|
|||||
|
Porn Users Forum » User Ranks » User Post History |
Post History:
WeeWillyWinky (0)
|
201-243 of 243 Posts | < Previous Page | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | Page 5 |
10-13-08 08:09pm - 5913 days | #17 | |
WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
Tried another vid, now it shows the X button. Hmmm. Also found snaps in MyPictures folder. You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Edited on Oct 13, 2008, 08:19pm | |
|
10-13-08 08:06pm - 5913 days | #16 | |
WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
Okay. Clicked snapshot and I have no idea where the snapshot was saved to. A URL popped up but was gone too fast for me to read it. Nothing shows up in my recent docs folder either. What good is a snapshot if it doesn't give you an option as to where it is saved? Also, some other players, such as Quicktime, allow screen caps: just press the print screen button on your keyboard and open it up in the paint program, crop, convert to jpeg. One other problem. Had trouble closing the program. Stopped a random vid, looked for "X" button, but none in sight. Closed program by right clicking at bottom. I also made this program my default program for all vid files. Must have missed something while installing. No noticeable improvement to WMP as far as vid quality. Bear in mind I'm a techno-retard. You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! | |
|
09-08-08 11:04pm - 5948 days | #13 | |
WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
I'd say I was addicted for quite a long time, a diehard pic collector mostly. I've always worked afternoon/evening shifts so the wee hours (midnight to four-ish) were open to sit and download eye candy, usually for several hours. Since my divorce, and the fact that I currently work only three days per week (14 hour work days), I have loads of free time and well... the ease and opportunity, and relative inexpensiveness compared to other hobbies, have made the whole thing a wee bit boring. Not that I don't have other interests. I write poetry and fiction, have published a few poems online and in print journals, and was in a band for ten years. I also had my own at-home recording studio (very basic, nothing big time) which kept me busy. As I get older I find that the desire to read and write is stronger than the desire to look at naked women. I guess this is a good thing over-all. Recently I've been ordering books from Amazon and building my library, plus I've downloaded hundreds of texts from Project Gutenberg. I keep a few blogs going. I even participate at a secular/philosophy board. The time spent downloading and working on my collection of adult media has decreased significantly, but I still can't go very long without looking at the magical, mystical wonder of the female body. About the addiction thing: I drank heavily from the age of seventeen to the age of thirty-two, then I was stone cold sober for the first eight years of my marriage. I was afraid that if I started drinking again I would go back into that old rut of getting hammered nearly every night, but ever since I did go back to drinking, about a year and a half ago, I can't seem to enjoy it like I used to. A few shots of Wild Turkey, or a few glasses of Grand Cosmopolitan, and I'm over at Youtube sniveling like an idiot to Peter Gabriel videos or trying to sing along to "Carry On Wayward Son" and probably annoying the neighbors, then it's off to bed with a serious case of the blues which can last for days. Summing up, I'd say I was an addict for a while, but am now just a semi-detatched, aging collector. You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! | |
|
08-29-08 06:46pm - 5959 days | #38 | |
WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
Actually I did that and when I tried to remove again, I got the message: "Generic device f cannot be closed because a program is accessing it." So I rebooted again, and cleared all temp files, etc, and this time I could safely remove the drive. Thanks, Khan You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! | |
|
08-29-08 04:34pm - 5959 days | #36 | |
WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
"And keep them off when not using. As the pc still will send info at times via usb through some other software spyware checkers , virus checkers etc, keeping the drive active so turn it off when not using them." Question: I've been running my 500GB external pretty much steadily since I got it about nine months ago. Reading this thread, I copied all of my current folders to my internal drive and want to shut the external down and use it only for storage. BUT: when I click the "safely remove hardware" icon and go through the steps, it tells me I cannot turn the device off at this time, and to please try again later. I've cleared all temp files and am getting the same response. Is there a way I can safely unplug the external despite this message? You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! | |
|
07-31-08 12:53am - 5988 days | #6 | |
WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
I'm a sucker for solo girl sites too, and am usually disappointed. I signed up for Abigail18 only last night, the deal being that you get four or five other sites along with: Jenny Reid, Lovely Anne, and a couple others. I developed a crush on Abigail from the TGPs and finally couldn't resist seeing what her videos had to offer. Two-minute clips of crapola mostly, a good deal of them with awful music playing all through. I fully expected, and actually prefer, softcore; but these vids (so far) are just filler. And most of the great pics make it to the TGPs anyway. I'm going to do a review of Abigail's site. The people there have an astoundingly beautiful girl, are charging a pretty high price, yet don't seem to want to spend much time or money in offering subscribers material that does justice to the model or merits the price of admission. I'd rather purchase one site of very high quality than get six sites of mediocre quality. Same deal at the teenrevenue sites: crappy videos and scant pic-sets of drop-dead gorgeous girls. You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! | |
