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03-31-19  12:14pm - 2093 days Original Post - #1
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03-24-19  07:59pm - 2099 days Original Post - #1
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I had to call in a technician from my TV cable company not so long ago because one of my boxes was acting up. After he had finished I asked him:

“Look, maybe you can explain this to me. Every time I order a new channel through my remote control it only shows up on one of my TVs. What am I doing wrong?”

“I don't know why you don't get the newly acquired channel on all of your TVs,” he looked baffled and continued, “the only exception are our channels with adult contents!

Our subscribers like it this way because they don't want their children (looking at me, thinking: or grandchildren) to come across porn when they channel surf while visiting!”

“Ah, okay, that explains it, it was a porn channel I had ordered!”

The young man burst out, face lit up with the greatest joy I have ever seen in a human:

“Oh, thank God,” looking at my 82 year old, slightly worse for wear, features.

Then he blushed when he realized that he had inadvertently called me old and over the hill, through his outburst. I guess the thought of getting older and losing his libido must have weighed heavily on him.

Yep, youngsters, rejoice! There IS sex after seventy, even eighty! For many of us it is regrettably sex of the solitary kind, (wink, wink, nudge, nudge) but life ain't quite done with us yet!

Warmest greetings to all my old friends who are still around!

03-08-18  04:50pm - 2480 days Original Post - #1
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I see VR sets for quite a reasonable price at many of my favourite electronics stores.

A) Do they have a built in memory that would hold more than one scene?

B) How do you transfer a file you downloaded from the site to the VR (and back to the computer)? Is it done through a USB cable and port?

Stupid questions, I know but I know nothing about VRs and am a slow learner! I even tried "Second Life" and had to give up at the learning stage after wandering aimless around semi-deserted buildings.

A warm thanks in advance! Edited on Mar 08, 2018, 04:54pm

05-17-17  03:19pm - 2776 days Original Post - #1
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It is no secret that I am as old as Methuselah and my secret fear is that my daughters will find a stash of porn after I'm gone. In a moment of rational thinking I got rid of all my treasured porn (well over 4 Terrabytes) but still miss it.

The reason was the advent of Windows 10, an O/S that no longer tolerated True Crypt! Can you tell me which is the simplest encryption program available. I would start a mini collection all over again if I could safely partition and encrypt a small section of my hard drive, or an external drive.

Thanks,

m.

05-16-17  02:02pm - 2777 days Original Post - #1
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Enjoy your porn while you can, boys and girls because, believe me, there comes a time when you will moan, along with me: IT'S ALL THE SAME! I have seen this scene, this picture set over and over again. What I wouldn't give to see one original picture set or one original scene.

I subscribed to Playboy TV recently, unsubscribed shortly after, then to Penthouse TV .. drat .. every time I tune to the channel some gal is giving a bj. How many times can a person watch a blow job?

I realize there are only so many variations and positions when it comes to sex, but the producers of porn channels and porn sites seem stuck with a formula that surely must get boring to any long time user.

No time is spent on a story leading up to the sex (which might be a blessing given the lack of acting ability by most porn stars), no time spent when it comes to undressing .. that's MY beef. One moment the lady is dressed, the next moment she is nude, on her knees doing you know what!

Okay, so I am in my eighties now and testosterone levels tend to drop dramatically at my age. No wonder the repetitions leave me cold.

I shouldn't even be in here any more, for Pete's sake. I hear some of you muttering, so why don't you give it up you old fool.

Well, just before I move on (you know where) I would like to,just once, subscribe to a truly original site that you might have come across in your years of porn enjoyment!

Something that makes one sit up and yell enthusiastically: Well, I never .... !!! Do you know of a site like that?

11-03-16  02:50am - 2971 days Original Post - #1
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This is the first time in a long time that I looked in on what once was my internet second home and there are quite a few names I no longer see listed under originators or respondents of posts. The one I am concerned about the most is graymane, seeing that his health was fragile last time we corresponded. Has anyone heard from him? Thanks.

M.

05-09-16  06:50pm - 3148 days Original Post - #1
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... to the developers of "MyPorn!" I have been browsing and purchasing for the past three days and I am impressed.

The site looks elegant and uncluttered. Its best feature is the opportunity for a potential consumer to watch half a clip in beautiful HD. What an advance over the mediocre preview pages of many sites.

I am having a grand time checking out all the features, like the ability to vote for a clip, or the ability to choose favorite porn stars and/or sites and then to be informed every time a new clip is being added.

