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04-29-13  12:38pm - 4255 days #18
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Originally Posted by messmer:


By the way, only last week I heard two commentators on CNN (women) make remarks on how much they disliked the word "panties!" Does anyone have a clue why this word would be objectionable to some and if it is, what is its substitute?


It would be objectionable when they wear them LOL Since 2007

04-29-13  12:36pm - 4255 days #17
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Originally Posted by Monahan:


You are correct. Almost all of MetArt's photo sets start totally naked.

Me,
I'm also into another use of panties...panty stuffing (Xena Wilkes):

And its cousin, a crotchless topless monokini:




Looks like fingers where the crotch is, or I need glasses LOL Since 2007

04-29-13  09:19am - 4256 days #7
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Question I ask, is who did his physiological evaluation for hire?
They should be fired.


I mean when you can not pick out a guy who wants to make stir fry outta women ......... hmm time to retire Doc! Since 2007

04-29-13  09:15am - 4256 days #5
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Have em!
Like them, depends on the women that have them ! Since 2007

04-29-13  09:10am - 4256 days #2
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Originally Posted by jaffar22:


watsup guys



So hey, you have not come back in 25 days???

Join the party at PU..

Ok its not a party as much as an impromptu gathering of perverts LOLOL.



I know were are not perverts, we are connoisseurs of the delted material that entices our erotic side and stimulates our sexuality ! Since 2007

04-29-13  09:07am - 4256 days #23
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Originally Posted by biker:


I second that RagingBuddist.
Jon tells it like it is.



Ya, I have seen him on Rep, Dem, Libs he just tells it as he sees it.

We need a Stewrt, Cobert Presidential ticket !] Since 2007

04-29-13  09:03am - 4256 days #86
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Originally Posted by Marcus:


Oh she's nice. On the subject of Olympians, I really like Jessica Ennis, the British heptathlete. There's an Australian hurdler who's really nice too (have forgotten her name)




Hmm Imagine the Kegle control.............. Since 2007

04-29-13  09:02am - 4256 days #85
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Originally Posted by Monahan:


Lindsey Vonn (Olympic skier and Tiger Wood's current main squeeze)



And, referring to CT's post (#82), Bob Hope had it right with his theme song, "Thanks for the Mammaries."


ROFL. Since 2007

04-28-13  02:29pm - 4256 days #82
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Originally Posted by pat362:


^It's true that Fox has a lot of foxes(sorry for that one) but they are nut jobs and that is a major turn off for me.


hehehe, I do not look at women commentaries, I look at her mammaries !
Pat you can also turn the volume down and oooogle ! Since 2007

04-28-13  02:26pm - 4256 days #21
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Originally Posted by RagingBuddhist:


The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
The Colbert Report with Stephen Colbert


YEA RB, Funny we have to go to comedy central to get the real news. Funny but yea you are dead on those two do tell the truth regardless of their political views. Since 2007

04-28-13  07:39am - 4257 days #17
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Originally Posted by Dracula:


When you live inside a bubble, you don't have to worry about ever being wrong or hearing opposing thoughts.


I think all the big three are like this
FOX, CNN , MSNBC. they either go far right or far left and everyone of these can be caught making up stuff using fake green screens claiming they are on locations. Sure they post the truth when it suits them. But They all want us to believe them and that is why the news is so diverse. I do not watch these news agencies unless its something big like the bombing.
We have to remember these agencies are not neutral or fair and balance. They post and go after stories they are told to. I was actually at a place reported by CNN and it was like they were on another planet. And Fox quotes a law that was not even on the books. MSNBC, they are nuts on there too. I can stomach ABC seems I get logic from them more often. Not sure why I went off on this. I know Liberals Hate Fox and Conservatives Hate CNN. But we have to be smart enough to realize this is not by accident we feel this way, and they cater to our fears,angers and worries. Its gets them ratings and get their backers votes. Its a simple game of economics. I have not trusted the news in 30 years. In the early 2000 I saw CNN fake location in IRAQ and a bombing raid while they were really in Minnesota. I knew then and since them I will never trust the news agencies. They are not news they are like the Enquirer, they sell what ever we are willing to buy. My opinion thats is how the media helps government control the peoples opinions. After all take them away and were do you get facts from?