|
07-28-08 06:33pm - 5991 days | #11 | |
WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
I'm like Toasdith: the score is sometimes the hardest part of the review, since adult media is catering to the highly subjective tastes of individuals. One man's treasure could easily be another man's junk, and often is. Objectivity is important. For example, I would give VideoBox a high ninetees score even though I can't watch 90 percent of the material on offer there. The site does what it does extremely well, and at budget price. The fact that I don't care for hardcore porn is my problem, not theirs. This is the essence of objectivity. The only reason I haven't done a review of VideoBox is because I don't have anything to say about it that hasn't already been said fify times. My score would most likely be around 96. I mostly try to adhere to the criteria set down by TBP, but you still have a ten-point range at each particular level, which invites a lot of caprice and randomness but which can also indicate significant differences within each level. For instance, an 89 is decidedly more recommended than an 80. An 89 suggests that the site is right on the cusp of being the best in its class, but that there is something fairly crucial which keeps it from getting that one extra point. As examples, I gave LV Panty and College Uniform both an 89, because I thought they were both outstanding sites within their niche, had plenty of material, and because they were both primarily picture sites and offered very high quality pictures. What kept them both from getting a 90 or higher was the fact that their video sections did not match the quality of their photos, in fact no where near it. If these sites had opted to exist as picture sites only they would have both gotten a 90 or higher. LV Panty would have gotten over a 95. It was the existence of a sub-par vid section which drew the score down. As an opposite example, I gave Panty Amateur a 95 because the videos there are top-notch, there are tons of them, and they do not stray from the niche they put themselves in. If they opted to include a picture section and the pics were sub-par, too few, too small, or in some way lacking, the score would have dropped below 90. Sites in the ninetees are outstanding sites which remain outstanding despite cons. I don't think a certain mumber of cons ought to detract much from a site's score if they are negligible in comparison to the pros. In the Crack has an annoying piss-fetish, often disorienting camera angles, and a lack of variety, but because the pics and vids are both of outstanding physical quality, and because there is a lot of material to go through, I couldn't see any reason to let the cons dag down the score too far. The ATK sites have several problems such as lack of organization in regard to vids, smallish pics until recently, and multi-part zip downloads, but because of the enormous amount of material, exhaustive search functions, a plethora of photogs, plus thousands of models from ugly to splendid, a score below 90 didn't seem reasonable to me: except for Premium, and this was mainly because they sell that site as "premium" and very often the material is less than that. If you're going to call yourself "premium" be premium, in every area. Sites that score in the low to mid eightees, from my point of view, are those which offer quantity and quality in equal measures which is above average yet not close to being the best in class in regard to either. Anything under an 80, I determined that there was something keeping the site from being above average. A lot of times, as in the Teen Stars/Teen Charms sites, the problem was dishonesty: selling dead archives without indicating to the buyer that there will be no further updates. Or there might be a dreadful lack of organization, despite loads of quality content, as in Club Seventeen. There could be any number of factors contributing to this merely-average score-range, and such factors ought to be brought to light in the review. If a site gets a score below 70, then there were some major problems which resulted in a decidedly below-average score. Full Bush was not only a site using old and borrowed sets as updates, somethimes as much as four years old, the browse features were non-existent, the photo quality was sub-par, and the videos were also sub-par. Anything below 70 means, DO NOT spend your money here. Not exactly a scam or a rip-off, but definitely NOT recommended. Rip-offs and scams should get a 50, or no score at all, plus an official warning from TBP. ** sorry for switching tenses all the time. I have this nasty habit in spades. You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! | |
|
07-28-08 05:12pm - 5991 days | #9 | |
WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
