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| 07-19-18 08:27am - 2348 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Darius (0)
Suspended  Posts: 46 Registered: Aug 11, '16 |
... that pornography is illegal in China? And both Koreas. Ukraine, Belarus, Bulgaria, Cuba, Iceland, not to mention many, "religious" countries, And porn is semi-legal in Russia? India, Australia, Japan, UK, etc, etc, I can't figure out why. All I want to say is, USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! -D | |
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| 07-06-18 08:16am - 2361 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Suspended Posts: 46 Registered: Aug 11, '16 |
Anyone here like TV? Seinfeld and Frasier are two of my all-time favorite shows. I find them both to be incredibly well-written really, really funny, even though they're both quite different from one another. Anyone have any thoughts on which show they thought was better? GO -D | |
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| 06-27-18 08:12am - 2370 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Suspended Posts: 46 Registered: Aug 11, '16 |
Wondering if anyone else knows these two models? Mandy Muse and Maryjane Auryn Mandy Muse is a pro and Maryjane Auryn is an amateur performer. Both are sexy, but they both do this thing where they're kind of crazy or out of it during their shoots, which really turns me on. Anyone else have the hots for them? -D | |
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| 12-13-17 07:57am - 2566 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Suspended Posts: 46 Registered: Aug 11, '16 |
Hey, how many of you have been able to reconcile your porn hobby with religion? -D | |
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| 12-12-17 12:22pm - 2567 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Suspended Posts: 46 Registered: Aug 11, '16 |
WHO WAS THE BEST STAR TREK CAPTAIN? A QUESTION FOR ALL TIME ... For many a decade, nerds have pondered the relentlessly pressing question, who was da shizz when it came to commanding a starship. Most times, the only two characters even considered are Picard and TOS Kirk ( not JJ's Kirk played by *pbbt* Chris Pine). But I humbly submit that that the very basis of that comparision is flawed and should be extended to include all TV show Captains. Listed by date of first broadcast: KIRK (TOS) PICARD (TNG) SISKO (DS9) JANEWAY (VOY) ARCHER (ENT) LORCA (DISCO) Now obviously Lorca is at a disadvantage since we haven't even gotten a half a season out of him yet. So go ahead, I know there's some major Trek fans out there. List your vote for best Star Trek Captain and your reasons why. And for what it matters, the correct answer is: SISKO (DS9) Go! -D Edited on Dec 12, 2017, 12:34pm | |
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| 11-27-17 06:00am - 2582 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Darius (0)
Suspended Posts: 46 Registered: Aug 11, '16 |
Hey, anyone else read the news? Do you know what's been going on in the UK vis-a-vis porn? Not only has the UK already begun banning sites that feature "unconventional sex acts", stuff that wouldn't be certified for DVD sales in the UK. This includes female ejaculation, golden showers, sexual violence, and cartoon porn including Hentai. BUT, they want every adult site to get people to verify their age and the UK govt wants Pornhub, or more accurately it's parent company, MindGeek, to do it for them! It's all pretty crazy and will result in Pornhub being even bigger! Not to mention, increase in data collection, data breaches, credit card scams ('cause that's one of the main ways they can verify ages), and a whole lot more mess. Anarchy in the UK? Not even! Here's an interesting article to read. https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/9kqp4...re-not-going-to-like -D | |
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| 11-22-17 08:38am - 2587 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Darius (0)
Suspended Posts: 46 Registered: Aug 11, '16 |
Anybody ever check out the different rankings on Pornhub for pornstars? They do it for popularity, most viewed, etc. Anyways, pretty much first place is Riley Reid, a sexy little cum guzzling petite babe and in second place is Mia Khalifa the cute big-titted brown beauty. Who's hotter? I think it's Mia. And it's not just the TnA, it's the whole package. -D | |
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| 11-14-17 09:02am - 2595 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Suspended Posts: 46 Registered: Aug 11, '16 |
Any Star Trek fans in the crowd? Star Trek Discovery just had it's fall finale and was wondering if anyone likes the show. Also, on a related note, any Star Trek porn fans in the crowd? I'd love to see Deanna, Ezri, Janeway and 7 get it on. But alas that's not going to happen. There is a surprising amount of Star Trek porn on Pornhub though. Lots of aliens having sex though their genitals are never made up. Probably would cause an allergic reaction for the actors.... -D | |
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| 11-07-17 10:33am - 2602 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Darius (0)
Suspended Posts: 46 Registered: Aug 11, '16 |
Hey Dudes ... and possibly dudettes! I also wish to include all those who don't identify within the gender binary! DO YOU WATCH VR PORN? I was just wondering how many people have hopped on the VR band wagon thus far. I know I sure as F have. So, do you? And if you do, what sites do you like? What headsets do you prefer? If you don't, why not? Do you think it's fad? Or are you just a proud Luddite? LET ME KNOW!!! -D | |
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| 09-01-17 01:12pm - 2669 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Suspended Posts: 46 Registered: Aug 11, '16 |
