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| 02-12-12 03:23pm - 4697 days | #22 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Cap'n rote : If I have an old set I particularly like I may even 'remaster' it in Photoshop. Hi Cap'n, could you define "remaster"? I can open an image in PhotoShop, remove the watermark, sharpen the image, tweak the brightness and even stylize the image with the many adjustments of image, contrast, saturation and filterings ( try filter/other/high pass...or using the burn tool and history brush to add a slight gape ) Is this to what you refer? or should I be sitting at the feet of the master remasterer ? unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 02-12-12 02:48pm - 4697 days | #21 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
regarding old tired erotica cybertoad wrote : "No HD and on my wide screen looks horrible." I keep the screen resolution icon on my desktop and can change resolution with two clicks, which avoids the stretching the image to fit the screen "I can not give it my pals on here cause thats illegal." I believe the illegality lies in the selling not the giving. .....but then if you're giving it away, wouldn't you give the great stuff rather than the old tired stuff? it's always with reluctance and trepidation that I delete a file, even duplications. deletion is so permanent ans terabytes are cheap. Just a mindset that lingers. The price instability from Thai flooding seems to have resolved itself. I saw an ad for a 3T Hitachi external for $129 unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 02-04-12 02:25pm - 4705 days | #12 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
I'm missing the sport gene. The only sport I have ever watched in women's volleyball (pro volleyball which is now defunct, not beach volleyball) I sometimes play golf but would never watch it. Baseball? It's like watching grass grow. Football? More brutal than a gangbang video. Soccer? Boring Basketball? They should spot each team 100 points and let them play for 2 minutes. Hockey? The only thin more stupid are it's fans I burn Superbowls to a disc and spend an afternoon fast forwarding through the game to see the commercials. That being said, oddly, I love movies about baseball, football, golf and hockey. Go figure! unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. Edited on Feb 04, 2012, 02:30pm | |
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| 01-29-12 02:27am - 4711 days | #88 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over sixty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you. 'Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake? 'Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea! 'A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says to them, 'Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?' Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Sixty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.' unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 01-21-12 12:05am - 4719 days | #25 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Piercings? About 20 years ago, I stood in a long line at one of those new designer cofee shops. At the front of the line behind the counter was one of the prettiest women I had ever seen. As time passed and I moved closer to the counter, I basked in her lovliness and looked forward to being face to face with this goddess. Closer now and something was wrong but what was it? Closer and it is becoming disturbing. She had a nose ring, in the center and dangling over her upper lip. Her beauty began to fade and the image of Adolph Hitler with his absurd mustache began to take her place. I couldn't do it. I bailed. Tats? A friend, about 20, got a tattoo of Mickey Mouse on the back of his right hand, at the juncture of his thumb and forefinger. It was quite cool. Crisp lines and colors. It looked great. For a while I considered something similar but never did. Twenty years later, I ran into him at a party and while we were visiting, a passer-by said "what's that..... oh ...it looks kinda like Mickey Mouse." Twenty years later I ran into him at a flea market and yet another passer-by said "Yuck ... What the fuck happened to your hand?" Tattoos may look great, but they don't stay that way. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 01-10-12 04:36pm - 4730 days | #9 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
178Kbs That was my DL speed at teen megaworld. Using DTA a 25-minute vid would stop and start 20 to 30 times during the download and the vids that were queued would fail after 6 to 8 hours because the vid's URL would change requiring me to find the vid and start the process anew. I won't return unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 01-10-12 04:21pm - 4730 days | #5 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Capn rote: A lot of sites where they were featured have gone & to be honest the quality of the material was generally poor anyway. I think they migrated to teenmegaworld en-masse. The bulk of that site seems to be EasternEuropeon/Russian. Two languages I recognized were Russian and Romanian, and printed matter in the scenes was Cyrillic. The quality was consistent too. It seemed to me that half the site was a recycling bin for mediocre erotica. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 01-09-12 01:36am - 4731 days | #9 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Khan rote : Unless, of course, you click the "Hide" text link just above all those icons and right beside the words "Insert Smiley". Knowing everything, and still I learn thanx unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 01-08-12 01:52am - 4732 days | #24 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