Thanks, Drooler. Yes, I remember seeing her real name now that you've mentioned it, but I couldn't remember it for the life of me. I've been at the Galleria three times, twice for several months, and can you believe it, I never came across Sarah there. Probably because I search particular photographers and someone I don't usually search probably had the "task" of photographing her. I never went for any of the Lightspeed sites because the pics are too small. I may have to go back to the Galleria and look Miss Blake up. The boob-job news is dreadful, absolutely dreadful. Why do women who are drop-dead perfect do this to themselves? I never saw a boob job I liked. And there's nothing wrong with little breasts. I find myself liking the smaller ones more and more, the older I get. Anyway, another two girls for the smile prize: Abigail 18 and Piper Fawn. Thanks for the link, Monohan. You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! | |
|
07-28-08 01:34am - 5991 days | #3 | |
WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
Ooooooooooooooh, thought of another one. One of the most beautiful women I've ever stared at for way too long: The model who goes by the name of Melinda, on Nubiles I'll probably have quite a few posts in this thread, since this is one of my favorite topics. The eyes and the smile are everything. All else is secondary. You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Edited on Jul 28, 2008, 01:39am | |
|
07-28-08 01:26am - 5991 days | #2 | |
WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
One came to mind instantly - but unfortunately I don't know her real name. Absolutely the cutest dimpled smile, but dimpled in a strange way, like really close to her mouth, and only on one side. She goes by the name of Little Trouble Maker and is a regular on the Lightspeed sites as well as a few others. I'd give up a few fingers, and maybe some toes, just to kiss her. Or watch her eat a banana. More later, after I take a nap. edit: Okay, maybe it's not really a dimple. It's something with the upper lip. Something ineffable that only a girl could do. You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Edited on Jul 28, 2008, 01:30am | |
|
07-05-08 08:41pm - 6013 days | #3 | |
WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
Just a few quick things, which are common and tend to give me doubts: Pic samples on the first page look like clickable thumbs but aren't, hence I don't know the size of the pics nor do I have any way to judge their physical quality. The phrase "many many pages" of photos clues me in that there probably really aren't that many, compared to top-end sites anyway. Even if there are, I will assume there aren't. The "see more" link just keeps taking me to the second page, where there is nothing much to see. Also noted that there was a pop-up blocked. Nice to see vid samples offered. Wouldn't join based on welcome page alone. edited to add: Ticket club is a bit of a hassle to use. edited again: Should mention: the girl is beautiful! You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Edited on Jul 05, 2008, 08:46pm | |
|
07-05-08 08:27pm - 6013 days | #8 | |
WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
Not a hassle at all, Denner. Actually, what you said is exactly what I said, though you used far less words: it's fascinating, but creepy. And yes, sad also. edit: I have no idea how that bit I quoted got doubled....hmmmm. You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! | |
|
07-03-08 03:26pm - 6016 days | Original Post - #1 | |
WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
I know this isn't exactly porn, but I am curious about what you guys think of the subject of...well...dolls. Please read further, as I am not exactly advocating these things! And I'm not talking about those flimsy blow-up atrocities that you can buy for 20 bucks and which sell mostly as bachelor party props and gag gifts, I'm talking about realistic, life-size dolls, made mostly of silicone, such as the ones refered to on this Wiki page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RealDoll A female friend of mine and I had a discussion at work about these dolls and out of curiosity I went looking for them online. I remember seeing something a few years ago about them but never gave them much thought afterwards. I've never used a sex aid of any kind, except visual. I don't even use lotion. I'm a mano-purist of the most orthodox order. Nevertheless, I remember being impressed by how realistic these things looked. It seems the art of doll-making has literally gotten down to a science these days. Some of the photos I've seen of items from various companies are simply stunning. I swear there are a few pics wherein I would not have been able to tell the doll was not human unless I had known beforehand. I would link to a pic but don't know if that's allowed (it would be a clothed pic). Anyway, after doing a lot of looking, and particularly after seeing some video demos, I concluded that there would be no way I could own one of these dolls, even if I had the five-to-seven grand to plonk down. As many critics of these dolls mention, there is an inevitable linkage between the sexual use of these dolls and necrophilia (NOT that the people who copulate with them are necrophiliacs or necro-curious, just that there arises a mental association due to the nature of the dolls). The one factor which sealed the deal for me, insofar as having a patently negative impression foisted upon me, is the fact that these dolls are HEAVY. They average about 115 lbs (sorry, don't know it in kilos), which is about what a real girl of similar proportions would weigh. EEK! Imagine how it would be to lug your "partner" around, to position her, the sheer gravity of having one of these things lying next to you at night! I know myself very well, and as soon as I tried to get one of these dolls out of the shipping crate I would feel like a creep. Not only that, but these dolls are cold, though I believe there are many inventive ways of warming them up temporarily. The Japanese - and why am I not surprised - are really keen on these dolls and have several companies which create