SO ... Next week, HBO will present 8 episodes of a period drama entitled The Deuce. It tells the story of the legalization and ensuing rise of the porn industry in New York beginning in the 1970s. From the creator of The Wire, David Simon And staring some pretty big names like James Franco and Maggie Gyllenhaal. I'm stoked. Anyone else planning on watching this? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Deuce_(TV_series) -D | |
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| 08-21-17 07:19am - 2680 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Darius (0)
Suspended Posts: 46 Registered: Aug 11, '16 |
Hey gang ! I just got through listening to this amazing podcast about porn! More specifically, it's about the transformation of online as influenced by Pornhub back in 2007. It's really interesting and informative and I imagined would appeal to all of us here since it's about our favorite hobby. It's called, The Butterfly Effect, and it's by Ron Jonson. It's available for download through Audible and it's free if you have an Amazon account. And if you've already heard it, I'd love to know what you thought of it. I was especially impressed by Fabian Thylmann's (Pornhub founder) business acumen the episodes that covered the rise "Custom Porn". -D | |
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| 08-16-17 07:55am - 2685 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Darius (0)
Suspended Posts: 46 Registered: Aug 11, '16 |
Hey there guys, I was just wondering if any of my fellow porn enthusiasts here purchase videos, or know someone else who does, from pay sites and uploads it themselves to tube sites or file sharing systems. I hope that's not an inappropriate question to ask and I wonder if anyone would be hesitant to to answer honestly from fear of repercussions. I'm just curious who the up-loaders are? Are they from pay sites themselves or other organizations, or is mostly people who buy DVDs or memberships. Please feel free to share if you've got something interesting to say! -D | |
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| 06-01-17 07:03am - 2761 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Suspended Posts: 46 Registered: Aug 11, '16 |
FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS Developed by the world's leading scientists, I present to you Minimeyes. https://thenextweb.com/gear/2017/06/01/x...evice/#.tnw_VBxDOZrC Supported by xHamster, a leader in the smut industry, this device is a little box equipped with infrared technology that when pointed towards a door, will not only be able to detect when someone is about to open the door, but also mute all audio and simultaneously close all windows on your computer. What do you think? You gonna get one? I think it's great! I'm just not sure how you pronounce the damn thing... Mini me yes? Mini me eyes? Enjoy! -D | |
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| 05-08-17 10:08am - 2785 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Suspended Posts: 46 Registered: Aug 11, '16 |
So, it's been a long time since I've personally been affected by malware, spyware, adware, viruses and the like from surfing porn, but I wonder if it's still a major problem for other consumers? If you know of any specific ways to avoid such problems or better yet, if you know which specific sites and sources still begat such problems, please post below. Thanks!!! -D | |
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| 05-01-17 06:40am - 2792 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Darius (0)
Suspended Posts: 46 Registered: Aug 11, '16 |
A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. 'Do you want a bag?', the cashier asks 'No', the guy says, 'she's not that ugly' Q: How do you get a nun pregnant? A: Dress her up as an alter boy. Q: Did you hear about the guy who ran infront of the bus? A: He got tired Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist? A: By becoming a ventriloquist! Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. Q: What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection? A: A Quarter Pounder with Cheese. Q: How is a woman like a condom? A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick. -D Edited on May 01, 2017, 07:04am | |
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| 04-19-17 07:48am - 2804 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Darius (0)
Suspended Posts: 46 Registered: Aug 11, '16 |
Just in case you weren't aware, I'd like to inform the community that we now have a porn star in the White House! Yay! And by that I mean Trump. He had a short, clothed cameo, in a delightful little softcore flick produced by Playboy in 2000, entitled: Playboy Video Centerfold: Playmate 2000 Bernaola Twins. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0304554/?ref_=ttfc_fc_tt I don't know about you but I find it feels oddly validating to have someone of such ... questionable ... morality conquer the White House, bastion of boring prudential attitudes. And if that's a little too soft for your tastes, check out, Make America Gape Again (aka Hardcore Gangbang 4014  http://www.iafd.com/title.rme/title=hardcore+gangbang+40148/year=2016/hardcore-gangbang-40148.htm If that doesn't make you put on one of those stupid red caps, nothing will. -D | |
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| 04-10-17 06:20am - 2813 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Darius (0)
Suspended Posts: 46 Registered: Aug 11, '16 |
In case some of you numnuts weren't aware, there was a brief 15 year period from 1969-1984 when porn movies were shown alongside mainstream movies in theaters. Of course, these movies weren't actually porn like we got today, but rather actual movies of relative quality featuring lots of explicit fucking. And in case you were aware of it, then cool! What's your favorite? Mine's Debbie Does Dallas. Mostly because that's the only one I've ever seen full length but I hear others are good too! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077415/ - -D | |
