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07-05-12  07:57am - 4553 days #8
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Of all the girls I've seen in porn, Tiffany Hopkins personifies the perfect breast on a perfect body - there is something about her that hits the big "appeal" button for me. So it's hard to describe cup "size" as a criteria for that appeal. It's just the breast attached to the body that fits nicely and there is no cup size involved. It is what it is - so if you're curious what the appeal is you'll just have to go look up a nude photo of her.

But other women have a body size and a matching breast size that has appeal. Being a big girl (as in height not weight), Sarah Twain gets kudos as does Dani Woodard (the matching part not the size). Not that they had anything to do with it except not to screw around with perfection.

While I suppose size matters, it's really about the relationship of the size & shape to the body type.

While I am generally opposed (99%) to breast implants, few are better than most. Take for example the Brazilian actress Fernandinha Fernandez who's early breast size were very diminished (this description is not a criticism nor unappealing, just an observation) and then "plumped" them up just a bit, leaving them still attractive and not looking over inflated. Of course, time will tell what the visual appeal will be in ten years.
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I feel like with opening up this thread, it might seem to indicate I like big boobs, but as you can see from the aforementioned stars, that is NOT the case. The thread was meant to provide hope to those porn dogs who do like'em big that there may be technology to expand the size without the plastic. I realize this might seem to be a somewhat paranoid disclaimer, but I just wanted to be clear, with examples, of what I think is appealing in the breast category.

Interestingly, though this tread is about breasts, I've always considered myself a "leg & ass" man, though if I'm looking at a woman's legs I tend to gravitate toward the size & shape of her ankles as the pass/fail standard of her legs. Go figure.

I guess it just goes to the fact I have no expertise regarding breasts other than I know what is appealing (read, I have an opinion) and what I find unattractive or gross. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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07-04-12  05:41pm - 4554 days #4
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^ a true LOL Mr. Graymane! Well said. And to agree with you, I am not much of a breast man - I always said (being the oral type guy I am) more than a mouthful is a waste.

But the post was more a possible solution for increasing breast size and yes the study was done in regards to size vs breast cancer, but I think when they get it together to manipulate breast size they will also be able to splice out the cancer genes. I am trying to keep this on a positive spin so until then it those big gross plastic jobs that continue to turn off the majority of commentators on this forum.

And, as far as your coming back, whatever it is my friend, a toast to you! If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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07-04-12  07:39am - 4554 days Original Post - #1
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This article holds hope for women that are tempted to shove bags of crap into their breast in an attempt to "enhance" (don't be fooled) their appearance. And while I do not understand anything of gene manipulation, it does stretch the imagination of things to come.

Genes for Breast Size Found

Researchers have identified seven genetic markers linked with a woman's breast size, according to a new study.

While it's was known that breast size is in part heritable, the study is the first to find specific genetic factors that are associated with differences in breast size, the researchers said.

The new study was published online June 30 in the journal BMC Medical Genetics.

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I do love stories that might give relief to that plastic look choice. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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07-03-12  08:07pm - 4555 days #35
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Dammit Ed! if we lose the ability to publish edited Gonzo into the real nitty gritty, how will we ever get to see it on our TV's?

Well Ed, I would have said that three months ago before I broke down an bought an HD TV & a Blue-Ray player. One of the interesting features of this retired series from LG is that I don't need to publish on DVD (or a blue-ray either) because I can just plug my external hard drive with all my edited scenes directly into the TV.

Now that saves on disposables doesn't it!? If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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06-29-12  09:28am - 4559 days #36
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French is an arrogant art form which represents not only a means of communication but also a cultural elitism which the French love to flaunt. Ya gotta love'm. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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06-29-12  09:24am - 4559 days #30
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^ It is interesting to note, the new Windows 8 will not support DVDs - which is just an indication that there will be different ways of delivering porn to the consumer. Is it safe to say that perhaps a combination of a change in technology and intellectual theft are to blame for this decrease in profits?

Getting a better business model is being forced down the throats of the producer, but those that are quick on their feet (including producers owning and running tube sites) will end up being the winners. IC a some companies trying out different models - we'll see.

Part of the problem is that neither producers nor consumers like change but it is inevitable that there will be pain the the "gain".