them. Some of them look more real than their Western counterparts, though I have to say some of them look too young. The Japanese are taking steps to do away with the bothersome similarities to necrophilia by placing sensors in the dolls which cause them to move and react when touched, though I don't think they are marketable yet. I saw a few fascinating vids on Youtube showing engineers working with these animated "robotic" dolls. Like I said, I'm not advocating the sexual use of these high-tech dolls (though I adamantly hold to an "each to his own" attitude towards them), and in fact I can say that I would never own one myself, but I do find the technology involved fascinating, to say the least. I think the common reaction, among men and women, to these dolls, is a sense of amazement followed by a strong sense of revulsion, which was pretty much how it went with me. I'd be curious to know what you guys thought about the subject. You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! | |
|
06-09-08 07:20pm - 6040 days | #3 | |
WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
I was thinking of Bridgette Monet, from TDTM II. Looks like it ain't her. You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! | |
|
06-09-08 07:13pm - 6040 days | #2 | |
WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
She reminds me of one of the women in "Talk Dirty to Me", a classic flick with John Leslie. I can't remember her name: she was the one who was all uptight and inhibited. Will search for name..... You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! | |
|
06-06-08 05:00pm - 6043 days | #2 | |
WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
I've seen all of one Max H video and I can say without reservation that it was one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen. The point where I turned off the video was when he stuck his fingers down some girl's throat, made her vomit, and then smeared the vomit all over her face. I was highly disturbed for several hours afterwards, and wondered what kind of person would find such garbage entertaining. Only after a bit of objective thinking was I able to remember that some of the things I find stimulating and sexually exciting would no doubt be thought of as disgusting by certain people. That being said, if this material is being produced exclusively with legal aged persons who are are participating with complete consent, then there is nothing going on that ought to be considered illegal, although how moral or immoral it might be is a separate question. Issues such as these are unnecessarily complicated by people who do not understand the crucial distinction between morality and legality. I grant Max H and his ilk their right to produce and even to profit from this kind of material, as I grant anyone else the right to consume it. Acknowledging someone's right to do said activity isn't equal to morally sanctioning that activity, Rush Limbaugh's protests to the contrary notwithstanding. This case could set a precedent which could conceivably make a criminal out of just about anyone. You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! | |
|
05-12-08 02:30am - 6068 days | #10 | |
WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
Back in 2001, when I bought my first computer, I was surfing around and found this site run by one guy which contained a staggering amount of vidcaps taken mostly from non-X-rated films and even television. As I mentioned I have a clothing fetish and am actually more aroused by a fully-clothed figure than a nude one, if the shot is just right. This guy had some amazing booty shots - which is one of my main reasons for living - of several well-known actresses and atheletes. This is all very common now but I had no idea there were other people so into that kind of thing. Actually, I thought I had invented the "vidcap" years earlier, when the VCR first came out. I would take snapshots from my TV with a Polaroid, believe it or not. The quality sucked mostly but if you did it right and got a good freeze-frame you could get something decent. Two I remember in particular were a booty-shot of Blythe Danner from some old movie I taped off late night, fully clothed but in tight slacks, right in front of the camera (she had a great ass, by the way), and another booty shot of Suzanne Summers (mis-spelled probably) in a one-piece swimsuit from some made for TV flick when she was bending over, and the camera was close. It was perfect! Naturally we're jaded nowadays but back then it was hard to find stuff you really liked, so you had to be inventive! Anyway, the site I mentioned above went the way of the dodo-bird a long time ago but I still remember how astonished I was when I saw how much the guy had uploaded. The thumbs were tiny and as the page loaded you just kept wondering when they would stop. Of course it wasn't really porn but what the hell. You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! | |
|
05-09-08 12:26am - 6071 days | #5 | |
WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
I find the whole idea is very much of a turn-on, though I've never got a sub at a site in this genre. Most of the elements that go into CFNM are a turn-on for me: handjobs, femdom, multi-girl on one guy. The only thing I don't like about it is the women being fully clothed, oddly enough. I'll never understand why guys would prefer to watch porn that features several guys to one girl over several girls to one guy, but it has to be the case that they do since gang-bang porn is so much more prevalent than reverse gang-bang porn, which is practically non-existent. I guess the idea of a promiscuous woman (for want of a clearer term) is a major turn on for guys in general. Though I hate to say it I also think a lot of guys are turned on by a woman being treated like a piece of meat. What I like about CFNM is that it turns the tables and puts the women in charge. There's nothing about that that bothers me in the least. I for one would love to be treated like a sex object by a clutch of attractive ladies. Maybe after a while I would grow to hate it. But it would be a long while... You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! | |