There was an old saying from the 1940's propaganda.

News is not factual, its retrospectively subjective.
Meaning this is the truth so print the truth we know and then the real truth when we need to. Since 2007

04-28-13  07:19am - 4257 days #5
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Originally Posted by pat362:


We are probably very lucky that he made this far because if there is one poster child for dangerous behavior in country music that George is perfect for it.

He will be miss and we at least still have his music to soothe the pain.


Yes for sure,
He went to see his old dog that died and the girl that left him.
See ya around George ( just not for awhile ok ? ) Since 2007

04-28-13  07:17am - 4257 days #80
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Originally Posted by Monahan:


Heidi Klum



Megyn Kelly (Fox)




No matter what everyone says about fox they have the hottest newscasters on the net work. The Communist New Network has old shriveled up cronies, can watch them ore then a few minutes and fall asleep. But Fox you just looks at the pretty stuff and ignore the news. The panel of 5 has some sweetest women showing up at times with pretty short skirt. Who says sex doesn't sell. Since 2007

04-24-13  08:43am - 4261 days #4
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Site info:


1 registrar
NS History:
13 changes on 5 unique name servers over 8 years.
IP History:
5 changes on 4 unique IP addresses over 2 years.
Whois History:
63 records have been archived since 2011-01-18 .
Reverse IP:
50 other sites hosted on this server.


I did allot tracking the main IP is 94.23.149.250
and is located in AC Rotterdam address: The Netherlands.
They use a ISP in France.

The site seems very secretive ( IMHO) I had to use madd skills to find out where they were as they use a private domain. ( I omitted names and numbers )

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04-24-13  08:32am - 4261 days #8
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Originally Posted by Capn:


It would be nice if they attacked the right country though!

Cap'n.




Awwww Capn wheres the fun in that .

I liked Nailin Palin, but I think we are talking something else? Since 2007

04-20-13  08:36am - 4265 days #239
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Would be nice, I surf trying to find scenes like these. Since 2007

04-20-13  08:35am - 4265 days #2
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The story is odd in an aspect looks like she planned this all out. That is scary that some one will plan to cut your dick off.
Geees. Since 2007

04-17-13  07:14am - 4268 days #14
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Originally Posted by turboshaft:


In that case wouldn't your best bet be to just use a gun and get the whole thing over with? I mean why bring your black belt if you can bring a gun belt?

(Sorry, but I'm largely clueless when it comes to the specifics of martial arts and most other forms of hand-to-hand combat. At the end of the day I'm still thinking "It sounds great, but does any of it make you bullet-proof?")



You know that you make a great point. I was watching MythBusters one day on Discovery Channel. They had one person holster a gun and one run at the other with a knife from distances. It was funny but with in 25ft or less the guy with the knife got to the guy with a gun before he could pull it out and use it. I studied martial arts for 10+ years and still practice weekly. My reflexes now at the 1/2 century mark are slows then when I was 25. But my instincts of danger are much better now then they ever where. I can read body language instinctively.

I know you were having fun with the topic but think your point was worth making. Guns used by most people who do not use them regularly need to be in close range to be accurate.
I shoot regularly and can shoot a 4" group 150ft pretty easy. Some people could not hit the broad side of a barn at 150ft. Point is I think speed is key, a fast martial artist may get to the gunman faster then he could draw. Me I would be running the other direction ( unless armed myself) and use a cell phone to call 911. Since 2007

04-15-13  03:11pm - 4269 days #10
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I Knew a 15yr old Blackbelt Girl at my studio back in the 1970's
She was 5'4" and maybe 125 soaken wet.
She took on a man 6'3" and over 250 and she knocked the crap out him. He was a Brown belt she had maybe 5 years on him she had been studying since she was 5 years old. In martial arts it is often what you use not what you do. I am still fairly good at it even at my age. Anyways was a funny story I recalled and was kinda funny watching this small thing out do this grown man. I think he was like 25 or something then. Since 2007

04-15-13  03:01pm - 4269 days #9
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If there is no strip they must acquit !

