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| 07-18-10 04:23pm - 5271 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Last night I watched a show on TV that featured lingerie as its theme and the hostess talked about its importance in some cultures. Germany and the U.S., for instance, rated pretty low on the list with most women spending only a tiny percentage of their income on lingerie and they were more interested in everyday comfortable "underwear." French women on the other hand adored lingerie because it made them feel more beautiful and also enhanced their sex lives with their partners. In their eyes all men adore lingerie (not Wal-Mart underwear) so it was a win-win situation ... which brought me to the obvious question: anyone know of any FRENCH porn sites?  P.S. Interestingly enough, according to the hostess, French women hate thongs because the allure is in the hiding (in a sexy way) not in the revealing. Boy, I love those French! | |
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| 06-30-10 09:32am - 5289 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
... Evan Stone, Lee Stone, ? Janeiro, Dirty Harry, Ron Jeremy .. that's it for a start! | |
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| 06-27-10 02:27pm - 5292 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
How do you think a site would do if they switched to a one month non-recurring option as their default? Not at an increased price but at the same price as before. No more worries about canceling, or where to find that cancel button, or over getting an acknowledgment that your account did get canceled, no more worries about forgetting the deadline. Just one choice: one month, non-recurring. Period! Do you think that might attract more subscribers? Looking at a recent poll of ours, I think this idea might be quite attractive to many of us because most, if I interpret the answers correctly, like to subscribe for one month and then come back periodically to harvest the in-between updates that appeal to them rather than keep subscribing from month to month to month. | |
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| 06-25-10 03:10pm - 5294 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Seems as if the "xxx" extension for Porn sites has been approved. CNN says it's a big day for the Porn industry: http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/web/06/25/x...tml?eref=igoogle_cnn but I have grave misgivings about it and hope that most sites will opt out. How simple it would be for Government to give this directive to an ISP: In order to minimize the corruption of our children and moral values do no longer allow access to any site that has a xxx as a domain name. CNN, too, mentions that this could be a real danger if all Porn sites decided to adopt the new domain name. | |
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| 06-21-10 01:00pm - 5298 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
When reading some of the reviews I get the impression that many of our members dislike hearing music in a video. As a matter of fact, some even list it as a negative. I agree that it can be annoying when it comes to a hot scene where you want to hear every moan and grunt, but it seems that sites have taken our complaints too seriously and have applied a cone of silence to all of their videos. I looked at three separate solo videos downloaded from 21Sextury yesterday where models slowly undressed as they did their swaying moves, not quite dancing but close, and music would have really enhanced those scenes. Instead they were giving off those fake moans and heavy breathing before they even touched themselves, not exactly a turn on. There's also the fact that in too many of the solo scenes you can hear the photographer's equipment as he adjusts it etc. etc. It would be nice to see those noises covered up through some low background music. Rant over!  | |
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| 05-22-10 10:35am - 5328 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
I guess in these economically turbulent days it is not the smartest of moves to subscribe to a site on a yearly basis. One of my Favorite DVD sites, American Vice, just went out of business and here I had eight months to go on my membership.  Quite frankly, I did see it coming and won't miss the site for what it became in recent days. At one time it was cutting edge, updating with niche material that no one else carried but lately it had become too main stream and with between one and two listless updates a day there was no way it could keep up with the big boys and their five daily updates. I wonder how many more porn sites will bite the dust in the months to come? Makes you nervous about long-term memberships, doesn't it? | |
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| 05-19-10 04:22pm - 5331 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
.. to my old friends who think they know my taste. I thought I knew my taste but find to my delight that I really like Reality Kings and will most likely keep subscribing to the site. The quality of their recent movies is outstanding in mpeg4. One question is the quality of the Bangbros. movies comparable to that of RK? If so, I won't bother with DVD sites any longer. | |
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| 05-14-10 05:07pm - 5336 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