Maybe directors should consider product placement as means to additional revenue. Haha, that should be the litmus for "is porn becoming mainstream?". If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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06-28-12  11:21am - 4560 days #3
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I HAD a projector, but the last time I went to set it up the light source had burned out and at over $300 to replace it I just had to say "fuck it". If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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06-28-12  11:19am - 4560 days #8
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I'm glad some of you are into this but honestly, as a porn dog, I just want to know if the vids are good and the vid quality the best. All the technical jargon is going to be lost on the vast majority of this crowd I would think. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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06-28-12  11:15am - 4560 days #7
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It's not like the sites hide the recurring membership fee. I tend to let site replenish their content, look at the previews and then go in a rip what I want, about ever six months to a year.

I do like the idea of dead sites (non-updating sites) having a one time charge for entry (like Throat Jobs). I'm not saying they have a one time charge, just using them as an example of a site that should have a one time charge.

Worse are the hidden addons for other sites you didn't want and missed at signup, though PU does a good job of alerting you to that possibility. If you want to maintain a main stream image, then this practice should be dropped. Can't imagine why a company would want to piss you off right from the start. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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06-26-12  03:03pm - 4562 days #36
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^ Well, we get to talk about her tats ya see and her tats are very ritualistic and mystic looking - sort of Egyptian style. And it's not like she has a sleeve or anything AND we are not mates. She's interesting and it gives me a little joy in the twilight of my life...

{gag} but I couldn't resist. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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06-26-12  06:23am - 4562 days #24
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^ I agree but in the context of "smoking oral" which would seem to dry things out some.

I would assume that smoking in "art" shots are meant to be a part of the ambiance of the shot, which is suppose to evoke a sense of mystery or sophistication to a shoot (think Mad Men era). Unfortunately we can all to often translate that to what it would be in real life which for a lot of us is a BIG TURN OFF. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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06-26-12  06:16am - 4562 days #33
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^ Well that was my point. The woman I had in mind charged 25$ to cut my hair, and as you said, no washing involved. Took her less than 20 mins. I just figured the hourly rate from that.

The chain Supercuts here in the States, no reservation required and for a senior, basic cut is $12.50 for a haircut no wash and it's about a 15 min job. She gets paid a flat hourly rate plus tips. (I happen to like this one cutter so I tip her 2.50$ for her effort, her tats and her chatter.)

So while it does require a diploma from a cosmetology school, a cam girl would be wise to put her earnings into this type of degree AND she can continue to strip for extra cash on the side. It certainly bodes well to have something to fall back on when your body decides to desert you later on. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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06-25-12  04:45pm - 4563 days #31
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Pat, you said above, "I don't know but 15$ for half an hour of work seems like a very good salary" - I guess, but I know hairdressers that make more than that cutting men's hair. It would work out to 75$ an hour for the amount of time it took and what they charged - and yes some of them had expenses. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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06-25-12  04:36pm - 4563 days #18
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haha... oh Heather, it's not the same guy posting ya know - as Capn said,"Different things for different people." Lord knows I've really only got one "go to" type of porn - Think Jonni Darkko vs Jayna Oso in SID. But other people don't like that type of scene. Gawd knows why - I think they're deviant personally but then if I even talk to any young woman the age of these stars, some of my younger relatives think I'm a perv. ? I mean what happened to flirting with the waitress? If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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06-25-12  10:31am - 4563 days #14
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As a ... well sort of... babe in the woods I have to congratulate you "older dudes" for finding this place back in 07 and making it the kind of place we like to hang around. Your willingness to put up with us new guys and treat us well says a lot about what you've kept going. Thanks! If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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06-25-12  10:24am - 4563 days #15
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Some of this stuff I've never even heard of - blood play? Scat play I've heard of but not that interested thank you very much. Pissing was interesting the first time I saw it, as was animal sex but in the end not so much. And you can add to that barf blowjobs.

But just to restate one of our most popular complaints, plastic boobs are pretty much a turn off, especially with the ripple around the edges syndrome.

And because I'm niched into deep oral sex, regular or anal sex really doesn't do much for me, though atm can catch my eye provided the "m" is deep.

And while you might think that colon extractions might be something of a turnoff, the extremeness of the act is amazing and mesmerizing as is puffing up pussy lips with a suction device.

And piercings around the mouth and breasts or randomly on the body are not that attractive, I've become somewhat desensitized by them at this point - same with tats. I will not let them get in the way of a good time. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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06-16-12  07:48am - 4572 days #11
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Theroux writes, "For many performers, the movies are now a sideline and a kind of advertising for their main business of prostitution."

