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| 10-07-13 10:40pm - 4055 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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beautifulrock (0)
Suspended  Posts: 21 Registered: Oct 06, '13 Location: CT |
This thread is dedicated to those pornstars who said they were done, or took an extra long hiatus and are now back. I don't know if there's already a thread like this, because this site lacks subcategories and/or an adequate search function, and I'm not going to sift through pages and pages of threads to find it. Anyhooo, welcome back Jennifer White. I missed your alabaster skin and nipples like RZA's pointy ass rings. No, I will not fuck your mother simply because she's depressed that your dad left her for a albino tranny. | |
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| 10-07-13 07:14am - 4056 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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beautifulrock (0)
Suspended Posts: 21 Registered: Oct 06, '13 Location: CT |
Kim Catrall Four year old dried cum and a nursing home Chyna No smell, just a very loud echo when you talk into it Nicole Kidman Katie Holmes' tongue and shrimp on the barbie Katie Holmes Nicole Kidman's foot, and fear Miley Cyrus Menthol cigarettes, teddy bear fur, and desperation. Amanda Bynes A rare combination of soy sauce and mentos Condoleeza Rice An anus wrapped in a dumpster Christina Aguilera Avocados with just a hint of sterno Let's see if you got what it takes to play the game...  No, I will not fuck your mother simply because she's depressed that your dad left her for a albino tranny. | |
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| 10-07-13 06:26am - 4056 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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beautifulrock (0)
Suspended Posts: 21 Registered: Oct 06, '13 Location: CT |
Not dumb reality stars like the teen mom, who intentionally tried to get preggo with James Deen so she could extort him, and not celebrities who "accidentally" have their home sex tape stolen like Tommy Lee and Pam, and not that douchebag UFC guy who did about 3 movies and nobody knew him anyway, a real celebrity who for some reason loses their mind and decides to cross over into porn, and makes it a permanent career choice. Who do you think would actually have the gaul to do it? Right now I'm thinking Miley Cyrus. That wrecking ball video is as close to porn as MTV and Youtube would allow to be broadcasted. I can totally see her sticking that sideways tongue in some dudes asshole. Yup, I could. No, I will not fuck your mother simply because she's depressed that your dad left her for a albino tranny. | |
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| 10-07-13 06:13am - 4056 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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beautifulrock (0)
Suspended Posts: 21 Registered: Oct 06, '13 Location: CT |
Any good recommendations for anal scenes which include squirting, especially from the reverse cowgirl position? The Mr. Anal with Angel Del Ray was one of the better ones I've seen in a long time. No, I will not fuck your mother simply because she's depressed that your dad left her for a albino tranny. | |
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| 10-06-13 02:44am - 4057 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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beautifulrock (0)
Suspended Posts: 21 Registered: Oct 06, '13 Location: CT |
Hey, first time poster, long time wanker here. After the moritorium, or whatever the hell they call it, I thought there would be a serious decline in talent joining an already suffering industry, which boasts a lack of creativity, imagination, and overall excitement. Boy was I wrong. The new crop of females that are coming out of the wordwork and doing their first scenes are loaded with absolute dime pieces. Normally, I'm really picky. I mean I nitpick everything. Stretch marks, stupid tattoos, acne, cellulose, busted grills, horrible tit jobs, dead fish syndrome, you name it... So finding actual 10's in porn used to be a very difficult thing. I remember a time when the only dime in porn was Angel Dark. Now it seams, they are everywhere. So let's see in the past few months to a year, we've seen the debut of such nines and dimes such as... Lily Love Chase Ryder (stupid paw tattoos aside) Keisha Grey Ashley Graham Marina Visconti Valentina Nappi Gabriella Paltrova (Smallest pussy I've ever seen) Elena Rae Annika (backroom facials, not albrite, although she's a dime too) Katerina Hartlova (please do a b/g without your limp dick boyfriend, I'm begging you) and of course, last years champion, Mia Malkova. So, other than those I've mentioned, what others in the hardcore game do you think are Bo Derek status? P.S. Hardcore does not mean photoshoots or girl/girl for twisty's, it means getting a cock rammed in their va-jay-jay to moving pictures. No, I will not fuck your mother simply because she's depressed that your dad left her for a albino tranny. | |
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