.. if there are others like me. I have about 2 TB of Porn on three external drives and must admit with great embarrassment that I have watched less than a third of the material. I will have a long job of weeding out the more mediocre (in retrospect) or outdated files ahead of me. I was reminded of this by the statement our friend artnoir made in his review of Nubiles today when he wrote: "Lots of new models and it looked promising. Had a night of downloading and came to the conclusion that it was more exciting to download than to watch." (Copyright artnoir) I sometimes think that most of the fun is in chasing down new material and then downloading it rather than in the actual watching of it because bottom line is there are really only so many ways to do Porn. Does anyone else prefer the hunt to the actual kill, I wonder? I know I've seen this mentioned some time ago but can't remember the thread. | |
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| 05-02-10 07:52pm - 5348 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
I can't believe how people can change so much in the space of a year or two. Is it drugs or the life style in general? I watched the AVN Awards last night on cable and one of my sweeties Faye Reagan (Valentine) looked like an anorexic scarecrow. Whatever happened to that lovely, freckled, red haired heart breaker? Then I watched another clip of a redhead (Audrey Hollander) where she seemed bloated almost beyond recognition. The scene wasn't dated so I hope it was just temporary illness on her part sometimes in her past and that she's back to normal now. Getting back to the AVN Awards, I did discover one new stunning porn star: Tori Black. Wow, what a beauty. She may be familiar to you but don't forget I haven't been looking at videos all that long because at one time I was mostly a pictures guy. Still would be if I could find my favorite ... aw, never mind! | |
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| 04-30-10 02:50pm - 5350 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
I haven't seen one of those for a long time, ever since Windows xp was introduced. With Windows 7 the OS is even more reliable, at least it is supposed to be, but twice during the past week the blue screen of death showed up and my computer shut itself down. Both times I was doing surfing and downloading through Firefox. I noticed that after Windows started up again that there had been a huge memory dump??? Does that mean that Firefox is using too much memory and is causing this problem. And how could this be with a quad core chip and umpteen Gigs of memory? Anyone clued in on these things? | |
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| 04-30-10 02:20pm - 5350 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
This will be it. This will be the last time I will bring up my favorite subject in a new thread of my making, that is, so please relax everyone. I know you are tired of hearing my plaintive voice crying out in an electronic wilderness and promise not to bother you any more from now on in connection with it: I need a site that specializes in ordinary (not glamour) mature women going from fully dressed to completely naked with a bit of pink thrown in. Masturbation will be tolerated but won't be essential. Lingerie is!! That's all I want. No other demands! Now, to all you reviewers, especially our fine TBP staff, among the tens of thousands of sites, have you every come across a site like that?  And don't pile on me for being so single-minded. I need a place to settle, a place I can feel at home, so be kind!  | |
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| 04-07-10 09:32am - 5373 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
I don't want to rant about "enhanced" breasts again but simply need advice from someone who has been a subscriber to both sites. Between Bangbros and Reality Kings which site contains the LEAST amount of fakes? Thank you. | |
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| 03-05-10 02:35pm - 5406 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
I keep reading in reviews about "compression artifacts" showing up in some DVDs. How would that manifest itself? I've never heard of the term before. Thanks. | |
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| 02-17-10 01:15pm - 5422 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Okay, it's been talked (typed) to death (especially by me) but I want all my PU friends to get their heads together to find me my ideal site. :-) I am presently subscribing long-term to two Video sites as well as to two other sites on a three months and one month basis, respectively. I have not downloaded more than a handful of files in over a week from all of them combined, making me doubt the wisdom of subscribing to any of these known, to me, sites in the future unless they change dramatically which I doubt. So, here is where I need your help: I need you to come up with the ideal site for me. I have greatly reduced my requirements and expectations over the years so things like age and shaved or not shaved, thin or BBW no longer play a role. Except for "enhanced" breasts. Definitely no fake boobs, ever!!! :-) Here are just a couple or three basic requirements I am looking for: 1) In a picture site I want my models to start fully dressed, which means with underwear the average woman would wear on a daily basis. No going commando, no going bra-less, thongs will be tolerated (just) if there are enough front views. A thin string disappearing between cheeks just doesn't do it for me. The disrobing should be slow so that only the last page of a set would contain full nudity! What's the sense of publishing four pages of torsos and rumps or even whole model nudity. Wouldn't, let's say, ten or maybe twenty pictures do the trick there? When is enough enough if most shots only have very slight differences from each other? 