|
05-08-08 06:13pm - 6072 days | #6 | |
WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
I must be living in a strange alternate universe, the one where Spock has a beard. Are you looking at the older sets at ATK Galleria? Because it seems to me most sites, ATK included, are heading away from old-school style panties (full-cut cotton and nylon) in favor of thongs, shorts posing as panties, and various types of flimsy stringy things that hardly cover anything. It's not unusual for me to be completely outside the loop, however. You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! | |
|
05-05-08 12:14am - 6075 days | #7 | |
WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
I don't have anything substantive to add to the thread but wanted to say that I absolutely LOVE Latin women. My wife of ten years was Hispanic and I actually had a crush on her room-mate and co-worker before I even met the wife-to-be. I worked with the room-mate for seven years and adore the woman to pieces to this day. She's half-elf, half-angel, and half-goddess. I know that makes her one-and-a-half of a person, but what the hell. I loved my wife very much and still do, despite the fact that she's the devil on skates, complete with henna and belly-jewel, and my secret crush on the room-mate had nothing to do with the downfall of my marriage... Sorry for that, the cough medicine is kicking in. Anyway, I have Pacino's on my short list and have been tempted to try Eighth St. Latinas a million times, but I have a feeling I'd be bored to tears with it. Angelitas is full of Latin (South American, I believe) beauties, but it's way softcore. There's also a site about Latin maids I might try. I just wish they didn't have to make the exchange of cash such a central feature. Who wants to watch prostitutes have sex? I know, I know, but let me fantasize a little. I would like to nominate Salma Hayek Empress of the Known Universe, and offer to begin doing obeisance forthwith as Her Sultanic Majesty's Imperial Seat Cushion. You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Edited on May 05, 2008, 12:18am | |
|
05-04-08 11:39pm - 6075 days | #15 | |
WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
Maybe I overlooked it, but can it be no one mentioned Christy Canyon? I think I enjoyed watching her more than any other woman in the industry. I think she over-acted a little, but she was drop-dead gorgeous, and those breasts....aiy-aiy-aiy... The exchange about male performers sort of dropped off, but here's my two cents: I read a lengthy interview with two prominent male porn stars, one I believe was Ron Jeremy, and the other, I can never remember his name but he's been in zillions of them and the main thing I remember about him was he frequently yelled and carried on like a banshee during his money-shots... Anyway, the way they described it, it isn't exactly easy to do what they do. Reality being that men can't fake it, after all. There's also the pressure of being able to achieve the money-shot in due course, but without going too soon and without dragging on and on and on and on. This has to happen with a bunch of people in the room, lights, cameras, what-not, and sometimes with a woman who has little or no actual desire to have you pummeling away at her (I imagine Ron had this problem quite a bit in his latter "hedge-hog" days). I think this refers mostly to porn as "film-making", rather than ninety-eight percent of the stuff you see on the net nowadays, where you'll often see some guy pulling his limp noodle for ten minutes in order to smear a pathetic, glutinous dribble across some poor girl's eyelid. Remember those scenes from porn's hey-day when you'd have three or four guys all finishing within scant minutes of eachother, or all at the same time. I imagine that might not be too easy to pull off (pun intended). On another note, I always thought male performers got paid quite well, even better than the women, at least the top guys, like Peter North, etc? Although I'm sure guys would be lined up around the block for a chance to do some of that shit for free. You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! | |
|
05-02-08 04:56pm - 6078 days | #2 | |
WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
Hi shooterbo, Just noticed this thread. You might try UK Upskirts. I've never been a member of that particular site but have joined several of this company's sister sites, such as Panty Amateur, Sneaky Peeks, and Panty Man. Panty Man is sort of a sampler site, offering pic sets and videos from all of their sites, and I downloaded a few of the vids from UK Upskirts. Specs are 2245kbps and the vids look good at full screen on my 22 inch monitor. Since the other sites are going HD, I imagine UK Upskirts is as well, but I'm not sure. The HD vids at Panty Amateur as as high as 3200+ kbps. UK Upskirts is all abvout active participation, and there are no hidden-camera type vids. If you are looking for nudity, however, these models don't take off the undies. At least not not in the vids I've seen from here or any of their sister sites. You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! | |
|
05-02-08 04:29am - 6078 days | #18 | |
WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