My picture collection is mostly of strip types I just do not find it well suited to just have instant nudes. Since 2007

04-12-13  06:00am - 4273 days #45
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Hi GreyMane, sorry to hear you as well are not doing well.
Best wishes for a speedy recovery, and thanks for dropping in and letting us know how you are doing.

Be well my friend. Since 2007

04-11-13  12:16pm - 4273 days #10
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Originally Posted by Reveen:


a quick taser jolt to the nuts before a scene does wonders


lololol Since 2007

04-09-13  03:16pm - 4275 days #4
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Originally Posted by Capn:


To quote Red Green:

'Anything is possible with enough duct tape.'

Cap'n.


True.... a few Popsicle sticks combined go along way as well.
Just try not to get an slivers. Since 2007

04-09-13  03:08pm - 4275 days #2
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Originally Posted by shooterbo:


How do the guys seem to get it "up" so easy, and then hold it for so long?


Duct Tape Since 2007

04-05-13  08:19am - 4280 days #24
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That is great news Khan, welcome back home. Nothing like being back in your own bed huh?. Hospitals are supposed to give you rest but that seldom happens nurses in every 5 minutes. I know we all were appreciative of your wife Roseann giving us the update. Things were pretty quiet while you were away. I think for most of us, we were just praying all went well. Glad to see you are back home take care of yourself .

Cybertoad ! Since 2007

04-04-13  10:48am - 4280 days #39
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Originally Posted by khasmasti:

scene is very hot, I keep watching for a while, occasionally skipping the boring parts. If it's a sub-par scene, I usually find myself skipping a lot, trying to find something interesting.

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04-02-13  02:29pm - 4282 days #3
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Thank you for letting us all know how he is doing.
I tell my wife I feel like I am getting old sometimes.
She laughs and says, well its better then the alternative.

But seriously, will be in my thoughts. Hes a good guy and does allot for all of us. And keeps many of us outta trouble
( myself included ).

Hope for a heathly return, I do not think any of us are worried about the raffle and we will just hope he gets better soon. Since 2007

04-02-13  12:59pm - 4282 days #76
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Originally Posted by RagingBuddhist:


Sigourney Weaver is on the Colbert Report right now. When she came out from behind the curtain, I immediately thought, "Damn! I'd definitely hit that!" Figuring a personal encounter with her is kinda like 107% out of the question, I wouldn't mind seeing her doing some lucky guy - or girl - on the screen.


She is always a star people forget how much she has done in her career. Since 2007

04-01-13  05:06am - 4284 days #38
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Originally Posted by jberryl69:


Because I like to edit the content. Not a stream fan. In fact, I sort of hate streaming content, though I am a subscriber to FryTV.


I agree JB, editing also saves drive space I can take a 1gb scenes and reduce it to 500mb easy. Since 2007

04-01-13  04:53am - 4284 days #23
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21Sextury.com , has become ad and sales central.
I did a recent review and my membership expires very soon.
The site is horrible at selling you crap.
New released stuff daily ends up half the time requiring more money to view the item, and every click is more selling and selling and offers AAAAAAAAARRRRG !
Some of the videos and pics are awesome, but the site with the selling tactics make it a navigational nightmare.
And cross and dead links litter the site. I wish they would spend money on the maintenance of the site. And it is designed for selling not ease of content. Sites need to give you what you are asking for. GODADDY.com is about the same idea, you go there to buy one thing and the next hour is spent navigating more sales to checkouts.

TO ALL WEBSITE OWNERS, if I want to buy something I will click on a banner or link. I do not need pop up and tricks to get me to click on an ad or be lead to links that require me to buy to see what appears part of the subscription. Any site that goes out of its way to trick me, or mislead me will not see me back "ever'. Rant Over ! Since 2007 Edited on Apr 01, 2013, 05:05am

03-27-13  08:44pm - 4288 days #2
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I am not a huge fan of Tats in porn, but I am in tats in every-other form. Must be something in my own head that porn and tats don't do it. I have Ink and so makes it even more weird. I think I like the pureness of the female body, but love Ink art too. However all that said there are a few women I find irresistible in porn with Ink.
OK guess I am just confused in general. Since 2007

03-27-13  08:38pm - 4288 days #62
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Makes sense to me. Since 2007

03-27-13  05:55pm - 4288 days #60
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Originally Posted by RagingBuddhist:


Got a good laugh out of this - A 4 TB drive on Amazon for $190. That's less than I paid for my first 120 gig drives years ago.