Where can I get me one of those?

Many performers? Who could possible be a whore in this business?
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BMF, Frank was one of my favorite artists, a great musician and humorist. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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06-14-12  02:43pm - 4574 days #10
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Originally Posted by rearadmiral:


Thanks to all for the replies. I've loaded the backup I have and it seems to be working better. And my comfort level is increased knowing that I'm nowhere near any maximum document size. I'll happily add to it for years to come.

I know I should use a better tool, like Excel, but I don't know Excel well enough to have any confidence to migrate the data over. And at 270 pages long I can't do it manually!


This should be pretty easy actually. Copy the entire document and paste - you do have two columns right? And if you are just copying and pasting you can't lose the original data. Wish I was there, I would help. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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06-13-12  07:31am - 4575 days #5
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Tell him to stop wearing heals for Gawd's sake! Hope he's back at it soon. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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06-11-12  04:40pm - 4577 days #5
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Of course the proper vehicle to use is MS Excel spread sheet. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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06-09-12  07:00am - 4579 days #8
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Just to reiterate the financial position which fueled Microsoft's decision to not include the ability to decode DVDs - they don't want to pay for the licensing fees - they want the consumer to pay. It will become like any other software "add-on".
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Or to put it in terms that we all can understand, it's sort of like when Netflix decided to "un=bundle" it's services (streaming & usmail) and doubled the price for both.

It's interesting, because it begs the question, how does one install software on a computer (other than downloading it) - what are the software manufactures going to do with all those plastic discs - hell, what am I going to do with all those plastic discs? If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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06-07-12  03:09pm - 4581 days #18
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^ Oh gawd GM -

My mother is living with her and it so happens that she, my mother, has no sense of humor left in her at 86, thus my sister's view of the world is covered with a cloud of humorless vapors.

Additionally, my sister has coined the phrase and directed at me, Too Much Information!!! Since I lack any discernible boundaries as far as my family is concerned, it keeps me in luke warm waters at best.

Besides, she is not an adult doctor but rather involved in the field of keeping street kids healthy and an expert on adolescent AIDS. It's funny because her patients can talk to her about anything but I, to my frustration, cannot.

Thus the kick she'd get is to kick me in my ass for telling such a ribald tale.

But I will try Graymane to weave her a version that will perhaps make it less threatening to her sensibilities and report back. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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06-07-12  07:48am - 4581 days #16
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Originally Posted by graymane:



BTW, big guy...... did you pass on this story on to sibling jberry168?


I, as far as I know personally, am the only "jberry" I know, which I took from a short sci-fi story in 1972. So to answer your question directly - Nope! If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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06-04-12  04:56pm - 4584 days #9
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Do you ever get cramps in your fingers? Congrats Mr. C Toad!! If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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06-03-12  04:57pm - 4585 days #4
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Did I write that material for you? If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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06-02-12  08:17am - 4586 days #8
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Originally Posted by graymane:


During those times when I contemplate the extraordinary importance of this great site,...




Wow!! what an offer!! That would be such a hoot - but I would never want to hold you to it. But the thought - sends me running to view my scenes.



But I have to tell you Graymane, you're about the only one who gets my "avant-garde" (some will just think weird or off the wall) comments. I would venture to say that my postings on here do not have many boundaries and I pretty much say what I'm thinking. Some people will not think it pretty or socially acceptable but it is what it is - which doesn't make it bad - it just is.

Again, thanks Graymane for your kindred spirit of intercourse. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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05-27-12  08:52am - 4592 days #5
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Originally Posted by graymane:


Dang! If'n you wanna get answers that offers info on any odd or hard-to-find porn stuff out there ..... 'ol jberry's gotta be your man.
If'n he ain't got it, Pat, PU's walkin'-talkin' encyclopedia of this broad genre usually will.
Tip of the hat is in order for these two well informed regulars ... always ready to help our newbies.


haha... you're funny Graymane! The ONLY reason I know about J.Darkko's plastic tit fucks is because I keep track of his current content, not for the boob movies (doesn't do a thing for me) but for that ever loving deepthroat material that keeps me coming (or cumming if your prefer) back. But thanks for the shout out and it's true - Pat is the man!! If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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05-22-12  04:32pm - 4597 days Original Post - #1
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Spit - The Art of Blow Job directed by Bobbi Starr for Evil Angel.

