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HeatherMcXxx (0)
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11-02-13 11:18am - 4068 days | #131 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
Now *that's* funny! "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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11-02-13 11:09am - 4068 days | #15 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
I suspect the percentage isn't all that similar, biker. Of my female friends, maybe half -- maybe -- look at porn, and for some of those it's just an occasional thing. Whereas most guys I know are pretty familiar with the field, and some are downright addicted. Still, I'd bet the figure is much larger than 12 percent for women -- at least triple that, probably. "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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11-01-13 07:43pm - 4069 days | #103 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
I think both look very attractive. Well done. "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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11-01-13 07:41pm - 4069 days | #13 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
Even among women, 12 percent would be awfully low. "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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08-14-12 02:38pm - 4513 days | #26 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
Yup. Congrats on that! "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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08-14-12 04:31am - 4514 days | #24 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
Haha ... so smooth. Note, however, that when a guys says, "Is there anything we don't do in bed that you'd like to try, dear?" (a) 99 percent of us will say "no" (listen thoughtfully to that) and (b) we're probably all thinking, "Uh oh, what does he want me to do now?" Nice try, though. "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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08-14-12 04:14am - 4514 days | #10 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
I'd worry more about users who are actually doing the math, marc. But you're honorable for alerting us to the miscalculation. "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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08-11-12 03:22pm - 4516 days | #2 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
You're a gentleman, messmer. I expect that any cam model would develop a pretty thick skin -- or else quit the job. It *is* disturbing to witness the abuse some of these models take. Clearly, there are a whole lot of men who have serious issues with women. Anonymity seems to bring out the worst in some. If I were a cam model, I'd have to adopt the attitude that I'm a paid actress -- a fictional character available for role play. That doesn't mean I'd fulfill the requests of extremists; but when a guy became rude, I'd dismiss him as a crank pathetic enough to engage in name-calling of a virtual model. "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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08-09-12 10:26am - 4518 days | #6 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
An odd question, I think. Sex is a physical activity that need not require romantic connection. The sex trade wouldn't exist otherwise. Chances are the whore you're banging in room 205 isn't your soulmate. I'm not even convinced that being in love makes for better sex. Being freed of any bond may result in a more honest, passionate session. To each his/her own. Maybe I'm not grasping the essence of the question. "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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08-08-12 09:05am - 4519 days | #10 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
I'm on a Mac, and I use Camino. I'm different. "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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08-01-12 08:30pm - 4526 days | #6 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
A lot of back doors. "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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07-22-12 02:55pm - 4536 days | #5 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
If she'd lived centuries ago, artists would be sculpting her. She's a classic, voluptuous beauty. My snuggle invitation remains. "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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07-22-12 01:22pm - 4536 days | #3 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
Ha! She's flaunting. For the record, I'm fond of Kacey at ShowyBeauty. I would enjoy snuggling with her. "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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07-21-12 01:02pm - 4537 days | #7 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
Agreed. But what exactly does a cop doing a "random search" expect to find in such a place? It irks me to no end that these sorts of busts take place. As long as Fred's willard is causing no discomfort to anyone else, let him be. "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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07-20-12 12:05pm - 4538 days | #3 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
Public masturbation? Have you tried Fred Willard? (Sorry.) "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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07-18-12 07:42pm - 4540 days | #4 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
Wikipedia says she was a "pioneer" in "clown porn." My goodness, doesn't she deserve a more dignified summary than that? I wasn't even aware that such a porn genre existed. According to an article I found using Google, the cancer spread to many areas of her body. She probably never had a chance. As messmer noted, someone that young just shouldn't have to deal with such suffering. "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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07-18-12 03:36pm - 4540 days | #5 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
I certainly wouldn't f*** with it. "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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07-18-12 03:45am - 4541 days | #14 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
Who says romance is dead? "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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07-16-12 03:57pm - 4542 days | #32 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
Nothing brings people out of the woodwork like a good grammar debate. "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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07-16-12 12:05pm - 4542 days | #27 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
Ha -- Khan's been schooled. "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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07-16-12 12:04pm - 4542 days | #26 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
Khan, please raise your hand before contributing. "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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07-16-12 04:02am - 4543 days | #22 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
Actually, graymane, there's nothing wrong with ending sentences with prepositions -- that's an age-old prescription that's been discounted for some time. It doesn't mean that a better sentence can't be constructed by moving the preposition elsewhere, but that's a stylistic concern, not grammatical. Since I do plan to teach at some point, I'll begin toning my calves immediately. "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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07-15-12 07:01pm - 4543 days | #19 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
Agreed on all counts, Claypaws. Like you, I side with readability when it comes to these sorts of grammatical conundrums. Besides, graymane deserves a break from the school marm, though I did change my profile pic to appear more stern. Now, slide me over a nice warm piece of quiche and a cup of cold milk, and let's discuss your salvation. "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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07-15-12 05:28pm - 4543 days | #17 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
Hmm ... well, you have two possible errors involving singular subjects used with plural pronouns or referents: (1) you use the singular "anyone" (as in "anyone out there") and "they're" (in "they're right"). That sentence should technically be, "But if this thread strikes anyone out there to mean I'm writing all this from personal experience, then naturally HE'S right ..." (or "she's" ... emphasis mine) (2) you use "all of which" in the last clause, even though your subject is the singular mass noun "variety" (as in "variety of sources" a singular mass noun). God, I'm getting turned on. Both cases could conceivably be termed errors, but even Miss Grammar thinks that's being hypercritical. And the second case might very well be correct as is, with the "which" clause understood to be referring only to "sources." However, you misspelled "boo boo" above. "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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07-15-12 05:09pm - 4543 days | #16 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
