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Porn.com
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50.0
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Current Member for less than 1 month (at the time of review).
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| Pros: |
Their movie collection is amazing
They have image zips
The site design is great |
| Cons: |
Slow Slow Slow Slow Site.
Slow Slow Slow Slow Downloads.
Updates are stupid as hell.
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| Bottom Line: |
Ok, so I decided to join this site again after taking a break for a year, so here I am a year later and all I have to ask is....... WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED!!?
So last time I joined this site everything was fine, dl speeds were excellent, site speed was great, everything was fantastic but here I am a year later and it's a total fucking disaster, I mean jesus christ monkeyballs.
So first and most importantly lets talk about the download speeds, I mean what the hell? The maximum of my dl speeds is 154kb, WHAT?! WHAT!!?
.......... WHAT?!
I mean I pay $50.00 or so a month for Road Runner cable and my speed is pretty good, I mean I get up to 1MB download speeds in some places, at Video Box I would get up to 860KB, so it's alright on my end, but WTF is going on on their end? Did they switch to 56K?
As you can tell, I am pissed off a bit, I mean it's not the money I am pissed about, no, it's the fucking potential of the website, I mean this place is a fucking porno palace and it's been burned to the fucking ground because the download speeds are terrible.
I am so fucking disappointed in this site, there was so much porn I wanted from this place and I have not gotten a goddamn thing, not 1 file has been completed from this site since I joined last month, why you ask? Because I cannot sit there and wait 26 minutes to download a goddamn 174MB file, I just can't.
Also, the updates, well they have always been stupid at updating shit, I mean to update a movie, scene by scene is just mind blowing, I mean if I was a cartoon surfing Porn.com my head would not only explode, it would blow up the house I was in, very comical shit, my head would blow and seconds later the PC then the house.
This site has really gone to hell and there is no way in hell that I will ever try this place again and I would STRONGLY recommend that you stay as far away as possible, if you're reading this review with any interest in disobeying this warning I will kill you............ ok, I won't kill you ............ those download speeds will do that.
If I could score this lower than 50 I wouldn't, it's a pretty girl who wants to fuck you but she has no orifices, not even a mouth, she just keeps stroking your cock with your foot and occasionally takes her heel and crushes the fuck outta your cock, it's just terrible.
Goddammit/10
There are words but they are all swear words.
-_- FUCK! |
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01-17-09 08:26pm
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Review
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Joe The Pervert
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50.0
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Current Member for less than 1 month (at the time of review).
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| Pros: |
The girls are nice.
Download speed is decent for videos |
| Cons: |
- Download speeds for zipped pic sets is awful
- Unfinished Scenes(WTF?!)
- Video Quality is inconsistent
- File sized don't match video quality
- Camera guy/performer never shuts up
- Shared scenes with Sexy Suck Jobs with small
edits.
- Not every girl has a pic set |
| Bottom Line: |
*sigh*
This is by far one of the worst sites I ever visited, I mean the layout sucks ass, the site speed is slow, there are unfinished scenes and when I say unfinished I mean UNFINISHED, meaning I downloaded the entire big ass file only to find out that the video cuts out in the middle of the scene, there is no end.
For example, there is one Loni scene that runs about 11 minutes...... now get this, it's 11 minutes of plot, no sex, no nudity, no nothing, it just cuts out while they stand in a grocery store talking, I checked the file size with the site and it was the entire file, so that was the straw that broke my back.
So if I were you, I wouldn't even bother with this site, not even if you joined the network it's on, which is put together very cheaply and poorly, navigation is fine but the site layout is just bad, I would make a longer review but what's the point, it's not even worth that because it would be nothing but bad things.
So in conclusion, DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT DOWNLOADING ANYTHING FROM THIS SITE, just stick with the good sites like Ghetto Gaggers and the like, don't fuck with Joe The Pervert, or as I would like to call it, Joe Where's The Rest of The Scene At?!
Bullshit/10
- Edit: So basically, what I JUST found out is that if you download the higher res versions of the scenes then you only get part 1 of the scene and that's it, if you want the entire scene your only option is to download the ugly low res versions that come in parts
- Edit 2: SO, upon previous assumptions I thought that in order to get the whole scene you had to download the low res versions, no, scrape that, YOU CANNOT GET THE ENTIRE SCENE AT ALL UNLESS YOU STREAM IT!!!!!! WTF?!!!!!!!!
Edit 3: Goddamn, I didn't think it could get any worse than what is already here, but upon checking all the files to see if they were finished or not I have ran into a weird file.