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| 04-05-17 11:45am - 2818 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Darius (0)
Suspended Posts: 46 Registered: Aug 11, '16 |
Tough crowd... jeez. Okay, here we go again. i) A penguin takes his car to the shop, and the mechanic says he needs an hour to check it out. So the penguin goes across the street to the 7-Eleven to kill some time and get an ice cream. Since the penguin has no hands, the poor little guy gets the ice cream all over his beak. He returns to the mechanic and the guy tells him, "Looks like you blew a seal." "Oh no," says the penguin, "this is just a little ice cream." ii) Q: What's the difference between yo momma and a washing machine? A: When I drop a load in the washing machine, it doesn't follow me around for a week. iii) A man walks into a pub and asks for 12 shots of vodka. The barman says, "Wow, 12. Are you celebrating?" The man replies, "I've just experienced my first blow job." The barman says, "That's brilliant. Let me get you another one on the house." The man replies, "No, that's okay. If the twelfth one doesn't get the taste out of my mouth nothing will." iv) Just had a dangerous mole removed from the end of my penis. Definitely won't be shagging one of those again. v) My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex for my birthday. It's nice, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch." -D | |
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| 04-03-17 11:29am - 2820 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Darius (0)
Suspended Posts: 46 Registered: Aug 11, '16 |
Back by a slight demand.... i) A daughter asked her mother, "Mom, how do you spell 'scrotum'?" Her mom replied, "Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was on the tip of my tongue. ii) Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business and one of the hookers said, "Yep, it's gonna be a good night, I smell cock in the air." The other hooker looked at her and said, "No, no. I just burped". iii) 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you handsome, don't take it as a compliment! iv) Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals. v) Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy. Jack got a shock, with a mouth full of cock, to find out Jill's real name was Randy. -D | |
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| 03-30-17 11:58am - 2824 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Darius (0)
Suspended Posts: 46 Registered: Aug 11, '16 |
And without further ado... i) I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629." ii) "Babe is it in?" "Yea." "Does it hurt?" "Uh huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size." iii) A woman places an ad in the local newspaper. “Looking for a man with three qualifications: won’t beat me up, won’t run away from me, and is great in bed.” Two days later her doorbell rings. “Hi, I’m Tim. I have no arms so I won’t beat you, and no legs so I won't run away.” “What makes you think you are great in bed?” the woman retorts. Tim replies, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?” iv) There was an old couple laying in bed. The man turns and tells the woman, "If you want to have sex, pull on my dick once. If you don't want to have sex, pull on my dick one hundred times." v) Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months." -D | |
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| 02-27-17 06:40am - 2855 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Suspended Posts: 46 Registered: Aug 11, '16 |
1. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball. 2. What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We’re closed. 3. Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor. 4. What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year. 5. Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He only comes once a year. -D | |
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| 02-20-17 06:48am - 2862 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Darius (0)
Suspended Posts: 46 Registered: Aug 11, '16 |
WOULD YOU WANT TO SMELL YOUR FAVORITE PORNSTAR'S PUSSY? Of course you would. And the world's top scientists have put aside their cancer and aids research to ensure development of technology that can achieve this. It goes without saying the sex is a very intimate and sensual experience that goes beyond simply feeling, seeing and hearing... there are also smells and tastes to be considered. VR Porn and Teledildonics have contributed to providing heightened sensory input while watching porn, to make it seem more like the real thing. Now CamSoda is planning to release a wearable device (looks like a gas mask from WW1) that produces 6 distinct intimate aromas for the user: environment, aphrodisiacs, fragrances, body odor, panties and private parts. http://futureofsex.net/immersive-enterta...ti-sensory-frontier/ Next on the production line... pills that taste pussy and dick. What a time to be alive. -D | |
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| 02-09-17 12:46pm - 2873 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Suspended Posts: 46 Registered: Aug 11, '16 |