Not only that, but once you land on your favorite site, more clips are being offered underneath the one you chose to stream originally.

I am able to vote thumbs up or thumbs down on a clip, I can leave comments, I have all kinds of choices when sorting the contents of the site. The forums have potential.

Purchases are easy and the price is reasonable. Downloads have been blazing fast for me.

I am a happy camper. It is a great site now and will be even better when more pay sites are added to the mix.

The categories (tags) are still a bit skimpy but should expand along with more participating sites.

I would almost compare this to the music revolution brought about by the iPod. There is really no need for me to subscribe to individual sites if I can browse and purchase the offerings that appeal to me right at MyPorn.

I will probably end up paying more than I would by subscribing to individual sites but since I don't download indiscriminately but am very picky in what I choose, the extra few dollars a month will be worth it to me.

I am not the gushy type as a rule, but congratulations guys and girls, I think you might have yourself a winner on your hands!

Just curious, and there's no need to answer: How much of the purchase of a clip goes to the producer and how much goes to MyPorn?

I know that some things are confidential and I don't expect anyone to break that confidentiality just to satisfy an idle mind!

04-22-15  12:40am - 3532 days Original Post - #1
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Sorry about the flood. I kept getting the message that the connection to the site got lost. Please remove all but the first post, Khan!

04-22-15  12:36am - 3532 days Original Post - #1
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While browsing the updates in some of my favorite soft core / mid core sites I have noticed that many of the models are not as beautiful as in the old days (2007 - 2013?).

Did I get too jaded?

Is it the absence of Russian models?

Is it all in my mind?

04-20-15  09:38pm - 3533 days Original Post - #1
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For me it was always the unfocused, soft look in my lover's eyes after an orgasm.

After all these years it will be a sight I'll never forget. Or holding close her taut, beloved body. Ah, youth, where did you go?

No need to reply, just having a look back with a sigh! Carpe Diem!

04-11-15  03:18pm - 3543 days Original Post - #1
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Twice during the past week I've had complete unknowns ask to talk to me on Skype. Only my brother knows my address, so how did sweet.barbie and boy.toy (not their real handles but close) get a hold of it? Spam on Skype is deplorable. I wonder who on their staff sold them out?

03-11-15  02:10pm - 3574 days Original Post - #1
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Don't think you've been forgotten, my esteemed forum buddies. Things have not been exactly ideal for us (mostly for my wife!) Between doctor's appointments, tests like MRIs, bone scans, ultrasounds, blood work ... aargh .. there hasn't been a week that we haven't been going from one place to the other, without any positive results so far.

I'm not going to bother your eyes with a count of all the things that are wrong at the moment, just saying that it leaves little time to even think about porn. I have looked in occasionally but was even to tired (disheartened) to start a thread or to respond. Just let me say that you've been sorely missing from my daily routine because this has been my home away from home, as far as forums go, for years.

So, Cap'n, did you find our site yet? Has the pendulum swung back? I have a mitt-full of money just waiting to be spent on soft-/midcore sites where women go from fully clothed, to erotic lingerie, to fully nude!! So, all right, you didn't need me to spell it out again .. just trying to refresh memories!

As an aside, learned while reading Kindle erotic romances in waiting rooms:

1) Women like tall and dark Alphas, (6-6'2")
2) Women like abs and pecs and six packs,(no not beer),
3) Women go by scent much more than men do,
4) Women love erotic, silky lingerie, (hooray!)
5) Women adore cunnilingus ...

so if you're lacking in any of those departments, get on with it. Too late for me, though!

Greetings to all,

m.

01-28-14  11:09am - 3981 days Original Post - #1
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I got myself a new gmail address a few weeks ago because I was being overwhelmed with spam at my old one. Everything went well, not a single spam email in almost two weeks, pure bliss, then I subscribed to my first site under the new address and found myself with 25 spam emails the very next day. I know which site I subscribed to (quite a popular and highly rated one) but don't want to leave myself open to any potential legal problems because it could have been the Payment Processor as well. I guess the only way to live without spam is to NOT subscribe to anything!! Arrrgh!!!

01-17-14  01:24pm - 3992 days Original Post - #1
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... but I find that most models in my formerly favorite softcore sites (Anilos, All Over 30, ATK Aunt Judy, ATK Natural & Hairy)are not as beautiful as they used to be? Am I jaded, a natural born whiner, or is there something to my observation?

