts: 89 Registered: Jun 01, '16 |
Never heard of Jug Face before, but I just checked it out on IMDb and it looks pretty wicked. Definitely adding that to the list! But, I have to admit, I kind of liked Cabin in the Woods, haha. Though I completely see what you mean about it coming off as a spoof. You don't understand. A garage. I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?- George Costanza | |
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10-25-16 11:02am - 2981 days | #3 | |
Jason33 (0)
Active User Posts: 89 Registered: Jun 01, '16 |
Have you tried X-Art? Definitely one of my favorites and their 4K videos look amazing, in my opinion. You don't understand. A garage. I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?- George Costanza | |
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10-25-16 09:50am - 2981 days | #2 | |
Jason33 (0)
Active User Posts: 89 Registered: Jun 01, '16 |
That's a pretty sweet list! All great movies. I'll add The Babadook to that list, which I recently watched for the first time. That movie scared the crap out of me, lol. Seems most people have mixed feelings about it, but I really enjoyed it. You don't understand. A garage. I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?- George Costanza | |
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10-25-16 09:03am - 2981 days | #7 | |
Jason33 (0)
Active User Posts: 89 Registered: Jun 01, '16 |
Wow, and here I thought I was alone in feeling like those "over-the-top" BJ scenes were not at all enjoyable to watch. At this point, anything I say would just be reiterating what you guys have already said but if I had to pinpoint one specific thing, it's definitely eye contact. That, combined with some light moaning from the girl definitely makes me enjoy a BJ scene a lot more. You don't understand. A garage. I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?- George Costanza | |
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08-11-16 07:22am - 3056 days | #26 | |
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Active User Posts: 89 Registered: Jun 01, '16 |
Although it was only released earlier this week, I'm currently having a ton of fun with No Man's Sky. Has anyone else tried it yet? You don't understand. A garage. I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?- George Costanza | |
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08-11-16 07:20am - 3056 days | #62 | |
Jason33 (0)
Active User Posts: 89 Registered: Jun 01, '16 |
The very first porn I ever saw was an Asia Carrera film actually. Wish I remembered the exact scene and what DVD it was on. You don't understand. A garage. I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?- George Costanza | |
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07-15-16 01:26pm - 3082 days | #6 | |
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Active User Posts: 89 Registered: Jun 01, '16 |
Wow.... I don't know what else to say, other than you have AWESOME taste in music, lol. You don't understand. A garage. I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?- George Costanza | |
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07-15-16 01:24pm - 3082 days | #2 | |
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Active User Posts: 89 Registered: Jun 01, '16 |
Totally. I agree with you there. Anything with limited pagination always annoys me a little. I know it's not really a huge deal, but sometimes I like to skip to the last page and take a look at some older videos. I hate when you can only skip ahead by about 5 or 10 pages at a time, especially if a site has over 100 pages of stuff. You don't understand. A garage. I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?- George Costanza | |
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07-12-16 05:45am - 3086 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Active User Posts: 89 Registered: Jun 01, '16 |
Something I've always enjoyed hearing are people's "First album" stories. I'm curious as to what the music lovers in this forum started off with, and what you're listening to today. Also, seeing as how I'm still a very new user to the site, I figured this might a cool little way to get to know a few of you. I get mixed responses when I tell people what my first record was, lol. When I was still in elementary, I saved up enough allowance money and bought myself "No Need To Argue" by The Cranberries. Say what you want about that record, but I loved it, haha! But, in all fairness, that record eventually led me to discover a few classics like The Beatles, Black Sabbath, The Doors, etc. So, what did you all start off? What are you listening to these days? Hope you all have an awesome day! You don't understand. A garage. I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?- George Costanza | |
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06-17-16 06:30am - 3111 days | #3 | |
Jason33 (0)
Active User Posts: 89 Registered: Jun 01, '16 |
I liked it. I am a gamer, but have never touched the Warcraft series, unfortunately. I went in with a completely neutral expectation of it, and walked out satisfied. You don't understand. A garage. I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?- George Costanza | |
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06-17-16 06:20am - 3111 days | #29 | |
Jason33 (0)
Active User Posts: 89 Registered: Jun 01, '16 |
I really just enjoy both, to be honest. If the photo is really hot (and NOT photoshopped, this is important), then I'll enjoy photos just as much as I enjoy videos. For specific things though, I prefer photos. I definitely have some foot fetish interest in me, but I'm not a fan of footjob or foot licking videos. Give me a nice, sexy closeup shot of a woman's feet, and I'm all for it lol! You don't understand. A garage. I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?- George Costanza | |
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06-07-16 11:28am - 3121 days | #45 | |
Jason33 (0)
Active User Posts: 89 Registered: Jun 01, '16 |
Hey Everybody! Honestly, this is the first time in ages that I've signed up for a message board. Not sure what the protocol is for making this sort of post. So, ummmm.... Hi everybody! Looking forward to discussing/sharing all sorts of sites with you all. You don't understand. A garage. I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?- George Costanza | |
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