for an opposing viewpoint: I paid ten bucks to join GiveMeTeens through a link provided by PU's newsletter and while the site content kept me occupied for a few days, the bonus sites are making it necessary for an auto renewal. I keep finding new content. Great stuff! unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 01-08-12 01:35am - 4732 days | #7 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
'When will I ever learn not to use my Microsoft word processor to pre-write for entries to this forum?' oh.......is that a bad thing I use the processor because the alternative is trying to think and write while all those fucking icons to the right dance around while yelling, puking, swearing, laughing, crying and smelling like shit unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 12-28-11 12:03am - 4743 days | #24 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
jberry rote How can Roseman have 253 points and only 29 posts???? Most of which are monosyllabic unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 12-27-11 11:49pm - 4743 days | #28 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Yariana rote : I am now converting to a professional CMS that does all the encoding of video and pics for me so I will be adding a lot more pictures to the site. Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services ? Compact Muon Solenoid ? Colorado Medical Society ? Conservation of Migratory Species ? Church Mission Society ? OK I giveup CMS? unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 12-27-11 03:20pm - 4744 days | #27 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
jberryl69 rote So how does one remove a watermark anyway? Short of cropping, you'll need photo editing software. I use PhotoShop7. The healing, blur and smudge tools work great for logo removal. I am not looking to pirate and resell the image. I'm just looking to clean up a favorite image for personal use only. Watermarks can be inobtrusive or just flat-out disasterous. the only watermarks in my permanent collection are the ones I haven't yet gotten to. PhotoShop is also great for altering the image to make it more pleasing to view. You can fix an image that is badly lit and contrasted or has unfortunate composition. The adjustments one can make to brightness, contrast, color balance and saturation are amazing. While all that color is nice, I truly believe the true photography is black and white and a color images can be desaturated with one mouse click. There are a slew of filters that can be used for creative stylizing that can be quite pleasing. I'v paid for most of what I've collected, and short of reselling them, they are mine to do with as I please. VLC Media Player Will do much the same for videos (though video watermarks you're stuck with unless you have a room full of expensive electronics) unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 12-09-11 02:02pm - 4762 days | #7 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
The average penis is 6.8 inches in length. The average vagina has a depth of 9.1 inches So On the island of Manhattan, there is 1,342 miles of unused vagina unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 12-06-11 11:24am - 4765 days | #10 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Khan rote : Is it possible that you're unaware of the actual PornUsers.com site? Not only possible, but probable. I have explored the PU site almost extensively, but not by navigation so much as stumbling upon and tripping over. Though I have found many places on PU, navigation back to a specific place is problematic. You’d think that for as long as I’ve had computers I’d be more instinctual in their navigation, but alas.... well, here we are unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 12-06-11 02:26am - 4765 days | #6 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Khan rote : “Odd that you would post this in the forum rather than as a Comment on the Reality Kings page” The RK page? On TBP? There seems to be a place to report errors, but not for comments and discussion. There is no back and forth in the error report slot. Am I crossing a line here? The download limit is most annoying. My thinking is that if it is aired, RK may relent. For most of my life I have been a rule breaker. I have since tempered my anarchistic bent but I find myself occasionally crossing a line or two. With a few reservations I’d say that RK is a great network. With these comments, I am attempting to fix something that is broken. I have communicated this to the folks at RK. To what end? We’ll see unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 12-04-11 02:28pm - 4767 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
