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| 09-28-11 08:23pm - 4834 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
So my buddie and I rented a big van... after which we installed temporary, strategically placed cameras and fold-down back seats. We went to great pain to make it as pussy-friendly as possible. After watching endless footage of guys on the internet picking gals up off the street, gettin' them into their vehicle and persuading them to peel, give BJs, fuck in every position space would allow, press a hundred-dollar bill in their soft palm and send them on their way -- how much easier and better could it be? I mean, tender young snatch so willing it's actually snapping to get at your pecker. Icing on the cake is we're gonna get rich doing all this. First day out we spot our prey: Lovely young thing walking along the sidewalk all alone. Each cheek of her delectable ass shifting from side to side with each step, likened to plump lips opening and coming together, which, sadly, will likely and ultimately via some genetic process grow into likened fat lips opening and coming together. I make my pitch: "Hi there, sweetheart" ...(no response). "My but you're a pretty girl"...(no response) "What's your name, darlin'" (response) ..."Fuck off you bunch of over-aged, wrinkled-ass, sriveled-pricked bastards!?" Damned, I'm thinking, this ain't supposed to happen. I've ever seen this sort of thing on the porn sites. "Eh, look. There's a hundred bucks, and more, in it for you if you'll just step into our van an just talk. (response) "What are you, some morbid kind of idiot? Do I look as brainless as you two assholes that I'd get in a van with two dumb-ass strangers?" "An' you'd better haul ass outta my sight cuz I'm already dialing the cops on my cell." Needless to say, I burnt rubber gettin' outta there. Our egos now in shambles; our sights to a future of limitless pussy now dimmed; Our bank withdrawl of the few c-notes going to naught; cut down to wet grass by a scorching vocal attack by what's supposed to be the "weaker sex." And last but not least, a week left on a van I won't be using for the purpose I wanted....all coming together as a painful disillusionment. All I came away from all this was the hauntingly burning question: How the hell do those guys on the porn sites make it look so easy? How do they do it? DUH! | |
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| 09-24-11 12:36pm - 4838 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
"Panning" is amongst those terms I associate with joining a new websight. It's meaning comes from the mining of gold: to seperate look-a-likes, one must carefully wash assembled gravel in a pan in order to ferret the precious metal from worthless debris. Last month I found gold. I found it in a site to which I later reviewed here on PU.......It's name is Figure Baby. Because the price was so appealing, I Opted to go for all the marbles and went for the full 90 days. Unfortunately, a number of expectations I had before joining came up short upon application. Whether it was the fault of FigureBaby or my operating system -- it matters not. What's important, Tony (Webmaster) went beyond the call, via exchange of emails and technical attempts in order to appease my concerns. Never mind we never got to first base. Although His approach to this was commendable and above Par, and despite the bumps , I had already downloaded a sizable amount of pictures.... of which, ultimately, I appealed to Tony to charge me for, cancel my subsription and refund me what he thought was a fair return. It's fair to say I expected a kiss-off and silent bye-byes. Can you imagine my shock, however, when it was revealed he'd refunded not partly but the full amount charged initially from my card? Which, by the way, came with an apology for my troubles. Now that, dear Laddies and Lassies .....is a rare example of what I'd like to see etched into the principles of all websights eager to take my money.  | |
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| 08-25-11 08:56pm - 4867 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
On Saturday, when many of you are hopefully enjoying a clear day, sunny skies, mild wind, and generally close to perfect weather conditions, Graymane will be nervously looking out of his windows, viewing debris of every discription whizzing by, propelled airborne and on a horozontal sweep as the high wind grabs everything in it's path. Irene, exepected to be the most deadly harricane projected to ever strike our shores, is inexorably now working it's way to the resort-Coastal Carolinas, packing fury as it carves it's way onwards to our Tidewater Virginia. We're on an Eastern-Coastal path, affectionatly known as "Hurricane Ally" -- so I've seen my share of them. BUT.....this one scares the hell out'a me. It's got all the structual elements of growing stronger and reported to be a robust and healthy storm. So, my friends .... down power lines, structural damage, heavy loss of folage, trees and anything else standing in Irene's way, all are gonna be fair game and our fate for this weekend. I expect power won't be restored until about two weeks, meaning my desktop will be on hiatus for awhile. Assuming I have the good luck of a home still standing after Erene's upcoming, weekend visit......all I can say is I hope to see'ya when all is "blown over." | |
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| 08-13-11 10:44pm - 4879 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Khan: step out of line and sure as sunrise the perpetrator can expect a timely visit, arriving as a simple corrective all the way up to a tactful censure -- But always with the finesse of a consummate professional. On the other hand, If it comes to the chief’s attention a member is falling on misfortune, he’s right there. He goes all out, offering words of comfort and a genuinely earnest concern for a resolution and the betterment of whatever woes besets that individual. When it comes to this site’s regulars, he’s right up there in the league with Jewish Mothers. An example can be cited from my own recent experience involving some existing, serious health problems effecting my participating in our forum, about which, thoughtfully, elicited Khan’s condolences (seemingly conveyed on a personal level). And we’ve all seen his compassion at work for many others among us who benefited from his avail. He’ll move mountains to find answers for members who’ve come to an impasse. On those occasions marking special times of the year, we‘re always greeted with his reminder and well wishes. Do we ever notice how productive he’s been, willingly providing us with resourceful links, as well as other avenues to our needs and inquiries? The list goes on, but in summation ……… It just seems this man is dedicated to providing a heartfelt, unvarnished approach to the satisfaction and needs of Porn User members. Albeit the tip of the Iceberg, for his services, this is the way I see it, guys and gals..... And I've the feeling I have the consensus of my fellow Porn Users. | |
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| 07-07-11 02:38am - 4917 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Remember the expression “talking heads“? The porn think-tank have now awaken that concept with their own creation which, for the sake of simplicity, I shall refer to as “talking faces.” For the enlightened porn aficionados among us who have gotten to this point, I’m sure, so far, they already know where I’m going with this. Recently, I had a one-way cyber-viewing confab with a gal I brought up on a site to which I subscribe that caters to a variety of niches. I say one-way because -- although the gal carried on as if we were face to face -- she did all the talking and miming ... Stopping only briefly to take in air. For about ten minutes, she’s up close an’ personal, her face dominating my screen stretching to all four corners telling me what she wants me to do to her, all the while projecting seductive facial movements -- particularly with her mouth -- Which includes, of course, the proverbial finger-in-mouth routine that’s forced-fed us by almost every current solo video scene coming down the pike.....A pervasive time wasting add-on, scene-stealer, and a consummate misguided act of stupidity that reaches galactic proportions. I predict this seemingly new innovative drivel will take deeper root and move right on up there in popularity with this (said) dreadful FINGER SUCKING phenomenon. Comparably, I’d be remiss failing to address the astonishingly detailed close-ups by this cameraman, whose lens even captured the Amalgam filling in her back molars. All this, and a smattering of some other unique facial and verbal treats, did actually pique my interest, and I guess (in my youth) would’ve awaken a generous measure of stimulus. But, from my present perspective, it simply looks Looney. Response from our versed, savvy and always revered PU rant specialists, as well as our site pacifists, would, as usual, be welcomed. | |