01-16-14  01:44pm - 3993 days Original Post - #1
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I just bought a new computer with Windows 8 as the operating system and am being swamped by pop ups even though Firefox is configured to stop all of them. Anyone have similar problems and how did you get rid of them?

01-16-14  01:11pm - 3993 days Original Post - #1
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... in a solo model from relative innocence to prostitute. I know that there are many people who like to see their model get progressively bolder and "harder" but, for me, it is a real turn off to see a favorite going from showing a bit of pink to a blow job. The latest one is Sally T. (All Over 30)

I honestly can no longer enjoy her previous sets knowing that she ends up doing hardcore. There goes the illusion of an amateur housewife doing something shocking on a temporary basis. Now she is a paid pro.

Don't mind me and don't bother answering .. I know I've voiced this complaint before but SALLY T??? It was bad enough to see Annabelle Brady turn pro.

12-13-13  11:54pm - 4026 days Original Post - #1
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As you know, I've gone back to reading books big time. At least four different American authors tend to write something like this: "she spent over an hour waiting on her husband to show up!" I have never heard of anyone waiting ON someone unless it was a waiter/waitress? Is this common usage in the U.S. of A.? Thanks!

12-06-13  11:23am - 4034 days Original Post - #1
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My undisputed hero of the past century! R.I.P.

12-05-13  03:08pm - 4034 days Original Post - #1
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Have you ever come across any evidence in picture sets or videos that the female was truly aroused?

I have ever only come across it in "In The Crack" and in no other place and there it was too gynecological to be erotic. Oh, yes, there were a couple of pictures showing arousal in one of the ATK sites, come to think of it, but that's about it.

There's plenty of evidence of artificial lubrication but very little of the natural kind. Do models ever get turned on by what they are doing, I wonder, or is it all for the money, with sexuality put on the back burner?

Just wasting some time on a Thursday afternoon!

09-22-13  11:45am - 4109 days Original Post - #1
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... it's been good to know you. I think the time to quit has come. Over the past four - five months I've had less and less desire to look at porn and the straw that finally broke the camel's back was a very recent subscription to one of my favorite sites where I downloaded tons of videos in order to get caught up, but when I started to watch them on TV, I could only think that I was wasting my time; time that could have been spent reading a book.

I don't blame anything but my age and am glad that, as a huge compensation, I rediscovered my love of reading! Mine would have been a pretty empty life otherwise because I had also mostly given up on TV, except for a handful of shows.

As I have let you know, through some of my posts, I am pretty well house-bound, so the loss of libido could have been catastrophic and I mourned it for a long time until .. see rediscovered love of reading.

I have stuck with this forum and the polls because I have been reluctant to give up the cyber friends I have made over the years but feel that in a porn forum I now have nothing to contribute since the subjects that interest(ed) me are very rarely mentioned.

To all my good cyber friends: I wish you all the best and shall miss you greatly because you have been part of my daily life for so long.

To Rick, my enthusiastic thanks for creating this site, especially this forum, and I am sure your plans for the future will be highly successful.

To Khan, thanks for always being there for us and especially for your help in keeping this forum as civilized as it is. This is no small feat. I have been a member of news groups and forums for 21 years and always moved on because of testosterone laden males who made it their life's goal to try to out-insult (flame) each other.

So, a fond thanks PU participants and Khan for showing more class than is often found in non-porn oriented groups. I am leaving with fond memories this time. Three cheers for PU and all this site has meant to me over the years!


09-14-13  10:39am - 4117 days Original Post - #1
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With that I mean picture sites that were mostly solo originally but have gradually given in to demands to add more hardcore material like b/g or g/g.

Here is my problem: I looked at all the solo girls as "models," maybe they were exhibitionists at heart, maybe they did it as a one time thing to help them get through college. Maybe they were mature women who decided "Man, I am bored with being a vanilla person .. I want to do something different, shocking, for a change" ... well, you know what I mean.

Who knows the reason why a girl/woman ends up doing a photo set or two? In any case, bottom line: they were basically daring and teasing amateurs in my eyes.

Now this same "amateur" model does a b/g set and all of a sudden this bold girl/woman next door reveals herself to be nothing but a sex worker. And her value diminishes dramatically in my eyes because it brings home an inescapable (but mostly denied by me) fact: that she is prostituting herself for some cash.