2) DVD sites. Please, a story line in most of the DVD scenes offered. Something that leads gradually up to the action, once again containing a slow disrobing scene (as would be the case in normal relationships) before they get to the main action. I would like to see the sex reduced by at least ten minutes to save me all the fast forwarding. Why have all those twenty minute marathons exhibiting every awkward sexual position possible and even then the male performers have to masturbate themselves to a climax? Does that excite you, honestly? Naughty America makes a bit of an attempt to give a reason for the upcoming tryst, but they are OUT because the lead-in to the action is too short and too obviously contrived. They tend to jump from fully clothed to fully naked on the nearest bed, sofa, desk etc without a transition. Their pre-occupation with big (read enhanced) breasts is also a huge minus. So there you have it, friends. And no, I'm not jaded, just bored with all the scenes that jump right into action from the first minute. You know the routine when it comes to DVDs, model sits on sofa, gets introduced, gets on her knees to be approached from left and right by two stunt cocks already fully erect for some reason. Well, I know the reason but it's not pertinent to the scene. :-) This is followed by twenty minutes of changing positions topped by a very feeble ejaculation because they had to do something beforehand so that they would last. So if in your wanderings you came across any site that even comes close to my hopes .. please let me know! Hopeful and with apologies to those who like things just the way they are. And sorry about venting once again. I know it's a downer but so is spending a couple of hundred dollars on things that don't satisfy. | |
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| 01-30-10 02:12pm - 5440 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
I had no idea why Granny or BBW or even Tranny sites turned me on (the latter really caused a question re. my sexual orientation which was, thankfully quickly resolved, not that there is anything wrong with any sexual orientation if that's how you're built) until I, just this very moment, realized: It is the lingerie that appeals to me and not who wears it. In the more mainstream sites you basically get young 'uns in cotton undies or thongs (spit) who've never heard of bras or full size panties or garter belts and other nice stuff meant to adorn the human body. Help, I am afflicted with a full blown lingerie fetish! Well, could be worse, I might crave to suck on toes or wear leather or latex or stuff like that.* *Disclaimer: NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT! :-) | |
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| 12-16-09 03:02pm - 5485 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
For once it's not about lack of support from a porn site but the horrible state of support from just about anyone, from Microsoft to Computer Manufacturers. Have you ever attempted to get an answer to a problem from Microsoft about something that isn't routine? Something not contained in their FAQs? I suppose you could go to newsgroups to get answers but it does not seem possible to get a live person or email support from the guys who programmed your operating system. At least I haven't found a way yet. Have you ever had to go to support in connection with your computer hardware? Talking about the latter, after installing Windows 7 I could no longer use my CD/Rom-DVD drive. (Quite a common problem as you will see if you Google it) Called Gateway and got a voice recognition computer as a helper rather than a human being and ended up shouting all the information into the phone only to be told that my serial number didn't match and the computer couldn't possibly be theirs. Have you ever heard of a computer generated voice sounding positively icy? :-) Next step was to send an email to their support informing them of the problem and asking them where I could download a proper 64 bit driver for the drive. This time they accepted my serial number and the fact that the computer was still under warranty and gave me instructions on how to install Windows 7! My reply: But ... but ... I've installed Windows 7 already, that's why I have the problem. All I want is the name of a driver I could download so that my CD-ROM/DVD drive works again when I push that button. Next suggestion from Gateway, install Windows 7 again only this time do a clean install. My reply: I did a clean install, all I want is a driver that works with my CD-Rom drive. I can operate the drive through RealPlayer by hitting the eject button, so it's not a hardware problem. I need the right 64 bit driver. Next reply by Gateway: We delight in helping our customers and seeing that your previous question has been answered already to our satisfaction (paraphrased) we ask you to resubmit a report of any problems you might still have after seven days! We also recommend that you go to our site and register. By having all your personal and computer details we will be able to help you better. Went to the website where the first thing they wanted again was the serial number of the machine. I typed it in once: "Serial number not recognized and therefore rejected." I typed it in again, remember this is the same number that was accepted by tech support .. same rejection. And so I gave up. Help, there must be some places left with real human experts giving pertinent answers to the questions asked! messmer just venting once again. No need to answer unless you have something similar to vent about! :-) | |