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| 06-10-11 06:18pm - 4944 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I was just thinking about those time-honored marriages that still have that wedding-night fire. There are indeed husbands out there who do still have that depth of positive sexual affection for his Lady -- and he has my highest level of respect. But for varied reasons, generally married men�s sexual interest and frequency with his wife drops rather dramatically over a course of time (which is likely little news to most of you) Although it's no secret women's appetite for sex appears to fall well below that of males, they still take this advent quite seriously. Testimonials from deprived wives are sad and others rather humorous: Cathy, married six months, complains her husband went into depression over his son's lack of affection ...hence, sex comes to a screeching halt. Sylvia concluded her mate's problem stems from testosterone levels being too low. He mopes and secludes himself locked in his study. Do I get an amen that he has a secret stash embedded there? No surprise here: Mark's interest in sex nose-dived after his wife gained 55 pounds in the first year of his marriage -- stuffing herself with three high-fat meals a day. Then, apparently justifying Marks sexual departure, packed on another 150 pounds with no end in site. Another dissatisfied wife calls her dilemma a "shoulder kind of sex" (whatever that is). Then, of course, there's always the wife who blames her lack of interest on Old faithful: "he doesn't know how to satisfy me." This is gotta grind at a guy's ego. The stories go on and on and get more bizarre as they continue. (A condition, BTW, I'll spare you enduring by now putting this thread to rest)  BTW.... A hot-selling book on this subject is making waves in some forums dwelling on this subject: "The sex-starved wife: What to do when he's lost desire" Author: Michele Weiner Davis  Edited on Jun 11, 2011, 04:50pm | |
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| 06-04-11 04:05pm - 4950 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Studs Brogan and Balling McCoy are in the porn business. They got there simply because of being shot-down so much at Bars, and facing the humiliation of rejection from women who spurned their awkward efforts to win their attention. Being avid porn-watchers, the horny two guys hatched the idea from the internet that might open the pathway they yearned for to unlimited sex. They would become Pornographers and open their own site. To help their cause, they would work on developing some worldly savvy and shed some of their red-neck persona. They began by hurriedly setting up an in-home studio and going in together buying Video and photo paraphernalia -- During which They researched whatever information they could on how to get started. Fast-forward one year: Balling and Studs have done very well. The innate shy, Good-ole-Boy image has now give way to a robustly forceful confidence -- that now challenges the inhibitions of even the most prudish of women. Seated together in their specially equipped Van, cameras strategically placed, it’s another day and Balling and Studs and are off an’ running -- on the prowl for another score. Like with all the other mobile-porn-pussy-snatchers, opportunities never leave their laps. Their next seemingly oblivious prey always pop-up, and, after a brief confab, have no qualms about hoppin’ into their passion-wagon, where, within a reasonable short time, the cameras are rolling and the action begins. Balling and Studs never seem to run out of luck, a lovely young lassie sporting a mini-skirt is spotted and they’re off. “Hi there! My associate and I couldn’t help notice how beautiful you are. We’re film-makers, and It’s not often we come across a subject with the fine features you appear to possess.” (After the usual small talk and introductions, Balling is now getting down to business.) “Would you be willing to ride with us to our studio, where we’re better set up for testing and fitting you into a part in our films.?” Where or Whatever the girl’s plans and destination are before Balling, or similar porn shutter-bugs who’re scoping for pussy showed up, seems to always be lost somewhere in forgotteness. Once the girl’s inside Balling’s mobile pussy-chamber, the trap door falls. So? See how easy it is, fellow Porn Users? Even two guys who’re as IQ challenged as our protagonists are here, they’ve grasped the golden key that opens their pocketbook and unlocks sexual nirvana. The message? Whether realtime, spontaneous or contrived -- No matter how good or lousy these guys are at trying to make us believe all this is on the level........ I ain’t buying. | |
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| 05-23-11 12:38pm - 4962 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
This is what you get with an entrenched, religiously powered, self-anointed couple of extremists-nutso Authoritarians whose thumb is pressed tightly on the naivete and rights of its people. So, graymane, what's this got to do with porn? Well, I donno! Depends on how you view the following: With an ongoing power-struggle between these two sickos trying to out-do one another -- having already activated goon-squads with the usual oppressively enforced penalities for the poor guy who gets caught possessing images of necked ladies, they've now gone a step further and put more muscle in their gestapo tactics by also confiscating satellite dishs from those few who possess them. This, they tell us, is their way to curb Westernization from demonizing the souls of Iranians. Further..... (are you ready for this?) Mr Ahmadinejad now says that the infidel European countries are using special equipment to force clouds to 'dump' Iran's water on their own continent...thus creating Iranian droughts to enrich themselves. "they prevent rain clouds from reaching regional countries", he says. Not to be out-done.....he includes (us) the US, with being in collusion with our European allies, who're on a secret mission to plant distruction and introduce lurid behavior within their way of life.. I know this isn't a porn-related-biggie -- but I had'a tell somebody. | |
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| 05-15-11 03:51pm - 4970 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
1) Ongoing Screamers (breaking the sound barrier) from some gal performers during sexual activity. 2) Unecessary other distracting noises going on throughout their scenes. 3) Non-stop Ahhhhing, Ohoooooing, ughing, as well as other blantantly phoney utterances -- Which includes, but not limited to, "fuck me harder" , "shit", "oh shit", etc....I think you get my drift. 4) Male performers humilating, verbally and physically abusing their partners..ie., "you bitch" "you slut" "you whore" and , of course, the insane practice of agressively slapping hell out their face, tits and asses. 5) Facials: I know I'm beating a dead horse, here, but will this egregiously mandatory sex event ever go away? 6) cum-shots. Could somebody please tell me whats so appealing about seeing jets of seamen shot out of a guy's cock or have it deposited all over a woman's face? 7) Closeups: they're nice to see, but do we really need microscopically long and tedious focus on a woman's genitalia or, (gag!) the ill-consuming sight of a guy's hairy ass pumping away atop his partner. 8. Too much time spent on the obligitory fellato and cunnilingus scenes before the fucking starts. 9) An idiotic guy's voice going on in the background or accomanying solo scenes. 10) Incredibilly stupid cameramen casting shadows, making unecessary noises, and otherwise fucking up the scenes with piss-poor video shooting. 11) Mammary endowed porn stars who're obsessed with their tits -- forcing us to watch an endless jostling, licking, and otherwise manually toying with them before giving us but a fraction of what we're waiting to see. (Aria Giovanni comes immediately to mind). Therein are but a few porn-related items that I'd like to see take a hike. The list is open, ......Got anything to add.....or subtract? | |
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| 05-13-11 04:38pm - 4972 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
As a lad, (during the early '40s) the only way one would get even a hint of what a pussy looked like was perhaps a fleetingly, fortuitous glimpse of a woman undressing, or luckily sharing sights of French playing cards depicting grainy nude images of strange ladies in provoctive poses. At a dating age we guys were very lucky if we managed to just get our hand around a tit. I often wonder (what if) those earlier years could be transposed to our present day -- wherein sexual mores are relaxed and those lost, intimate images are now an electronic glut, coming to us in wide-screen closeup, High def, and in living color. My God! Can you imagine -- like opening the doors, for free consummation, to all the ice cream and candy stores in town. If then was now, bringing along my hyper-age of youth, I suppose my body would shrink to nothing but skin and bones from none-stop partaking of ejaculations. But it's feast or famine. I'm exposed to, and seek out so much of what was once taboo that I'm now sometimes actually jaded -- and don't laugh, at my age its rapidly setting in. But what with the perils of our current economic woes, so much hatred and division among nations, and the advent of weapons of mass distruction.....I'd have to think some about being better off or not.  | |