The ONLY reason for announcing this coming attraction is because I know how much Pat loves this shit.

Featuring: Bobbi Starr, Proxy Paige, Kristina Rose, Katie St. Ives, Jessie Andrews , Juelz Ventura, Chastity Lynn, Mr. Pete, Karlo Karrera , Nat Turnher, Tommy Pistol , Kimberly Kane, Dana DeArmond, Chad Alva , Ashlynn Leigh - to be released June 13, 2012. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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05-22-12  04:29pm - 4597 days #2
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Jonni Darkko from Evil Angel does some boob flix - POV Jugg Fuckers (1 -4 currently) and Boob Bangers. Go join and do a review. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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05-21-12  12:44pm - 4598 days #29
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But isn't that what we do - buy stuff on sale? If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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05-21-12  12:40pm - 4598 days #3
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I love sex but I've never been paid to have it, only paid to have it. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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05-02-12  08:56am - 4617 days #25
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I fear this will be my last contribution to this thread, but it should give a reasonable feel as to the process I go through in editing a scene (or scenes) into one that I want.

There are not only movies, but audio, photos, etc to be edited in this program



After creating a new "production", I drop the scene (or scenes or photo) into one of the windows. Then I Rclick on the first box and choose Trim



You then scroll through to where you want to Start and Set that point, scroll through to where you want to Stop and Set that point and close. Copy/paste that the first box which will add a box and you work on the second box the same way. The motion speed is control from the Trim box. Hint: If I want to slow down a particular place in a scene I've created, I copy/paste three times, First Box I end where I want the slow mo, Second Box is the slow mo, Third box picks back up at the end of the slow mo. The timers in the Trim box allow you to stop or start on the exact frame you need to create the transitions.

Each scene you create can be color/saturation/contrast/brightness adjusted (right side) as needed.



Each scene that was created can be transitioned between with a dissolve (which I tend to use the most) or other transition choice (right side)

Each scene can crop out unwanted clutter using Pan & Zoom editor. I've even extracted audio just to have "filler" sound through slow motion sequences.



Each scene you create has a several tracks that can be used, from text, music, special effects (some of which are on the right side of the photo), even layered video or photos on top of the basic scene. You can click to a Timeline view which makes it easy to drop and manage your effects.

Native audio and the music track can be adjusted to vol, fade in/out and length.


There are many text effects you can use and the editing window for the text has like five aspects which each having four or so tools to use.

So typically I personally will use the Trim, Pan & Zoom, Transitions, adjust brightness/contrast/saturation, add a music channel for the back ground, then create a video.



There are several type of quality choices in the final output and video quality and file size are affected by the final choice.

So this is just the editing of a movie or scene into something that I have in mind I would like to watch (or whatever). I used this software to put together graduation movies from still photos and make a nice production out of it.

Again this was just to give you a taste - It has taken me several years and a number of creations to get truly comfortable with all the manipulations that can be made with the software, and I would recommend anyone picking up new software to learn the basics of what you need it to do then expand out a little bit at a time to hone your skill on it. Don't get impatient. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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05-01-12  04:33pm - 4618 days #19
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^ I guess RB, but it just seems to me that if you're going to go to the trouble of editing, you'd want something that packs a little more punch than basic - and here's why. Nine time out of ten, once you get the basic splitting done, then you're sitting there wishing you could do more.

I have to laugh at myself because this is kinda how I treated hard drives with computer purchases. I was always "cheaping" it and then I'd be disappointed with how fast my drive would run out of space. I was stupid cause I did this on my first three computers - well as we all know I was saved by hard drive prices taking a nose dive and for what you once paid for a 40 MG increase in hard drive capacity you can now buy 2T worth of space.

Of course, everyone to his own but I still recommend thinking this through before going forward. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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05-01-12  09:22am - 4618 days #11
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Originally Posted by Micha:


Toadsith said
A lot of people don't like an athletic physique on women,


I am not in that club. There is a fitness model named Stefanie Bambrough in south Florida who works in that industry as a trainer and body competitor. She has also dabbled in porn, much to the chagrin of her fitness fans. There is reference to films, but I've happened upon only one at the evil RK using the name Allison Evans. She is quite impressive.

http://www.pornvideotv.com/gals/femalemu...isonpics1/pics/8.jpg


Would be nice if the upper body fitness were real, but perhaps the only way she could pay for the silicon was to do a little porn. If I were one of her fitness fans the chagrin would be for those. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat!