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| 12-04-09 09:30am - 5497 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Why would a trans-sexual want to make love to a woman? If he has taken all those steps to become a woman wouldn't he be attracted to a man? Why would a lesbian suck on a strap-on cock if that's the thing she is trying to get away from? Why do directors think that they have to start a video with quick flashes that give away what's going to happen later on. How does a model manage to go from fully dressed to completely naked in a nano-second. Who decided that videos needed an interviewer who goes "wow" every five seconds, forgets what he's supposed to ask, forgets that he has asked the same question before? No answer required ... I came across all these samples during my past twenty minutes on Video Box and am just venting! :-) | |
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| 11-04-09 04:16pm - 5527 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
I am not a breast man except that I adore little floppy ones. Would appreciate a site where there are plenty of the little darlin's to be found! :-) That's not as easy as it sounds because a natural floppy is usually only found on mature sites who perversely pride themselves on carrying pictures and videos of women who look younger than their age, or models who have augmented their breasts to get rid of the very thing I love! I want mature, natural and floppy and I want it now! :-) | |
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| 10-31-09 08:17am - 5531 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
First most picture sets got too boring because of their sameness so I switched to Video. After I re-subscribed to Videobox (after my insincere protestations that I never would again) their videos are mainly of a cookie cutter quality with the same scenes repeated endlessly, so where does that leave me? TBP needs to add a new category: Weird, bizarre, unusual and outrageous stuff for those who are bored with the rest! :-) Tongue in cheek messmer | |
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| 09-25-09 02:32pm - 5567 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
I subscribe to a site that believes in pop-unders and have no idea how to stop those with my Firefox. I have the pop-up blocker on, of course. Any ideas? Am I missing some sort of tweak under "options" with which I could prevent this? I embarrassed myself today when I closed Forefox in a hurry and the Porn pop-under was still there. :-) | |
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| 09-18-09 04:15pm - 5574 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
I would have never thought it possible. Chubby or downright obese is not a fetish of mine but I was so sick of the glossy, glamor teenie look and couldn't find any "really" mature sites, complete with nice lingerie (which are my niche), that my porn compass has gone haywire and is leading me into areas that are far from main stream. And you know what, I think I like BBWs, if nothing else there's not a fake breast to be seen. They don't need them. A fringe benefit is that many of the BBWs actually wear some pretty nice things. :-) Three cheers for chubby! | |
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| 08-31-09 02:17pm - 5592 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Just downloaded a set of pictures where the model has been handed a pair of glasses that still have that little round price sticker attached to the upper right lens (as in cheap reading glasses). She wears that sticker all through the set. Strange that no one noticed. They must have been in an awful hurry to complete that shoot. :-) Any other bloopers you've come across? | |
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| 08-22-09 07:48pm - 5601 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Is there a danger to my system if I a) leave all external drives hooked up to my system or b) if I remove them without clicking on the Icon (bottom right of Vista screen) that reads: "Safely remove external storage unit." ?? Badandy help! Messmer writing from a new computer, wondering if he caused the disaster by leaving all external drives hooked up as a convenience. The old one (just a month over the warranty period) gave up its ghost this morning. Diagnosis hard drive failure. :-( | |
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| 08-07-09 08:59am - 5616 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
I never did have a favorite porn star - until now! Just discovered one whose videos will be chased down by me all over the DVD place. Her name is Claire Robbins and the reason she touched that special chord is because she looks exactly like my first crush when I was fourteen-ish! :-) Which brings me to the obvious question: Is there anyone else who associates their liking for a star with someone from their past or maybe even the present. I could never understand the pre-occupation with and adulation of certain stars (after all most acting is atrocious and most look like so many of the others, so why single out a particular one) but my experience would explain "why" we like certain things about stars, and porn in general. And why we keep looking. Is it the past (erotic feelings in connection with someone or certain erotically charged situations) that makes us go wow rather than the quality of a video or the beauty of a model? Don't mind me, just wondering about my reaction. | |