Oddly the 1.5tb is 138.00 ??? not much in the way of a price different. LOL but a 3TB is 128.00

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Friends don't let Friends do Plastic Since 2007

03-26-13  09:44am - 4289 days #18
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STUPID TECH SUPPORT CALLS





Tech Support: "How much free space do you have on your hard drive?"

Customer: "Well, my wife likes to get up there on that Internet, and she down loaded ten hours of free space. Is that enough?"

A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. The tech asked her if she was "running it under Windows."

The woman then responded, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his is working fine."

Tech Support: "OK Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager."

Customer: "I don't have a 'P'."

Tech Support: "On your keyboard, Bob."

Customer: "What do you mean?"

Tech Support: "'P' on your keyboard, Bob."

Customer: "I'm not going to do that!"

Overheard in a computer shop:

Customer: "I'd like a mouse mat, please."

Salesperson: "Certainly sir, we've got a large variety."

Customer: "But will they be compatible with my computer?"

Customer: "So that'll get me connected to the Internet, right?"

Tech Support: "Yeah."

Customer: "And that's the latest version of the Internet, right?"

Tech Support: "Uhh...uh...uh...yeah."

Customer: "My computer crashed!"

Tech Support: "It crashed?"

Customer: "Yeah, it won't let me play my game."

Tech Support: "All right, hit Control-Alt-Delete to reboot."

Customer: "No, it didn't crash -- it crashed."

Tech Support: "Huh?"

Customer: "I crashed my game. That's what I said before. I crashed my spaceship and now it doesn't work."

Tech Support: "Click on 'File,' then 'New Game.'"

Customer: (pause) "Wow! How'd you learn how to do that?"

An IBM customer had trouble installing software and rang for support. "I put in the first disk, and that was OK. It said to put in the second disk, and I had some problems with the disk. When it said to put in the third disk - I couldn't even fit it in ...." The user hadn't realized that "Insert Disk 2" meant to remove Disk 1 first.

A customer had followed the instructions for installing software. The instructions said to remove the disk from its cover and insert it into the drive. The user had physically removed the casing of the disk and wondered why there were problems. Say no more.

Caller : "Hello, is this Tech Support?"

Tech: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"

Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?"

Tech: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?"

Caller: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer."

Tech :"Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped, it's because I am. Did you receive this as a part of a promotion, at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?"

Caller : "It came with my computer, I don't know anything about a promotion. It just has "4X" on it."

At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller, because he couldn't stand it. He was laughing too hard. The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder, and snapped it off in the drive.

A customer called Compaq tech support to say her brand-new computer wouldn't work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in and sat there for 20 minutes waiting for something to happen. When asked what happened when she pressed the power switch, she asked "What power switch?"

An exasperated caller to Dell Computer Tech Support couldn't get her new Dell computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her what happened when she pushed the power button. Her response, "I pushed and pushed on this foot pedal and nothing happened." The "foot pedal" turned out to be the computer's mouse.

A confused caller to IBM was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said it " couldn't find printer". The user had even tried turning the computer screen to face the printer - but his computer still couldn't "see" the printer.

A Dell technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and an invalid". The tech explained that the computer's "bad command" and "invalid" responses shouldn't be taken personally.

A Dell customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and water soaked the keyboard for a day, then removing all the keys and washing them individually.

A Dell customer called to say he couldn't get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the monitor screen and hitting the "send" key.

A Dell technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer asked the tech "hold on", and was heard putting the phone down, getting up and crossing the room to close the door to his room.

An AST customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes. A few days later a letter arrived from the customer along with photocopies of the floppies. Since 2007

03-26-13  09:42am - 4289 days #17
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THE 10 RULES FOR CYBERSEX



1. Before becoming involved in any kind of cybersex, please make sure your spouse, boyfriend, kids, etc. are out of the room at the time, (preferably out of the house and not during a major holiday when your in-laws are also present or at a time when all your relatives are in attendance). It really gets difficult to explain the moaning and groaning, while the buzz of various "toys" can be heard.

