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12-31-14 05:11pm - 3644 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Hoping to see an upturn all round really. We'll see what it brings. Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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08-03-13 05:15am - 4159 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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It seems certain that the porn industry is in the doldrums at the moment. Currently, I think the main problem is there is too little diversity in commercial porn websites. Most of them seem to be gunning for exactly the same mainstream broad niches. This applies both to hardcore & softcore. Not all hardcore needs to be done the same way. Not all softcore has to be artsy. Webmasters, please do not get lost in the maelstrom. Show some flair & individuality. Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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05-01-13 11:23am - 4253 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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From the reports on here recently, there seem to be an increasing number of scams & underhand practices going on. Am I wrong in reading this as desperation? Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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03-11-13 12:05pm - 4304 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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That was my genuine reaction when I got this trying to log in at ATKNH.... my ONLY current subscription: ERROR: This user account has been disabled. This IP has been logged. ERROR CODE: SHARING-12B I have never shared any password ever in my entire life!!! My IP is a dynamic one so that may be the problem. I have emailed support, eventually getting through the arcane contact procedures. I await their response. To say I am upset is putting it mildly! Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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01-14-13 11:37pm - 4360 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Another small recent negative development for us Brits. Some CC companies in the UK have recently started to levy a charge for payments in currencies other than sterling. I doubt it will happen overnight, but it would be nice if billing companies, without ripping us off, gave the option to buy in £. Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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12-27-12 05:07am - 4378 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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I posted a reply similar to this on a recent review. It occured to me that it might be worthy of a thread for discussion. Japanese porn can be very interesting, but generally, I think they need to open up their market more by making their sites more accessible & appealing to a western audience. What are your views? Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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12-09-12 03:37am - 4396 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Well, I have never had this before, but my most recent statement from my credit card company has levied a transaction fee for every transaction that wasn't in £ sterling. I am not talking about conversion rates here, just an admittedly modest, transaction fee. It is not really a biggy, but has anybody else had CC charges similar to this? Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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09-02-12 08:23am - 4494 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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I have noticed recently that there have been attempts by some adult websites to move into mainstream social media. I am not so sure that this is wise. I don't use it myself at all, but I know folk who do & I would imagine that they would be wary of compromising their wholesome clean social media accounts with reference to our more secret side displayed around here! ;0) Cap'n :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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05-13-12 01:02am - 4607 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Well, I have started it. I really hate the greedy principle that this is based upon. Anyone with me? Name & shame here, please? This insidious & underhand practice needs pulling up & killing off like the bindweed it is. I would start the list myself, but I have very little in the way of subscriptions on the go at the moment; certainly none involving regional pricing! Cap'n. Courtesy of BadMrFrosty: Here are a few of the culprits that spring to mind: Met Art Joy Mii (Which is odd as Fem Joy does not) No rest network All of these do it: https://www.pornusers.com/site_company.html?id=5860 Penthouse Evil Angel In Focus Girls BRAZZERS Alison Angel Housewife Kelly Bryci Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! Edited on Apr 11, 2013, 04:29pm | |
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01-18-12 10:51am - 4722 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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An important one here folks! Even if, like me, you are not in the US it will have a massive effect on our online experience. Please visit here & sign the petition! http://americancensorship.org/ Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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01-10-12 12:53pm - 4730 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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A few years ago the internet was flooded with them. Most of them were really good looking ladies. A lot of sites where they were featured have gone & to be honest the quality of the material was generally poor anyway. Anybody know of any decent quality sites specialising in them, please? Preferably softcore but featuring full nudity. Many thanks, Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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12-18-11 04:27am - 4753 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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This might make a good poll topic too. We are in an age of instant gratification. Virtually anything hardcore is readily accessible, pretty much on demand. I can't help feeling though that, apart from innocence, a lot of eroticism has been lost. Time was that a glimpse of nylon covered thigh was an arousing erotic experience. These days though you either get the juxtaposition of prim and proper elegance suddenly diving into intimate gynaecology or at the other end of the spectrum non-nude material. What has happened to the middle course?... A slow but sure, hot progression from elegant, prim & proper to full nudity, without the excessively explicit material, which for me often breaks the mood. Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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10-18-11 11:55am - 4814 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.For example, the trade name of Panadol also has a generic name of Paracetamol. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Nurofen is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. Announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky Boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. PS NEWS EXTRA - Pfizer have just announced a brand new product - Viagra Eye Drops - to make you look hard! Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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09-16-11 07:27am - 4846 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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I think this thread might sink fast, but I am intrigued & I wanted to ask. So there is Naked News providing news combined with striptease & nudity. Are there any other equivalents? They did have a Japanese version of Naked News. There used to be Rednews.cz but that stopped a couple of years ago. I think the Italians have tried it, but I haven't found anything online. I am a bit surprised I haven't, because on mainstream TV in the 1970's they had a featured striptease each weekday evening. TBH I don't give a rat's ass about the news coverage, or what language it is in, I am just intrigued by the detached & matter of fact way they take off their clothes. Anybody found anything relevant? Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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08-04-11 09:01am - 4889 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Whilst generally I am entertained by bobble hat wearing geek-dom, I have serious doubts about this fella! He definitely needs his bumps feeling. STOCKHOLM (AP) -- A Swedish man who was arrested after trying to split atoms in his kitchen said he was only doing it as a hobby. Richard Handl told The Associated Press that he had the radioactive elements radium, americium and uranium in his apartment in southern Sweden when police showed up and arrested him on charges of unauthorized possession of nuclear material. The 31-year-old Handl said he had tried for months to set up a nuclear reactor at home and kept a blog about his experiments, describing how he created a small meltdown on his stove. Only later did he realize it might not be legal and sent a question to Sweden's Radiation Authority, which answered by sending the police. "I have always been interested in physics and chemistry," Handl said, adding he just wanted to "see if it's possible to split atoms at home." The police raid took place in late July, but police have refused to comment.. If convicted, Handl could face fines or up to two years in prison. Although he says police didn't detect dangerous levels of radiation in his apartment, he now acknowledges the project wasn't such a good idea. "From now on, I will stick to the theory," he said. Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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07-27-11 12:25pm - 4897 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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There are quite a few websites which post bonus photosets from other sites. A nice idea in principle. I have never seen a zip function on these though. They are of little value without it. Do they really expect members to bother to download a photo at a time these days? Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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07-25-11 01:15pm - 4899 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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OK...Here is a first for me. A model enquiry. I spotted her the other day in a Belote game on UPlayIStrip, that I reviewed today. She only appears in that one game, unfortunately, and I had made enquiries about her of the Webmanager, a very helpful soul. Apparently she was a popular contestant on a French reality show a couple of years back. Does any one know of anywhere featuring decent quality material of her, please? The reason I am setting a precedent & enquiring about her? Well, not only is she super hot & easy on the eye, she is also dead ringer for an old flame of mine. Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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06-29-11 12:00pm - 4925 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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I heard a very interesting snippet of news on the radio today. Apparently, the German Police have run tests replacing sniffer dogs with vultures. They had three. One wouldn't fly & the other two fought pretty much constantly. It sounds like the half baked idea of a new graduate copper. Sure, the orefactory gland is very large in the bird, but overall they ain't too bright. I can imagine this conversation between the vulture & the vulture handler. Handler: Right Colombo, we need to track down this missing person. Have a snort of his handerchief & go find him. Colombo, the vulture: Is he dead then? I ain't interested unless he's dead. I don't eat anything that puts up a fight! Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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05-24-11 11:46am - 4961 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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A female colleague sent me this today. WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives On December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier. Send this to the women who can handle it And to the men who will enjoy reading it. Men Are Just Happier People NICK NAMES · If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. · If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman . NATURAL · Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. · Women somehow deteriorate during the night. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing! Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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04-01-11 10:40am - 5014 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Never having had a membership to one, I am not being specific here, just thinking in general terms. Do folk generally find these worthwhile? Whenever I see a site that appeals & it is part of a network, I usually find 75% or more of the other sites in the network never appeal. Often there is no apparent theme running through the sites subject matter, other than them generally being hardcore. Is this me being picky or is it just that softcore is not as well catered for as hardcore? Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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01-14-11 12:20pm - 5091 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Seeing Pat's thread titled 'What will happen in porn in 2011' got me thinking off on a tangent.......Yes, again, I know, I know! Well, I doubt it will but, this is what I would like to see happen in porn in 2011. Whilst there are some websites that manage to do both photo & video material well, they are very much in the minority. The skillsets for technicians, producers & models differ more than might at first be apparent. I think those with limited resources need to specialise more rather than dissipate efforts & funds. Those of you who have been around here a while know that I am not a video enthusiast & know nothing of that side, so I won't waffle on about that. I still love photoset material. That can be taken at any pace you like. All of my porn viewing is via a widescreen monitor, as I suspect most average porn users would have. I have no need of the super-resolution pics that have suddenly sprung out of the woodwork. Sure you can crop out the bits you want, if you are that way inclined. Personally, I don't have the time or the inclination to do that. For screen viewing I can't see the point over going over 2 - 3000pixels For me a photoset should tell a story, albeit a simple one. There should be progression through the set, whatever it's chosen subject matter. In my opinion, that story should be capable of being told in 100 photos. What really cheezes me off is lazy photogs & editors that just upload the entire shoot. Dozen of this pose. Dozen that pose. You end up with a whale of a zip, of which you actually want about 20%. All or nothing zips, especially those without a choice of resolution, should be consigned to history. For some sites, I have actually gone back to the 90s method of downloading one pic at a time. More forward looking websites already provide user selected zips. I would very much like for these to become the norm for the industry. To those who would argue, harddrive space is cheap, I would agree, yes it is. What I don't want is to have to wade through reams of downloaded stuff I don't like to look at, to cherry pick the photos I want. I would much rather make that decision before I download. In general terms I think more niche specialisation is needed. Torrents, user uploads etc have mainstream pornography flooded. Well, that's my opener for two pennorth. What do you think? Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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12-20-10 10:21am - 5116 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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I don't know if there is anyone who can help me out here, but I need to vent anyway. I live on a small Island between England & Ireland, which is part of the British Isles, but not part of the UK. I have never had any CC access problem from using UK issued cards until relatively recently. Things have been OK prior to this since the mid 1990s. Now CCBill & Verotel are rejecting my applications at pre-authorisation, because they say I am not using the CC in the country it was issued. Correspondence is ongoing with CCBill, but I just needed to vent & ask if anyone had any constructive suggestions to resolve this new & unacceptable situation. Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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12-18-10 03:53am - 5118 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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I know eveything goes up with inflation, but someting just struck me today. I am sure a few years ago the average price of a competent single porn site was around the $20.00 mark. Now it seems to be around £28, ( $45 ) Has there been a bit of a step change of late that I have only just noticed? Surely I haven't been out of it THAT long! Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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12-17-10 03:54pm - 5119 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Well, just idly surfing around in my usual quest. I am still coming across the odd site which is still using a split update format. If it is of decent quality & posted consecutively, I can put up with the tease over a couple of days, even if it is ekeing out the content. What I find very 'nineties' though, is that a few sites are not even posting them consecutively. I really find that frustrating. It is bad enough to wait a couple of days, but weeks to see the conclusion? No thanks, I'll pass. Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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12-17-10 12:24pm - 5119 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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This thread is only going to be of interest to photo phreaks. Why is it that we are still getting so many portrait format shots in photosets? I am sure by now that the vast majority of surfers will have widescreen format monitors. Landscape format suits them so much better. Nicely framed landscape shots are so much more intimate & welcoming. Properly done they draw the viewer in. Portrait format looks old fashioned, formal and distancing. What do fellow photo pholk think? Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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09-20-10 09:29am - 5207 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Prompted by today's poll about repeated identical pose shots. As is well known on here I am a softcore photo freak & an avid collector. Increasingly the norm for my download is via zip file, ideally a custom selected one. I am quite content to download a complete set, if it is 20-30Meg. What I find really frustrating are the larger zip files, some getting as high as 80 Meg which only have the all or nothing download. Especially frustrating when half of it is duplication & I only really like half of them anyway. 80 Meg is a heck of a big download for 20Megs worth of value! I don't suppose there any software I could use to make my own custom zips prior to download? Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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08-26-10 02:55pm - 5232 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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This topic was brought up as collateral damage in my Tattoo thread. I am afraid this is the way I generally view them. They do seem to be closely linked to tattoos. Both appear to be part of the subculture uniform. I don't really care for piercings much. Ear piercings are Ok by me, but I think going in excess of that, it can quickly lead to disfigurement. Your thoughts? Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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08-20-10 08:47am - 5238 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Now this should stir up some discussion. It has been very fashionable of late for young women to get tattooed. I know some folk like it, but some of them are so large & or bad they really do not enhance a lady's looks. I don't mind if they are discreet & I do find the Celtic scroll type in the small of the back quite sensual. My concern is disfigurement & regret. Later in life excessive tattoos are going to make things even worse. Obviously it is up to the individual concerned, but.... I am intrigued at their motivation. Do you like tattooed ladies? If so what type of tattoo & where? Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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08-10-10 02:42am - 5248 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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I know languages constantly evolve, but I see what is happening to the English language as a degeneration. I think the start of the dramatic downturn was text speak. Using single letters as phonetics for words ( u for you ) & acronyms for want of a closer word ( m8 for mate ) We already seem to have a generation of illiterates. Whether that can be blamed on the system, the do-gooders, the teachers or the youth themselves it is not a simple black & white situation. I can accept Americanisms as it seems to be becoming a seperate language. ( One I do have difficulty with is 'My bad....' My bad what?...Foot , leg, tooth? Surely it should be 'My mistake.' ) Given that we already have this generation of illiterates, how are the next generation going to go on? Now I know my grammatical English is not good, but at least I try. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! Edited on Aug 10, 2010, 08:55am | |
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07-22-10 11:56am - 5267 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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I feel there is a definite need for this classification, coined by Pat, to be adopted. People who are looking for softcore may not want toy use or even masturbation, which is currently lumped in with softcore. That should be in the new 'midcore' category. Somewhat on the other side of the coin, I see that ATK list Footfetish as hardcore. I would imagine that hardcore fans would find that disappointing too. It should fall into the softer end of the midcore category, I would think. I am sure there are a lot of 'niche' areas that would benefit from this reclassification. If properly implemented, I think it would save a lot of people, time, money & frustration. Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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05-16-10 04:24am - 5334 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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I hope D. won't mind me posting this, but it is too good an idea not to promote it! Quote Drooler: 'Frankly, I think that a 10:1 maximum allowable full:mid nudity ratio LAW should be passed and then vigorously enforced. For one thing, you'd get more skin at sites like OnlyTease. That would be nice!' Now, let's see if my interpretation on this is correct. There must be 10 explicit full nudity items for each coy nude item? If that is it, I would certainly support that one. Enforcement: Well, for that you are going to need Inspectors. & I think you would not have any difficulty finding recruits here. I volunteer for that job! Excellent idea, my friend! Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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05-05-10 01:50pm - 5345 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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They seem to be very 'in' at the moment. Everybody seems to think they have the 'finest' etc. etc. TBH I think the market for it is a bit limited & the market saturated. I wouldn't be surprised if a lot disappeared. What do you think? Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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04-25-10 04:41am - 5355 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Whilst this site tends to buck the trend, in that it has many lucid regular contributors, I have noticed it is a problem generally with porn sites that they don't seem to generate much useful feedback or discussion. There is certainly a reticence to post on many porn site fora I have seen, barring the odd one off rants. I have been trying to work out why this is. I feel it maybe that the majority of surfers have a limited attention span & move on quickly if they do not see anything that appeals, rather than stay & ask for what they are looking for? Voting on Polls. Does it give an accurate representation of the members' views? I doubt it, as it is just down to individual interpretation of the way the question is phrased and the options given for voting. Granted, you are more likely to get someone ticking a box than taking the trouble to create a coherent post or, heaven forbid, a new thread!! What does our community think? Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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04-25-10 03:26am - 5355 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Whilst not wishing to 'look a gift horse in the mouth', I am a little ill at ease with this. When I see it, I think 'How long have I been paying over the odds?' If the webmaster is prepared to market at a reduced price, why isn't it offered to loyal repeat customers automatically? I don't quite lump it in with the 'regional pricing' scam, but I put it on a level with the non-porn related widespread use of promotional offers to attract new customers, whilst giving existing long term customers nothing. I would be interested to know others thoughts. Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! Edited on Apr 25, 2010, 03:58am | |
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03-15-10 05:44pm - 5396 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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OK... Time for a rant! I haven't had one for a while, so it is overdue. ;0) Why the f... can't folk get a grip on the definition of nudity? Showing naughty bits with clothing pulled aside is NOT nude. Wearing stockings or shoes is NOT nude. Nude means NO CLOTHES! GEDDIT? :0E OK Rant done....Feel better now! ;0) Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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02-27-10 04:05pm - 5412 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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It makes me feel uncomfortable if the model is young. On a milf/mature it looks a bit sad. Why are they used so often? Cap'n. :0/ Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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02-27-10 10:19am - 5412 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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To my mind, toys have no place in softcore, yet they are still almost omnipresent! For softcore I don't mind a little groping and feeling, but I do like it to be toy free. As I see it it is only half a step away from sybians & other fucking machines. I think dildos belong with them rather than softcore. Cap'n. :0/ Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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02-15-10 09:04am - 5424 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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I haven't seen one of these in a while. It was prompted by some finger painting in dirt on the back of a car parked at our local supermarket. 'I wish my wife was as dirty as this car.' Yeah, seen that before, but beneath it some other wag had written. 'She is.' Cap'n, :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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02-13-10 04:50am - 5426 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Well I did a search and I didn't see it posted before so... The Darwin Awards 2009 Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here is the glorious winner: 1. When his 38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked. And now, the honorable mentions: 2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved. 3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. 4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days. 5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit. 6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer... $15. [If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?] 7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape. 8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, "Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from." 9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti , Michigan at 5 A.M., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away. [*A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER] 10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline, but he plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had. "You can't teach..."Stupid" ! Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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01-26-10 10:18am - 5444 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Here is a handy guide to getting out of the wife / girlfriend dragging you down to the supermarket for the weekly shop. Two or three of your favourites from below should do it: ;0) 1) Get an armful of packs of condoms & place them in other peoples' trolleys when they aren't looking. 2) When in housewares set all the alarm clocks to go off at five minute intervals. 3) Lay a trial of tomato juice on the floor leading to the 'feminine products' section. 4) Walk up to a shelf stacker & say in an official tone: 'Code 3 in Breakfast Cereals.' 5) Set up a tent in the Outdoor Dept. & tell fellow shoppers they can come in if they bring sausages & a Calor Gas Stove. 6) If asked 'Can I help you?' burst into tears & reply 'Why can't you people just leave me alone!' 7) Look into a security camera & pick your nose. 8) Whilst looking at knives in the Kitchenware Dept. ask a member of staff where the anti-depressants are. 9) Whilst you are there, try a few funnels of varying sizes on for the 'Madonna look.' ;0) 10) Dart around suspiciously, loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible. 11) Hide in a clothing rack & when a shopper comes near browsing shout...PICK ME! PICK ME! 12) When there is an announcement over the loudspeaker, go into the foetal position & scream: 'NO NO....NOT THE VOICES AGAIN!' It works! Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! Edited on Jan 26, 2010, 10:22am | |