I'm 43 and started my (private) life with nothing but the Sears and JC Pennys catalogs, which probably accounts for my ongoing fascination with seeing the present hidden behind cotton, nylon, silk, and satin. I remember my Dad's Playboys, but the first time I saw Hustler, I was a bit put off. All that lunchmeat. It was like being in a delicatessen. Cheri magazine was my favorite. I also loved Mayfair. There's a site somewhere that has every issue in about a ten year period scanned and online, but I've long since lost the URL. Probably wouldn't be hard to find. It's a very strange thing to see a picture that you haven't seen in twenty plus years but which you instantly recognize and attach a great deal of significance to: probably because you stared at it for unusual lengths of time and it's much more deeply branded in your noodle. You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Edited on May 02, 2008, 04:34am | |
|
05-02-08 04:10am - 6078 days | #15 | |
WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
I like close-ups, particularly from underneath. As I may or may not have mentioned, I have this slight femdom kink and in my hyper-active imagination the women (yes, plural) are always overhead, ready to take a seat, or simply to torture by proximity, or to do other unlady-like things. While I like close-ups I don't care for too many in the same set or TOO close up. I mean, I don't necessarily need to see her kidneys. And now for some reason I'm thinking of that can of apricots in the fridge... You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! | |
|
04-28-08 09:02pm - 6081 days | #11 | |
WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
Wow. How strange. Colm, haven't you ever bought or borrowed a copy of Hustler, Penthouse, or some such magazine? Did you never have experience with men's magazines? If this is true, I have to assume you grew up with the Internet and developed an interest in video to the exclusion of pictures. If so, I can understand. As for video: I am developing an interest in video, but not mainstream hardcore. I like anything that allows me a kind of precarious intimacy with a woman, which is why I like solo-women, though I'm not keen on masturbation vids since they seem so contrived. As for most other porn: I don't know, but watching people fuck is boring to me. It was fascinating to me when I was younger, but it bores me to tears nowadays. There are some niches that interest me, like CFMN, various types of femdom, reverse gang-bang, but I waste a lot of time and money trying to find really good stuff in these areas. Don't get me wrong: there's tons of it available, just not tons of it that floats my boat. Consequently I rely mostly on my imagination, fueled by images of beautiful women which are imprinted in my noggin. You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Edited on Apr 28, 2008, 09:06pm | |
|
04-28-08 03:26am - 6082 days | #11 | |
WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
WWW: how much material does one person need in order to keep his or her monkey satisfactorily punished? JBDICK: more than i currently have, a lot more...and hers don't have monkeys...if they did he wouldn't need his Aye. I was trying to be politically correct, knowing there are females in these waters. Perhaps I should have made mention of that well-known wood-gnawing, nut-cracking builder of dams.... What's the name of that varmint again? You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! | |
|
04-25-08 05:33pm - 6085 days | #15 | |
WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
I've never been contacted by a webmaster. You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! | |
|
04-24-08 11:27pm - 6085 days | Original Post - #1 | |
WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
I want to ask you guys a couple of questions I ask myself all the time, which are: 1)Are you actually going to make use of all this porn you're downloading? and 2)Can you, in theory, reach a point where you have obtained enough porn? We all know what porn is essentially for. We all have pet monkeys which, for some reason, need to be punished on a regular basis. But seriously, how much material does one person need in order to keep his or her monkey satisfactorily punished? How bad can one monkey be? Obviously porn is also good for stimulating actual relationships, and I don't mean to overlook or downplay that. I think that I collect porn - mostly pictures and ninety percent softcore, though I'm into well-done hardcore and am developing more of an interest in video - because instinctually I am a higher-order primate (well, slightly higher-order anyway) who is keen on hunting and gathering things I need and storing up for the future. In the back of my mind is the knowledge that everything can come tumbling down and I really don't want to be short on necessities when the lean season comes. In other words, I think the act of collecting this stuff is satisfactory on a deep, primal level all by itself and is pleasurable even if a huge percentage of the stuff I'm collecting is stored away and forgotten forever. When I got married at thirty-two I gave away all my videos and threw all my glossy, paper girlfriends away. It sucked royally, but at the same time it gave me a chance to build up another stock-pile, which, as it turns out, I need more than ever now that I'm divorced (and the divorce had nothing to do with porn, by the way, as my ex liked to watch porn almost as much as I did). I now have much more material than I can possibly use, nor do I even worry about ever using it. The important thing is to keep gathering it up. I have to confess one other thing. I'm older now and maybe a bit jaded, but I hardly ever feel the desire to discipline the chimp while I'm downloading or surfing sites. I take care of all that later, before I go to sleep. There's no doubt, however, that the material I view and collect is a major contributor to getting the job done. If it weren't, I don't suppose I'd even bother collecting it. Anyway, while downloading and feeding my hobby I'm too busy filing, naming, re-naming, clicking, smoking, etc, to even notice the monkey. Sometimes it's an awful lot like work. Is this unusual? Anybody have any thoughts? You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! | |