2. For men, before you begin, please check that your modem protector is on, along with the splash guard for your keyboard. It will stop the future embarrassment of telling the computer technician that your keys are "stuck" and you have no idea why.

3. For women, no matter what you are truly wearing, such as: sweatpants, sweat shirt, torn bathrobe, slippers, t-shirt with stains on the front, bloomer underwear that could cover a car or be used for a parachute, always tell your potential cyber partner you are wearing a thong, garter belt with black stockings, and your best Wonderbra (the one that has everything pulled up so high your belly button is under your chin), and a pair of high heels. We don't want to destroy that myth that all women dress that way when we sit down at the computer (although I truly wear these things each and every time I sit in front of my computer, it does seem to cause a bit of a commotion at the office, - but I have certainly worked my way up the ranks in the company because of it). As for what the man should be wearing, we all know that they are all naked and wearing just a smile.

4. If the cyber begins to get very hot please refrain from straddling your monitor. There are many emergency room stories to be told if you get overly excited, not to mention the many years of therapy to get you to let go and not continue this sordid affair with your 15" screen.

5. If the cyber is not going well, please let the other person know in the best way you can. It is not very polite to tell them that you are doing your nails, have just made up your grocery list for the next month, shingled the house, pulled out one of your wisdom teeth because you were bored, would rather read the instructions on how to set the time on your VCR, checked your fridge to make sure the light still works when you open the door, and last but not least, stuck your tongue to an ice cube tray to stop the monotony.

6. When it really starts getting hot and heavy, please check your spelling before you send that embarrassing typo, i.e., oh baby, let me suck on those beautiful beasts of yours. I just love your hot, wet posse (although it does kinda put a western slant on Things - hmmmm, things could get interesting with boots and spurs though). Oh baby, you have such a big coke, (hope you got the supersized fries and burger with that). That's it baby, show me that beautiful clint, (go ahead, make my day), and the proverbial oh fork me hard!

7. Pay attention to what is going on. Please refrain from putting your "coke" in one place, when your cyberpartner had just typed that it was someplace else. If you have no clue as to where the cyber is going, ask to buy a vowel. If you are really lost and can't keep up, or you had a case of premature cybering, and really do not feel like typing for 3 days to satisfy your female counterpart, just pretend you got bumped off-line. That always works and at least she won't take it so personal. Please refrain from the excuse, "I have to let my dog out."

8. Once both cyberpartners have been satisfied, or faked satisfaction, (oh great, we now have the added pressure of faking cyber-orgasms too), at least say thank you. (Thank you can mean, thank God its over, or THANK YOU because you truly had a wonderful time.)

9. If it was a truly bad experience, do not feel pressured into ever having cybersex with this person again. When they ask for your email address, just give them the wrong one. If they begin to pester you, it's proper etiquette to just bump yourself off-line, or just say HUH? I never got your message. Nobody needs to suffer a really bad cyber twice.

10. Last but not least, remember that cybersex will not make you go blind, unless you keep all the lights out in the house while having it, watching the screen in the dark does make your eyes burn. Realize that you may be addicted if your real life partner walks by naked and you'd rather be typing with one hand and still trying to keep a steady rhythm going. Sex can be just as nice with a partner you know. And just for variety, when your right hand gets tired, try dating your left hand for something different. Since 2007

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THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR FROM TECH SUPPORT



* "Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?"

* "That's right, not even McGyver could fix it."

* "So -- what are you wearing?"

* "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"

* "Looks like you're gonna need some new dilithium crystals, Cap'n."

* "Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if you're with the FTC."

* "We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery."

* "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."

* "Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"

* "Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics."

* "Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney." Since 2007

03-26-13  09:39am - 4289 days #15
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10 LAWS OF COMPUTING



1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.

2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.

3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you'd least expect to find it.

4. When the going gets tough, upgrade.

5. For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.

6. To err is human...to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, its downright natural.

7. He who laughs last, probably has a back-up.

8. The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.

9. A complex system that doesn't work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.

10. A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do. Since 2007

03-25-13  09:38am - 4290 days #7
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Funny MILF was absent in most of Europe accept
Italy and Austria. Since 2007

03-21-13  06:23am - 4295 days #11
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Ok you can try a few tests that may shed light.


