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12-19-10  08:49am - 5117 days #12
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Nice to see someone dug this out
I do plan to be here a bit more this year Squirrel
was a busy busy year. Things have slowed so as soon as I finish my book I will be in here more

Nice to see you all. Since 2007

12-19-10  08:47am - 5117 days #9
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I will have to check it out too Since 2007

12-19-10  08:45am - 5117 days #15
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Well far it be for me to not comment on this rant


1. Tired porn stars, some are so busy and become so famous they get wiped out, I saw a scene from Jessica Jaymes done a month or so ago. Gees you would think she didn't sleep for a week before the scene.

2. I have said it before, guys talking. Its my fantasy not yours, its my dime not yours. Shut the hell up.

3. More then three in a Lez scene. Lets face it the camera guy's can barely watch two ppl let alone three or more. Keep the count down unless you are and extreme camera man. So much is missed in multi-play scenes.

4. Slow updates, I hate a site that charges 29.95 for a month and does 2-4 updates in one month.

5. And my biggest pet peave is ( already said) Closeups.
If a camera guy can not hold his camera still at 8 feet What makes Directors think they can pan worth a crap close up Get where the action is or pan out dumb ass.

I am sure shooting is hard with a boner, so advice to Camera guys, go rub one out and then hold the Camera with your one steady hand.
Sorry I get really cheesed at the crappy shooting now days. Since 2007

12-19-10  08:25am - 5117 days Original Post - #1
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Top Ten Reasons You Know You Used To Much Porn In 2010



1. You recycle more plastic lube containers then pop bottles.

2. You have your local porn shop on speed dial.

3. You know CCBill Support on a first name bases.

4. Porn stars call you up for advice on a scene.

5. You have a picture on Ron Jeremy as a Desktop wallpaper.

6. All your favorites in IE/Firefox are related to porn.

7. You changed your legal name to Rocco Siffredi.

8. Ron Jeremy has a picture of you on his desktop wallpaper.

9. You know what Woody Wood Pecker and Skiing really mean.

10. And The Top Ten Reasons You Know You Used To Much Porn In 2010:
You know longer worry about your neighbors getting your porn from USPS by mistake, in fact you are so proud of your collection you hope it happens.


Toad Since 2007

12-19-10  08:10am - 5117 days #13
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You mean like :


You are are my breast friend.

Telling a girl who came in from the rain ans asking her if she is wet? And then not turning read

LOL Since 2007

12-19-10  08:02am - 5117 days Original Post - #1
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Thought would be a fun thread to put up.


My 10 news years resolution is as follows:


1. Participate more in the PU forum.

2. Work on a new cool Avatar for my ID.

3. Work out more to reflect the toad pic LOL

4. Porn use is on the rise so invest stock in lubrication companies.

5. Teach others to help others.

6. Spend more time with loved ones and friends

7. Finish my book ( a 4 year case study )

8. Finish my PC / Remote porn project.

9. Go shooting much more gotta love Sigs

10. And number 10 make people around me feel important and appreciated.

Ok thats it, what do you guys have .

Toad Since 2007

12-19-10  07:50am - 5117 days #26
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Wow fascinating read , I actually had to pause masturbating to read this. Of course was allot to read so thank goodness there is Viagra

Congrats to all . Since 2007

11-30-10  09:56pm - 5135 days #37
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Hey Messmer, Can we just call you Heff for short now?
A guy is surrounded by women all the time you have to be the resident expert . I do not see it a s downfall. Your expertise is awesome. Thanks Heff. Since 2007

11-24-10  09:40pm - 5141 days #4
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I would say a long time pet peeve is directors talking.
If a person opens a site and I hear that in scenes I wont rejoin. To many men are wanting to be players in these films and are swamping the industry with same ole same ole bad boy screws hot chick. its been done to death the last few years along with the guy talking his ass off during he whole thing.
I'll probably comment more as other give input Since 2007

11-24-10  03:12pm - 5142 days #26
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Interesting for sure. Since 2007

11-24-10  02:35pm - 5142 days #12
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Reminds me of Saturday Night Live

Pete Schweddy, played by Alec Baldwin,

SCHWEDDY BALLS

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/snl-sweaty-balls/3125655456 Since 2007

11-24-10  01:59pm - 5142 days #114
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Lol funny Since 2007

11-23-10  08:33pm - 5142 days #17
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I still have never seen a good manager / view seems like it would be so simple. Yet their is no good programs to manage a porn collection. Since 2007

11-23-10  07:42pm - 5142 days #9
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The 1974 parody film Blazing Saddles further adapted this dialog, phrasing the bandit's line as "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges." This condensed version has become one of the most popular variations of the quote. Countless additional examples exist and originally came from a longer version explaining why they didn't need the badges . Since 2007

11-23-10  06:30pm - 5143 days #39
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Very few women can pull off sexy and slutty with tats.
You either look like a 2 dollar whore or a 200.00 one.
The same is with fake boobies .