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| 04-30-11 08:21pm - 4985 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
So, I’m watching what appears to be a promising porn video. It’s the usual hardcore variety, serving up a guy and his beautiful partner in the initial stage of what is scripted to be a “fuck scene.” But this isn’t your garden-variety offering. What ignites this particular piece, as well as the after-burners in my groin, is the strikingly sensual form this guy is about to sexually possess. As the foreplay progressed, and piece by piece from this goddesses’ clothes are removed, I’m getting a crescendo of activity going on in Jollyland that’s beginning to activate the sweat glands.  Finally, as the panties comes off and the camera zooms in for a clear view of my anticipated longing…..the unbelievable and surprising reality that my eyes reveled was enough to turn my blood to ice-water. What I’m seeing is an ultra-ugly flaccid penis, right there where pussies are supposed to be.  Now, I gotta say, this embarrassed the hell out of me…even though it was contained in the privacy of my own viewing area.  I’m sure many of you have been fooled -- as was I -- with this skillful deception.. Any thoughts ? | |
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| 03-04-11 02:40pm - 5042 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Knock-knock… The door opens. “Hi, my name’s Elaine, an’ I’m here to answer your ad for an actress and a model.” Interviewer: “Why yes, come right on in ...My name‘s Ben, an I‘m the one here who’ll be doing the interview.” Looking around for who else might be present, Elaine is thinking: “well, duh ... that’s reasonable to assume, unless there’s others hiding in the closets. “If you’ll just follow me to my office, Elaine, We’ll get started by first getting some information and conducting an interview.” Still, inquisitive, Elaine is asking herself “what the hell else would start first?” Elaine is lead into Ben’s bedroom, which Ben quickly explains serves as an office, studio , and props for photography and videoing on sight. Elaine is now becoming suspicious, as she‘s invited to be seated on the only places that would accommodate her comfort --- a small couch or the bed. “My, my, darlin’ aren’t you the pretty one,” begins Ben, ‘I can see great things developing from your start here today.” (which instantly sends signals to Elaine’s left-front cranial lobe that dictates modeling isn’t all that’s on this guy’s mind.) Ben opens the questioning: “You’re 18 years old, just out of High School, and hankering to get into modeling -- and very conceivably into movies, am I right?” Eh, yeah, frowns Elaine in responding -- but what’s all this photography equipment doing in here, don’t you have a studio, somewhere? “No, Sweetie, we do it all right here” Ben proudly announces. “We?” questions Elaine. “ Eh, well, sometimes I’ll need another cameraman to help or take over completing the action." “You see, I’ll be in some of those pics and videos, myself, and on those occasions, well, you know, I can’t hold the camera and be a part of the scene too, that is while I'm doing what I have to do.” “What will you be doing” asks Elaine, as her eyes continue to scan the room. “Uhmmm, I must tell you right off, darlin’ that there are sacrifices one must make, and some things one might find objectionable to get into the entertainment world, and therein reaps its great bounty." Ben’s now on a roll, and he knows he has to unload his full arsenal, and do it quick and effectively lest his prey escape out the door. “My, but you have such a beautiful face! an’ what a heavenly pair buns... Mamma-Mia! An’ those budding tits, I think you’re in like Flint, Gal. Can you remove your blouse and bra so I can get a gander at those perky boobs? And would you drop those jeans so I can get an angle take on that incredible ass?” “An’ while you’re doing that would you .....hey, wait a minute! Where’re you going? You can’t leave, “We ain’t through with the interview. I’m gonna make you a star! Don’t you want to get into show-business?" Elaine turns around as she opens the front door, “If you’re looking for someone to just fuck, then may I suggest you do it to someone you really love………in other words, GO FUCK YOURSELF!” | |
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| 02-11-11 01:58pm - 5063 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
So, Mr. Hannie, you want one of our boys here to fuck your lovely wife's brains out, is that right? Oh, yes, says Mr. Hannie, and I'm anxious to get started. First things first. What gave you the idea to do this, Mr. Hannie?" Well, I saw it being done on the Internet and figured Wow! this would be the perfect fix for me an' my Flossie, here; And by-golly, that's the kinda thing I think we need to put more kick into our sex life, so here I am. When do you suppose we can get started? Well, first, Mr. Hannie, there's some papers here we need to get signed, after which we're ready to go. By the way, you realize, of course, our man is going to do things with Flossie that might offend you; Are you OK with that? Sure, man, that's just fine with me. Where is this guy, anyway? Do I first get to meet him ...I mean the guy who's gonna be doing this sex thing with my Flossie? But of course, Mr. Hannie." BRUNO? are you ready in there?" "Affirmative and ready to go" comes the answer from an adjoining room. OK, Flossie, just make yourself comfortable on that bed, and you, Mr. Hannie, sit quietly over there in the corner where you'll get a good view of everything." Enter Bruno: Tall, muscular, tanned, sculptured facial features, smiling salaciously through his gleaming white choppers as he nods to Mr. Hannie on his way straight for the bed. Meanwhile, Mr. Hannie is suddenly struck with the unpleasant notion he's now but a faceless observer occupying a corner space of the room. Flossie, on the other hand, is almost comatose at the sight and realization she's about to be ravished by this Herculean Adonis. Timidity, along with marriage vows, takes flight right out the window. Bruno wastes no time. He's all over Flossie like white on rice -- during which Flossie falls into a complete state of surrender. Bruno's tongue is now doing to Flossie's genitalia what Hannie had always eschewed in the bedroom, and Hannie's quite uncomfortable with her obvious delight. "Eh, Mr. Bruno", Hannie quizzingly speaks up. "You aren't gonna have her do that on you, are you?" "Of course I am, sir....it's part of the package." As Bruno's huge cock surfaces, making haste to the soft chamber of Flossie's beckoning mouth, Hannie is squirming uneasily in his chair. The fact she's going at it with such panting enthusiasm has the chair now perilously resting on one leg. Hannie tries to get Flossie's attention, but obviously she can't talk with a full mouth. After vigorious foreplay, Bruno's copulated with Flossie in every position, during which she's had multiple orgasms and going out of her mind with never-before sexual ecstasy. Meanwhile, the carpet is showing wear by the pounding it's taking from the relentless pacing from Flossie's husband. He's confused, this was supposed to arouse him, not send him into a jealous frenzy. The camera's attention is now focused only on the now full command of Bruno's power over this willing and rapt recipient, his powerful thrusts initiating a wild writhing and responding series of pelvic archs, as the heightening sound of Flossie's sighs and moans fill the room. Hannie, facing the floor, hands cupped over his ears, steps up the pacing as tears well up in his tightly closed eyes. Finally, Hannie, from his corner of the room, begins urging this herculean dyamo to cease and abandon any further sexual activity ... but Bruno isn't listening cause Bruno's immersed in the final stage of the action: THE FACIAL! Cognizant of this, Hannie rushes to the bedside and loudly bemoans his decision to have agreed to this Scene and appeals to Bruno to withhold cumming in her face. Bruno obliges ....by diverting the cum-splat directly into the face of motor-mouth-Hannie, still twaddling away as cum is dripping down his chin. This is my concept of how those husband-bring-your-wife-to-be-fucked scenes ought to be done. The studios might not agree, but maybe they should; makes more sense than their currently corny adaptations. Edited on Feb 16, 2011, 10:52pm | |
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| 02-07-11 08:49pm - 5066 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