There has been a question regarding RK's download limit. I was locked out yesterday. Twenty six hours later I downloaded seven videos totaling 2.7GB. Again I am locked out. Do I reccommend Reality Kings? Their content is borderline amazing, but if downloading is of remote interest, Save your money unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 12-02-11 02:32pm - 4769 days | #6 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Forget what I said. after a month and a half I'm getting locked out of video downloads because I have exceeded the allowable number of downloads for a 24 hour period. There is no stated allowance and it doesn't appear to be a firm restriction. After being locked out, I can successfully DL 5 to 7 videos several minutes later. The restriction doesn't seem to apply to downloading Zip files What should I expect for 10 bucks a month? The content by the way is borderline amazing unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 12-02-11 02:10pm - 4769 days | #16 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
My first puter, an Osborne Executive had two floppy drives running the CPM operating system and no one had ever heard of hard drives or Bill Gates. It was the first on my bkock with 2 floppies ( one for software, one for data A while later, I got the first thousand meg internal on my block for $250 (Gigabyte wasn't a word yet) Still only 2 or 3 naked girls on my puter Downloading naked girls at 7.2Kb took longer than I could maintain an erection. It was better at 54kb but still not worth the wait. DSL made naked girls viable but hard drive prices were out of reach so still images were stored on CDs and vids were something you rented from the back room at the local vid-shop. With the advent of the cable modem, videos no longer required gasoline but storage was a still a bit out of reach. Hard drives are now 4 cents a gig Videos are 720 and 1080 lines and I have yet to watch one online. I bought a 3TB Hitachi for $129 last week, bringing my total to 7TB. Still a ways to go to catch my hero, Bad Andy The most useful invention in the history of mankind, the fast forward button. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. Edited on Dec 02, 2011, 02:14pm | |
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| 11-28-11 04:17pm - 4773 days | #6 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
She appears to be 10 years younger then Kelly Devine unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 11-20-11 01:57pm - 4781 days | #9 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
My buddy Bud, about the age of my parents had a bunch of 8mm movies. Three other friends were visiting his trailer ... oops, mobile home and he broke them out. After hanging a bed sheet for a screen we watched every one he had. Most all the ladies wore sunglasses and high heels and nothing else. Close to the end of the show, we heard some commotion outside and investigated. In the street in front of his place stood a dozen people watching the films, back projected on the bed sheet he had hung over the picture window. After the show I drove home and woke and ravaged my girlfriend who was amazed and mystified by the level of my ardor. Bud owned a smoke shop with a huge magazine rack full of skin mags, rather tame by today's standards. This was the early seventies. In the late sixties was published the Report of the Presidents Commission on Pornography. I think it sold about 8 or 10 copies until someone had the idea to illustrate it. It then became a best seller at 25 bucks a copy and Bud’s smoke shop had lines waiting to buy it. In a town of about 30 thousand people Bud went through about 5,000 plain brown paper bags. He then took a vacation / buying trip to Scandinavia and began importing erotica by the truckload. Jimmy, Rudy and I were his content advisors, unpaid but well compensated. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 11-19-11 10:18am - 4782 days | #22 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Ed2009 rote : Sorry, it was a US show so it would have been spelled "The Equalizer". Americans value equal opportunity. The letter Z gets a lot more use here. If the Brits had remembered to copyright their language, we Yanks would be paying huge royalties. Thanks for reminding me of the Equalizer. I can now devote the rest of my day to other important tasks. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 11-18-11 07:53pm - 4782 days | #17 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
West Wing, MASH, Barney Miller, The Avengers, Sports Night, The Wackiest Ship in the Army, Hill Street, Lovejoy, Thirty Something, Wonder Years, Babylon 5, Farscape, Dead Like Me, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Stargate, Studio 60 the Sunset Strip, Pushing Daisies, Quantum Leap, Malcolm in the Middle, Cheers, Star Trek TNG - DS9 � Voyager - Enterprise, Dark Angel, Terminator the Sarah Connor Chronicles, Roseanna, Ally McBeal, StingRay, Kolchak And in the seventies there was an ex Brit spook living in NYC who rescued regular folk who were in danger. The actor was Edward something unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 11-09-11 12:06am - 4792 days | #13 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
