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| 01-27-10 10:06am - 5443 days | #10 | |
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Active User  Posts: 386 Registered: Feb 23, '09 Location: USA |
Thanks for all the positive feedback and I just felt that everyone needed to know how much they really are appreciated by myself. I don't think I'll be going anywhere soon, so I'll be contributing as much as I can. Messmer - Yes it is really strange that a site dedicated to such things as porn has a forum where the discussions are respectable and flames are at a minimum, even when sometimes someone could get chewed out. Interesting idea and I could not tell you why. Maybe it's just the fact that the select few that contribute the most created a foundation for respect and everyone has adapated and honored it. Either way, I'm still grateful that it is how it is. Wittyguy - I happen to like this avatar brother! This shit's custom haha? :) To the rest - Thanks for all your trust and past discussions and I hope everyone stays around for new ones. Take care! Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 01-24-10 11:36pm - 5446 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Active User Posts: 386 Registered: Feb 23, '09 Location: USA |
Heeeeey, I'm feeling extremely happy tonight and I want to say thanks to everyone who has made my experience so far fun and entertaining so far. I actually consider myself new even though I just reallized I've been active for over 6+ months so far. However, I have gotten some really great conversations and replies about a lot of things that have made me keep logging on and logging on. I just want to say thanks to all the vets and new peeps that have kept me coming here. Also, I want to give a special thanks to Rick, Khan, and the rest of the staff for keeping the site extremely fun and innovative when compared to other review sites. I try to include reviews with what I think is important in a site and I am overly flattered that I have got many trust votes and responses from so many in the community. I appreciate everyones' input and my number one goal is to better help others pervs such as myself to get a better understanding and info to better spend their money on such sites. Once again, I'm overly happy and humble that everyone has accepted me in to the tight niche community and has helped me so much in many decisions and discussions. As a newbie, I never felt out of place or outcasted when speaking my opinion and have never gained nothing but respect for everyone out there. Thanks to everyone for respecting my opinions, even though I may be interested in a smaller niche that many others are not. Once again, thanks a lot. I have found that a handfull of people are only posting these days but it is still great to read everyones' opinions even though only a few new posters come every once in awhile. To all the newer posters, feel free to post anything on your mind because this community is probably the most respectful and mature one that I have ever discussed with on the internet to this date. I love the fact that I can pretty bring up anything, from porn, religion, to politics and still get a great but humorous dicussion going on. Really, this is such a great thing and I hope some of the older members feel a sense of gratitude when reading this because they created the foundation for such things to occur. As far as reviews, I appreciate them all and glad they are still coming from older members and new alike. I love how each has a unique style and approach to them which 'official' review sites cannot provide. Overall, I really think the dedication that most users provide is overwhelming when it comes to reviews and/or comments. I have even got to know a few members more personally which I'd never thought would happen at a site dedictated to porn. All in all, I want to say I appreciate the users and prospects who may read this and consider becoming a user. This place is really something in my opinion. Big props to Wittyguy for being a long time user and dedcicating so much time with the forum awards (even though I never got a mention, booooo hoooo :)). Also, I'd like to thank Denner for keeping great new posts recently and keeping the forum alive. Drooler for his humorous and satiric posts. lk2fireone, turboshaft, and pat362 for their discussions in all posts but especially the movie threads and interesting recommendations. Badandy400 for all his dicussions as well and being the only asshole who gets begged to reach 100 but wont. Mbaya for dishing out great reviews and sharing his awesome photos of a great hobby in bottle collecting. James4096 for being a fellow tranny fan and producing an awesome collection of reviews, reaching the 100 mark in almost less than 6 or 7 months. RagingBuddhist who tells things how they are and being outspoken against many opinins that he feels but keeping things honest and respectable. PinkPanther for actually describing to me what the difference is from a proper photo set and video still while keeping some fun dry humour in great posts. Toadsith and Cybertoad would be a great addition to come back to more recent discussions and I respect their posts as well. Messmer, I thank thee for actually telling me what a true, great mature site consists of and awesome posts as well. Thanks for coming back after thinking you may be done with porn. Jd1961 I have not talked to much but has actually enlightened me on many aspects of one of my favorite niches, Japanese porn. And not least, exotics4me for always being informative and providing great info on European porn when I had no idea where to start or keep going. Plus, for providing great feedback in posts and keeping the discussion going if need be. I hope I did not leave anyone out and I apologize if I did. But, I am extremely happy and humble that this list and everyone else I may have not mentioned have created such a great community for everyone. Thanks to the TBP/PU staff for creating such a place for everyone. I really enjoy this site and the community. Sexted From My iPad Edited on Jan 24, 2010, 11:46pm | |
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| 01-17-10 04:54pm - 5453 days | #7 | |
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Active User Posts: 386 Registered: Feb 23, '09 Location: USA |
Of course porn is to be enjoyed and it is a solid source for entertainment for me. However, while justme may say he see's too much negativity here at PU, I say there can never be to much constructive criticism. Foremost, the number one thing is that we are PAYING OUR MONEY to pay sites. Therefore, I like all and any objective and subjective info I can get on a site. Sorry, but I don't just go out spending my hard earned money on just anything. Plus, since the recession and hard times that many including myself am going through getting all the info on a site is crucial because I am at a budget of about 1 site per month now. I don't want to join some 'okay' or 'average' site and be disapointed completely. Then, I'm stuck with that site as my only porn entertainment for a whole month. That does not sound like a very smart way to spend money. As far as the reviews go, I don't take them extremely serious at all. I just try to provide details that I feel are important when I am persobally looking at a review to join to help make a decision. I'm sure others and I leave out a lot of details or points that many others would want. As far as the point about porn being expensive to buy back in the day. True story but it was also a lot harder to make and distribute porn back in the day so production was 10x more expensive. Also, the overll profit was way less so charging more was way more eligible. I think using this analogy is unfair when it comes to paying for porn at a website in 2010. I know that certain things may get downgraded quite negatively while others may feel they are trivial (download speeds, site going down for a day, etc) but one has to remember that when making a website in anything that involves profit that it is a business. I'm sorry but I may be an asshole but I don't like to see lazy and untrustworthy businesses getting rich with my hard earned money if I can avoid it. My 2 cents... Sexted From My iPad Edited on Jan 17, 2010, 04:57pm | |