With all the recent AllStar hype takin' front-an-center-stage this weekend, I found myself hearkening back to my old High School football days. Our coach must'a thought we were gettin' lots of nookie or, more accurately, doing what boys do at that age > besotted with flogging our logs. This guy simply wouldn't let up on us with his vociferous and constant refrain about the taboos and draining effect this would have on our performance before games. He would go on until he was red in the face. I never found out if he was right or not, having succumbed via mental visions of the cheerleaders going through their routines on the sidelines. As for it's effect on our performance, I played lousy whether I wanked or not. Of course, even then as a youth, I didn't care nor did I believe it; And I still don't.  But, would you believe, the general consensus among many athletic coaches to this day still hold on to that belief. Your thoughts on this matter would be welcomed. | |
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| 02-03-11 10:49pm - 5070 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I read a news report that stated, technically, the United States could do the same thing Egypt did to block internet access. It said the government would have to call four or five top internet providers and order them to disrupt Border Gateway Protocols in a way that shut down the majority of American internet traffic. Still others said the government would have to deal with the country's thousands of internet providers in order to fully clamp down on internet access, which would be logistically difficult. But experts said that's unlikely to happen. (well, I'm no expert, but DUH!) Somebody spoke of the internet as if it were a giant, adaptable worm. He said the funny thing about the internet is even if you break it in half, the two halves will function as [separate] internets.  | |
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| 02-02-11 03:23am - 5072 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I am the sole owner and user of a single computer, which I have loaded with all kinds of anti-virus, malware, keyloggers, firewall, registery guardian, as well some other software directly programed to protect my computer. I have a pretty savvy technician who's on call for me should I need him. Even with all that, wily hackers will slither their way to critical control centers where they dig in and seemingly set up impenetrable force fields. These vermin are so tenacious they'll even piggy-back on software transfered from an old or discarded computer onto a brand-new one. This should especially create caution for those who have huge storage devices (external harddrives) that are being reconnected to a new operating systems. No one knows the importance of this better than one who's been victimized. Personal experience: Allowing remote assistance from whom I thought was a Microsoft tech -- on an occasion over four years ago to get help with a software problem -- I let this woman take over my computer to find the answer to a nagging software matter. If, however, I knew then what I strongly suspect now, heaven and earth couldn't have moved me to let her in. I now have every reason to believe this Asian woman that I trusted -- who answered a number I got here from what I preceived to be a ligitimate source at MS headquarters -- was in fact connected to a very sophisticated group of hackers. In my case, being unable to shake these snakes through two operational system upgrades, the evidence leads me to be convinced they've stolen administrative privelge which, in effect, gives them complete, invisible, control. Changing passwords, ownership names... no matter what I do, the evidence is still there staring me in the face. There is a way, (If you're going anew with upgrade or new computer) as painful as it is, that will send these guys into outer-Cyber-oblivion: Sadly, that course would be to trash anything and everything associated with my existing computer -- which includes years of porn collectables. If this is what hackers can do with just a single operating system within just one computer.... I shutter to think what webmasters are going through. To those WMs, for their relentless battle with even more of a distructive bred of these bloodsuckers, I give a hardy bow and tip of my hat. I'm throwing this out there in case it'll give an unsuspecting and perhaps vulnerabley susceptible computerphile something to think about. .  | |
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| 01-18-11 03:42pm - 5087 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
So, I paid full price and signed up for this well-known popular porn site -- one which, BTW is a major Website that gets a fair amount of attention from our own The Best of Porn.  My experience, however, having just become a member of this solo-only web site, I simply concluded it didn’t measure up to what I expected -- Which I noted rather diplomatically in a later review. Apparently , though, some of my “cons” rubbed one of their representatives the wrong way, because although I was charitable and generous with my score, the pros, and lastly, endorsement of the site, this guy shot back with an angry tone about a few chosen things I’d said that I suppose be construed as insulting. Not a smart thing to do to endear me to return. He did close his diatribe, however, with a weak expression of appreciation for my endorsement. Suspecting all this was probably still gnawing at this guy’s gut, I then figured I would make him feel better if I rewrote, edited, and excluded the offending barbs and make it more reader friendly -- Which I did, going to a hell of a lot of time and effort to maintain decorum, objectivity and still present an honest appraisal. You’d think I’d hear back from the guy acknowledging my efforts, as well as a turn-around in his attitude. Neither have been forthcoming.  | |
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| 01-12-11 05:13pm - 5093 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
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Running a porn site is not your conventional 9 to 5 job, I’m sure. And considering the interdependent relationship they/we/others are collectively involved in to keep each other’s back scratched, one going for his charge card for what they (Webmasters) are providing us, leaves me somewhat unapologetically inquiring (politely) as to what goes on in operating a Porn-Site . Contrary to actual reality, probably those like me who have the idea Site-owners/operators of porn, who wields the position of top banana, simply have a perpetual career in and of Shangri-La. A layman naturally assumes indulging in a business giving you rank and hobnobbing amongst the planet’s most prized, unattainable commodity (certainly for most men) is tantamount to having a genie as a roommate. So tell us, guys an’ gals…….what’s it like?  | |
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| 01-08-11 07:33pm - 5097 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
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I've perused the rules, laws, bylaws and elsewhere within the nooks and crannies of the whereas-an-wherefores of PU's expectations of its members and those connected, and maybe I simply breezed by the part laying out webmaster's can's and can-do's, but nowhere have I seen anything relating to their participation in the Users polls. But for the short time I've been a member here, I haven't consciously noticed any markings within our Users' Poll from any of our Webmasters....and I wonder why. Surely some of the poll questions would address issues that would favorably benefit them, as well as generally giving a respectable boost to the poll's volume. Of course, that would in turn amplify the poll's utility and introduce an added source of welcomed information.  | |
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| 12-31-10 10:31pm - 5104 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
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Interviewer : “Well, look what we have here? And what a lovely young thing she is.” “How old are you sweetheart? “EIGHTEEN” ?!!! Did you hear that guys? this incredibly beautiful, young lady is just EIGHTEEN years old!" "Tell me, Honey, have you been fucked yet? Did you hear that, guys? Untouched; This EIGHTEEN yr. old beauty hasn’t even had her tight, little pussy stretched yet. Your name is Roxanne, right? Well, Roxanne, Have we got a treat for you -- and also for all you guys hankering for EIGHTEEN year-old action." "See that door over there? behind it we have the one and only Ron Jeremy; He loves EIGHTEEN yr. old pussy, And he’s very good at breakin’ them in. And don’t let all that hair scare you.... just think about it as hiding the grotesque figure that lurks behind it." The interview continues: “So, little darlin’ will this be your first time?” (duh, I think she answered that already, using her eighteen yr. old vocal cords). "And look at those perky, firm EIGHTEEN yr. old tits? And hey, guys, those are the real thing -- no silicone in those babies." (duh number two) “So, where’re you from Roxanne? You say West Coast? LA? Why that’s right here in the state of California, right?" (duh number three). "Are You still going to school? Hear that, guys? this young,EIGHTEEN yr. old is a college girl. We got beauty and brains here” (this begs the question: if she has brains, why is she answering this guy‘s dumb and endless questions; even more curiously, why is she here?) “Drop the panties, Roxanne.....lemme see that great ass? WOW! Look-it that perfect, EIGHTEEN yr. old double-bubble, will you?" (hands groping, squeezing and pinching her cheeks). (This goes on ad nauseam, so I’ll cut it short) (A final thought from Those of us viewing this babble): "Okay, Mr. Interviewer, we don’t have be told but once that she’s eighteen, and we don‘t have to be reminded that guys find girls that young to be a premium. So could we dispense with repeats. At this point, a grossly obese, hairy form stumbles from behind the open door, with three appendages’ stretched straight out and yelling “will you zip-it and lets get on with the fuckin’……I’ve gone through two wad-launchings waiting to hump this irresistable EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD virgin. | |