High Res? Every photo on the Reality Kings network is labeled "high res" Many of the recent updates are in the 200 to 300 kbps range. Many though are in the 40 to 60 kbps. Not hardly worth a click. If you've spent 10 bucks on the recent PU newsletter’s RK Promo, avoid most anything posted prior to 2006 or 7 Many of their vids are labeled HD and are not (4 to 600 megs) The ones that are HD are 1080 lines. I don't see much advantage of 1080 over 720 unless I was going to watch them on a 5-foot screen. My 27-inch monitor with a 720 is just fine thankyou with a third to a quarter of the disk space. A lot of great vids and photo sets on RK. One thing I've rarely seen in adult vids is skilled acting. RK's Money Talks has changed my mind. The lasses here are all pros or seasoned amateurs, and are very convincing in the depiction of seduction and the financial persuasion on which the site is based. It’s worth a look. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 10-31-11 12:46pm - 4801 days | #67 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
goldfish rote: There's nothing like seeing a pair of tight jeans on a killer buttocks yes I must agree, but I always remember rule# 635b If a gal looks great in jeans, she rarely looks great without jeans unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 10-31-11 12:38pm - 4801 days | #66 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
wee willy rote : ....Especially on hands and knees, with pronounced VPL Sorry, VPL? unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 10-31-11 12:13pm - 4801 days | #9 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
If the URL says tube, toob or teaubxed, idon'tgothere unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 10-25-11 02:19am - 4807 days | #59 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Two Ladies were sitting on the stoop in the Bronx and one spots her husband walking down the street carrying a bouquet of flowers. “Oh No” she says, “ Looks like I’ll have to spread my legs tonight.” Puzzled, her friend says “ Don’t you have a vase?” unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 10-23-11 12:40am - 4809 days | #54 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
PETA has announced the formation of a website that features the juxtaposition of images of naked women with images of suffering animals. Finally !!!!!!!!! Pirated from SNL unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 10-21-11 03:03pm - 4811 days | #2 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
I logged on to RK 7 days ago and have exceeded 10 GB per day over all their sites. So if there is a limit, it is on individual sites and not the network. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 10-19-11 11:32pm - 4812 days | #9 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
" in the rare event that your boner lasts more than 24 hours, call your friends and brag about it " unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 10-16-11 01:39pm - 4816 days | #13 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
OTAH: I think the sexiest parts of a girl are eyes and smile! Pat362: I prefer if my porn includes everyting so that means close ups of genetalia, facial shots, penetration shots as well as full body shots. Yes to the above I love close up gyno shots. I love full body shots. A thumbnail that looks mediocre, when clicked, delivering a huge 1mb image, can be exquisite. That lady was right. Big is better unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 10-16-11 01:19pm - 4816 days | #22 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Halloween Porn? Saw one recently where a young lass, ringing a doorbell for her treat, was invited to reach into a bag that was held at waist height by the degenerate looking homeowner. What she found surprised and intrigued her. I don't remember the rest. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 10-16-11 01:13pm - 4816 days | #21 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Ditto on the Excorcist. It scared the shit from this pius young Catholic boy. 1959 The Tingler with Vincent Price gave me nightmares for years. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 10-16-11 12:50pm - 4816 days | #10 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Thankyou BadMrFrosty for your response. It is a bit over my head but thanks to search engines and this long handled spoon I'm within sight of grasping an understanding. MPC had not been my default player but I've taken another look and I think that'll change. Thanks again michael unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 10-14-11 02:03am - 4818 days | #7 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