Producers have not figured out what is needed for class and ass to be smooth and sexy. They think skank is sexy .
Skank is dirty and nasty, not sexy.

There are hardcore actresses that are straight up hot and sexxy and pull this off. But tats are risky for porn business. Since 2007

11-23-10  06:21pm - 5143 days #23
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I had to ponder this, I mean that is tons of porn.
I wonder if they stole the 5 gallons of lube he must have had as well LOL.

But seriously, I think this was an inside job, I mean know one stands on the corner saying look at me I watch porn and have millions of videos !

I think this guy bragged to the wrong person.

Ok, not that anyone here would do it, but if you knew your neighbor would be gone and had a several TB external drives sitting in the den full of porn and they had a bad door lock.
Would you get some porn? Or copy his drives and return them?

Be honest now ! Since 2007

11-23-10  05:59pm - 5143 days #7
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My concern was where Pat was going to pin the badge LOL

Congrats My friend Since 2007

11-09-10  12:45pm - 5157 days #23
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Quality is a god place to start, then content and star quality Since 2007

04-30-10  10:48pm - 5349 days #6
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Originally Posted by Goldfish:


I sort of feel the same way with the anonymity. Even on a news site forum I may not want to give away my identity. Here, it's that much more of a desire to keep the identity tucked away.

Thanks for sharing!


I agree, besides that this form is on search engines too Since 2007

04-30-10  10:46pm - 5349 days #4
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Sammie Rhodes
is as good as it gets. Since 2007

04-30-10  10:46pm - 5349 days #9
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The breathing can be very sensual especially exhausted and sexxy. can be very hot. Since 2007

04-30-10  10:44pm - 5349 days #5
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Hmm this is all we got ???

Show me the money LOL ok not the money, but the honey Since 2007

04-30-10  10:42pm - 5349 days #22
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Nudity is truly in the eyes of the beholder LOL Since 2007

04-30-10  10:41pm - 5349 days #21
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Solution :

Lets send over 250 tons of DVD porn and 1.5 million gallons
lotion. That will mellow there asses a bit . Since 2007

04-30-10  10:39pm - 5349 days #21
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Originally Posted by Goldfish:


I'm not really sure. I just liked the orange because it goes with the screen name.


Shes hot Since 2007

04-30-10  10:38pm - 5349 days #14
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I wonder what happens if one can not afford to get new silicone after the expirations dates ? Since 2007

04-30-10  10:35pm - 5349 days #5
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Good topic I am looking for a good site to try. Since 2007

04-30-10  10:33pm - 5349 days #13
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Originally Posted by PinkPanther:


and then the willingness of the performer to work their ass off


Hey Pink you made a funny Since 2007

04-30-10  10:32pm - 5349 days #4
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Well,
Consent can be either expressed or implied. For example, participation in a contact sport usually implies consent to contact by other participants, when contact is permitted by the rules of the sport. Express consent exists when verbal or written contractual agreement occurs.
If a person signs a document stating that he or she is aware of the hazards of an activity, and that individual is then injured during that activity, the express consent given in advance may excuse another person who caused an injury to that person.
So if they click yes and box A is pre-checked, you just bought yourself a pony. Since 2007

04-30-10  10:29pm - 5349 days #17
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I am bored and would like to find something different but good quality. Since 2007

04-30-10  10:28pm - 5349 days #2
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I am not sure I get what site type you are looking for ?
Coulc you dare I ask , " be more specific ".

LOL in 200 words or less Since 2007

04-30-10  10:26pm - 5349 days #40
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Baker, nice shots Since 2007

04-30-10  10:26pm - 5349 days #5
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And here we have the honest thing we call democracy ppl. Since 2007

04-30-10  10:24pm - 5349 days #8
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Afford what you must, and save for what you can not afford.
The reward to event is sweeter if its special and not just another purchase. Since 2007

04-30-10  10:21pm - 5349 days #7
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Interesting I still love XP PRO Since 2007

04-22-10  07:52am - 5358 days #2
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Just a thought, but putting this thought you had in the replies to that review might have more impact in its value to readers. If thats what you were going for by posting in the forum. Since 2007

04-22-10  07:50am - 5358 days #5
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Ok that made more sense, after I had a second cup of coffee LOL.
Thanks Khan for the help.
Going to go through a few more .
Nice to see PU'sers responding to them way cool. Since 2007

04-22-10  06:36am - 5358 days #5
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Originally Posted by BadMrFrosty:


Here in the Czech Republic we have sex shops open 24 hours a day, which are not tucked away in seedy parts of town. For example in Prague, you are likely to see the "Erotic City" chain of sex shops while walking around the centers tourist attractions.