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| 12-17-10 03:05pm - 5119 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
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At least thats how one might feel after the Witty Guy works you over in his annual Forums Awards. After you can relocate your dignity, you have to run it down to get it back. Edited on Dec 19, 2010, 12:19am | |
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| 12-08-10 04:29pm - 5128 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
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That's gotta smart....Humping a pair of hand-compressed, dry tits, thrusting back and forth, acting as though he'd found sexual nirvana between two boobs. (Laughable) Typical scenario: The actor suddenly withdraws his erect penis from within the moist, soft folds of a warm vagina, or otherwise the `satin-smooth interior of a vacumed equipped mouth, so as to indulge himself into some good stuff; the ultimate pieces de resistance... Ta-DA... "Lemme at it!" Can't wait gettin' into that lovey cleavage So why are we subjected to this non-sense? Why indeed! In conclusion... This begs the question: Is this part of yours, or anybody else's sexual activity you know whose into normalcy? It goes without saying Viewing this action on video between man and woman does absolutely nothing for me; how about you? Maybe if he'd spit on her boobs....eh, you think? | |
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| 12-01-10 07:43am - 5135 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
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During one of countless video f..k scenes, I counted no less than forty times this porn actress screaming out the word "SHIT." Could anybody tell me what malodorous body waste has to do with a pussy and a penis? Does it intensify sensations between the two performers? Does it do anything for you? And with all due consideration, those reading this who might be entertaining the thought I'm nitpicking, then I say you can call it what you want; I call the association abborrently filthy, deplorable, and completely incompatable with anything at all having to do with copulation. I'm not even comfortable with this word being used in routine conversation, but, obviously with respect to the First Admendment, I'd be as guilty as the user if I made a big deal out of it. Speaking of the First Admendment, I say to my detractors to resist rattling your sabers... cuz I have the same rights. it's also my rant for the day.  | |
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| 11-30-10 07:32pm - 5136 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
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Search as I may, every site I come to with the empathisis on legs, the gams are always cluttered with nylons, thigh-highs, pantyhose, netting, or something covering the smooth natural skin of a woman's legs. I want to see the "ankle bone connected to the knee bone, the knee bone connected to the thigh bone thigh bone, the thigh bone connected to the pevlic bone... all sheathed with unadulterated, natural skin. Anybody know of any? | |
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| 11-20-10 03:58pm - 5146 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
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Got a call from a cousin today, who lives in rural North Carolina. A small town close by where he lives is abuzz over news that one of their up-standing citizens just got cleaned out of his huge Porn collection. How, one would ask, did the news get out in the first place? I mean, could we imagine that sort of thing happening to one of us? Have you ever thought of what you would do if it did? Lord only knows how long it took for this guy to collect all those thousands of gigs, only to have it swiped out from under his nose. Thats right, the thief went right into his house and went straight to his collection...Pooof, it was gone. Just how angry could you get if some SOB did this to you? I know some guys who'd think about killing over something that serious. Does it take something like this to happen in order to give us a wakeup call..that we need to be more cognizant of how precious our collection really is? Anyway, I thought you'd find this interesting. Doggone it!.... I'm currently having a senior moment. I know there's something else I need to add here..but I'm drawing a blank. I'm gonna have to call my cousin back....I know it's something important. I'll get back to you. | |
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| 11-18-10 09:56pm - 5147 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
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The young woman (eye-balling her instructor on the sidelines) is acting out make-believe thros of orgasmac delight, rolling around on the floor with her crock-pot-sized motorized vaginal toy a'humming... emitting vocal squeals -- the volume of which is akin to her clit being in the cluches of a Pit Bull's jaws. It's her premiere solo performance, and she wants to be a hit. Suddenly we see shadows cast over her in the shape of a human form with a camera, following the action. And then, and then....two shoes, the size of whole hams, stepping in the lens view of his camera. Surely the vidio-photorapher sees this...and one would think he'd later edit out the flaws. But it stays, and who cares, anyway? well, dammit! I care. Then there are those uninterrupted scenes shot while dogs are endlessly barking in the background. Sirens are clamoring. Voices are heard. construction workers are working next door......the list goes on. Wouldn't you think they'd take more pride in their work than to allow these annoyances to ride..... and dump it on paying customers? | |
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| 11-15-10 04:14pm - 5151 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
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"Okay, places, everyone...action!; great, now roll it!" The scene: Woman walks into a bank. She has on a heavy overcoat, dark glasses, dressed as a man and wearing a wig. (this is our first clue the script writer also has "no clue." red flags would go up everywhere.) The only person working, or present in the bank, is a young, handsome teller. (Don't know how many banks the author's been in, but have you seen a one-man bank before?) The woman hands the young man a note. It say's "I have a gun and I'll kill you if you create any attention." (Since there's no one else in the bank, it occurred to me that might've been a tad irrelevant). But it'll fly. keep'em rolling. The woman rips open her coat, revealing a short skirt, up over the cheeks of her ass. (somewhat odd, I guess. But Bank-robbers do use all kinds of ploys to rob banks.) She then produces a gun (handling it with the finesse of a chimpanzee.) After the Woman's dialogue tapered down from commands to chit-chat, the two suddenly found themselves volcanically hot for each other's bodies and commenced to go through the obligatory three ( BJ, sex front and rear, and lastly the facial.) Bank sex...geeez, what a brilliant way to get more business. Must'a been a kind'a unpopular location, because nobody came into the bank throughout that whole sexual escapade. Now, I have to ask: "Is this scenario ever remotely going to happen at a bank? I'd say production is spittin' out movies faster than writers can finger the keys. So, C'mon porn-people, Churn out some good scrips, especially those that'll inject A little more orginality and realism, I know I'll have my critics who'll say "well damed, graymane...this is just fantasy, what'da'ya expect?" I want some measure of believability, that's all. I'm afraid, though, that might be too much to ask? BTW, might I use this moment to appeal to the industry to film stuff with a little more missionary positions, PLEASE! Edited on Nov 15, 2010, 08:49pm | |
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| 11-07-10 09:35pm - 5158 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