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| 07-30-09 07:44pm - 5624 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
.... about nothing but maybe of help to webmasters (and me): Does any Porn User find pantyhose (tights) sexy? It is my personal, stubbornly held belief that the invention of pantyhose ruined eroticism as we knew it. :-) Why the question? Well, I am very interested in subscribing to a site that caters to folks like me who drool over women who are clad in lingerie from the fifties, sixties and seventies, the sexiest lingerie ever, but find to my astonishment that they also offer a bonus site for pantyhose lovers which, to me, is the very antithesis of erotic in its bland practicality (not the site, the pantyhose.) Now don't be afraid to come back at me with an honest answer. I'd really be interested to see if there is a sizable percentage of porn lovers who not only learned to accept pantyhose but actually find it erotic. And while I'm at it, does anyone really prefer cotton to nylon and silk and satin? Women may sit this one out because I am sure they prefer the comfortable to the sexy in their everyday lives, but what about men? Do you prefer cotton on your women? Honestly? You know what I'm doing here, don't you? Hope springs eternal in the human breast, so I hope the overwhelming majority of you will be with me in connection with this topic and that webmasters and owners will look in, sit up and take notice, and create more sites that appeal to me! :-) One can always try! And didn't we talk about this subject before? If so, forgive me. | |
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| 07-23-09 02:52pm - 5631 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
I never noticed this before but there are sites that quote the subscription price as being: One month, $29.95 recurring, $35.95 non-recurring. Do they exact a penalty if you subscribe to the former and then cancel within that month? Thanks. Edited on Jul 23, 2009, 03:23pm | |
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| 06-12-09 08:01pm - 5672 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Just saw that sad news scrolling on the bottom of a news cast. Does anyone know who it might be? It didn't mention a name, nor if the star was male of female. This could cause quite the uproar in porn valley. | |
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| 06-06-09 09:36am - 5678 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Can anyone tell me how they determine the size of a video. I know that I'm exposing myself as a dummy but while I can get the total bitrate through Vista I have not yet found a category that would list the dimensions of a video, e.g. 720x480! It is important information in connection with a review but I don't know how to go about getting that information. Would there be a setting on your Player that allows you to determine what's what? Argh, I hate to look like an ignoramus when it comes to technical details. :-( | |
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| 06-02-09 08:20am - 5682 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Hi guys, I kinda knew that I wouldn't stay away for too long, after all this is my home away from home, but after dropping in almost daily to see how things were going I decided what's the use of putting myself into a self-imposed exile if I can't stay away from the place for more than a day. So, I'm baaaack! In connection with my original decision to quit for a while because a webmaster misused a review of mine I have come to this conclusion: I will never again write a review unless I have been a member of a site for the full subscription term (usually a month) because sites that I found initially quite good did not look so good after a few weeks and I found faults I had not noticed originally. In any case, I missed all of you, and am happy to be able to mingle again. messmer | |
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| 05-14-09 10:37am - 5701 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
I am, at the moment, going through a period of discouragement because I feel that my good name and an originally positive review of one of his sites by me were being used by a webmaster to justify the weakness(es) of his site(s). So I'm taking myself off the list of members. I'll probably be back since I like the company of my fellow PUs but need a couple of weeks to recover from the disillusionment of being used by someone I thought was above board and genuinely interested in improving his sites. See you all! messmer | |
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| 05-01-09 12:02pm - 5714 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
It might be my rapidly deteriorating memory but I can't remember ever running across a network that was purely softcore. I know there are tons (Brazzers, Reality Kings, Naughty America etc.) that cater to hardcore fans but I am looking for a network of sites that is softcore in nature, not necessarily excluding masturbation or "pink!" Is there such a thing? | |
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| 04-22-09 01:37pm - 5723 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
I just noticed by perusing the new sites added to TBP listings today that two sites actually feature "Girls Spitting?" (Fetish) I am craving something different but that definitely ain't it! :-) | |
