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10-29-19  06:59am - 1881 days Original Post - #1
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I was going to say "senior moments" but that term always seems so ageist and it's such a silly stereotype because plenty of people over 65 are tech-savvy. And getting a bit confused by everyday things can happen at any age.

Anyway, the other day, I started to panic because when I tried to google a couple of different pornstars I got zero results. I thought that maybe the puritans had finally managed to censor the entire interweb!

Of course, I had just somehow turned on "safe search" or whatever it's called that blocks out adult results from searches. Not sure how I did that but was quite relieved that my freedom to look up smut hadn't been taken away yet!

05-01-19  06:24am - 2062 days Original Post - #1
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I actually was just checking out the spooky thread about the haunted Playboy mansion from Jason33 https://www.pornusers.com/forum/forum_th...d.html?threadid=5814

Anyhow, below that article was another intriguing article about a survey revealing where men tend to unload their loads IRL compared to in porn https://avn.com/business/articles/video/amid-renewed-pop-shot-debate-survey-reveals-ejaculation-facts-826968.html

I can remember a female friend of mine telling me that she was surprised to learn that her BBF's husband always pulled out of her BFF to do a "porn style money shot" as she called it. My gal pal found that unnecessarily messy!

Personally, I prefer inside rather than outside - not because of the messiness, but for completeness sake - it just feels like the natural conclusion. I feel the same way about porn, too - creampies or sperm swallowing are best.

But if you're into external money shots, all I can say is that a cardinal rule for most women is don't get it in their hair. I blame There's Something About Mary for creating that phobia!

So anyone else care to share whether they the ol' in and out should end on the in or the out? And is it the same for you in IRL and porn or different?

01-29-18  06:45am - 2519 days Original Post - #1
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I don't want to get into a big political discussion, but I will have to admit that President Trump is not the greatest leader in my books. But, still, I sometimes feel as if the mockery of him goes a bit too far, it is like mocking what many consider the great democracy in the world rather than just him as an individual.

And don't get me wrong - the right to freedom of speech trumps (if you'll pardon the pun) formality merely for the sake of formality. However, I think that it's one thing for a comedy show like SNL to make fun of a sitting US President - satire is sort of their job after all. But it was a bit much for the Grammys to go political with a skit mocking the President.

I also don't always get the purpose of such jokes (not just in the US, but in any country) - I mean beyond the low hanging comedy fruit that they represent. Most people aren't going to change their minds about a leader or his/her party - let alone their votes - based solely on comedy routines. It just seems to pit voters and party supporters against each other in an even more derisive fashion.

Maybe, I am taking it all too seriously, though? Edited by Staff on Apr 03, 2018, 08:00am

12-08-17  06:04am - 2571 days Original Post - #1
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One thing that I miss from when I was growing up is the Sears Christmas Wish Book. Well, I mean the excitement and the anticipation that it used to generate, because it does in fact still exist and you can check it out online even.

Nowadays, I do generally ask for gift cards, because I travel quite a distance by train to see my family and it's hard to carry anything to bulky with me back home from there. It also depending on the card let's you buy something more expensive by paying the difference.

Still, in my ideal world, I would like mostly cooking supplies. I have really tried to eat better these last few years and I watch a lot of cooking shows - so that sometimes make me want to try adding some "gourmet" ingredients to my dishes.

I hope to get something like an Amazon gift card so I can order a few interesting things that I don't seem to see in the regular store. Of course, any gift cards that I don't use can always be applied to porn!

What are some of you guys hoping for?

09-26-17  06:57am - 2644 days Original Post - #1
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I just read the other day that Uber is leaving London, England, and now it's also leaving Montreal up in Canada. I personally have never taken an Uber, but I still kind of don't like the idea of competition being eliminated from what amounts to a monopoly is most jurisdictions.

Of course, I am a bit torn, because I think being a cabdriver can be a bit of a hard life. Because even though I am sure that there are periods during the day or night where it can prove quite lucrative, I bet you spend lots of time just sitting around waiting for your next fare - not making a penny.

Oh, well, it seems like regardless of my opinion one way or the other - or even that of the many folks who actually use Uber - it's not going to be profitable for them to operate in some locations. I think that they're fighting to stay in London, but Montreal is too small a market and they're just going to leave without anymore of battle than they already had when they first started business there.

What do you folks think? And is it something that you've used a lot? Will you miss it?

08-07-17  11:09am - 2694 days Original Post - #1
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I was just talking to some friends about girls' buttholes in porn. And a couple of my buddies were surprised to learn that in some cases the women go to have their buttholes bleached.

It came up because we were looking at a photo of chick who had her legs straddling a guy well she mounted his dick putting her butthole on full display. It looked positively pristine.

So perfect in fact that one of my pals thought that it looked too unnatural? I just wondered how other people felt? Do you like a high contrast rectum or do you like palest pink so it's barely distinguishable from the skin around it?