Repent now, Claypaws. And pass the quiche, please. "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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07-15-12 03:55pm - 4543 days | #13 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
Bring me your dangling modifier, and watch me slice. "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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07-15-12 08:02am - 4543 days | #7 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
Thank you for this Public Service Announcement, but you forgot to add, "Soon, you have a photo collection of two to three million." Also, it will make you blind. Let's put a poster together for the subways. Oh, and Miss Grammar advises that it's not possible to "leaf through" Internet sites. "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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07-14-12 12:01pm - 4544 days | #31 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
Then I guess I won't need this after all. "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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07-14-12 11:22am - 4544 days | #15 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
Cereal as aphrodisiac? Hmm ... pass the Lucky Charms, please. "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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07-14-12 11:17am - 4544 days | #29 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
Please assure me that this is a joke. "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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07-14-12 04:02am - 4545 days | #25 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
Ha! I guess I invited that one. "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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07-14-12 04:01am - 4545 days | #24 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
Yeah, I've been intermittent at best. I think I posted to the forum a couple of times the first year or two, then I just forgot about it. Even when I'd come and read reviews occasionally, I'd forget about the forum. "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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07-12-12 05:38pm - 4546 days | #9 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
I wasn't really referring to porn scenes. "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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07-12-12 09:42am - 4546 days | #4 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
I cry every time I see a flaccid penis, too. "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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07-12-12 04:32am - 4547 days | #21 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
Haha. Not that kind of surprise -- that would be a drag. Though it sure worked in The Crying Game. "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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07-11-12 05:59pm - 4547 days | #17 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
Glad we're on the same page, graymane. Just wait for the surprise ending! "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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07-11-12 04:26am - 4548 days | #9 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
Ha -- I like that. Sounds like the hokey pokey -- "you put it in and shake it all about"? "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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07-10-12 07:04pm - 4548 days | #13 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
I tried that, but the priest showed no interest. Thanks for the wonderfully entertaining post, Micha. Of course, while I don't doubt the sincerity of anything you've said above, a female who acts sluttish, wanton, etc., tends to have a short shelf life with a male. Approaching a guy and exclaiming "Want to see my pussy?" assures you of a night with said male (or at least a quickie) and probably no more. Am I wrong? "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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07-10-12 06:55pm - 4548 days | #12 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
Hugs, messmer. "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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07-10-12 06:54pm - 4548 days | #11 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
Wow ... did you just use "cornucopia"? Be still my beating heart. Take me, graymane. I'm an open book for you. "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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07-10-12 03:54am - 4549 days | Original Post - #1 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
As a lover of language, I'm always delighted to experience inventive terms, especially regarding sex. Someone on tumblr has been circulating a list of euphemisms for the vagina, and while some are disgusting and many negative, I did enjoy these 10 euphemistic alternatives quite a lot: beef curtains cloven tuft dick sharpener flesh tuxedo lapland mount pleasant pipe cleaner snake charmer vertical grimace willy washer "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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07-10-12 03:41am - 4549 days | #5 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
All good points, graymane (and slutty, too). Glad I could "pump" you for info. The art of erotic massage is, indeed, incomparable when performed by a skillful masseuse. I think all of us -- Johnsons and non-Johnsons alike -- should enjoy the experience and commit ourselves to learning the craft as a way of pleasing our partners in unexpected and wonderfully satisfying ways. You don't have to be an expert, after all: just competent enough (and sensitive enough) to bring your partner (slowly and skillfully) to a knee-slapping conclusion (or some such). You may live somewhere that has a class you can take (recommended), but there's plenty of info available, and if you combine that with enjoying the experience yourself occasionally with a pro (plop down some cash, claim you're doing research), you'll be miles ahead of most in the bedroom. Think how impressed and surprised your lover will be when you glide your fingers lightly, up and down, over the backs of their legs and along the inner thighs and ... whatever's next. "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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07-09-12 07:25pm - 4549 days | Original Post - #1 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
In another thread, Micha asked those of us with vaginas to list those things that make a woman squirm in bed. I invite all of you with penises to suggest how we (i.e., those of us with vaginas) might better tickle your fancy in the bedroom. I'm hoping to gain some valuable tips here. Any takers? "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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07-09-12 07:14pm - 4549 days | #8 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
HAHA! That's what you get for being "straightforward," graymane. I loved your post! I have a weakness for punsters. "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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07-07-12 05:23pm - 4551 days | #5 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
Aren't you sheriff, Cybertoad? "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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07-07-12 02:56pm - 4551 days | #5 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
This might sound cheesy, I know, but this post made my week. Thanks, Micha -- a big hug to you. "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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07-07-12 02:53pm - 4551 days | #45 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
Haha! I laughed out loud at this. "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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07-07-12 03:15am - 4552 days | #33 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
I'm hoping that's a rhetorical question. "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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07-07-12 03:13am - 4552 days | #32 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
You're a nihilist, turbo? That must be exhausting. (Sorry, couldn't resist a Big Lebowski reference.) "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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07-07-12 03:01am - 4552 days | #31 | |
HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
I promise, pat, that no woman can resist a man who cleans -- even on occasion. That's certain to bring out the dirty in her. Sweep her off her feet! "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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