05-01-12  06:39am - 4618 days #17
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I'm sorry, "FREE" is not always better. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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04-30-12  04:00pm - 4619 days #14
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I know everyone likes "freeware" but several years ago I dropped 79 bucks on Roxio Creator which I use all the time to edit down my vids and burn them to DVD's for watching on the telly. It gets my recommendation for all the things it can do (like adding background music, slow mo, crop frame, etc.).

Not exactly a video splitter but I can take a scene and have it at regular speed, get to a part of that scene I want to slow down for a few seconds (like the money shot) and then pick up afterwords at normal speed without being able to tell it was edited. And while I do like the sounds of the scene, it's nice to add a little music for a change of pace. It gives me the opportunity to edit several channels of effects also. You can control the volume of the music and the native sound, boost the 8 channels to get the best sound - just about anything you need to take older vids and brighten/sharpen them up. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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04-30-12  03:51pm - 4619 days #3
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Originally Posted by Capn:



I love natural, don't mind modest trim, but I think the young looking shaven 'frozen chicken' look is way overdone.

Cap'n.


Say Cap'n - don't you mean underdone? If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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04-30-12  03:49pm - 4619 days #27
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Originally Posted by steffj:


I own around 350 sex toys and my husband has around 135.


wow - that's a lot Steff. I don't suppose you tried to use them all in one evening have you? Do you have a favorite pet (toy)? If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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04-30-12  03:45pm - 4619 days #5
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Just off the top of my head Gracie Glam has a great bubble butt. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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04-30-12  09:16am - 4619 days #5
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Is Roger Goodell in the house? If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat!

04-29-12  08:45am - 4620 days #24
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Originally Posted by graymane:


BTW...
I wonder if the bills (front part) were removed from ball caps -- would they still wear them backwards?


Brilliant!!! a true LOL moment!

I fear though they might get confused with wearing a Yarmulke. Which reminds me, don't these get worn indoors? If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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04-28-12  03:45pm - 4621 days #2
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Eat Pineapple prior to having sex. Stay away from garlic and savory foods. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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04-28-12  10:07am - 4621 days #22
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Originally Posted by graymane:


It's another one of those "attention-getting-things."
These self-induced latter-day machismos are telling us: "hey, look, I ain't conforming to no community standards or have anything to do with that crowd. I'm different.'
"Look at my ass-backward ball cap, serrated jeans; pants drooping to the crack of my ass, multiple piercings and tats. Don't that jus' amaze you?"
"Acknowledge me, you dull-ass bunch of conformists. C'mon, admit I've made an impression."

These neanderthals do get their wish, however -- because sane people will sate the offender's misguided lust for recognition by showing subtle signs of mentally evaluating these and other possessive shortcomings that oftentimes evoke the reaction the offenders perceive and are looking for.


I guess, but personally, I think you give them to much credit for actually "thinking" about what it implies. I'd chalk it up more to crappy upbringing than an actual planned assault. It's been scientifically proven that as your brain continues to develop into your mid-twenties you are more apt to have unthinking (aka stupid) actions than not.

Thinking back to when flying on an airplane required you to wear a suit - how did the general public feel the first time someone showed up in shorts? Or, going to church required you to wear your Sunday best? That ain't happening today. You can show up in just about anything except just don't be gay.

And who's friggin idea was it to wear a tie? oh.. sorry I digress. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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04-25-12  08:19pm - 4623 days #21
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Originally Posted by Khan:


Hmmmmmm ... ok, A short story (as in one) will be ok but please don't cross into any kind of promotion or post any links.

I'd really not like it if I get put in the position of having to be the bad guy with this. But sure, one story, just to get opinions on your writing style, will be fine.


A squeamish ok if I ever saw one! If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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04-25-12  09:51am - 4624 days #18
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CT, step back and take a deep breath, get out of your comfort zone, pick up the VidCam and remember, one porn movie is worth 10,000 words. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat!

04-25-12  09:46am - 4624 days #17
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Remember when, as kids, we listened to rock & roll and our Baptist relatives were appalled? And then we, no longer kids, had to put up with rap music (if you could call it that), then tats galore and pierced everything?

As Turbo says, it's a small thing and not worth getting an itch over.