I much prefer HD in video and have had few problems downloading and playing 720p vids from several paysites. What has given me problems are the 1080p vids (from Xart and now Reality Kings) These three to four gig vids won't play on my puter. (running XP on a 2Gh processor) A still image appears and then nothing. I can advance using the ff slider to other still images for the entire duration of the vid. I can sometimes get movement by coaxing, but it is of short duration and very choppy. My players are WMP, VLC, and Media Player Classic. 720p works just fine for me but that format is not available at RK. Any suggestions out there? Any suggestions for vid players? Thanks for any help on this. michael unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 10-13-11 02:48am - 4819 days | #691 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
lk2fireone wrote: The thrill is in the search for new porn. But if that's true, why do I have several hard drives loaded with TBs of porn, that I will probably never look at, except to try to delete some of the worst to make room so I won't have to keep buying new hard drives? a little too eerie lk… You’re forcing introspection. It may be that I’m really none of my business. I have over 900 videotapes and 7 or 800 dvds. (Only 20 or so are porn and under 100 are factory titles) I rarely watch TV in real time, preferring to burn a show to disc and zapping the commercials. (one hour takes 40 minutes to watch ) I hadn’t reflected much but you probably nailed the thrill being the search. Like you, with a few exceptions, I rarely watch them after downloading ( preceding a favorite title with a @ will make it stick to the top of the list) Unlike you I’m realistic about the probability of my cleaning house to make room for more. To purchase a hard drive, a gigabyte costs about four cents and is getting cheaper daily. After I spend the money, I am determined to get my money’s worth and will burn midnight oil cleaning out the website’s server. I’m at about 5 TB now. When they outlaw porn, I’ll be set. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 10-12-11 07:09pm - 4820 days | #46 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Prior to foreplay, the intro or build-up which is so often badly done, is the the primary reason for a fast forward button. One series (about 25 vids) Pornstar Tryouts, uses an old saw, the young lass looking for legitimate modeling work, and is ever so slowly brought on board to do naughty things in front of a camera. It is delightful. Marissa Jayden, thinking she is doing a Euro lotion commercial, has a revelation and looks to the director. " This really isn't about lotion is it?" Priceless! Yes Cap'n The journey is as important as the destination unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 10-12-11 06:41pm - 4820 days | #21 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Thanks for the replies CFNM I know but CNFM ? It may be a typo. In the error report of Sunrise Kings' page at TBP.... "Your review of this site is biased. Almost 90% scenes are CNFM which doesn't make for ideal viewing in an outdoor scenes. Even indoor ones in that sense aren't hot..." I can't tell from the context. michael unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 10-12-11 02:13pm - 4820 days | #17 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
most of them I can eventually figure out, but CNFM had me stumped unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 10-08-11 03:33am - 4824 days | #50 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
The old guy was becoming infirm and was unable to care for himself. His kids discussed his going to an old folks home and did a little research of some local facilities. They then discussed it with the old boy and it was decided they would take him to one of the places to see if he liked it. They dropped him off and he went to the rec room to get a feel for the place. He sat in an upholstered chair and visited with some of the residents. At one point he began to tip over to one side and an attendant quickly grabbed and steadied him, wedging a pillow at his side for support. After a short time he began to drift to the other side, and again, the attendant steadied him and placed another pillow at his side for support. Later that afternoon, his kids returned to check on their dad. "How'd you like the place Pop?" "Well" he replied, "The people here are real nice, and the food's pretty good, but you know...... they don't let you fart here" unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. Edited on Oct 08, 2011, 03:38am | |