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01-05-10 11:09am - 5465 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Generally of late I get the impression that quality is being sacrificed for quantity. Sure stats are used to impress potential members, but I would rather have fewer updates of better quality. That said, there are some sites that drag their feet with updates. I am talking about both video & photoset. What do you consider an acceptable update rate? I have my own views, but don't wish to colour folks responses by stating them at this stage. Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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11-28-09 02:50am - 5503 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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AAAARRGGGHHH! These always really bug me. You decide you want to subscribe to a site, because you like its content, for whatever reason. Along with your subscription, you are 'given' access to x number of bonus sites, usually of limited interest, if any. Also they are often licensed, of varying quality & quantity, & often of no relevance to the subject matter of the site you wished to join. Why don't webmasters / billing companies offer the option of whether you want the 'bonus' sites & if you don't reduce the subscription rate some? There..Feel better now! ;0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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11-03-09 12:32pm - 5528 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Personally, I prefer niche websites featuring a variety of amateur or professional models, but I am intrigued by some solo model sites. Whilst I can appreciate the appeal if the subject model is attractive, I wonder if many are perceived to give good value for money? I get the impression from various reviews that many have layout or update shortcomings & being based on one model, I can imagine many are short lived? What are your thoughts? Cap'n :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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09-24-09 01:17pm - 5568 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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OK, I know there isn't much in the way of jokes posted here but I just saw this one & thought it might appeal. A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: 'Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! . Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.' The lady can't take this any more, 'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,' she retorted indignantly. 'In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives. 'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. 'Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '.' Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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09-23-09 10:42am - 5569 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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This is just a handy quick reference guide I knocked up for myself, to help categorising for breast sizes. ( Yes, I am obsessed by womens breasts. :0) ) There is some overlap in the categories, but for me they fall into three major divisions. Titties : A - B Cup. Tits : C - D Cup Jugs : DD & above. For the more extremes we have : Titlets : Where are they? :0( and at the other end of the scale... Megajugs : FF & over Hope folk find this amusing &/or useful. ;0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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09-11-09 01:12pm - 5581 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Title pretty much covers it. Yes it is a complaint! :0) I am talking about softcore full strips. I know there is loads of material available, but it is fragmented and you have to spend hours searching it all out. The majority of what you end up with starts either part way through or finishes before full frontal nudity. Casting shoots & videos used to be a good source, but they don't seem to be published much these days. I particularly like strips from everyday wear casual & formal. I know of 2 or 3 good sources but other than them little of consistent quantity. :0/ Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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09-09-09 09:28am - 5583 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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How important are they to you? Obviously the main focus of attention should be on the models, but how important are the setting & props? For me, whilst I do like a nice formal or homely setting, sometimes a sparse set with a plain backdrop can be quite effective. As regards outdoor locations, unless carefully selected, they can seriously compromise what the model is prepared to do, and that can drive the flow of the work. What do you reckon? :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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09-08-09 03:20pm - 5584 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Despite the impression that may be given by the title of the thread, I am not actually a foot fetishist. That said, I do think that the removal of shoes & stockings, can be a particularly erotic part of the strip, if performed & shot well. I find this part of a striptease is often overlooked or not given full value in mainstream porn. What is your opinion? Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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09-07-09 05:05pm - 5585 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Here is another topic I would be interested in sounding out folks' opinion. What I am refering to is the type of outfits that are only seen in porn, in the privacy of ones own home, or at a fetish convention. Personally I don't care at all for it. What do you think of it? :0/ Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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09-06-09 07:41am - 5586 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Is it making a comeback? I have always been a fan of natural / lightly trimmed hair 'below decks.' The 1970s was heaven..Leg hair & armpit hair was thankfully largely out, but pubes were in. I have never stopped loving that! We have gone through a decade or so with the frozen chicken shaven look. I ranted to webmasters who took zero notice of me but, unless me beady ol' eyes are deceiving me, it is starting to make a comeback. Yep, I'm a hairy freak. In both senses of the phrase! ;0) Odd that a natural look should be described as a fetish. :0/ My enthusiasm does not extend to leg or armpit hair though. What is everyone else's opinion? Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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