I am not knocking prostitutes, I have downloaded their scenes at VideoBox and Videosz, but to see my lovely solo models clearly revealing what they really are all about, that is a huge disappointment ... and that is why I hate b/g material creeping into formerly straight solo sites. And wish that those who like hardcore would stop clamoring for b/g and simply stick to the thousands of sites that already give them what they want.

End of rant,

m.

08-15-13  11:06pm - 4146 days Original Post - #1
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I was waiting with bated breath for my dream offer for months. Finally it arrived by email about a month ago: Nubiles and Anilos, two for the price of one! And found to my shock that I no longer cared. Anyone else feel that their tastes all of a sudden belong to yesterday. Whatever happened to erotic lingerie and women slowly stripping. It's all become so clinical and boring.

07-09-13  11:02am - 4184 days Original Post - #1
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I have learned that a vagina is a woman's "center" or "heat," that her labia are "folds" and that during an orgasm she "shatters in(to) a million pieces! And now you know!

06-29-13  11:25am - 4194 days Original Post - #1
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Is there such a thing? I have deleted so much porn that I now have an empty external Hard Drive and would like to use it to collect ordinary, main stream movies to view them on my TV.

I am talking pay sites, not torrents. I am not interested in pirated movies, just in a pay site that has a good selection of movies that can be downloaded for keeps. I am not interested in renting, so sites like Netflix or Amazon are out.

06-04-13  10:20am - 4219 days Original Post - #1
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Frankly, I don't like the new lay-out! Something is missing. To go straight to the latest user review seems wrong .. but then, as you get older, you don't very much like change!

Could we put the poll back on top with some sort of filler on the right hand of the page now that the raffle is gone. Maybe recommendations of new and exciting sites the TBP reviewers are running across? Or announcements of new discounts? Just a thought!

05-23-13  12:17pm - 4231 days Original Post - #1
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... I don't mind hardcore if I watch a scene I downloaded from VideoBox or 21Sextreme or Kink.com, for example, yet hate it with a passion when I find it in sites like Anilos, All Over 30, ATK etc.

Anytime I subscribe to one of the latter sites I rate hardcore content very, very low .. actually you couldn't get any lower .. because it bothers me to find it there. Yet in places that are pure hardcore I do no such judging.

I sometimes think that because the sites I mentioned are mostly solo I tend to think of the models as being mine and the presence of another male disturbs me. There's also the fact that I tend to think of the models as being a grade above the hardcore performers and their doing a hardcore scene just shouts I'm no different. And there go my illusions!

As usual no reply required unless you want to. Just have some time on my hands to ramble a bit.

05-21-13  02:31pm - 4233 days Original Post - #1
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... but I am turning into a sissy and need a testosterone shot in a hurry! Proof?

1) I get teary eyed with gratitude and love every time I look at my beautiful wife or contemplate my loving family.

2) I am starting to like chick flicks! Forget about Bruce and Arnold and Vin ... give me Tom and Meg and "Sleepless in Seattle" any time.

3) I download Romance books from Kindle. No, not the Harlequin type .. they've got to have some action to them .. but still? Romance?

4) I long for sexy videos with a bit more tenderness in them, rather than the mindless rutting one normally gets. More foreplay, more afterglow.

Actually, forget about the testosterone shot .. I sorta like the way I feel in my dotage.

Just wanting to share some of the benefits that come with old age to many of us.

Of course some of you youngsters will see the above as something negative, that's why the title of this post ... but for me it's nice not to have to be macho any more.

04-11-13  02:27pm - 4273 days Original Post - #1
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This is not addressed to those for whom panties are a fetish, iow. those who get a kick from a Sears catalogue, but to those who like to see pretty women wear them before they get fully naked. In other words, people like me!

Here is my observation (and bafflement as to why this should be so):

In the overwhelming majority of picture sets that feature a strip sequence there is hardly one picture that will depict a woman standing up, in a frontal shot, with panties still fully up.

Picture lovers, take a look at the sets you saved. Am I right?

The model will stand slightly bent forward so that most of her belly will cover her panties until only a small triangle is showing, or she will lean to the right or left hiding most of her undergarment. Or in most cases she will show the panties, but this time from the rear, fingers hooked into the waistband, with panties already more than halfway down.

There is a third method I really despise and that is when she takes the panties down at the same time as her jeans or slacks. This may be a nice, quick, convenient way in real life of getting undressed in a hurry ... but in a picture set that's supposed to be erotic?