It appears that the "Carolyn" file has some "Alexis Silver" file spliced into it, I am sure it's a technical error with the file, but why did this get uploaded to the server? Do they even check the fucking files? I am sure they don't now, so basically the file is not only unfinished but unwatchable.
Edit 4: The final tally between finished and unfinished scenes, all have been downloaded and checked, and out of the 40 scenes on the website, only 17 were complete, the rest were missing a quarter to 3/4 of the scene, this website is fucking pathetic.
If it was possible to rate this site lower than a 50 I would rate it a 10, who are these people and why are they making porn sites like this?
There are no words, none at all. -_- |
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01-12-09 06:33am
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Review
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Black Amateur BJs
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58.0
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Current Member for less than 1 month (at the time of review).
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| Pros: |
* Black Chicks On White Guys (Rare)
* Some Cute Black Girls
* Lots Of Bonus Sites
* Great Search By Actress Function
* Lots Of Movies |
| Cons: |
* Some Not So Cute Black Chicks
* The Site Design Is Terrible
* Slow DL Speeds
* Most Bonus Sites Are Uninteresting
* The Site Is A Clone Of A Clone Of A Clone
* Mediocre Quality Videos
* Very Low Res Photo Sets
* Not ALL Videos Are Downloadable (Bonus Sites) |
| Bottom Line: |
Ok, I joined this site because I like to see Black Chicks on White Guys because it's kinda rare to see a site dedicated to that interracial side, usually it's black guys on the world, so I wanted to see some black chicks on white guys.
That said, this site sucks hard, ok not only is it a clone of porn.com, which is a clone of all access pass which is a clone of download pass, they don't even give you all the content from the original site, that sucks, they give you some but not all.
The site feels like a rip off but it isn't because it's $9.95(discount deal) but it just feels like it because most of the awesome content from the bonus sites are flash stream only and if you click the download link they send you to Yappo, which blows.
Also there are 35 episodes of the featured site and the site was last updated April 9th 2008, so basically this is all you are getting for the featured site.
Now this site does give you a large chunk of porn.com's dvd section and that is cool but the navigation is kinda lame, and the site design is pretty ugly too, it looks cheap and feels cheap..... so I guess $9.95 is all it's worth...
Anyways, I got what I wanted from the site and am done with it, the scenes I got were pretty nice even though the video quality could be a hell of a lot better, but whatever.
Anyway, I recommend you stay away from this particular site, if you are going to join then get your $ worth and join the original site and get everything.
This site sucks! |
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07-19-08 03:28am
Replies (1)
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Review
4
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J Sex Network
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95.0
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Current Member for less than 1 month (at the time of review).
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| Pros: |
* Excellent Amount Of Movies
* Excellent Amount Of Hi Res Images
* Great Ratings & Descriptions Of Movies
* Nice Site Interface
* Fast Downloads
* Huge Selection Of JAV Actresses
* A Good Number Of Zipped Hi Res Photo Sets
* They Raised The Daily DL Limit From 8 To 12GB
* Lots Of Risa Kasumi ;) |
| Cons: |
* Kinda Expensive
* No Search Function
* They Have DL Limit
* Not All Photo Sets Are Hi Res
* Not All Photo Sets Are Zipped
* The Small Video Clips Are Very Low Res
* Can Be Addictive |
| Bottom Line: |
I decided to join JSN because of the combo of movies and hi res images they had to offer, it took a while for me to take the leap and pay that $34.00 but I went on and did it and I am satisfied with my decision.
First of all the site design is nice to look at and easy to navigate from section to section and while that is easy it can be difficult to find a movie in the genre you are looking for because of the lack of a search function, for instance I love cosplay and blowjob videos and pov but I have to journey through their entire collection in order to round up the movies I want.
In their defense you can just search for movies by actress though, so I just look at all the actresses and click on the pretty face of the girl I like and explore her vids, so that is cool but still a little tedious because there are soo many pretty girls and some of them don't have a lot of films and some of them also do not have the good quality movies.
So while JSN isn't perfect and could use a little bit of work in some areas, I can say that it is very well worth the high price for what you get, I mean I can join 2 mediocre sites for the price of JSN, which is an awesome site.
Daily updates of movies and picture sets is great but that download limit is not too good, however, I don't mind it as much as I thought I would, so all in all, I love JSN and I will stay a member for a while and I highly recommend this site to any fans of quality Japanese Porn & Beautiful JAV Girls. |
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07-19-08 02:56am
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