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| 01-06-10 10:59am - 5464 days | #13 | |
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Active User Posts: 386 Registered: Feb 23, '09 Location: USA |
Well I did state that sites featuring 'young models' will have an easier time updating. However, with Met-Art, I think they are all extremely formulatic with a young model prancing around and posing on a beach, woods, field, and so on. If by high quality people are meaning that the resolution is high and the photography is well, then I have to agree. However, all these photographers are on a slightly different level than the average photographers and the site has A LOT of photographers involved with the site to get a shitload of updates. Most sites feature maybe one or two photographers/videographers for the whole site and updates. On top of that, as far as Met-Art goes, it is extremely easy to find models for their work because it is considered so 'artsy' and extremely soft that most models do not feel bad about doing the shoots. They don't have to masturbate or shove anything up their snatch, they don't have to spread, or show any close ups of themselves completely gaping. Of course, a site like this is going to get update easy. But, like what many will say about the site including myself, it can get boring really quick. As far as other sites that get in to the 'harder' stuff such as doing the things Met-Art does not but not getting in to any different niche besides solo models, this is still easier to find quality models to do quick updates as well. This is because they are still not venturing in to the realm of hardcore as well. My point being, that these types of sites are a lot easier to find quality material for updating quick. When it comes to smaller niches and fetish material the updates are going to get lower if you want decent material. I also think the argument of quantity vs quality argument or whatever you want to call it has to do with us all being true porn fans and watching so much. So, seeing the same formulatic updates over and over bore us because we are all visiting the same sites or types of sites again and again because new quality sites are a dime a dozen these days. To the average user, just joining one pay site is like a gold mine for them. Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 01-05-10 06:55pm - 5465 days | #20 | |
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Active User Posts: 386 Registered: Feb 23, '09 Location: USA |
Hmm, I'm not a big fan of dell or buying at best buy because prices are usually quite high. Honestly, there are plenty of places to find a nice laptop online. I'd check out www.slickdeals.net and look around their deals for laptops. As I said to RaggingBuddhist above, I would not expect anyone to buy a laptop just to run videos to an LCD TV and that being the only reason. I was just stating an argument that I found this the easiest way for me to get videos that did not work with my Ps3 and other recievers to an LCD TV. But, I bought my laptop about a year ago from lenovo which was about $450 at the time and it's extremely nice. It has hdmi out and does everything else great. Plus, it has a nice 17 inch monitor in itself which is great as well. Like all things, you have to shop around but I would never suggest going to a place like best buy to buy anything. They mark their prices so high, it's borderline robbery in my opinion. However, if you are just looking for a 'cheap' laptop to just run to a tv for videos, make sure that it has at least a DVI or HDMI output. Both can do HD videos but the DVI out on a laptop would need a dvi to hdmi cable if your TV does not have a DVI in. For these cables, I suggest www.dcables.net. Hope this helps. Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 01-05-10 02:24pm - 5465 days | #5 | |
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Active User Posts: 386 Registered: Feb 23, '09 Location: USA |
Totally agree and this is the whole reason why I join PAY sites and rarely browse free ones. You can go to a pay site with a reputable cc processor and feel somewhat comfortable giving out your information. To me, forking over some money for this security is worth it in the long run. While of course, certain cc processors and sites are still shady but as mbaya said, that's why we have PU. Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 01-05-10 02:18pm - 5465 days | #18 | |
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Active User Posts: 386 Registered: Feb 23, '09 Location: USA |
Ya almost any laptop has a DVI or hdmi cable out which can support HD inputs. As far as #1 of your response, I'm confused as to what you are describing as an entertainment system? Are you talking about the desktop being used as one or an area where a TV and surrond sound is hooked up (like in the front room/bedroom/basement)? My whole point of that was the fact that a laptop could be easily brought to a LCD TV (which was the reason for the post of the thread) and most newer laptops can be hooked up just fine. So, all you need is to carry a laptop 5 feet with a coord to hook it up to a tv. My main point of the second response was to explain that the tuners and receivers that are built to play 'computer' video files to your TV (like Western Digital thing) do not play all files and a laptop could while being extremely portable while a desktop is not. #2: so you are saying that you would unplug your desktop and lug it to your tv room each time you wanted to watch a scene then when you are done you will lug it all back to your designated area to hook it back up? Just because you have more hard drive space on the desktop? I'm confused in the logic in that. Isn't the point of a laptop being that you can go anywhere with it with ease. #3: Right on about that and that is a great suggestion. However, many people would need a step-by-step walkthrough to do that. However, this is probably the best idea to get all types of videos playing on your tv. But, I'm sure the majority of people eventually want a laptop anyways because they are really great now with all the features and I was just explaining to the user that this is possible to do with almost any newer laptop. #4: You can use the screen on the laptop for any time that you don't want to be hooked to the tv. All you need is a single hdmi/dvi cable and it's plug and play. Just un hook it when you are done watching the scene and move the laptop to wherever you want to browse the internet. The screen will get used a lot, this guy just wants to watch his scenes on a huge screen TV. I can't blame him. My first response to the user was to tell him that most units pre-made that can be easily hooked up in to a LCD/Plasma/LED TV which includes the tv tuners, PS3, X-Box 360, and so on do not support most video files for playback, so I think that a portable laptop is a quick fix to get all files to play back with the smallest hassle. By no means do I think that he should go fork over $400 or more on a laptop just to playback video files on his TV. I was just saying it was the easiest solution for me with the smallest hassle. By the way, I'm not trying to be a smartass and say that anything you are saying is incorrect or the wrong way to do things. I just think we may be thinking about something different or have not come to an understanding as to what we were both talking about. Thanks for the responses and ttyl. Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 01-05-10 01:52pm - 5465 days | #4 | |