There's never an effort to hide anything else .. is there something especially shameful about exposing your panties to the full? Why are most photographers so reluctant to leave in one or two frontal shots, preferably shot while kneeling?

SeanR comes closest but with him it is mostly crotch shots and while I love those it is not what I crave to see most: a couple of pictures per set that are full frontal, standing, with panties (hopefully sexy) still up around the hips.

02-17-13  01:57pm - 4326 days Original Post - #1
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Times have changed quite a bit, and grammatical errors (in my day) have now become quite commonplace and accepted. It is not my intention to play grammar or spelling police, I always found this a bit elitist.

I am also aware that, most likely, I make quite a few mistakes myself, but one thing has me baffled and I am not sure if I have been using it incorrectly all my life or if things have changed on me.

And that is the use of the word *off* in certain contexts! I have always used it as in, get off me, while many, if not most, will say get *off of* me.

Here is the latest example from a reputable site with reputable journalists:

"the International Olympic Committee had voted wrestling, the sport in which he won his gold medal at the 2008 Olympics, *off of* the 2020 Olympic program."

It sounds so wrong to me but could *I* have been wrong for the past fifty-six years? I won't get upset if you say *yes*! I simply need to know and I don't feel like going to Google.

02-11-13  02:21pm - 4332 days Original Post - #1
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I really think that this is IT! No matter what I look at leaves me bored, be it photo sets or videos .. I have seen it all over and over, with the only niche that would really interest me being totally absent from the porn world.

I blame part of this indifference on getting jaded and desensitized, but after having gone through a dry spell for over a month without experiencing the slightest interest in downloading anything from most sites I subscribe to, and worse yet getting no particular kick from my treasured porn stash either, I really think that age has finally caught up with me.

Strangely enough written erotica still manages to do its job because my imagination provides what visual porn producers cannot, so all is not dead yet, but since it appears unlikely at this time that I will subscribe to any more sites through PU (unless a miracle should happen) I shall de-list myself shortly.

I consider this to be only right and fair since there is always a chance that I might accumulate enough tickets to win a raffle through a comment or two, and I would feel too badly about a win if I weren't able to reciprocate somehow.

It has been a real privilege and pleasure to know all of you and I thank you for the many entertaining hours you provided me within this Forum, with a special thanks to Khan for always being there for us.

May you continue to have great fun being collectors of the fine arts!

I know this sounds a bit over the top but you have truly been my only daily company beside my wife so I cannot overstate how much I shall miss the participants of this Forum, so my warmest goodbye to all of you and I shall miss you. For a bunch of pervs you're great!

m.

01-18-13  01:16pm - 4356 days Original Post - #1
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... meant to be spent on porn, I have a terrible time getting rid of it. Just can't find a site that would make me sit up and take notice anymore. Blame ennui, over-saturation, desensitization, old age, plus the fact that many of my old favorites have changed and not for the better .. fact is they all start to look the same to me.

Which should not come as a great surprise because there are only so many ways you can present sex without people getting tired of it eventually. I am talking about mature people, of course, youngsters don't get tired of watching sex, ever.

Now, for once, this post is NOT about mature women doing a slow strip but a plea: I need a shock to my system so I am asking this forum, did any site affect you lately to the extent where you said: Wow, this IS different and were instantly aroused? Any site, any niche, from softcore to extreme. I would really like to give it a go. Edited on Jan 18, 2013, 01:40pm

01-18-13  12:48pm - 4356 days Original Post - #1
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This is really weird. I received two emails today under my messmer throw-away gmail address which listed me, under my real name, as the sender of the mail. In the body of the email were links to 21Sextreme, a site I had subscribed to in the past.

This might be an attempt by 21Sextreme to get me to re-subscribe but why list the real me as the author?

What is really disturbing is that I get huge amounts of spam daily under my messmer gmail address (only used for porn,) with many of them addressing me by my real first name and even by my real whole name. There must be a lot of porn sites that are after a bit of extra income because only they and places like Epoch or CCBill would ever know about the real deal behind my "handle!" I guess all their protestations of guarding your privacy are just so much hot air.

12-31-12  01:56pm - 4374 days Original Post - #1
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For two days in a row there were hours I could not connect to this site because a site upgrade was in progress, according to the message. Just curious, are you making minor, barely noticeable upgrades or is there a major one in the works, Khan?

12-14-12  12:37pm - 4391 days Original Post - #1
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As a parent and grandparent I am grief stricken over the death of so many children, as well as adults, in an elementary school in Connecticut. When will America come to its senses and exercise more control over weapons that have only one purpose (forget about target practice) and that is to kill people.