LABIAPLASTY - That's the subject of recent viral memes that's been making the rounds on social media and the interwebs. If you don't know what that is, it's exactly what it sounds like. Plastic surgery for the labia, or if you will, pussy lips. For the most part this operation involves the removal or reduction of large lips. The memes have actually had anti-labiaplasty message, pushing the idea that women shouldn't undergo the procedure/ Furthermore, the memes promote the general idea that natural vaginas are beautiful and empowering, you shouldn't let what other people think affect you yadda yadda yadda. You get the picture. I saw some examples of enlarged labia in the documentary, My Perfect Vagina, which is available online. They looked like cat ears, but bigger. I don't blame those girls for feeling self-conscious. if I was about to hook up with a girl and she had giant lips, I might be taken aback, stare, and at the very least make everything awkward if not become instantly repulsed. SJW's, Physicians, feminists, whoever, are blaming porn for promoting "Barbie" or "Designer" vaginas, but not including porn stars with huge pussy lips. What do you think about labiaplasty? Would you like to see them in porn? Do you know of any pornstars with big pussy lips? Or do you think that they are just not as objectively attractive as a one with little lips. Discuss. -D | |
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| 01-30-17 06:09am - 2883 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Suspended Posts: 46 Registered: Aug 11, '16 |
PORNOCRACY - That's the name of a new documentary released by former French porn star - Ovidie. She's ranked 912 on Pornhub, just saying. Get this, in her documentary she says that the rise of free tube sites, and she singles out Pornhub and others, has lead to the crappening of the industry. Not too hard to understand why, even if you only have the faintest understanding of how business models work. There's basically, for all intents and purposes, infinite porn for free on the internet. And so, this has led to a decline in sales and so too a decrease in the profitability of making videos and so in order to remain competitive, actors are performing increasingly hardcore scenes for less compensation. Same thing happened to the music industry with Napster like a million years ago. What did they do? Found new economic models. It's not going to be easy, but they're going to have to. I have no doubt that people will continue to buy porn, but if it's not marketed right, it just won't be what it use to be. https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/2728858/...or-less-say-critics/ Thoughts? -D Edited on Jan 30, 2017, 06:14am | |
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| 01-10-17 07:37am - 2903 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Darius (0)
Suspended Posts: 46 Registered: Aug 11, '16 |
Greetings & Salutations Masturbation Enthusiasts, Happy New Year, Less than a week ago, Pornhub released their Year-in-Review analysis of who used their website and how they used their website. Here's a link, http://www.pornhub.com/insights/2016-year-in-review It's got a a bunch of interesting facts like: Most searched for terms in over a dozen countries Time Spent Per Visit Traffic by Web Browser, Operating System, Average increases according to MLB World Series, Olympics, And the list goes on and on. It's an incredibly comprehensive list that's sure to shed a light on growing trends in the industry. I really enjoyed the stats the rise of VR and how Pornhub calculated which countries, age-groups, gender, time of day, search for it the most. Why don't you give it a look over and share anything that struck you as interesting. Cheers  -D | |
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| 12-15-16 07:55am - 2929 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Suspended Posts: 46 Registered: Aug 11, '16 |
Definitely a subset of porn, Sex Games are often pushed to the margins of our community, but with so many to choose from, someone's gotta be playing them. Some are simple, some are funny, some are crappy and some are really cool. The best news I've heard recently is that Sex Games are going to change with the integration of VR technology. So does anyone have any thoughts on Sex Games? Which is your favorite and which do you hate? Anything kind of game you'd like to be made? Share you thoughts on this thread guys. Here's a list of what I think are some pretty cool sex games you should check out: 1. Girlvania 2. 3DX Chat 3. Chat House 3D 4. Grand Fuck Auto 5. Sociolotron -D | |
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| 11-29-16 01:48pm - 2945 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Darius (0)
Suspended Posts: 46 Registered: Aug 11, '16 |
Hey I just wanted to create a thread for all those who are interested in what the future of porn holds in store, especially when considering all the different technological advancements that are being applied to it. So obviously VR has taken off in popularity, and some of the better headsets have accompanying controllers with built-in haptic technology. These can be used for watching porn or playing 3D sex games. There's also sex robots, which are not as widely available but popular in many people's imaginations. I can just imagine how expensive and potentially heavy a unit could be. But then again maybe you don't have to buy a whole robot, you could just buy the head, or another body part that you're especially fond of. There's sexbots, which are not sex robots, but sex chat bots. Connected to an A.I. interface that could interact and provide stimulating dialogue for even the most esoteric fetishes. I'm thinking of the A.I. in the great 2013 sci-fi flick, Her. Then finally there's teledildonics which are sex toys like vibrators, fleshlights and other appliances that have had smart technology integrated with them so that they can be controlled remotely. Anyone have anything good or bad to say about any of these? Or do you have any inventions or ideas of your own for the future of porn and tech? -D | |
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