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| 04-18-09 07:20pm - 5727 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
I find that I have great difficulty in allocating my monthly porn fund to a new site or two because it seems that I've seen it all before. Just like the author of Ecclesiastes I find myself wailing: "Vanity, vanity, all is vanity. There is nothing new under the sun!" No matter which tour I take .. ho hum .. haven't I seen this before. I am starting to envy collectors who chase after videos or picture sets of certain models they like, at least they have a goal ... while I don't have any favorites so I'm at a disadvantage. I started with pictures and got tired of the sameness found in so many sets, then switched to Videos and found that only rarely would I come across a site where I didn't find scenes that I hadn't seen and downloaded dozens of times before. If only lingerie played a larger role in modern porn. Or imagination. Or age. Or women photographers/interviewers. Anything to give me back that WOW I seem to have lost somewhere. I would exhort my fellow PUs to either go to new, exotic, previously unknown, unlisted sites and write a review in order to give me (us) an idea as to where to go next, or to share with me (us) the new, exotic, previously unknown sites that they are subscribing to already. Help, I really need change! :-) I've become immune to the average offerings. Maybe I'm just like Danny Glover in the Lethal Weapons movies: "Man, I'm getting too old for this shit!" Shudder, that's too horrible to even contemplate! messmer, watching sadly as one subscription after the other expires without a replacement. :-) | |
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| 04-07-09 04:07pm - 5738 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Okay, having gotten fake breasts out of the way, here is another one: Does anyone like the "Behind The Scenes" segments on a DVD? Needing to always give my opinion I have to tell you that for me they are a total waste and counter productive. I don't want to see what goes on behind the scenes, I want to dream! | |
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| 04-01-09 03:20pm - 5744 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
I can't believe it, Fifth Element actually offers a DVD called 100% "Made In Beverley Hills" referring to the false breasts of every single one of the models. Videosz, releasing this abomination today, boldly states: "When you love big boobs this much, who gives a shit if they're real?" My question is: Is there anyone in this forum who could honestly say they would buy/rent a video where all the models' breasts are fake? And if you would, why would you? What the heck is the attraction when it comes to watching or fondling bags of silicone implanted under the skin. Is there now a silicone fetish I'm not aware of? :-) | |
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| 02-11-09 10:17am - 5793 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
This is asked from curiosity and not from a desire to offend those of you who enjoy b/g hardcore. Some of you might look incredulous, some might say, is he off his rocker, that's what porn is all about, but I am really serious. I don't understand the love for b/g scenes. I invariably go for female solo, strip or masturbation, or both. I can be very interested in Lesbian material (unless they are sucking on fake penises) but I honestly, truly, do not understand the liking for boy/girl scenes, seeing that the "boy" has the same equipment I have (well, maybe a bit larger) and most b/g scenes will invariably focus for the larger part of a scene on close-ups of the above mentioned equipment. Some dislike POV almost as intensely as I do when it comes to b/g scenes but I think POV is a far more rational approach to porn than the other way because it allows you to put yourself into the scene and dream a bit. So I understand that. Yes, I've read complaints about all the mindless talking in some of the videos and agree. I despise over-acting as well, but my biggest complaint at the moment (seeing that a bargain video site was my only viable financial option this month) is the fact that I have the choice of a never ending supply of videos with "stars" that are all doing the same thing. So, the question, asked from honest curiosity: what is it that makes b/g videos so attractive to those of you who like them? Is it the fact that you are collecting porn stars and they all do it? Is it a certain act within the genre? BJ, DP etc. and you can't get enough of it? What makes some of you clamor for more b/g contents in sites? I really would like to know! And I won't make an argument pro or con out of it. I did that already above to a certain degree, didn't I, but basically I just want to know why, if it can be explained at all. Thanks. | |
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| 01-26-09 09:02am - 5809 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
My buddy WeeWillieWinkie is disabled. He and I shared so much when it comes to taste in porn that I will really miss him and his opinions. Nice guy! Come back Willie! Anyone know why he left? | |
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| 01-08-09 02:55pm - 5827 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Is there a way to transfer gift certificates from Amazon.com to Amazon.ca? I tried to cash in my winnings by ordering a new external drive from Amazon.com but kept getting the message: no deliveries to your area (NS Canada), at least not under that category. I can't find a way to get in touch with Amazon directly and was wondering if anyone who has been a winner and who does not live within the borders of the U.S. has found anything that can and will be delivered to another country? | |