The argument is forever being made that it is not guns that kill people, that it is people that kill people. But ten mass shootings in the U.S. in one year should make every American, no matter how conservative, sit up and say something has to be done no matter what the political cost!

I know that mass murder can happen in other countries as well but the horrifying scale of it in the U.S. should not be acceptable to such an otherwise civilized country.

Sorry for bringing controversy into this forum but today iI am not only grieving, I am enraged that this could happen to little, trusting kids .. and influence negatively the lives of the surviving kids as well.

I still bear the scars of WWII. I know what violence can do to a child's psyche. Please, start talking about stricter controls of your murderous weapons my American friends and forget about your 2nd Amendment rights for a change for the sake of the greater good.

12-07-12  01:19pm - 4398 days Original Post - #1
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With apologies to Robert A. Heinlein for stealing his book's title:

This is how I feel when moving in the wonderful world of Porno. I love porn, I buy porn, I collect porn ... yet the only place in this raw and uncensored world where I don't feel unclean is right here.

I have never met a more civilized, courteous bunch of people than in Porn Users .. and it's not the first time I say this .. I love your company, consider many of you to be "friends" in the detached, on-line sense, yet the moment I go to a site (other than softcore) I find myself in the company of foul-mouthed snooks that make me cringe, especially when in reference to the "actresses."

VideoBox (as one) in their description of videos, consistently refers to them as sluts, whores, bitches. Users in their comments are not one bit shy about using similar expressions and I feel, not for the first time, that I am slumming and moving in circles I don't belong to. Are we an elite here? Am I a snob for saying this?

I guess what it boils down to is that I love women, even the ones in the sex trade, too much to belittle and degrade them by calling them names and am looking forward to the day when I can return to softcore sites that feature mature women in enticing lingerie ... you knew that would come, didn't you? Edited on Dec 07, 2012, 01:46pm

11-21-12  03:11pm - 4413 days Original Post - #1
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I am ecstatic in connection with my new TV and the fact that I can play 1080p mp.4 movies with crystal clarity through a USB port. I have noticed though, to my regret, that some sites' videos will not play.

Can they embed something in the file that will stop it from playing on a TV but, more importantly, why would they do that? Couldn't that mean increased business for anyone who features high-grade HD videos in their archives? Some folks like their Porn 42" BIG!

This is one of the reasons why I just re-subscribed to Bangbros. yesterday, even though most of their content leaves me cold. They advertised 1080p HD updates in their tour and I thought I'd grab some videos containing models in attractive lingerie.

Trouble is I am still trying to find a 1080p download. All I get is 720p. Drat, I wish there were a present subscriber among us who could guide me to the 1080p downloads!! I threw out a comment to that effect yesterday but nobody even nibbled on that one.

But to get back to the original question. If DRM is gone, then what is stopping some sites' HD mp.4 videos from playing on my TV while most sites are doing just fine?

11-13-12  02:30pm - 4422 days Original Post - #1
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I've reviewed a few sites that belonged to a network myself but always wondered how to rate them.

Should not the whole be rated and some of the pluses and minuses of its various sites be mentioned in one main review for the whole network, rather than doing reviews and rate each site within that network as if it stood by itself?

E.g. If I went to many of the sites at 21Sextreme and reviewed them individually then their score would suffer severely because they have been dormant since 2009 (just an example) and the quality is not so hot.

But if I were to review the whole network my score would improve because the sum of the network is fine and I see those sites as an extra bonus.

Another thing, how do you give a fair rating to a bonus site that is not part of a network?

There was a review today (super.skinny.girl) that scored one of these sites extremely low, without taking into consideration that it was only a small part of a larger site,
"Young.Legal.Porn."

If one looked at that site first and reviewed it would one not add an extra point or two on the strength of that "bonus" they provide, even though the content is limited?

BTW, the review was fine I am simply questioning the scoring and review of "bonus" sites?

What do you say, Khan?

11-12-12  12:37pm - 4423 days Original Post - #1
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I would dearly love to know how the various picture sites are doing when it comes to their user base. I subscribed to three different sites this past month and was grievously disappointed in all of them. What a difference in emphasis in only five short years!