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| 10-01-11 02:32am - 4831 days | #5 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Ditto on shower and baths in renderings and in real life. I think it’s the nullification of natural lubrication. Suds don't help much either. The exception would be underwater photo/videography. I recently saw a SCUBA scene that was intriguing Ditto on outdoor shots. Few have mastered lighting, with a few exceptions. The other exception would be sports and public shots. I don't seem to mind the solar washout with those WAM,Bukkake, Food? Thank you, no. Toys often obscure the reason I'm there. Extra-terrestrial toys with electric colors and odd appendages leave me cold. Many women look marvelous well into their sixties, but not all of them. BBW? There are a lot of lovers of women who are chubby to obese. Big? Sure! .... Chubby? Maybe. It is important that urination and defecation be a regular event. I don't need to see it. Feet don’t make me nuts, but they can be quite pretty. Especially those with prehensile toes Anal,DP,Fisting? A bit too brutal for me. All the rest? Bring it. I love to see women of grace, ballet, gymnastics, sports, or simply flexible. Women depicting non traditional occupations i.e. construction workers, fire fighters, oil rig workers, power line workers, house painters, lumber Jacquelyn…. Where’s the line? That’s probably more than you ever wanted to know. This was my October rant. michael unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 09-26-11 06:43pm - 4836 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
In an earlier lifetime I was a webmaster/mechanic. Once or twice a month I would get an urgent email reporting that a URL had been hi-jacked(or expired and acquired) and links to insurance companies or manufacturers were being routed to "particularly offensive adult sites". (upon investigation, they were actually quite tame) It seems that problem has come full circle. In the past two weeks or so, while surfing a string of TGP sites, I find I?m continually linked to car insurance or recipe sites, and something quite annoying called Jokeroo. Even the bulk of clicks that stay in the porn quadrant are directed to totally unrelated niches, (click on an 18 year old hard-belly and get a fornicating grandmother... naked gymnasts will deliver she-males at the county fair.) If I never again see the word "tube" in a URL, that would be quite OK. Free porn has a purpose. It is how people with money find places to spend it. We are hard-wired to be interested in the reproduction process. Women and men find fascination in that process, albeit in the recreational portion of that process. Many, mostly male like to look, or watch. It is upon this quirk that the industry is largely built. The client wants to look and the TGP provider wants advertising and click-thrus and the revenues they generate. The truly free porn is mostly crap. The TGP sites posting professionally produced erotica are providing a service to those producers. They send the money-bearing porn buffs to a place they can spend their money. Some, not that many, TGP sites subscribe to the "what you click is what you get" school of thought. I have begun deleting the others from my favorites file. Two weeks ago, I had 6000 plus porn-sites bookmarked I have deleted a thousand plus and have not passed the letter F. ( ok it needed housekeeping ) Miles to go before I sleep. I really do have a life. A main thrust at PU appears to be, not promoting free porn. I'd suggest if the paysites would improve their sites, the battle would not be so uphill. I'm not talking content. Show me any image or video that is remotely erotic and I'll show a long line of aficionados that will rave about it. There is nothing more diversified than pornography and the people who love it. There is no bent that hasn't an army of followers. What desperately needs improvement is the look, the navigability, and the maintenance of the pay-sites that already exist. I have subscribed to forty or fifty pay-sites in the last ten or twelve years. In all, the experience has been disappointing. A site with great content and minimal navigability doesn't work. Web mechanics practice a skilled craft. The really good ones know that the bulk of their users don't have a comparable skill-set. With the skills I have, it took me a week to find zip files on a site I paid money for a month ago. If they cannot make their sites easy to travel, they are doomed to fail. Each pay-site needs to include a user?s tutorial. I have seen few on the internet and none in this industry. They need to know that when a paying client spends a great deal of time on their sites, the smallest of annoyances becomes a very large item of contention. The four reviewers with TBP are remarkable. The problem is that over the years they have become quite web-savvy and can negotiate the sites they review, more skillfully than their readers. Someone less seasoned will rant and rave about navigational issues and can then report to the reviewers for the final draft. You won't even have to pay them. There are probably a few PU members who might do it for free access to a site. You will also find a much wider range of sexual preference. A straight will probably not have as much fun reviewing a gay or tranny site. My suggestion: The writers at TBP and the members of PU might consider creating a generic tutorial (not specific to a particular pay-site) that gives a beginner or semi-seasoned porn user a basic ground school for web based porn. It's probably already there but spread out over thousands of threads. This tutorial could then be a basis for tutorials written to be pay-site specific. The tutorial should include a basic understanding of types of images and resolutions. Why is a large image better than a small one? You have to scroll to see the whole thing. Is a wmv better than an AVI, Mpeg4 or QuickTime. What the hell is a codec? CFNM? BBW? Camel Toe? That's a reach. Nowhere in the animal kingdom can they come up with a better body part to euphemize a vagina? OK that was my September rant. If they outlawed porn on the internet, there'd only be one website left. "bringbacktheporn.com" unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. Edited on Sep 26, 2011, 11:25pm Edited by Staff on Sep 26, 2011, 07:11pm | |