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Porn is big business (Even bigger than Harry Potter,I'd say)  But seriously, beyond conventional thinking, Porns' seductive power and influence is incalculable; so much so even our Government gives it plenty space. But Internet Porn isn't. It's still in its infancy and flushed with good tidings. But ultimately even it will be riding off into the sunset to join it's predecessors. The Predecessors as I know it: First there was the dirty-picture "French cards," circulating about the workplaces and school yards. Then there were the Vintage films, some of which is still alive in the business. "Adult films" wherein theaters featuring soft-core emerged, after which quickly succumbing to the hard stuff as the latter 19th century was closing. VCR recorders out-drew them by giving porn lovers the privacy of watching what they wanted at home. Adult book stores then cashed in, crashing the party with in-home cassett rentals for the VCRs. Broadcast Television, a family oriented vehicle obligated to tamed fare, had to wait in the wings until allowed to open strictly enforced pay-for-view porn channels. Dreams finally came true for porn aficionados with the explosive expansion of the computer giving birth to the internet. It was inevitable this consummate medium would lovingly embrace porn, as we know it today. But, as absurd as one announcing Rome would fall in its declining days of power ....so it did, passing the torch to a waiting successor. All this simply says -- maybe sooner than later -- something's coming along and shift "internet Porn" to the back burner...not turn it off, mind you, just leave it on low heat to simmer. Technology, being what it is today, any thoughts of what could possibly supercede or technically trump Internet Porn? Should our worthy Webmasters have other irons on the fire? Edited on Nov 08, 2010, 12:37am | |
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| 10-29-10 07:54pm - 5168 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
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It's bad enough that one is sitting at his computer and being insulted and humiliated...but to pay good money to have it done? Nuh-uh! Don't make a lot of sense to me. I was hoping to add a video link of my case in point, in order to present a more graphic portrayal....but after a laborous unsuccessful effort on my part and bringing in the site administer to help get it posted without success, I temporarily aborted the thread. However, inasmuch as the video clip won't cooperate, I'll text some of it instead: (The girl is talking while in the process of doing a striptease) "you like what you see, you stinking slob?" "I don't know why I'm wasting my time getting you off, you filthy scumbag, because you sure ain't worth it." "Okay, you miserable, pathetic, poor excuse of a man, I'll open up with a little bit of my time ..but under only one condition: that is you give me money; lots of money." "You'll provide me transportation shopping for anything I want, and not a whimper about the costs...because I'm the best who'll ever give you the time of day and you should open your half-ass mind and realize it. Another thing, you sorry, cheesy lowlife, I'll be riding in style. Nothing less than a deluxe equiped limousine. And when I'm ready to go home, don't be expecting anything ...not even a thank you or goodbye..because I wouldn't lower myself to give you that gratification." She goes on and on putting you down ...highlighting the fact you're a disgusting pervert who's a worthless loser. I rest my case.  Edited on Nov 01, 2010, 03:09am Edited by Staff on Oct 29, 2010, 08:24pm (Khan: tried to make link clickable)
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| 10-22-10 08:22pm - 5175 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
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For those like myself who don't know, a whirlwind of media coverage is swirling around a Sacramento State graduate who is auctioning off her virginity. She's using the pseudonym Natalie Dylan for safety reasons, and has announced the decision on the Howard Stern radio show. Got no date, but Bids are already flowing in reaching as high as $275,000. She said she got the idea from a news story on the Internet about a Peruvian girl who attempted a similar cash out. The girl received an offer for $1.5 million from a Canadian man, but I think she changed her mind. She said "Once you get past the moral issue, all this is is a girl trying to get through school." Think about it, soon we'll likely be getting pop-ups promoting virgins in your town.  | |
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| 10-21-10 07:59am - 5176 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
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Air Sex is a performance activity invented in Japan; clothed men and women simulate sexual activity with an invisible partner, often in an exaggerated manner, set to music, and in a competition before an audience. Now why didn't we think of that? How about it Web-masters, can we have something on that order?...(without the clothes and audience of course). This is exactly what we need to create a niche that give these progressively eroding, lazy, robotic, masturbation acts a kick in the ass. It would also steal the thunder from those expensive, use-limited, phony hypnotist sites which already uses this kind of act. For savvy guys out there who're tired of performers inordinately licking and sucking on inanimate plastic objects...just going through the same motions....and guys who vicariously want to place themselves in the position of that "invisible man"......well, this Bud's for you. | |
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| 10-18-10 04:04pm - 5179 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
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Sir....It occurred to me that with your experience and knowledge about this stuff, have you ever thought of writing a book? Somebody ought to. Edited on Oct 18, 2010, 06:38pm | |
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| 10-15-10 04:01pm - 5182 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
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Pardon me, if you will, if I'm awakening a subject that's already been hashed-over enough, or desired by many to just let lie. But this thing to me is such a grinding annoyance that I'm going to throw it out there again --- if but for nothing else than a hoped-for upgraded appraisal. It's probably no secret my take on hosiery-in-porn is a sure way of mortally wounding a pic or video clip; and to bring on a chick with her beautiful legs ladened with thigh-high fabric is likened to spray-painting a bouquet of fresh roses. I can't figure out it's appeal.  Here's a suggestion: If we gotta have'm, why not compromise and give equal time to performers having'm on and peeling'm off. Another layman's outside suggestion (if un-tapped) is the industry might give some thought to promoting the sale of all used porn-hosery for the panty-sniffers out there. I'd like to say most porn-viewers prefer bare-legs...and that this strain of leg-wear is on the wane.....but that's obviously wishful-thinking. Any well-wishers? Rebuttals? | |
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| 10-06-10 02:07pm - 5191 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
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So-called "free scans" -- offering to cleanse your computer's registry, as well as the other vermin such as spyware, worms, bugs, etc., -- isn't exactly porn, but falling for their inevitable pitch is tantamount to getting a kick in the balls ....so that's close enough. It pops up everywhere: "free scan, rid your computer from the malware that's gumming up your system...it's free." Free that is, UNTIL.....the scanning results show you have two trillion distructive villains playing havoc with your system's performance....after which you're blessed with their offer to upgrade the scan to actually sweep out all those ugly gremlins thereby rendering your system a new birth. Surprise, surprise....."free" flies out the window and the 'ol "bait-and-switch" takes a bow. The inevitable now greets you with: "For only $$$$ we can solve the problem by your downloading our super-duper every-thing cleaner." The sad thing is even many of those programs you trust who're supposed to pertect you from this kind of thing promotes it on their site. The con game via the Internet is alive an' well. | |
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| 10-01-10 09:56pm - 5195 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