Are there really that many people who prefer to get right to the point (complete nudity) within the first ten pictures, that the sites would publish one picture set after the other that is so incredibly boring to me. I would really like some input from picture lovers on this! What makes you like these sets? Okay, I understand that you like certain models, but they are only a drop in a bucket when it comes to daily updates. So what is it that makes a hundred pictures of complete nudity so interesting to you that you would either give a set high marks or download it?

Am I so tiny a minority that the webmasters (except for AJ's who promised more models of the housewife type who dress according to their age and not like teenies) can completely ignore my complaints and go on in the same monotonous way, day after day?

However I suspect that only a look at their user base would give me the truth (has it gone up or down?) so ignore, just my usual and very repetitive baying at the moon!

Howl!

11-07-12  09:44am - 4428 days Original Post - #1
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This is another one of the arguments/polls we've had in the past, but for convenience's (laziness') sake: will it hurt my WIFI modem if I leave it on around the clock? Thanks.

11-06-12  12:24pm - 4429 days Original Post - #1
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I just got a new TV with wifi and am able to subscribe to Netflix and some Yahoo services but cannot figure out how to create a connection to VideoBox. They have instructions re. Roku boxes but don't mention anything about the new TVs that have Internet capacity built in. Does anyone here look at VB material on their TVs without a special box or game system? And how do you do that?

10-28-12  03:17pm - 4438 days Original Post - #1
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Why would lesbians put on strap-ons if this makes them look like something (or someone) they don't want anything to do with?

Why would a lesbian suck on a life-like rubber penis? Again, have they not turned their backs on the male gender, so why would they?

Why would a transsexual "girl" do an anal on a man? Does this not completely contradict what "she" professes to be.

Why would a woman find it arousing if a man uses the groove between her breasts as another thing to "make love to?" (I'm such a prude .. the other word would have been more accurate! Just blame my age for that!)

Why would a woman moan in ecstasy while rubbing her upper arms? (mostly seen in Eastern European models)

Why would a man or woman keep spitting on a vagina or anus if a bit of lubrication beforehand would do the trick much better and would look much more aesthetically appealing at the same time?

I have another dozen "why"s but that would be more in connection with my natural likes and dislikes .. and the answer to those would be: "Everyone's different, get used to it!"

But the ones I mentioned truly have me baffled!

Why????

10-24-12  03:06pm - 4442 days Original Post - #1
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I am tempted to subscribe to a good Japanese site for a change but wouldn't be too happy with the censorship that is found in most sites. If you have ever been a member of a Japanese site which one would you recommend? The less pixels obscuring certain parts, the better.

I tried to do some research because we have talked about this before but it got too confusing because there was so much material concerning JAV sites that my head is still swimming.

Please, tell me which is the best (hopefully least censored) site, in your opinion!

09-26-12  06:59pm - 4469 days Original Post - #1
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... starting tomorrow according to a C|Net article. It will search Porn only in the xxx domain. I know most of us hated the idea of a xxx ghetto so I am posting this with mixed feelings. Only time will tell if this is something good or bad.

I gather it is going to be called SearchXXX!

http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-575210...j=news&tag=title

09-24-12  01:00pm - 4472 days Original Post - #1
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If I downloaded one of my videos into a flash drive and plugged it into the USB port of my flatscreen TV would any of the current formats (mp4, wmv, avi, mpg) play on it? Thanks.

09-23-12  07:41pm - 4472 days Original Post - #1
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... or are you reluctant, just like me, to move away from your old sites even if they have deteriorated in your eyes? It seems I am stuck with a handful that I rotate and revisit about twice - three times a year.

Bad experience with trying the "new" may have something to do with it but, in my case, there appears to be an emotional attachment to the sites I started with. And a wistful hope that in the meantime they have gone back to their old way of doing things, with today's quality, of course.

I was reminded of this when I got the assessment of one of my latest reviews back from the staff:

"Thanks for the re-re-re-review of this site!"

I had forgotten how many I had written over the years for this site and the remark not only made my day but made me realize what a creature of habit I was when it comes to Porn.

Here are the regulars, with a few exceptions (not mentioned) thrown in now and then:

Vintage Flash
All Over 30
ATK Natural and Hairy
We Are Hairy
Anilos
21Sextreme
VideoBox
Videosz
White Ghetto

and, of course, despite my recent bad reviews:

good, old Aunt Judys!

09-17-12  08:00pm - 4478 days Original Post - #1
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Usually trustworthy sources have been quietly whispering behind the scenes that Graymane and HeatherMctripleX have eloped. Their prolonged absence from this forum lends credence to this rumor.