God I love this place


In Salem, Oregon * The Capital of Oregon
there is a HUGE ADULT STORE
On the way to the governors house one block off the main freeway and a main street lol shares the same parking lot with Mc Donalds . The signs says Adult must be 8 feet tall on teh top of their building. Since 2007

04-22-10  06:33am - 5358 days #4
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I did think the decline was bad either, leaves more for me LOL Since 2007

04-22-10  06:25am - 5358 days #3
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LOL, Ok Now I'm confused.

So I should respond to the old thread, not make a new one ?
But But...... I thought you said, make a new one instead of responding to an old one LO>
My head is spinning .
I am happy to re-visited them which ever way you think works best.
I did see some users are old, I guess I am thinking others might have renewed interest even if a person is gone as I found my self interested in these reposts and wondering what others might know. ??

Thank You

Cybertoad. Since 2007

04-22-10  06:20am - 5358 days #3
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lol hmmm I didnt see that one I am sifting carefully but must have slipped by me. Since 2007

04-21-10  11:28pm - 5358 days Original Post - #1
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What is the best Porn song parody you can make up ?

A few years back I made this one :
https://www.pornusers.com/forum/forum_thread.html?threadid=381

Lets see what you can do ??
Have some fun with it.

Need some help ? Ok heres a song by ACDC I re did tonight.

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

If your havin' trouble with your girl given head
she's makin' your balls blue
You wanna blow a load but not in your bed
Here's what you gotta do -
Pick up your bone
slam it all the way home
Cum here any time
Just call the bitch with the 36 24 36 [hey!]
I let your beads fly.

On her knees, going deep
On her knees, going deep
On her knees, going deep
On her knees, going deep
On her knees, going deep On her knees, going real deep.
oooh
On her knees, going deep On her knees, going real deep.
Ya !


Ok you get he picture. Since 2007 Edited on Apr 21, 2010, 11:38pm

04-21-10  11:26pm - 5358 days Original Post - #1
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There was a thread awhile back, and well what is the most
twisted or disturbing film you have seen.
https://www.pornusers.com/forum/forum_thread.html?threadid=335 is the old thread. Since 2007

04-21-10  11:25pm - 5358 days Original Post - #1
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There was a thread awhile back, and well what is the most
twisted or disturbing film you have seen.
https://www.pornusers.com/forum/forum_thread.html?threadid=335 is the old thread. Since 2007

04-21-10  11:22pm - 5358 days Original Post - #1
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There are many new asses out there, back in 2008 there was two thread on it, now that we are allowed pics if you can find one that fits this question ?
(And it abides by the new PU rules ) Lets see that ASS.
Or a name to it. Since 2007

04-21-10  11:15pm - 5358 days Original Post - #1
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Part one was here awhile back:
https://www.pornusers.com/forum/forum_thread.html?threadid=234

So what really get things going and what makes the noodle limp.

Mine is women eating in porn, I just never got into the whole thing. If they want to stick something in their mouths,
I have other ideas for that . Since 2007

04-21-10  11:12pm - 5358 days Original Post - #1
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A few years back there was a Fab 5
Its time to see where we are now.
https://www.pornusers.com/forum/forum_thread.html?threadid=141

With our favorite Fab 5 Stars Since 2007

04-21-10  11:09pm - 5358 days Original Post - #1
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IN CASE YOU EVER WONDER IF PORN WAS DOING WELL

Since 2007

04-21-10  11:00pm - 5358 days Original Post - #1
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Hey another none answered thread from the past.
Its Night of the Living Thread !@
https://www.pornusers.com/forum/forum_thread.html?threadid=189

Guy was looking for an orgy site ? Since 2007

04-21-10  10:57pm - 5358 days Original Post - #1
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Guys was looking for a good solo Asian site two years later no one responded. Cane we help this guy out ??
https://www.pornusers.com/forum/forum_thread.html?threadid=167

Cybertoad Since 2007

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