At 65 I have a few favorite caps (most that say either LSU or Akumal) but wear them infrequently or when I'm out a long time in the sun. I can't remember if I always take them off inside but I do know - I don't wear them backwards!

And since this is a porn forum site, Plastic Boobs are my big itch. I find very few fakes worth the effort. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat!

04-23-12  11:04am - 4626 days #5
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You provincials are too much. You're sounding like my 85 year old mother. No offense intended, but really, do you actually get offended or upset by this? If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat!

04-20-12  04:22pm - 4629 days #9
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Well dammit, I didn't write the title either - a pure snatch from the author ... oh, wait a min., that might be taken wrong - meh, who gives a shit! If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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04-18-12  04:55pm - 4631 days #3
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Hey - I'm not saying anything - I just posted it - you'll have to ask the author. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

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By Stephanie Pappas | LiveScience.com

Watching pornography would seem to be a vision-intensive task. But new research finds that looking at erotic movies can actually quiet the part of the brain that processes visual stimuli.

Most of the time, watching movies or conducting any other visual task sends extra blood flow to this brain region. Not so when the movies are explicit, the researchers found. Instead, the brain seems to shunt blood — and therefore energy — elsewhere, perhaps to regions of the brain responsible for sexual arousal.

Turns out, the brain may not need to take in all the visual details of a sex scene, said study researcher Gert Holstege, a uroneurologist at the University of Groningen Medical Center in the Netherlands.

"If you look, for example, at your computer and you have to write something or whatever, then you have to look specifically and carefully at what you're doing because if you don't, it means you make mistakes," Holstege told LiveScience. "But the moment you are watching explicit sexual movies, that's not necessary, because you know exactly what's going on. It's not important that the door is green or yellow."

Anxiety vs. arousal

The brain can either be anxious or aroused (or neither), Holstege said, but not both. During orgasm, he has found, activity in brain regions associated with anxiety plummets. This phenomenon may explain why women with low levels of sexual desire often have high levels of anxiety, Holstege said. It makes sense; if you're looking around, focusing on visual details, scanning for danger, it may not be so easy to focus on arousal, he said. [The Sex Quiz: Myths, Taboos and Bizarre Facts]

"If you yourself are in a very dangerous situation, whatever the reason, you don't have sexual feelings, because you have to survive for yourself, not survive for the species," Holstege said.

Brain-scan research had previously turned up hints that explicit sexual images might quiet a brain area called Brodmann's area 17, also called the primary visual cortex, a region that does the first processing of incoming visual information in the brain. The data was spotty, however, and no one had looked into the question in women's brains.

As part of a broader series of brain-scanning studies, Holstege examined the primary visual cortexes of 12 healthy heterosexual premenopausal women. All of the women were on hormonal birth control, smoothing out any menstrual-cycle related changes in sexual desire or arousal.

Each woman watched three videos while having her brain imaged by positron emission tomography, better known as a PET scan. These scans detect minute changes in radioactivity in the brain that correspond to the amount of blood flowing to any given region. Regions with more blood flowing to them are considered more active.

One of the videos used in the study was a simple nature documentary about marine life in the Caribbean. The other two were selections from "women-friendly" pornographic movies, one depicting only foreplay and manual stimulation and the other depicting oral sex and vaginal intercourse. Earlier studies had shown that the higher-intensity video showing intercourse produced stronger physical arousal in women than the foreplay-focused movie clip. [6 Great Things Sex Can Do For You]

Safe sex

The scan results revealed that the high-intensity erotic video — and only the high-intensity erotic video — resulted in far less blood being sent to the primary visual cortex. The region is still active, just much less so. Usually, that effect is only seen when people are asked to conduct a nonvisual task, like remembering words, while also watching some sort of visual stimuli.

To Holstege, those results suggest that the brain is focusing on sexual arousal as more important than visual processing during these erotic films.

"You have to realize that the brain wants to spare as much energy as possible, so if some part of the brain is not necessary at a high level of functioning, it immediately goes down," Holstege said.

The findings have implications for sexual dysfunction, Holstege said, as they paint a picture of the brain in which safety is paramount and anxiety is a libido-killer.

"If you want to have sex, as a man, you need to produce a safe situation for the woman," Holstege said. "That is what you want, that is the most important thing."

Holstege reported his results online April 10 in the Journal of Sexual Medicine.
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