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Active User Posts: 386 Registered: Feb 23, '09 Location: USA |
This was brought up before and I think you may find some comments useful: https://www.pornusers.com/forum/forum_thr...ad.html?threadid=596 However, I totally agree with extremely fast update rates creating boring and crap material that can vary from poor models, modeling, formulatic scenes, and so on. I do see why sites want to do this and I'm sure plenty of users here even like a large amount of updates because they are long term members (I am more of a grab n' go, wait a few months to a year and grab the updates from when I last joined). Honestly, I think one update per week is a bit slow but I can live with it if they are dishing out quality scenes each and every time. However, I am a fan of a smaller niche and maybe I am just so used to once a week updates that I don't mind. However, I do know that smaller niches can be really affected by quicker updates (mature sites and fetish sites) because it's harder to find quality models and so on. Therefore, the expectation to update quickly will bring in poor material and is more prevelant. However, I do feel that sites can do daily updates correctly if they have the niche to do it. There are so many models (top tier as well) these days doing 'young models' porn that it should not be hard to create these scenes. But, I've always found sites that update too quickly to create formulatic material that gets boring quick. So, I guess I'm in the middle of the pack. I'd say it depends on the niche but the middle road is fine by me with like 3-4 updates a week. Like I said above, certain sites can get away with more or less and still dish out great material each and every time. Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 01-05-10 01:33pm - 5465 days | #21 | |
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Active User Posts: 386 Registered: Feb 23, '09 Location: USA |
Good porn in general where the people are making quality material is a dime a dozen, but it is out there. But, the reasons as to why sites are doing what is stated above could be for certain reasons. When it comes to the sites with a large fan base/popularity, other sites will attempt to mimmick what they are doing because they feel this is what the right thing to do is. Eventually, a site will get a large enough fanbase/users that they stop listening to others (including users) and you get material that 'it is what it is'. Meaning, most sites will just keep making what they want and will not care what most think until the site starts losing huge amounts of users. With that said, when it comes to hardcore and the scenes featuring descriptions of what you stated, I think this all has to do with the target audience and what they are looking for. When it comes to porn in general, I think the users that make it here have a more 'sophisticated' pallet and such scenes really disturb us. I don't like to target one site for the reason of the demise of good hardcore but I think the fellas at BangBros have a lot to do with this (this is my just my opinion) and I'll explain why. For example, as a younger user and just a couple years out of college that has had numerous conversations about porn in the 18-25 range in recent years there seems to be one site that they all know about and like: BangBus and the other sites by this group. If you are not familiar with the style it is all out gonzo porn that features almost all the models seen as just fuck dolls that are there to be used and abused by the crew. A little different than the classic, "Wham, Bam, Thank You Ma'am" attitude but more like "Buck, duck, I don't give a fuck". I have not been a member in years but I cannot see them changing their style drastically but I know they are making tons of cash with an extremely large amount of users/fanbase. When the average user sees bangbros here, bangbros there they join. Then, they expect hardcore scenes to be like this and other sites want the money so they take the formula in to their hands as well. I also think a large factor for the camera angles of close up pounding and nut jiggling action is the fact that showing penetration is what makes hardcore scenes 'hardcore' when comparing scenes shown on skinemax, a lot of ppv porn, and other scenes. Hence, the videographers may feel they need to focus on this just so they can show just how 'hardcore' their scene is with close up pounding. This is just an opinion as to why and I'm sure there are plenty of other reasons why, including the fact that they might just like looking at a freshly shaven onion sack flopping against the taint of a young lady. Another reason as to why the behavior is getting quite juvenile is the fact that porn is quite easy to make now and maybe the actual BTS crew and crew in general are juvenile themselves nowadays. It always reminds me of boogie nights the movie, everyone seemed to enjoy partying and so on but everyone seemed a bit older. Maybe, up until to recently, there were older and mature crewmembers that calmed down the stars and other crew to create an almost 'parent' like atmosphere that monitored dumb behavior. Nowadays, it just seems like any old 18 to 20 somethingw are running loose with a HD camera wasted and immature fucking anything they can and treating all the models like crap. Also, it seems like people are soaking this shit up and liking it because it is everywhere. However, this is all just speculation. To sum it up, I think the state of gonzo porn featuring all this behavior these days is just due to the target audience, an overall lack of maturity in porn, and certain sites on the top now determining what a hardcore scene should be like. But, this is all my opinion and I could just be ranting with no basis for any of this shit at all. Right now, I'm completely bored so I'm just typing scrambled thoughts. By the way, the largest shit I hate in ANY scene including hardcore and solo scenes is when the director or crew talks and/or fondles the models during a scene. I HATE IT x10. Sexted From My iPad Edited on Jan 05, 2010, 01:41pm | |
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| 12-27-09 12:00am - 5475 days | #2 | |
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Active User Posts: 386 Registered: Feb 23, '09 Location: USA |
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| 12-13-09 11:03pm - 5488 days | #4 | |
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Active User Posts: 386 Registered: Feb 23, '09 Location: USA |
Your input has been something I've read a lot in all the different reviews and comments for Brazzers. But, what you say now really does not give me any insight as to why the lopsided scores are present. Maybe the fact that the discount is present is something that you stated in the response and the reason why? But, I just can't see how a discount presented for this site which is the same for an extremely high number of sites would be the reason why large lopsided review scores are present for this site. This is because it's not like discount is extremely low, like in the $10 range or something. However, I do see the fact that the site is a network and maybe with the discount present vs the content available is why people keep going there with the thought process that 'it is what it is' because the price is right? I suppose this could be a reason but I cannot register that this could be the complete reason why so many are giving the site completely high scores or extremely low scores. However, the price versus content aspect is definitely a great argument as to why the network is scored so high when a lot of other problems is present. Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 12-13-09 10:53pm - 5488 days | #15 | |
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Active User Posts: 386 Registered: Feb 23, '09 Location: USA |