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| 09-26-11 03:23pm - 4836 days | #20 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Hi, I'm Shitface Paulus. Why can't I get the casting director to return my calls. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 09-26-11 02:28am - 4836 days | #6 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
I see this all the time on many different sites. Talent I have known for 5 or 10 years is introduced as new and barely legal. Videos and photo shoots I saw ten years ago are posted as new. I have no problem with the recycling, it's like seeing old friends, and there is plenty of genuinely new material, but it annoys me when I am lied to, and they are not good lies. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 09-26-11 01:57am - 4836 days | #3 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
The lady is identified as Nika Noire, but anyone who has an internet connection and an occasional erection knows Amy Reid when she crosses their path unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. Edited on Sep 26, 2011, 02:05am | |
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| 09-26-11 01:40am - 4836 days | #18 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Sex for money ? It's and old concept. Sex for money ..... is it bad? No it's not. For me though, it's a bit too impersonal. The difference between a porn actress and a prostitute? I have a better question. The difference between a pornstar, a hooker, and a wife? Of the three, the wife is the only one unsure of her wage. I have no cynical bones in my body. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 09-26-11 01:12am - 4836 days | #4 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
The lady goes by Heidi Mayne you just have to click the site link that you included and scroll through 10 or 15 pages of the tour. The guy's name is Logan Steele and Heidi's lower back tattoo is missing on the tour but I then did a search on Free Ones and got 220 results where she got her tattoo back unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 06-27-11 12:13pm - 4927 days | #22 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
" In the course of the evening it befell that one did break wind, and thus did follow such an exceeding stench, that all were like to suffocate." This is from a monolog, allegedly written by Mark Twain, depicting a dinner hosted by Queen Elizabeth I, with a number of luminaries from that era in attendance. You can read the text, written in Olde English by googling 1601 You can hear an excellent reading of the work by searching Richard Dyer-Bennett who recorded the work in the mid sixties. The dinner is interrupted when one of the guests loudly passes gas. And the Queen sayeth “ Mine God ! In mine nine and sixty years I have not heard the fellow to that fart ! Pray, let us have the author confess. The question is directed around the table with each in attendance denying authorship….. “ Lady Ann? Why no ! For she would tickle her tiny maidenhead with many a mousy squeak, before delivering such a …..” ………had I such a beast within me, I would have spent the rest of my life to the dribbling of it forth, rather than the launching of such a thunderblast , taking mine own life with violence and rendering my frame like rotten rags.” After the farter is identified, the conversation turns to the ribald and risqué. “ ……when pricks were stiff, and cunts not loathing to take the stiffness from them “ This is worth a look unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 06-27-11 11:27am - 4927 days | #21 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
What about pussy farts? While in and of themselves, pussy farts may not be particularly erotic, My recollection of such events where the passings of trapped vaginal air and the resulting flutter of all the labia, and the lass's embarrassment that the event be mistaken as the release of bowel gas, which just isn't done by polite ladies ..... It is all remembered with fondness and erotic musings. I remember a short video a few years ago where a pretty lady, naked, on her back, with her knees pressed to her chest, and holding a lit candle, ignited a fart with a rather large flame resulting. Three men then raced into the scene with fire extinguishers and covered her in foam, with a voice over disclaimer that this should not be tried at home. It was not particularly erotic. But it really was a hoot! unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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