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| 10-09-13 09:42am - 4092 days | #17 | |
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beautifulrock (0)
Suspended  Posts: 21 Registered: Oct 06, '13 Location: CT |
Sorry, that is not me. If you have a problem with how i act, ban me now. I won't censor myself simply to be pleasant. That's absurd. It's also the reason this board is deader than Hailey Paige. If your heads weren't so firmly entrenched up your gaping assholes you would realize that. No, I will not fuck your mother simply because she's depressed that your dad left her for a albino tranny. | |
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| 10-09-13 03:50am - 4092 days | #14 | |
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beautifulrock (0)
Suspended Posts: 21 Registered: Oct 06, '13 Location: CT |
Wow, yes, I'm clearly out of my element. I wasn't aware I was amongst ultra-sensitive vaginas with an extreme obsessive compulsive attitude toward post ettiquette. Perhaps this isn't the forum for me. Could you please point me to the usual slimy, anything goes porn forum, where I clearly belong? No, I will not fuck your mother simply because she's depressed that your dad left her for a albino tranny. | |
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| 10-09-13 01:12am - 4092 days | #12 | |
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beautifulrock (0)
Suspended Posts: 21 Registered: Oct 06, '13 Location: CT |
And are you aware that the traffic on this forum isn't high enough to be picky? Also, what was so slimy about my post? I'll wait. No, I will not fuck your mother simply because she's depressed that your dad left her for a albino tranny. Edited by Staff on Oct 09, 2013, 05:57am (Khan: excessive blank space deleted) | |
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| 10-09-13 12:42am - 4092 days | #6 | |
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beautifulrock (0)
Suspended Posts: 21 Registered: Oct 06, '13 Location: CT |
Entourage douchey? You must be a hipster. No, I will not fuck your mother simply because she's depressed that your dad left her for a albino tranny. | |
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| 10-08-13 10:25pm - 4093 days | #6 | |
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beautifulrock (0)
Suspended Posts: 21 Registered: Oct 06, '13 Location: CT |
Who doesn't know Short Circuit? You sound just like Newton Crosby, PH Dork. No, I will not fuck your mother simply because she's depressed that your dad left her for a albino tranny. | |
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| 10-08-13 10:24pm - 4093 days | #9 | |
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beautifulrock (0)
Suspended Posts: 21 Registered: Oct 06, '13 Location: CT |
What the hell are you talking about? Stop being so anal retentive. No, I will not fuck your mother simply because she's depressed that your dad left her for a albino tranny. | |
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| 10-08-13 12:23pm - 4093 days | #7 | |
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beautifulrock (0)
Suspended Posts: 21 Registered: Oct 06, '13 Location: CT |
George Carlin nuff said. No, I will not fuck your mother simply because she's depressed that your dad left her for a albino tranny. Edited by Staff on Oct 08, 2013, 02:52pm (Khan: excessive blank lines deleted) | |
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| 10-08-13 04:29am - 4093 days | #3 | |
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beautifulrock (0)
Suspended Posts: 21 Registered: Oct 06, '13 Location: CT |
Hillary Clinton Eye of newt + warm garbage, with just the faintest scent of burped up Big Mac special sauce No, I will not fuck your mother simply because she's depressed that your dad left her for a albino tranny. | |
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| 10-07-13 10:40pm - 4094 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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beautifulrock (0)
Suspended Posts: 21 Registered: Oct 06, '13 Location: CT |
This thread is dedicated to those pornstars who said they were done, or took an extra long hiatus and are now back. I don't know if there's already a thread like this, because this site lacks subcategories and/or an adequate search function, and I'm not going to sift through pages and pages of threads to find it. Anyhooo, welcome back Jennifer White. I missed your alabaster skin and nipples like RZA's pointy ass rings. No, I will not fuck your mother simply because she's depressed that your dad left her for a albino tranny. | |
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| 10-07-13 10:35pm - 4094 days | #10 | |
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beautifulrock (0)
Suspended Posts: 21 Registered: Oct 06, '13 Location: CT |
^That's why I paraphrased by saying it's better than the output I'm used to from them. I don't particularly like LTA either, but the Chase scene is def worth a look. No, I will not fuck your mother simply because she's depressed that your dad left her for a albino tranny. | |
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| 10-07-13 10:32pm - 4094 days | #6 | |
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beautifulrock (0)
Suspended Posts: 21 Registered: Oct 06, '13 Location: CT |
Yuck milk enemas... I hate milk. No, I will not fuck your mother simply because she's depressed that your dad left her for a albino tranny. Edited by Staff on Oct 08, 2013, 07:24am | |
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| 10-07-13 08:55pm - 4094 days | #3 | |
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beautifulrock (0)
Suspended Posts: 21 Registered: Oct 06, '13 Location: CT |
I'm not so sure Miley and Amanda are in the same boat. Amanda has clearly lost her mind, whereas Miley seems to be doing everything she's doing intentionally to promote her new sexed up image, and she seems to have at least the support of her one hit wonder dad, who probably needs the money by now. I compare Billy Ray to Chris Tucker, waiting in vain for the Rush Hour 9 script to be ready. 10 years ago I would have wholeheartedly agreed with your assessment that no celebrity would ever make such a drastic move, but with all those antidepressants in the drinking water, I think it's just a matter of time before somebody goes off the rails. No, I will not fuck your mother simply because she's depressed that your dad left her for a albino tranny. | |
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| 10-07-13 07:14am - 4094 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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beautifulrock (0)
Suspended Posts: 21 Registered: Oct 06, '13 Location: CT |