Definitely something to bring up to TBP editors so they can correct the review. Stinks that they would miss such an important aspect in a review. For sure. Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 12-13-09 10:51pm - 5488 days | #13 | |
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Active User Posts: 386 Registered: Feb 23, '09 Location: USA |
Completely disagree for plenty of reasons. #1: A low end laptop with an hdmi out will look fine on a 42 inch lcd screen. Why? because a laptop with an integrated card that supports hdmi out is already good enough to showcase high resolutions. Is this tested? yes, because I have both a low end laptop and a high end laptop with both of them having an integrated video card and hdmi out. Both of these look just fine playing back 1280 x 720 ~4000 kbps using windows media player on full screen. #2: why would anyone want to lug a desktop to an area to a tv screen if a low end laptop can do the same thing. Enough said. #3: A desktop with just the right components and speed to view a video using any monitor including a non-lcd monitor (CRT) and looking fine will do. But, a laptop with the same specs projecting to a LCD TV is essentially the same as a desktop hooked up to a LCD/CRT monitor. Just, the refresh and response rate can be lower/higher but this will not affect the image as long as the computer is quick enough to play it. Meaning, you are just using the laptop as a desktop when you are connected to a LCD TV. With that said, I've had great results with almost any processor running in the realm of GHZ and a integrated video card within the past few years (within maybe 5 years). With all that said, almost any up to date laptop can display a fine image with an outgoing hdmi cable to a LCD TV. Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 12-13-09 08:29pm - 5488 days | #13 | |
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Active User Posts: 386 Registered: Feb 23, '09 Location: USA |
TBP review states this: Updates in Last 7 Days: 3 image galleries. 4 full video episodes. (on par with previous updates) Confused look an my face? Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 12-13-09 06:59pm - 5488 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Yeah, I'm bringing it up again. Hurry up broski, I like your reviews and enjoy your insight. Get a review on the board, ya jackass! :) Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 12-13-09 06:53pm - 5488 days | #10 | |
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Active User Posts: 386 Registered: Feb 23, '09 Location: USA |
Interesting look that brings an updated feel to TBP site. I think the explantions help a lot when it comes to why these sites are displayed on the home page. While the 4 reviewers get a 'trust vote' from me for sure, I think that the outlined reasons why the sites are displayed with descriptions was the best way to go for sure because it displays that these sites are not obvious schills. Good work and I'm always open to seeing new options and features when it comes to TBP/PU sites. Thanks for the dedication and hard work that is obviously involved to appease us pervs. BTW, I know you don't review sites Rick but you got a trust vote (w/ comment) from me as well :) Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 12-13-09 06:48pm - 5488 days | #11 | |
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Active User Posts: 386 Registered: Feb 23, '09 Location: USA |
Yeah I looked in to these type of devices because I love watching my content on my huge lcd tv. However, so many sites encode their videos with so many different codecs that only play on certain devices. Honesly, I use my playstation 3 for most files but I still find many WMV's cannot be played back with this device. But, a computer and a solid media player can always find the right codec to display the content. So, if you really need to watch content on a tv, I would attempt to invest in either a quality laptop (that you would want for yourself in all aspects) or a cheap one just to plug in to your tv. I have had great results using my laptop plugged in to my tv via hdmi when viewing videos that cannot be played with my dvd player or ps3. My 2 cents.... Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 12-13-09 06:42pm - 5488 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Active User Posts: 386 Registered: Feb 23, '09 Location: USA |
I really see this site reviewed and talked about a lot. I have never been a member nor do I really think It's my fortay to begin with. But, I am curious to hear some thoughts on the site outside of a review/reply/comment. My main thoughts are the site is reviewed and commented a lot, therefore, the site must be subscribed to a lot. However, I have not really seen such lopsided remarks about a site than this site. The site appears to offer a lot of content that is above average in quality but they do plenty of shady business practices that seem to be extremely unpopular. I'm just wondering why many users seem to dismiss these practices as 'it is what it is' and still thumbs up the site. While I have no first hand experience, plenty of my most trusted users have both gave this site great remarks and horrible remarks. So, does anyone think that if the site was less popular that the site would not get so many dismissals when it comes to the hardships they seem to commit. I mean, one of the first things I look for in a site is trustworthy transactions and quality customer service. From most comments, this site delivers neither when it comes to this. Basically, why does it seem to be the most lopsided commented site? Even larger sites that tend to get some extremely well reviews with a mix of 'worst' reviews tend to get higher scored than this site. For example, many seem to have different takes on Videobox but there is never really extreme lopsided reviews when it comes to the site. Many reviews are in the upper 80's and 90's but rarely does this site get reviewed under 80, let alone 70. I am targeting this site for discussion because I think it's interesting. I'm hoping some PU's can give me better insight as to why this appears to be happening here. Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 12-01-09 06:42pm - 5500 days | #6 | |
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Active User Posts: 386 Registered: Feb 23, '09 Location: USA |
I wish somehow (this may be a bit of work) that the users could be broken down in to participation in the means of last thing done. Like, the last time they replied, reviewed, posted, commented, so on and so on so we could get a better look at how many are still active out of the 10,000. Anyways, this is still a lot and as what I would be considered myself as a newer member still, I have always enjoyed the place since my first visit. Thanks to all the 10,000 users and the staff for creating a homeland for pervs. Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 12-01-09 06:37pm - 5500 days | #2 | |
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Active User Posts: 386 Registered: Feb 23, '09 Location: USA |