Try http://www.downforeveryoneorjustme.com/


Does your internet connection have a router?
Some new routers have parental settings.

Being no browser will allow you access and if the above test says it is just you ?

Try tor browsing or and IP masking or proxy where it will use a different IP address to surf. This may be slow as proxys are but will allow you to see if its is your IP or PC.


Those are idea to start narrowing things down. Since 2007

03-20-13  08:08pm - 4295 days #35
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Originally Posted by LePornoisseur:


I figure this is a thread as good as any to jump in and share with the group, so here goes...

I collect pics and movies. With my pics I DL the sets, cull the bad ones from the herd and title and tag the ones I want to keep. I keep a key of about 200 tags (a 4 character code) that I can reference when I want to see what I want.

I do the same with my movies. I keep full movies of my favorite girls (ie Juelz Ventura, Katie St. Ives, Skin Diamond) and title and tag those. However, with movies that are of starlets that I'm not a dedicated fan of or if it's just a good 6 minutes of --let's say cowgirl-- I'll run it through Windows Movie Maker, edit out that one 6 minute clip, title it and tag it and add it to my Cowgirl file, which is then broken down into hair color, bodytype, and any other details I want to tag. Sometimes it's a quick process and sometimes it can be rather tedious. Either way, it works for me.

My next task is to convert the hundreds of dvds I own.



So what program do you use to tag and organize ??? Since 2007

03-19-13  12:37pm - 4296 days #17
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Originally Posted by Dracula:


LOL, very true!


I got to hand it to you Drac, as user names go in a Porn Website forum yours has got to be the most unusual one I would see in here .
It just seems so random, I am sure there is meaning for you using it. But seemed random and unusual.
PS Thats a compliment Since 2007

03-19-13  12:29pm - 4296 days #7
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Originally Posted by RagingBuddhist:


If the site can't help you, send a message to Micro$oft




The guy is pissing on Microshaft, guess that's cool God knows they have pissed on me enough times Since 2007

03-19-13  08:52am - 4297 days #25
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I just did a review on Catalina Cruz, she has lost weight looks anorexia is setting in, and he breast look like bowls taped on. Nothing natural about them. Sad when stars do this to themselves. Since 2007

03-15-13  08:10am - 4301 days #16
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Thee odd s are the all wont have a headache Since 2007

03-14-13  10:44am - 4301 days #2
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Who is Sheila Grant ?



Wow has it been 10 years already ?
She looks amazing better then day 1 ! Since 2007

03-14-13  06:54am - 4302 days #8
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I'll try the newer IE when it proves its self. Since 2007

03-14-13  06:53am - 4302 days #7
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Originally Posted by lk2fireone:


I mainly use Firefox.
It seems simple to use.

Very rarely I use IE, if Firefox is giving me a problem.

I can't stream or play movies at Amazon.com using Firefox. I used to be able to, but then Firefox stopped playing/streaming movies at Amazon several months ago.

I tried to update the Flash player, but that didn't help.

But I can play/stream Amazon movies with IE.



I avoid IE unless I have to.
I will not use Google due to their massive tracking they do.

Firefox I use mostly and works well with private browsing software. Like Torbrowser and has nice script blockers. ( not to be confused with Torrents I don't do those ) Since 2007

03-13-13  01:05pm - 4302 days #8
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All I can say WG is Since 2007

03-12-13  03:12pm - 4303 days #6
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Usually porn is about maybe 2-3 years at time behind the technology of SONY. It was not that long ago that true HD was available for downloading. I think DVD releases of PORN tend to be HD more often. Just like Blue Ray porn is out there but not primary or 3d for that matter. Sites use a butt load of bandwidth to get even 720p and 1080 is a mem HOG.
So something in the size you mention would be a huge file to download and I am guess only blue ray would be able to play on TV sets. Only my big screen in the living room could even take advantage of such technology. Mos view porn on the PC if past polls are any indication. So my guess with bandwidth and users mainly pornofying their use on the PC I think it could be awhile before it hits mainstream if at all ?
Imagine the clarity on a 80" screen wow ! Since 2007

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