04-13-17  06:38am - 2810 days Original Post - #1
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I find it ridiculous how United decided to dig up dirt on the passenger that they kicked off the plane. But there is a bit more to the story…

I just saw an interesting video (search "argument before united passenger removed" to find it) and apparently David Dao in speaking to his lawyer before the incident stats says that he will sue them if they remove him.

So maybe part of their attempt at a smear campaign was to discredit someone they perceived as looking to sue them in an opportunistic fashion. But I don't really think that they've helped their case and wouldn't avoiding the situation to begin with have stopped Dao from having the opportunity to sue?

And even if Dao was purposely obstinate in hopes of creating a situation over which he could sue, excessive force is excessive force. One 69-year-old man should be removed easily by four men without putting a scratch on his body - regardless of how he struggles and even if he's in great physical shape.

Now United says that it will compensate all passengers on board the flight, so one wonders if it wouldn't have simply been cheaper for them to offer passengers more money to voluntarily be bumped. After all, the CEO has had apologize in a more direct fashion now that United stocks have taken a hit.

What do you guys think?

02-06-17  12:02pm - 2876 days Original Post - #1
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Personally, I thought it was pretty good stuff. I appreciated that she managed to work in all of her hits, because I always think that it kind of sucks when an artist insists on not doing any of the songs that have made him or her famous.

I think that she has incredible legs so I thought some of the negative comments about the tiny little bit of tummy she's got were way over the top. Of course, she could of worn something to cover up her midriff, but I also assume that she let it all hang out, so to speak, on purpose because she anticipated taking on the haters and the body shamers.

And in the end, whether you like her or not, I think that it's hard to deny that she didn't put on a decent show and that she's got some genuine talent. I suppose some people might not support some of the messages of her songs, but for me, I am all for singing about tolerance and acceptance of people's differences. We've got enough hate going lately that it doesn't really need more of a showcase or anthem and I appreciated that Lady Gaga didn't say or do anything too overtly political with her performance.

What do you guys think?

11-01-16  07:02am - 2973 days Original Post - #1
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I just saw Heidi Klum's costume where she had five other women wear prosthetics on their faces so they looked like clones of her. It made my mind briefly drift to the reverse gangbang action on this site I saw a while back called Fuck Team Five. Of course, if I was a dude faced with a handful of supermodels - all right, really any kind of ladies period - I would just have the worst case of performance anxiety in the end!

Anyway, I think the best costume that I saw IRL was this girl in a white lab coat with a pen-filled pocket protector, thick-rimmed nerd glasses and her hair in a bun. She also wore a black miniskirt, thigh-high stockings and patent leather pumps along with a stretchy mohair sweater over a 1950s cone bra. She said that she was a "rocket scientist" and kept cracking wise about making missiles go ballistic. She kept purring that she knew how to press all the right buttons to make 'em go BOOM! All in good fun, of course, but did she make fellows swoon.

What's the best adult costume that you guys saw? Well, and by "best" I don't necessarily mean sexiest, it could have been the scariest or the funniest, I guess.

03-02-16  08:41am - 3217 days Original Post - #1
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Um, I notice that a lot of sites lately have stepfamilies getting their sex on... I am not sure how that makes me feel.

Now, I can kind of get the premise where an aging father remarries and his new young wife hooks up with his son who is closer to her age. I imagine a lot of wives wish that they could be with a younger, fitter version of their older hubbies.

However, I find it odder with stepbrothers and stepsisters. I guess that if it's like the scenario above and parents remarry later in life so the two families weren't raised together or truly blended, I can see that not being too odd.

Of course, they don't necessarily go into great detail as far as the back stories are concerned. I guess that they want your imagination to go to wherever it needs to go to get off?

I think that the other issue is that I have a stepsiblings and I can't even remotely imagining getting with any of them. Not that they're a bunch of ugos or anything!

What do you guys think - kinky or stinky?

01-21-16  09:05am - 3258 days Original Post - #1
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I have a buddy who is celebrating a milestone birthday and this dude really digs burlesque shows. So, I was trying to think of some kind of online porn that would be up his alley.

I am pretty sure that I came across a photo from a site once that was shot in present day, but made to look a bit old timey. Like one of those pinup girls from the 40s or 50s.

Does anyone know a site like that? And is it any good? I'd give the cash as a gift so he could sign up for a month or two.

01-11-16  07:18am - 3268 days Original Post - #1
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Actually, what inspires this question is a little grooming accident I had this morning.

My eyebrows have to be trimmed about twice a week or they get as unruly as an elderly college English professor's.

This AM I accidentally took a chunk out of one eyebrow. DOH! So anyway, having a dirty mind, it got me to thinking about pubes.

I personally, like how nowadays you often see a little triangular patch or landing strip preserved above an otherwise smooth pussy. I prefer it to completely hairless muff.

Speaking of which, we all know the trick to make your dick look bigger is to clear away the brush around the base. However, I think it looks weird when a dude removes all the hair. It looks better to leave some up top.

What do you guys think?

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