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Driving down an isolated road last week, I began to encounter a strange feeling. Then all of a sudden there were some rotating lights emanating from a huge disc-shaped craft hovering above my car. I pulled over, after which I lost consciousness. I awakened strapped down onto a padded table, and was getting a blurred vision of some weird creatures assembled around me. About then a telepathic voice uttered sounds that I interpreted as saying: we are what you earthlings call Martians, and we're here on earth to extract cell samples from the brains of healthy sex addicts. Then I sensed another Martian interrupt: "No,Zonko, that's "pervert"...I think that's the correct term to use." Angrily, Zonko shot back: " How dare you, Axlerod, correct me in the presence of this mere, ignorant Homo sapien!" I yelled out: "wait-a-minute, who're you fat-headed wierdros calling ignorant...and watch the Homo stuff?" "And why's your head so big with those funny-looking bulging eyes...and your mouth, where the hell is your mouth?" Zonko's huge forehead immediately developed protruding blue vains (I could tell he was mad). Just then Axlerod chimed in: "now look what you�ve done, Zonko! You've gone and got our specimen all excited." "Would you shut the hell up and let me do my extraction proceedure", Zonko wailed. After some more heated exchanges the two began flailing their little arms at each other in what appeared to be a fist-fight. Immediately the two were carted out of the examining room by what I perceived as security personnel. Shortly thereafter I was addressed by somebody who looked like a senior attendant: "I'm sorry, he said, "they're interns and competitively doing this all the time." "Anyhow," he added, 'I've concluded your brain's too old and addled to serve as a cell donor, We want younger and healthier men who're really avid perverts." "But I AM a pervert," I said; and a darn avid one at that." "No, you simply won't do,' said the Senior examiner...we're sending you back. "I wanna know why I'm not an avid pervert," I blurted out...'Hell, man, I�m an active member of Porn Users for crying out loud.' "Odd you should mention that," he said...'Our research department have observed there's a limitless number of perfect specimens in that outfit, and we're going after them one-by-one." The next thing I knew I was seated behind the wheel of my car with the motor still running. I think the man means what he says, guys...I'd stay off those lonely roads if I were you.  Edited on Oct 03, 2010, 09:34am | |
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| 09-23-10 11:15pm - 5203 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
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This begs the question: What do you do about a gal who has everything and knows how to use it.... EXCEPT... she draws the line when it comes to giving head? Now I can certainly live without blowjobs, per se..... But when you have a girl with lips like Angelina Jolie.....Well, you gotta know where I'm comin' from. Edited on Sep 23, 2010, 11:21pm | |
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| 09-17-10 11:18pm - 5209 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
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I've talked to guys who actually haven't -- or don't remember -- ever having a wet dream. That's really unfortunate. In my youth -- a point in time when my hormones were raging -- I would look forward to, and be blessed with, these erotic dreams. Some were so vivid it fared right up there with the real thing. Wow!...what a blast! This was the only way I could have my way with that girl in my class at school -- whom I day-dreamed about -- after I drifted off to sleep. Importantly, The great thing about these emissions ( unlike masturbation) you didn't have to worry about going blind. My family's "hell-fire and brimstone preacher" would thump his Bible and rage about an awaiting fiery torment for our congregation of young'ns whackin' off...but happily said nothing about my night's erotic entertainment via my dreams. Jewish scripture warns that our bodies are defiled and made unclean should he succumb to this natural "emission" function.....reminds me of the old joke wherein a Jewish fellow with an erection walks flat against a wall and breaks his nose. Muslim religion tolerates wet dreams among the men, but God help those caught masturbating lest they may find their hands resting on a chop-block. Age, sadly, has robbed me of this wondiful phenomeia and the reel ends anymore somewhere during foreplay. But then again, I now don't have to wash my sheets so often. Edited on Sep 19, 2010, 08:24am | |
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| 08-20-10 05:09pm - 5238 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
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It's now late in August and Ron's still at it to prove he's the undisputed King of porn. Lets pretend His latest adventure takes place at the invitation of the usual brand of porn-entrepreneur wanna-bes except this one has a new twist. We have a country farmer who want's Ron to introduce sex to his innocent, 18 year old virgin daughter. (Mind you) We know these stats are unquestionably genuine and is absolutely true, because, I mean, would a father lie about his daughter like that? Ron is on top of this petite little thing like white on rice, launching into his usual masterful pussy-munching, tongue and digital dexterity, which is driving this young new-comer into spasmatic frenzies....(all to the delight of the proud father sitting on the side-lines smiling. Visualizing this typical kind of Jermery scenario, I'm reminded of a horror movie I saw many years ago about a radioactive lab accident transmuting a spider to the size on an elephant. You later see this huge hairy creature completely enveloping this unfortunate woman, wherein all we see is glimpses of her torso, the spider's massive layer of hair on it's back, rear and legs and its very busy mandibles enjoying his meal. A poor description perhaps, but I'm a newbe still setting in the back row. The point to all this is to say Ron may still has his stuff, but its not coming across like it use to, or even making a dent. I got nothing against the guy; his movie credits are very commendable...But time has caught up with him...Maybe he should exit before his performances become more comedy than porn.. Edited on Aug 20, 2010, 08:16pm | |
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| 08-15-10 05:32pm - 5243 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
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This guy just won't quit-- Not that I blame his motives, because he still seems to be in demand by many porn sources -- especially wanna-be's breaking into the porn business. They apparently think he's a cash-cow riding on his reputation as being among the top stars of early classics. Perhaps it's all the exposure (pun intended) he's currently getting -- You know, like, from sites running on the cheap. A typical Ron Jeremy piece might be as follows: Case scenario> (Interviewer): " Young lady, have I got a treat for you. Just wait and see who's gonna be f..king you today?" Suddenly appearing is Ron, body carpeted with hair, corpulent, aged, a once-was, (with signature Brillo-mustache) just foaming at the mouth to get at this beautiful 18 year-old first-timer. (yeah, right) Maybe she's thinkin' ...Where's George Clooney when you reallly need him? so lets hope she's got a vivid imagination to get through this. You've proved to be an excellent actor in early films, But do it for us, Ron! say goodbye to being a porn actor. The business could use some good producers and directors....like badly. Edited on Aug 15, 2010, 08:43pm | |
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| 08-11-10 01:50am - 5247 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
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Remember those sex-simulation darlings of TV Cable who gave viewers only enough tits-an-ass scenes to wet our appetite for more? But more for us ended up scattered about on the cutting-room's floor. I'd love to see more graphic scenes of Kim Dawson, Gabriella Hall, Shauna Obrien, Griffin Drew, Shannon Tweed, Maria Ford, (just to name a few). Kira Reed, a killer body and one of my favorites, always left me frustrated. Just when things were gettin' hot...(fade out). But happily she's now moved on up to hardcore, and her clips are spectacular. No more guesswork. I'd be obliged to know, however, if anybody out there knows of any other back-sliders from this group that are following suite. | |
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| 08-08-10 10:42am - 5250 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
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I trust a fair share (or most) of our forum participants would join me in saluting those Webmasters who contribute their input to our forum.  It's always a bonus to me when one pops up on any of our threads, because in addition to gettin' it straight from the horse's mouth, I find them extraordinarily helpful, informing and entertaining. It's like one-on-one with your professor. So, you'uns out there in the business, don't-cha be a stranger, ya' heah?  | |
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| 08-04-10 03:59pm - 5254 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Elsewhere posted in the forum, I picked up on a seasoned regular diplomatically pointing to another member's rather serious lack of taste about what he posts. I further gathered there might be a justifiable level of ostracizing on the part of some fellow members because of it. This bought up a question: How does one know if he's becoming unpopular with fellow forum members? What clues are we to look for that would indicate this? Maybe the offender is himself clueless about his unwelcome entries and would appreciate a wake-up call. Anybody got anything on that he/she would care to share? | |