P.S. Just kidding, both of you are missed by me!

09-02-12  02:01pm - 4494 days Original Post - #1
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There is a rather paranoid poster at ATK Aunt Judys who lives in Europe and refers grimly, with the voice of disgust and doom, to the dangers of "Satellite Porn."

It is his contention that its misogynistic and brutal contents might lead to the banning of all porn in Europe .. where the sentiment for banning appears to run quite high, so far as he is concerned. I asked him politely what is "Satellite Porn" and got the "polite" answer:

"What cell do you live in?" (Thank God for the members of PU)

I still don't know what he is talking about, he praises ATK for being woman-friendly, and condemns Satellite Porn for being too viciously woman-hating and hardcore.

Here in Canada we have cable TV where one can subscribe to some porn channels (a la Videobox), one also gets some Vivid or Wicked late night movies that have been toned down for couples. The same thing can be said for those who watch TV via Satellite.

So my British and other European friends, what the heck does this guy mean when he refers to the perversions of Satellite Porn? Is this material we don't get over here in Canada or the U.S.?

Please answer, because I don't ever want to be accused again of being confined to a cell!

08-20-12  10:56am - 4507 days Original Post - #1
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As of today, for the first time since 2007, I am not subscribed to a single porn site and it feels weird not to be going somewhere to check the latest updates.

How did this sad state of affairs come about?

I am too fussy, that's how! That's my whole problem.

I no longer collect any videos that are less than 720p .. so goodbye Videobox and others like it because with only one HD video update a day (which is usually not to my taste) they no longer satisfy my rather narrow requirements.

I no longer collect most picture sets because the formula has been reduced to cute little girls taking off cute little girlish outfits within seconds, to leave you with a sequence of repetitious nude studies.

The sites containing mature women feature them in top, jean skirt or jeans, with most going without bra or panties, reducing THAT set to a sequence of repetitious nude studies as well.

The way it's been going is like this: I sign up with a site, find an abundance of stuff that appeals to me during the first two days because I haven't been there for a year or so, gush over it, then get caught up and look at mostly boring updates for the next three and a half weeks.

Right now I am desperately browsing for a mature site (again) that features women who dress, to start out with, like ordinary women. In other words, they not only wear outerwear but also underwear and all that in HD or crystal clear high resolution sets.

I found one site among thousands that came close but I just finished with a subscription to them and will have to wait a while before I resubscribe.

I am sure that there must be dozens of sites that would be suitable, what I need is someone who will point me to a quality MATURE site. It can be softcore, hardcore, solo .. yes I am getting less demanding, but it has to be quality and mostly HD and contain fully dressed women to start with.

The most obvious ones: AO30, Anilos, Karups Older Women are out for now because I have to wait a little while longer before enough material that suits me accumulates. Right now they all seem to be going through a basic "four items of clothing without sexy lingerie" phase.

Sad experience has shown me that by searching "mature" I will usually be pointed in the direction of some cheap Russian site that stopped updating two years ago.

Sad experience has also shown me that I won't get many replies to this request because, as I wrote, my taste is too narrow. Edited on Aug 20, 2012, 11:02am

08-11-12  01:58pm - 4516 days Original Post - #1
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Some sites have introduced live cam shows for their members. On the surface that's a pretty neat idea but it doesn't work for me.

I don't know how I managed to stay a prude all these years but I really get offended at the coarse requests made of the model of the day. It's live and I just squirm while anticipating her reaction. I must say, most of the time she will be a pro and not react adversely, but it sure makes me squirm inside.

So one part of me wants to stay and watch a favorite model do her thing but the prudish part of me turns the show off after a couple of minutes. Are YOU ever offended by some of the comments or requests other viewers make, or do you say, big deal, that's part of the porn world .. put up with it or move on?

Just curious.

07-25-12  03:53pm - 4532 days Original Post - #1
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That's how it all started, with Mad About You, way back in 1992. With Helen Hunt going to bed in a long cotton shirt, Paul Reiser in boxers and t-shirt!

Before that, women at least had the decency to want to look enticing to their men by putting on something silky, dab a bit of perfume behind their ear, give little signals etc. .. but along came that accursed show with cotton and little printed hearts and bears and bunnies, and things haven't been the same since!

No wonder it is basically one child per family now! Oh, for the good old days! Give me back my sixties, seventies and eighties!
Naw, I knew you wouldn't understand! Edited on Jul 25, 2012, 06:09pm

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