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| 12-13-08 09:12am - 5853 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
I have always preferred pictures to videos and was wondering if there are any Networks that carry sites that specialize in pictures? All the ones I've seen so far (Brazzer's, Reality Kings etc.) are hardcore video sites. | |
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| 11-14-08 06:37pm - 5882 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
It is almost as if every web site featuring pictures of solo models has gone into automatic cruise mode. Be it ATK, Older Women, Aunt Judy's, AllOver30, Twisty's, some of the better known ones, all seem to have developed the same style of wooden photography with the models basically in the same outfits, the same posture, the same situation .. office, kitchen, locker room, class room and that infamous ante-room to the shower used for all those interminable make-up shots (you need to go to Aunt Judy's and Older Women for those). You might accuse me of becoming jaded and that there are only so many scenarios one can play with but I was at a site yesterday that still featured a lot of the models of the past, taken in the past, between 1999 and 2003 and while the picture quality was poor the sets themselves were exciting in the way the models posed, the clothes they wore (more), the sets they had been placed in, the ability of the photographers to bring the best out of their models. They seemed to be more erotic and exciting, while nowadays every site and its photographers appear to be imitating the others. It is almost as if the photographer goes for a cup of coffee after telling the model, just get undressed while his camera is set to automatically take a picture every two seconds without a human operator, and where the model, lacking direction, indifferently takes off the three or four items she's allowed to wear in a series of 150 pictures. That's why on some sites one can see up to fifty pictures of a model taking off her suit jacket. At least that's the only explanation I have for the poor and listless quality of most sets. There are exceptions of course but there is a numbing sameness to the whole thing that's beginning to be hard to ignore. Don't bother answering because I'm just having a little half depressed nostalgia party all by myself while pining for the good old days of porn where you could expect something different and exciting now and then, be it in pictures or videos. Man, I think I'm getting old! :-( | |
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| 11-01-08 09:15am - 5895 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
I appear to have too many differences of opinion with others of our members when it comes to the quality of videos on certain sites. They will praise them in their reviews while to me they look blurry and far from adequate. No it's not my eyes, HD still looks spectacular, no matter what site I download it from and anything with a bitrate of 2000 and higher usually also looks pretty good as well. So here's my question to a tekkie, if we have one in our midst: would the pixel setting in my monitor (1680x1050) affect older material so it doesn't look quite as good to me as it would to others with a lower setting? This is important because the lower rating I give a site is often based on what I perceive to be the poor video quality. | |
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| 10-20-08 07:22pm - 5907 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
I've probably mentioned this before but are there any picture sites out there with models that are primarily 40+? Preferably 50+? I subscribed to "AllOver30" recently and was disappointed, because they had such a small number of truly mature ladies. "Older Women" and "Aunt Judy's" are disappointments for the same reason. Today I downloaded the sets of the four or five token mature models they feature, now what am I going to do for the rest of the month? After all, I just subscribed to both sites! :-) "Lusty Grandmas" came close but the site was hard core and featured mostly older women who were so desperate for some young meat that they'd practically attack anyone under forty if he happened to be in the neighborhood! <sigh> In desperation I took a tour of "Karup's Older Women" a few minutes ago and gave up on page 7 of their models' list. Good heavens, not an "older woman" to be found among the bunch of them. I realize that "older" is subjective but who except someone in his teens would ever think of a thirty year old as a Cougar or older woman? So, here once again is my desperate plea: has anyone come across reputable sites that might not be listed in TBP or PU that really cater to "mature" tastes? The models don't even have to be beautiful just .... older!! Thank you and apologies for being so lugubrious! :-) | |
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| 10-14-08 10:32am - 5913 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Subscribed to a crappy site yesterday and realized it within half an hour. I wrote to the webmaster who, to her credit, canceled my account immediately and without protest. I also got in touch with CCBill who told me that my account would be credited with a full refund ... hooray! But one thing has me curious, they also added that it may take 2 - 4 weeks (depending on the bank) before the credit shows up in my account. This is the first time I've ever asked for a refund so I don't know if this is an excessive length of time to have to wait. I will let things take their slow course but am wondering if this is normal? | |