Interesting read Wittyguy and after reading the article with your opinions, I have a few things to say. While I don't agree with the whole concept of ratings sites better to get more monet, I still have to remember that an official review site will have bias no matter what when it comes to sites that may make them more money. Of course, after getting used to PU and the basic no nonsense attitude most of us have when it comes to sites, I have to agree that the more I read TBP reviews and other 'official' review sites that I tend to see these reviews as overall non-noteworthy. Meaning, I take them all with a grain of salt. I have come across some reviews that I just rub my head and go, "how can this site be rated so high"? I think I even posted a thread on how TBP appears to be geared toward the photography buffs and almost all the 'big name' photography sites have extremely high scores in my opinion when I just don't see how the price factor, video factor, etc etc. But then again, I come to remember that bias is always going to be there and even more when people are getting paid to do reviews. However, I do think TBP's overall intentions are well founded and I give them all a trust vote :) But, at least they let us voice our opinions as well and there is no other site that combo that which creates overall great reviews. Also, I don't think I have seen TBP review a site and gave one that deserved a lower score such a high one that I just 'laughed out loud'. For instance, I don't think I have seen a site that should be in the 60's in the realm of the 80's or 90's. Most of the time when I personally disagree, it's more like 5-8 points off. The quote by Vegas Ken at the end just makes me say, 'it is what it is'. I know where he is coming from and at the same time, while I have not actually been a member of the 'only' sites, most of my trusted reviewers here have had high praise for the sites. Therefore, I can't be exactly 'red-faced' angry at the quote because it's not like it's a site that is extremely horrible that is getting a great review. On a side note, after reading comments and reviews on these sites recently, a change in the scores could in the new 2.0 reviews could also be due to them upgrading a few things at these sites as well? Didn't the videos get upped in quality as well as the photo res? This is a major factor in determining a score for a review for me. All-in-all, an interesting topic that I am hoping some others will participate in because I'd love to see others opinions on the matter. But, for me, I can't say the quote has hindered my outlook on TBP or how they go about things at all. While it can maybe be looked at in the wrong way, I'm sure there are worst things that have/could been said. My 2 cents... Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 11-09-09 07:14pm - 5522 days | #18 | |
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Active User Posts: 386 Registered: Feb 23, '09 Location: USA |
This is a great addition and may help clear things up as far as I was trying to get across when it came to the influence of black society being more exposed to 'other' ethnicities than in the past. Thanks for the response. Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 11-08-09 09:01pm - 5523 days | #20 | |
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Sorry for the late response, I was meaning to get to this but totally forgot. Right on about the geisha bottle but of course, it's probably the bottle that counts the most. I really wish I could see a pic of the bottle because I am enamoured with Japanese culture and I especially love traditional Japanese women portayed as geishas. Do you know if this bottle was hand blown like the pirate ship bottle or was it just a special/mass produced bottle that is rare to find? I find it cool that you display the bottles but I think you should create a sweet showcase room for the bottles with custom shelves and so on. I just think that would be a sweet room to show off for others but to also show pride in your collection for yourself. I actually just watched a special on the history channel about Pompeii and their 'freaky' tales :) They showed a lot of rooms with not only explicit paintings but windows to showcase the sexual activities that were probably taking place within these rooms. Really kinky for a society so ancient and I would never think that these things would be going on (I guess these things are not really talked about in school, thanks history channel). I don't think I've had Chow Fun which actually sounds like I should have had it because it sounds quite traditional :) What exactly is it and what makes it the best dish for you? I've found that lots of Chinese recipes call for ginger and a lot of salt or soy sauce. I do love it though. However, technique does seem to hold truth for cooking in general, I know people who can fuck up mac n' cheese :) Give yourself some credit. As far as you getting a bj from a Japanese girl, I would have to disagree. If you ate her out, maybe we can say you had some quality food from Japan, maybe it tasted like quality sushi? :) Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 11-08-09 08:42pm - 5523 days | #15 | |
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I think this post by Denner shows that not all pornstars are in in for the long run. As with exotic dancing, I believe most stars which are young are caught up in the moment and think the business is right for them. I can see this business as being very demanding and stressful (just like all females potrayed in mainstream media) as being a certain body shape, personality, and 'way' that people want them to be. Personally, it seems the models that retire quickly are ones that do an extremely large amount of content in small time frame and this provides argument that any change amongst these models down the road can be seen as positive or negative. Meaning, any change in body shape or personality over time can mean the audience will react either positively or negatively. This results in large pressure that I'm sure is unhealthy amonst these models. I can't blame any star for quitting, because I think health should come first. It's funny because I usually find the first few content by most models as the best because they are the most enthiustiac. After awhile, these models are probably thrown in to a niche that they are expected to do or just see another scene as just another paycheck which affects performance. It's a strange and different job which surely affects each model in different ways which will sway their decisions to go on with more content. As I said before, I can't blame them at all. Just like all people, things happen in real life that affect them which will change their outlook on which they are doing (marriage, boyfriends, family, salary, the business in general, and so on). A large contributor that I see is the business in general which I can see as being extremely cut throat which will affect models a lot. Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 11-08-09 08:28pm - 5523 days | #10 | |
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Did you download media info and check out the details? I really think you should and see what this program can do. It's free and really helps to better understand video attributes in all aspects. Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 11-08-09 08:15pm - 5523 days | #14 | |
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I think the big butt thing is something that is kind of popular due to part in both societal and psychological terms. This meaning, there are quite a few factors in my opinion. The first of my argument is the fact that the large ass is portayed as sexy due to the fact that a lot of mainstream thinking is revealed from black society. I am not trying to argue that ALL black people think this way nor should think way but I find the majority of the black community finds these traits as extremely attractive. Therefore, the younger crowd can be exposed to what many black people find sexy in their ethnicity. Most black women that are a bit bigger in stature (especially their ass) and this can be seen as healthy and extremely sexy amongst that community (and has been this way for years upon years) while many typical white women are supposed to be unhealthy and extremely thin. Therefore, a 'phat' ass potrayed amongst the black community is ideal and this is leaking in to the greater crowd in the suburbs and so on. The reason I think this is because I never thought a larger ass was sexy until I started hearing how much this was considered sexy through my favorite genre hip hop and associating with that crowd as I got older. I was basically in a all white community growing up but met more black people as I got older which swayed me to look at black women and respect