|
04-24-08 08:19pm - 6085 days | #9 | |
WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
Thanks for the offer, Toadsith, but I no longer have links to any of the pics I was trying to re-size, as I saved them to my HD months ago. I'll keep it in mind, though, if I decide to try and upload an avatar again. Thanks. WWW You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! | |
|
04-22-08 07:09pm - 6088 days | #7 | |
WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
jd1961: If anyone needs help resizing a photo to use as an avatar, let me know, I'd be glad to help. I've tried to resize several pics to use as an avatar, and no matter how small I make them - sometimes as small as 4kb - I get an error message saying basically that the measurements exceed the limit. Some info: - I'm only using jpegs - I've only tried it with Opera and Firefox. I don't use IE much anymore. - I'm only using pics from my pc, not from the net somewhere or any avatar site. You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! | |
|
04-14-08 10:56pm - 6095 days | #10 | |
WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
Can we make some up? How about: Miracle Whip on 34th Street Chitty Chitty Gang Bang Sperms of Endearment Sophie's Toys Binding Nemo (S&M flick) Free My Willy (exhibitionist flick) The Unbearable Lightness of Being Naked (exhibitionist flick) Rooster Cockburn There's Something All Over Mary (bukkake flick) The Iceman Cometh and Cometh and last but not least: My Big Fat Greek Cellmate (gay flick) * apologies if some of these have already been thought of. You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! | |
|
04-14-08 10:33pm - 6095 days | #8 | |
WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't think the Archives has a matures section. The only ATK site which does have a matures section is Natural and Hairy. Again, I could be wrong. You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! | |
|
04-14-08 05:23pm - 6096 days | #11 | |
WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
This makes two things I agree with you about, messmer. While I like a nice firm set of breasts as much as anyone, there's something about a little sag that I find incredibly appealing, particularly with smallish breasts on young women, and even more so on Hispanic models. This could be because my ex-wife had just-short-of large, smallish breasts that sagged slightly and was Hispanic? Hmmmmm.... You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! | |
|
04-14-08 05:18pm - 6096 days | #8 | |
WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
I tried Abby Winters once and was disappointed. This was over a year ago, but I found the models too often tom-boyish and sometimes simply plain. They had tons of undies, which is a plus for me, but most of them had this strange, flannel-like, semi-masculine appearance to them that put me off. Also, too much pubic hair, and more freckles than the first two seasons of the Brady Bunch. I will say that what I've seen in TGPs lately has made me consider a re-join. I've seen some really killer pics. You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! | |
|
04-14-08 05:06pm - 6096 days | #18 | |
WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
Alexis from Nubiles. The most dazzlingly, mind-numbingly, torturously beautiful female homo-sapien in the history of terra firma. You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! | |
|
04-14-08 05:03pm - 6096 days | #3 | |
WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
You could always try Village Ladies. I've been tempted by this place many times but have decided against it for two main reasons: 1) small pics. 2) Models not good-looking, if samples and screenshots can be trusted. I thoroughly enjoyed my memberships to Aunt Judy's and Older Women, and am currently at Score's Naughty Mag which offers 30+ and 40+. Happy hunting. You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! | |
|
04-12-08 11:15pm - 6097 days | #20 | |
WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
Wow, do I ever agree with this! I could never understand the over-emphasis on portrait format (until I read Toadsith's explanation, that is). After all, what's the use of having a hi-res picture if 1) you have to scroll up and down to see the whole thing and/or 2) see a re-sized version of the whole pic fit to your screen? I like to watch my pics (which I organize according to all kinds of various criteria) in a slide-show, and it's a thousand times more pleasing to see landscape-style pics because they take up the whole screen and are way more enjoyable, especially since acquiring my 22 inch monitor. If I ran a site I'd be tempted to shoot all images in landscape format, though I guess that'd be unreasonable since we do want to see the girl standing up occasionally... You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! | |
|
04-11-08 01:58pm - 6099 days | #14 | |
WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