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| 07-21-10 09:48pm - 5267 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I don't think these figures includes flogging our logs, guys. So, if you're married or in a relationship, you'll discover where you fit in (or out, as the case may be) The frequency of sexual intercourse might range from zero (sexual abstinence) to 15 or 20 times a week (I fold). In America, the average frequency of sexual intercourse for married couples is 2 to 3 times a week. It's generally recognized that postmenopausal women experience declines in frequency, and those of us gettin' along in years don't need to be told that the average declines with age. Accordingly, the Institute's findings states the average frequency of sexual intercourse in US is 112 times per year (age 18-29), 86 times per year (age 30-39), and 69 times per year (age 40-49). So who gives a damn, eh fellows?  | |
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| 07-11-10 04:09pm - 5278 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I've never been given the opportunity, but you can bet the farm if a porn star (especially the women variety) ever ventures within sight, I'm gonna make my way to meeting her. I don't care if I'm lifted up and carried away by bodyguards, I'm gonna get my worth in.It's not that I'm a rabid fan or do the silly things some fanatics do when obsessed with celebrity, but I'd just want to drill her..(pardon me,).. I mean sort'a get the thrill of talking personally to one of those people who share in getting so deep into my pockets over the years. | |
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| 07-08-10 08:19pm - 5281 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I knew a very happy couple who were dedicated swingers. They have kids, go to church, are involved in community affairs and are well thought of and respected by their peers. The latest news coming down reports them still happily married and still actively involved in a variety of swinger's clubs. My second wife and I were very serious about following suit...and went so far as to personally meet the officers and plan our first encounter. Do you have any thoughts to share with us on this seemingly taboo subject? | |
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| 07-04-10 08:49pm - 5284 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Remember when you were young and the very flash of a girls panties triggered a groin rush which turned your "member to timber?" Happened to me a lot on crowded bus rides. I never needed ten minutes of head to get 'ol Oscar at the starting gate with its motor revved-up and ready to do its job. No hands needed to guide it where it was supposed to go. Simply point your loaded warhead and turn on the after-burners. I'm sure you know what I mean. Porn-guy's herculean cocks, on the other hand, (pun intended) from what I've seen, appears to need ongoing, vigorous lip service and throat tunneling just to raise his cock to half-mast. By the time his dick is rigid enough to gain entry, I've run my computer through a complete defrag. and 4-drive virus scan. Why is that? Given the distractions of people all over the set and the other little erectile enemies hanging around, in my mind, considering the all-consumming erotic feast he's about to devour, It escapes me why his cock needs resuscitation at all. Pop a viagra or two, but do something to get the motor running so I won't be losing my lust. Edited on Jul 05, 2010, 08:49pm | |
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| 07-02-10 12:26am - 5287 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
You've seen it. gal's legs spread, and this guy's fore-finger is digging feverishly as if there's gold somewhere in there. I mean, this guy ain't being gentle about it either. he's scooping out anything loose for as far as his hand will reach. This could be halfway tolerable if it went on for a minute or two, but the cameraman presumably is asleep at the wheel and the stupid director's vocabularly is so limited that it doesn't include "CUT."  Meanwhile, I leave and mow my lawn and get back just about time he's about to finally bang the chick. So, guess what she says? Oh, I'm all wet. WELL, DUH! You suppose it's because he's punchered the gal's bladder? Does this bother anybody else out there? | |
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| 06-26-10 05:33pm - 5293 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
If it isn't already known by most, then those who don't might be interested to know that The film capital of the world is under pressure to force porn actors to rubber-up. California is considering a request to force it upon the industry in the name of worker safety, but oddly enough, the benefit could be much more widespread. Quoting from the source: First, there’s “the off chance that some viewer, somewhere may absorb the message about safe sex;” “A teachable moment, the ultimate example of monkey-see, monkey-do” (if you will) an thus move these people to practice and take the use of condoms more seriously. All that might be well and good, but have these air-heads given any thought as to what it will do and its' effect on porn production in this country. There's already talk of Brazil waiting in the wings to cash in should this become a reality. I'm sure all this will simply blow over, because California didn't become the giant film producers it is today by making such lame decisions. | |
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| 06-25-10 12:48am - 5294 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
That's what they're asking one and all. Curious, and with no plans for the evening, I registered for one of those dating services listed here at PU...I mean, they said it's all free, and there were so many pictures of horney women just aching to get some of me. All that pussy and so little time. Having loosely provide a profile and exiting the site....surprise, surprise, my mailbox came alive with pictures of ladies posing in provocative attire (what little there was of it). There was this One chick, with a catchy name, who was particularily beckoning. Just click on the provided link and she's yours...FOR FREE. By now, all this excitement had awaken 'ol Oscar, and with wild anticatition it was "up for the occasion." I hurried on over to the site to collect my bounty; and There she was, beckoning, lust dripping from every pore. Well, I shot in my user name and password and hungrily awaited my ticket to heaven's gate. But instead of getting my evening promise of marathon hey-rolling....I got: "UPGRADE NOW TO HAVE THIS WOMAN TONIGHT" Well, I got a few hard licks on the head in my early days playing football, but none so bad that it addled my brain enough to fall for this suspicious looking ruse. So then I never clicked on the "upgrade" button. Therefore who's to say my evening delight actually wasn't waiting for me.....FOR FREE. So now I feel somewhat torn for having made a hasty dicision, which is making me very, very sad. Can I get some help here? what do you think, oh compassionate comrades? Should I? or Shouldn't I? A yes vote will get you FREE seconds. Edited on Jun 25, 2010, 01:17am | |
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| 06-23-10 11:17am - 5296 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
She's lying on her back on the floor..legs spread and working a dildo. Another scene gives us a gal setting akwardly on a chair..also with legs parted and busy with her fingers. Then there's the unparted legs-up, using whatever friction thats doing the job. Lets don't forget the kneeled doggie position, where it looks to me like an awful struggle is going on reaching her ass. The places all this is going on could also impact the effect we get from the action: the couch, floor, bed, car seats, under trees, in the wilderness, caves, locker rooms....well you get my drift. Me, for example, the bed's the only place that makes sense. The dildo objects they use must have some varying effects. There's fruit (the banana seems to be the object of choice). All sizes and lengths of plastic elongated contraptions ---interestingly, some actually are shaped in the form of a real penis...head on, head off. Whats really facinating to me is those little motorized devices that makes that annoying buzzing sound. Puzzling to me also is these gals who use this knitting-like ensemble...which, I presume, is designed to stimulate the clitoris as well as all the other parts of the vagina that's normally there for bodily functions. I'll spare you from belaboring this any further, and just toss it to you for your perusal. If anything should warrant a comment, I'd be grateful to get your input. If you think this was a stupid post and a waste of your time, I'd certainly welcome your venting that out also. I'll finalize this by asking if I should SHUT UP .....but I already know that answer. | |
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