their basic body shape a lot more. However, this is just a contrubuting factor in my opinion and not the only reason that many will think a larger ass is better. Another factor that probably affects the fact that a larger ass may be better is through the psychological pre existing factor that a bigger ass (or hips) portrays greater fertility which unconciously makes these features sexier for men. While I may be being overananalytic, I do feel this could be a major contributor to the larger ass bandwagon that appears to be shown in porn these days. It's just, a bigger waist and ass shows maturity and is just a bit more sexually attractive to many men due to the fact that these ladies are seen as being completely developed and not just little girls anymore. Of course, there are probably other reasons and theories as to why the 'phat ass' has become such a hit these days but I think my above argumesnts could be a factor. Plus, I feel the bigger ass may be more popular amongst the younger community due to the first factor that I spoke of above. I could be completely wrong but I think the arguments I provided are worth looking at and could be large contributions to the sites showcasing the 'bigger' side of things. Sexted From My iPad Edited on Nov 08, 2009, 08:24pm | |
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| 11-07-09 09:43pm - 5524 days | #8 | |
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If you really want to know the true facts about a video file, download a program called 'mediainfo'. It gives you max res, vid res, sound bit rate, video bit rate, codecs used, etc etc. It's great to see all the info provided. As far as the question asked, all can be mix and mashed. However, I found that the best compression that creates a great polished video is videos at 1280 X 720 at around 4000 kbps. The files are not too big and they give great detail while providing awesome playback on huge lcd screens with the whole screen being used as well (no letterbox on top or bottom). However, I have come across many different res and bitrates that still give off good playback. For instance, a scene at 640 X 480 but using 16:9 in the compression at a bitrate arounf 2000 kbps will usually fill the whole screen with no letterboxes and still look good. It's really all about the compression process and codecs used that provide the overall outcome. But, I've found something in the middle (1280 X 720, not 720 X 480 or 1920 X 1080) with a bitrate around 4000-6000 kbps look extremely great. My 2 cents... Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 11-04-09 11:12pm - 5527 days | #6 | |
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Lol messmer, that's quite a demand! Someone give this guy his floppies, for real! You know I'm with you about these damn mature sites and their 'mature' models...Give me a break :( What's with these late 20 models with huge fake titties and the sell that they are 'mature' models man! While I would not mind my mature models to be a bit more perky, keep 'em real on these type of models. I'm with you on this one... Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 11-04-09 11:07pm - 5527 days | #18 | |
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I know it's hard to express humor over the internet but I was saying the suggestion for your interview in good fun and the fact that I was truly interested in you as the next interviewee :) As far as the response goes, that bottle with the geisha sounds extremely sweet, I'd love to see that first hand (and crack it open to take a nice glass as well :)) I can honestly see that being a nondrinker would greatly up the value in those bottles because you would have no urge to drink any, I think I'd last maybe a week before cracking any of those open :) That's a lot of bottles though, 150 would take up a lot of space. Do you display them on anything or do you just store them somewhere for safe keeping? Laugh out loud about that pirate bottle being three feet long? That's a huge bottle, what is that like 5 gallons of rum? :) That's sweet that you have been so many places in travel, while I find myself to be still kind of young (27 now, my birthday was actually a week ago) but I feel that I will never get a chance to travel as much as you have. It seems you really enjoy South American history with the majority of your visits to that region. Especially with all the talk of 'the end of the world' with those Mayan dates and so on, I bet so many are traveling to that area these days. Hey man, don't knock the fact that you can make a mean meatloaf. Anyone who can say that and it is truly good, meatloaf is the shit! And, soup is actually great. Plus, there is a understanding amongst true chefs, if you can make a quality soup, then you are a true cook. What's your favorite Chinese dish, let alone Asian dish? For me, I am a huge fan of Japanese cuisine and always attempt to make dishes from that area. I love some good Chinese food as well, but I can never make it as good as some of my favorite Chinese take-out places! :( Thanks for the answers to the questions so far, I am enjoying the interview and I'm happy you enjoyed answering them. Take it easy and I'll see you around of course. Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 11-04-09 10:10am - 5527 days | #8 | |
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Yes I do. Most people (at least from my experience) feel a bit uneasy when going to such places and need a few drinks to loosen them up to fully enjoy themselves when being at these places (myself as one of them). Plus, most businesses know that people who are wasted or even just a bit drunk may spend more due to lowered rational thinking, which is a huge plus for the women working at these places. Also, the prices at most strip clubs are ridiculous but people will pay it due to the reasons I stated above, which I'm sure is an extremely huge income builder for the owners. I mean, I've been to some places that an average charge up to $8 for a single bottle of beer or 16 oz draft. Remember, the owners are not pimps and do not get a share of what these girls make (at least from what I know?) but they have a lot of staff they need to pay and so and so on. They need to get income some how and I'm sure cover charges don't pay for it all. On top of that, since most places that don't serve alcohol will not want their customers there drunk from drinking before they go. While some may let some get away with this, I'm sure if you are noticably wasted they will not let you in or you will get the boot quickly. Remember, people who are not drinking can smell that shit on you from a mile away, even if it was just a few drinks. There are plenty of reasons why these establishments who don't serve alcohol will not want their customers there drunk, these are just a few examples. Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 11-03-09 07:28pm - 5528 days | #5 | |
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I've always found solo model sites to be lacking in active communication between users and the model. While I don't really care about this but just the content, I just don't see why a site featuring just that model would not involve the model more. I found that there are only a select few models that I have been interested in that I have joined their solo sites, but I can agree the repetitive nature of the content can get old. However, why join a solo site if you don't love the model so much to join to begin with, right? Like I'm sure exotics loves everything that Eve Angel makes, and that's why the site is there. A smart thing for most solo sites is to include a lot of exclusive 'friend' content, it mixes things up a bit but you can still get content of the model you love. Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 11-03-09 07:23pm - 5528 days | #16 | |