Drooler mentioned something about file names, but my beef is different. What I am bothered by is when all the zip files for one particular site have the same name. I just signed up to one site and while I love the pics so far, all the zips are named "images". Thus, I have to re-name each file and do it systematically so I don't double the same file. Not only that, but some of the individual pic numbers in one file are the same as those in another file, and I can't extract two or more files with similar numbers into the same folder. I have to keep creating more folders. Either that or rename the files after they've been extracted. Too much work, and it makes for a lot of inconvenience which runs counter to the purpose of offering zips in the first place. edit: Oops, I see Toadsith mentioned something about standardized file-names too. You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Edited on Apr 11, 2008, 02:03pm | |
|
04-11-08 12:50am - 6099 days | #8 | |
WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
I have the same one, and so far no problems. Strange thing though: you say it took you a long time to reformat to NTFS. It didn't take me long at all. Maybe I did it wrong? How can I know if I actually didn't reformat the drive? So far all files, pic, vid, and music, are working as normal. I did notice that it takes a good long while to defrag. This could all sound totally ignorant as I am a techno-ignoramus. My Indian name is Squirrel Of Many Thumbs. You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Edited on Apr 11, 2008, 12:54am | |
|
04-11-08 12:44am - 6099 days | #9 | |
WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
Only eight posts in a thread about the most sublime objects known to man? What gives? It's hard to pin down favorites, but Aria Giovanni and Felicity Fey are both amazing to me. They both have inverted nipples, which I don't find unappealing in the slightest. In fact, some of the best breasts I've seen have this feature. You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! | |
|
04-11-08 12:33am - 6099 days | #16 | |
WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
Ahhh, Tiffany Mynx. One of my favorite scenes is in the original "Best Butte in the West" film (I assume there were sequels, pun-intended) was when Tiffany is in bed with her hubby and lifts this old flannel shirt to show her posterior. I watched that scene so many times frame by frame that I ruined the tape. My favorite ass of all time is a three-way tie: Marilyn Monroe Sophia Loren Melissa Joan Hart If we're talking strictly porn-stars or adult celebs, I guess I'd have to go with Tiffany. You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! | |
|
04-10-08 11:46pm - 6099 days | #21 | |
WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
This really is an excellent question, Toadsith. Let's see.... Everyone will think I'm crazy, but I love women in pajamas. I've always liked sets that start out with the girl in pajamas. Not some baggy-ass flannel stuff, but light, flimsy, girly-stuff. Especially on hands and knees, with pronounced VPL. Basically, I have a major clothing fetish. I enjoy tight skirts, tight jeans or slacks, spandex and lycra, pantyhose, panties, kinis, socks, even non-apparel items like tiaras. Oddly enough, I'm not into leather, stockings, or any kind of shoes. You can find sites centered around virtually every clothing type except pajamas. They have sites focussing on women in men's underwear (at least one that I've seen), women in diapers, women wearing nothing but cellophane or tissue paper, women made up like the Undead, women in riding boots, women floundering in balloons, women in sailor's uniforms (gotta love those Japanese), but nothing catering to pee-jays. Ah, well. Another niche I think needs developing is the single-guy multi-girl thing. CFNM (clothed female nude male) has explored this idea in depth, but it's more of a femdom sub-genre as far as I can see, and what fun is it if the girls stay dressed? Well, it might still be fun but all the more so if they get into their birthday suits. The reverse gang-bang is my ultimate fantasy, and I honestly can't see why it wouldn't be anyone else's. Who wouldn't want to be submerged in a crowd of ungarmented, uninhibited females? I don't mean three or four, I'm talking ten or twelve. I've seen a few Japanese vids of this nature that were pretty good except there was more giggling than anything else. I saw one mainstream vid where some muscle-bound guy enjoys seven or eight women, but the video was awful. The girls looked tired and past prime and the guy was so aggressive it turned me off. I saw a vidcap of a guy getting head by seven women, but haven't been able to locate the source of it. Lucky bastard. Brandi Belle's site has been luring me for a while as she seems to have a kink in this direction. This is what happens when I don't have a character limit. edited to add: almost forgot: the best short porn film I ever saw was one I ordered on VHS about a dozen or so years ago. It was a parody of C.O.P.S called C.U.N.T.S, in which a team of four women decide to "punish" this guy who wronged a girlfriend of theirs. They go to his apartment and proceed to "punish" him by screwing and sucking his brains out for about forty minutes. The male performer was none other than that gray-haired old fart with the red skin who went on to have sex with half the model directory at ATK. What a way to make a living. You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Edited on Apr 10, 2008, 11:53pm | |
|
04-01-08 02:47am - 6109 days | #4 | |
WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
Hi. Nice to see the forum up. Thanks. You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! | |
|
201-243 of 243 Posts | < Previous Page | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | Page 5 |
|