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| 10-06-08 12:50pm - 5921 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
There's a long, deep recession threatening not only North America but Europe and Asia as well. Money will be tight in many homes. Do you think subscriptions to pay sites will go way down or would we rather give up that roast and switch to Kraft Dinners in order to feed the porn habit? Now we'll find out if our pastime is just a nice distraction or a true addiction! :-) | |
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| 09-14-08 03:50pm - 5943 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
I had a look at other porn review sites and after that one look am glad we have TBP and PU. :-) One thing that really annoyed me about some of their reviews was that they were so contemptuous of older women, calling them absolutely disgusting names that I don't care to repeat. This is something I've never experienced on these two sites of ours. Some young 'uns may be turned off by wrinkles but they are tactful and restrained in their comments and reviews, realizing there are all kinds of Porn Users of all ages, so three cheers for us! | |
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| 09-07-08 03:56pm - 5950 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
I thought I'd throw this out to the members rather than ask Khan because it's probably a browser problem but Firefox and Internet Explorer let me in with my usual user name and password but Sea Monkey won't. I just installed it to try it out but can't get into PU. | |
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| 09-04-08 01:56pm - 5953 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
How come an HD video in wmv can be at 8000 kbps while an avi video also in HD can show a bitrate of only 192 kbps. And why can some wmv files weighing in at 2000 kbps look like crap while other wmv files with the same bitrate look like HD? I am baffled and am looking for a layman's answer as to the function of a bitrate. I think someone in this group took on the impossible task of enlightening me a couple of months ago and it didn't take .. but maybe if someone else kept it real simple. Thanks! :-) | |
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| 09-01-08 03:01pm - 5956 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
If advertisers are right in assuming that people of a certain demographic will basically have the same taste, even though those tastes may vary when it comes to small details, then maybe listing one's age in a review might be helpful. This is the motivation for my post: I've responded on quite a few occasions to favorable reviews by trusted folks in PU only to find hours into a new subscription that the site totally leaves me cold. I think the age gap should be taken into consideration in every review, possibly by the reviewer stating his age at the end of the review so that the various age groups could find a site that suits their age. Age gap, you say? Porn is porn is porn! Not so, say I! :-) I'm over fifty, for me pubic hair is the normal look not a fetish, thongs (as one of our members puts it, is it www?) are meant for feet, natural breasts are preferred, so is a body unblemished by piercings and tattoos. Slinky, silky underwear is greatly appreciated. For those from 18 to, let's say, thirty-five the shaved look is natural, hair below is a turn off, big breasts even if false are greatly desirable, cotton and denim are in, thongs and pantyhose are droolable items of apparel etc. etc. I could find tons of other differences in taste if I stopped for a minute. As usual one has to generalize to a certain extent and it might very well be that a twenty year old has tastes similar to mine while a fifty year old likes cotton and denim and thongs. But, generally speaking, if someone wrote a review and I read "Age 47 or Age 21" on the bottom of his effort I feel I would be better guided when looking for a site. What do you think? Or would it be easier just to read my post and memorize my likes and dislikes and make a little notation: Not suitable for messmer! Aw, just kidding!! | |
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| 07-20-08 09:18am - 5999 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
... I miss your input. Always enjoyed whatever contribution you made to any thread. Please nimble up that typing finger again before you are being surpassed as top poster. | |
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| 05-30-08 10:21am - 6050 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
I think I discovered why I am disappointed with so many sites that get such high marks (e.g. Galleria) by the majority of subscribers and reviewers. I am a participant in another forum where the subject of "warm" vs. "cool" color tones is being discussed and I find, to my very real surprise, that most of the participants prefer "warm and soft" toned to "cool and crisp." So, here's the reason for this new thread: In order to save myself further disappointment (and money) does anyone know of any sites where the photographers prefer "cool" colors in pictures and videos? And what is your preference? | |
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