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I have a few questions if you don't mind answering, mbaya. I find it interesting for someone who does not drink to collect bottles. Can you tell me which are your favorites and why, plus maybe the reason why you enjoy collecting these? As far as you cooking, what do you think your best dish is? Is it an old recipe you learned from perhaps your mother/father/granny/etc? Or, did you create it from scratch? I enjoy cooking a lot (primarily asian dishes) and love talking about cooking. As far as you saying you would love to travel, have you actually traveled anywhere that you really loved? How long has it been since you last traveled? Love the read so far mbaya and I'm glad you stepped up to plate, although I think I put the burden on you by nominating you :) Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 11-03-09 07:17pm - 5528 days | #5 | |
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Actually, this is a law that is in Michigan and was just passed a few years ago. However, the law here is that any strip place that sells alcohol, it can only be topless. But, any strip place that does not serve alcohol can be full nudity. Of course, all strip clubs serve alcohol and probably lose huge business if they don't, so almost all clubs here are only topless. The quality thing is that if you need full nudity here badly, you can make a short drive to Canada and get this. Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 10-25-09 05:28pm - 5537 days | #2 | |
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I thought about it but I am extremely uninformed about the new OS. Is it considerably different, as in an extreme difference like XP and Vista are? Off the top of your head, what are the best upgrades you have noticed so far? Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 10-25-09 05:27pm - 5537 days | #8 | |
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I'd def say WittyGuy next but he's on hiatus. Honestly, I hope someone will take interest considering these PU interviews are suppossed to fun. I hope no one takes them too seriously :( Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 10-25-09 05:24pm - 5537 days | #29 | |
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Looking sharp badandy400! I thought for sure your avatar was going to be a cartoon extrnal hd with your name printed on it saying, 'badandy 400 TB external HD" lol :) Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 10-21-09 08:50pm - 5541 days | #4 | |
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Oh, that's a stinker. Has mbaya declined? I would not mind seeing him nominated as the next victim! err, I mean, Interviewer :) If you read this mbaya, I want you! (uncle sam pointing his finger)! :) By the way, I totally respect anyone who declines. But, I do enjoy the interviews and would not even mind an extremely small interview that by no means would impead on anyones anonymity. I just like reading about friends that I have enjoyed discussions with, whether about porn or not. Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 10-21-09 06:53pm - 5541 days | #9 | |
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Music in videos sucks! But, there a two ways they do it that I don't mind: #1: There is a solo scene with stripping with music going during the strip. Once, the masturbation commences, the music turns off and you can hear the MODEL. Yes, just the model with no stinkin' camera man talking. #2: Music plays during masturbation but is low enough and with the soundtrack of the actual masturbation scene playing with it loud enough to hear the model talking/moans/groans/etc. If a site can pull this off, I'm okay with it to an extent. It's not what I prefer, but it can be done right. I do know that many watch videos without sound to begin with, so I bet music is not a bother at all. My 2 cents.. Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 10-18-09 06:26pm - 5544 days | #2 | |
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Hell, even Rick or Khan would be a great read too! Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 10-18-09 06:24pm - 5544 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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I can't wait to see the next one! These are great ways to get to know the community that I have come to enjoy some great discussions with. Anyone on deck or what!? I'd love to see Wittyguy (I know he's MIA), messmer, mbaya, PinkPanther, jd1961, turboshaft, lk2fireone, RagingBuddhist, pat362, james4096, Denner, Drooler, Cybertoad, or any of the rest of the gang! Keep it as discreet as possible if you are too worried about anonymity but I'd love to see maybe even a small one if possible! Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 10-18-09 06:18pm - 5544 days | #18 | |
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So am I the only one that took advantage of this fun addition? I am waiting to see what you all come up with! Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 10-17-09 01:02pm - 5545 days | #18 | |
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One piece, make updates that are worth it. Too often, I see sites with a need to update everyday but this results in just bullshit updates or non-quality or non-erotic material. If minimizing to 1 or 2 updates a week will let the content dish out way better material, I'm all for it. However, if you can update daily or every other day or so on and can still keep qualiy material running, by all means please do so but once it seems to diminish, cut back. It will probably create stirs at the beginning but the real fans will understand and respect it, IMHO. Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 10-17-09 12:53pm - 5545 days | #12 | |
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Great idea and I took advantage of it. Thanks to Jerry for making the avatar and to the rest of the staff for doing something rewarding to those who participate. Can't wait to see what the others will have soon! Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 10-13-09 09:00pm - 5549 days | #14 | |
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Yes they do but I have yet to find a site that has extremely disruptive watermarks that offend me based on the fact that most sites I join nowadays are reviewed by trusted users that tell this in their reviews. But, if I did join a site that contained these, I would be extremely pissed off and will email customer service with a complaint. While I see the reason for watermarks and don't think sites should do away with them, it's so easy to just make a small watermark that is almost see through in a corner to make the vital footage eye worthy. Why make a huge watermark to destroy an image or video, It's only going to create pissed off customers. However, keep them non disruptive and marketing the site should be greatly strengthened. I have seen plenty of free images with watermarks to the site which made me at least preview the tour because I liked the captured footage. Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 10-13-09 08:56pm - 5549 days | #9 | |
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You could not have said it better IMHO :) Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 10-13-09 08:54pm - 5549 days | #8 | |
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I find this appealing in some ways but I don't find it disruptive as a whole for me. Of course, a site that promotes themselves as being teens having sex should be all teen, but it is usually just the women that are being promoted as teens and this is also usually not even true most of time. I hope your quest can find more sites with this niche but I find it unlikely to be in a mass appeal or easy to find. Why? because most sites that promote true teen women are usually not even true teen models to begin with. Then, bring in just teen women plus teen men models? This results in a double whammy that will be extremely hard to find in my opinion. However, the best bet to attempt to find sites like this would be a site featuring home made sex videos or true amateur sites. Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 10-07-09 10:57am - 5555 days | #187 | |