Kim Catrall Four year old dried cum and a nursing home Chyna No smell, just a very loud echo when you talk into it Nicole Kidman Katie Holmes' tongue and shrimp on the barbie Katie Holmes Nicole Kidman's foot, and fear Miley Cyrus Menthol cigarettes, teddy bear fur, and desperation. Amanda Bynes A rare combination of soy sauce and mentos Condoleeza Rice An anus wrapped in a dumpster Christina Aguilera Avocados with just a hint of sterno Let's see if you got what it takes to play the game...  No, I will not fuck your mother simply because she's depressed that your dad left her for a albino tranny. | |
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| 10-07-13 06:26am - 4094 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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beautifulrock (0)
Suspended Posts: 21 Registered: Oct 06, '13 Location: CT |
Not dumb reality stars like the teen mom, who intentionally tried to get preggo with James Deen so she could extort him, and not celebrities who "accidentally" have their home sex tape stolen like Tommy Lee and Pam, and not that douchebag UFC guy who did about 3 movies and nobody knew him anyway, a real celebrity who for some reason loses their mind and decides to cross over into porn, and makes it a permanent career choice. Who do you think would actually have the gaul to do it? Right now I'm thinking Miley Cyrus. That wrecking ball video is as close to porn as MTV and Youtube would allow to be broadcasted. I can totally see her sticking that sideways tongue in some dudes asshole. Yup, I could. No, I will not fuck your mother simply because she's depressed that your dad left her for a albino tranny. | |
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| 10-07-13 06:13am - 4094 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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beautifulrock (0)
Suspended Posts: 21 Registered: Oct 06, '13 Location: CT |
Any good recommendations for anal scenes which include squirting, especially from the reverse cowgirl position? The Mr. Anal with Angel Del Ray was one of the better ones I've seen in a long time. No, I will not fuck your mother simply because she's depressed that your dad left her for a albino tranny. | |
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| 10-07-13 06:07am - 4094 days | #8 | |
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beautifulrock (0)
Suspended Posts: 21 Registered: Oct 06, '13 Location: CT |
9+ for Cherry Hilson, You could comprise a roast beef grinder with those meat curtains. No, I will not fuck your mother simply because she's depressed that your dad left her for a albino tranny. | |
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| 10-07-13 06:05am - 4094 days | #7 | |
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beautifulrock (0)
Suspended Posts: 21 Registered: Oct 06, '13 Location: CT |
Forgot Whitney Westgate. I dunno if her fucking skills are dime-ish, but those fun bags most certainly are.  No, I will not fuck your mother simply because she's depressed that your dad left her for a albino tranny. | |
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| 10-06-13 10:56pm - 4095 days | #15 | |
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beautifulrock (0)
Suspended Posts: 21 Registered: Oct 06, '13 Location: CT |
It's hard to imagine someone as thoughtful as the threadstarter seems to be, believing in ghosts. Say, you haven't ever been accused of gilding the lily, have you? Or being "long winded"? No, I will not fuck your mother simply because she's depressed that your dad left her for a albino tranny. | |
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| 10-06-13 10:52pm - 4095 days | #6 | |
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beautifulrock (0)
Suspended Posts: 21 Registered: Oct 06, '13 Location: CT |
If Cameron Dee's face clears up one day, she'll be a dime. No, I will not fuck your mother simply because she's depressed that your dad left her for a albino tranny. | |
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| 10-06-13 10:47pm - 4095 days | #5 | |
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beautifulrock (0)
Suspended Posts: 21 Registered: Oct 06, '13 Location: CT |
Pat, http://www.babemansion.com/wp-content/up...love-penthouse11.jpg http://www.iafd.com/person.rme/perfid=Li...nder=f/lily-love.htm This is the Lily Love I was referring to. As you can see, she's from the US and just started last year. Also, the past few weeks and months have been bombarded with new Chase Ryder scenes. I personally recommend her Let's Try Anal scene, which is far better than most of the output I'm used to from them. It's right up there with the Kennedy Leigh scene, btw, also a dime. No, I will not fuck your mother simply because she's depressed that your dad left her for a albino tranny. | |
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| 10-06-13 02:44am - 4095 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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beautifulrock (0)
Suspended Posts: 21 Registered: Oct 06, '13 Location: CT |
Hey, first time poster, long time wanker here. After the moritorium, or whatever the hell they call it, I thought there would be a serious decline in talent joining an already suffering industry, which boasts a lack of creativity, imagination, and overall excitement. Boy was I wrong. The new crop of females that are coming out of the wordwork and doing their first scenes are loaded with absolute dime pieces. Normally, I'm really picky. I mean I nitpick everything. Stretch marks, stupid tattoos, acne, cellulose, busted grills, horrible tit jobs, dead fish syndrome, you name it... So finding actual 10's in porn used to be a very difficult thing. I remember a time when the only dime in porn was Angel Dark. Now it seams, they are everywhere. So let's see in the past few months to a year, we've seen the debut of such nines and dimes such as... Lily Love Chase Ryder (stupid paw tattoos aside) Keisha Grey Ashley Graham Marina Visconti Valentina Nappi Gabriella Paltrova (Smallest pussy I've ever seen) Elena Rae Annika (backroom facials, not albrite, although she's a dime too) Katerina Hartlova (please do a b/g without your limp dick boyfriend, I'm begging you) and of course, last years champion, Mia Malkova. So, other than those I've mentioned, what others in the hardcore game do you think are Bo Derek status? P.S. Hardcore does not mean photoshoots or girl/girl for twisty's, it means getting a cock rammed in their va-jay-jay to moving pictures. No, I will not fuck your mother simply because she's depressed that your dad left her for a albino tranny. | |
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