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On a side note, this may be a great site for others who love to look at reviews. This site takes all reviews ever made by huge legit critics and averages the score to make one score that gives you a better clue as to what might be good. It does this for movies, dvds, music, and games. http://www.metacritic.com Check it out, Transformers 2 got some extremely unfavorable reviews and an average score that is really low. This site has helped me when buying dvd's, seeing new movies, and buying new games. Obviously, it is still other peoples' opinions and you can still have your own; it's still better to see the average of like 30+ reviewers and get a general consensus. Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 10-07-09 10:47am - 5555 days | #12 | |
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Well, I think it's obvious from a user point of view that it is shady and unethical. From a business point of view, it is still obviously unethical but I see why they do it. However, the largest thing I have a problem with the pre-checked crossed sales is the difficulty to cancel if you actually accidently accepted the transaction with these checked. The worst is when you go to cancel and it is an email to support but it is 2 day or 1 day trials then rebills. Then, it takes a few days from support and it already rebills. Also, without emailing support, the cancellation of the trials has even more pre-checked cross sales and could eventually create a huge cluster fuck in the long run. So, in my opinion, mostly if a site does have these I will still join. I have to really want to content to do this but it is obviously shady and wrong. If webmasters are reading this, at least make these cross sales easy to cancel in case you do mess up. I think my decision if a site is overall shady is through the previews, type of billing, tours, and so on; yes, pre-checked cross sales does factor in my overall outlook on a site in general. Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 09-29-09 12:40pm - 5563 days | #20 | |
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I have a few reasons after downloading from P2P places in my early college days, buying DVD's, renting DVD's, then eventually just buying porn from sites. Here are my reasons: #1: The time issue. Buying at least a one month stay gives me enough time to shift through the whole site and find what content I want, at that given time. At the free places, you get what is posted and that's all. A one month's stay gives enough time with the right amount of content that I want. On a side note, this is why I hate trials. You may save money, but the pressure to find content you like is way too disruptive to the pleasure of the search. #2: As kind of stated in #1, you know what you are getting. The free sites never have ALL the content or maybe even the content you want. Joining a site gives you the chance to get everything a site has to offer. #3: Updates. If you joined the site - you obviously like the content. At the free sites, you don't get every single update like you would be getting as a member. Paying obviously lets you access these and you can get everything the day it comes out. #4: The price actually isn't that bad. Honestly, while I wish the standard $29.95 would become $19.95, this is still not that bad for most sites. Honestly, This usually calculates to less than or about a $1 USD a day. C'mon, that's cheap really. I can drop $100 a night at a bar or just going out in general. #5: Quality. If you know what the highest stats the site has to offer, you know you are getting it. Many of the free sites will offer the low res quality which are almost unbearable to watch. When paying, you know you can get the best the site has to offer. You can get the whole zip (if offered) of the highest res the site has and you know you are getting that exactly. This really makes viewing and downloading porn way more pleasurable. #6: As a porn fan, you get to view what others think of most sites. Usually, there is an active community to discuss or even requests can be made for the site. Such as, bring a certain model back, wanting to see a scene, and so on. Obviously, only a paying member can do this. #7: A huge reason stated by most, is well, if you love the site why not let them know by getting them some money for support. If you want the content to keep coming, they need money to do it. While free content may disrupt this, there are always going to be a bunch of people who will join for the reasons above and more. I have done all sorts of things to get my porn fix but I have found just forking over a small amount of money (in my opinion) for the reasons above is just easier and more gratifying. There will always be scumbags who look for free shit because they think it's easier but I find these people to be casual viewers who would not help a site to begin with. However, I think a lot may start with those free sites, find content they like, want more but cannot get it, and may even eventually pay. As long as they really want the good stuff, they know they have to pay. My 2 cents.... Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 09-26-09 09:46pm - 5566 days | #12 | |
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I just heard that one from my buddy at the bar a few days ago and it had the whole table laughing. Wish I had a few more that were as good as that, but I'm glad you enjoyed the laugh :) Sexted From My iPad | |
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| 09-25-09 11:45pm - 5567 days | #10 | |
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3 guys are in a desert searching despertely for water and they stumble upon a house. They go up to the door and knock, almost completely drained of any water in their system. The door gets answered by the absolute worst hag that anyone could ever possibly dream of. But, desperation for water comes in to play and they ask for some. She replies that she will give each of them a bucket of water if they have sex with her and make her cum. The three look at each other and shudder. Turning back a few feet, they discuss what to do. After a long talk, one man decides he will take one for the team and goes in to the house to do the deed. They enter the kitchen and the woman undresses. Completely distraught and having a hard time looking at the woman, he asks her to turn around and bend over the kitchen table. He then proceeds to look around and finds some corn on the cob on the counter. He quickly grabs it and starts working her pussy with it. She obviously has never been with a 'man' and quickly cums, thinking it is him. After the sensation, the nasty hag wants to look at him. Surprised and desperate to not get caught, he throws the corn on the cob out the window. She says, "I told you I'll give you a bucket each time you make me cum". Realizing this and wanting to save his friends, he tells her to bend over again. He proceeds to screw her and make her cum two more times with a corn on the cob, but quickly throws them each out the window before being caught. He gets the three buckets of water and is highly pleased that he did not actually have to screw this most heinous and disgusting hag. He goes outside and finds his dying buddies to present them each with a bucket of water. To his surprise, they looked a lot healthier. He then tells them, "I have a bucket of water for each of you". They respond, "That's great, we saved a piece of corn on the cob for you and look, it's already buttered up and ready to eat!". Sexted From My iPad | |
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