Brazzers (0)
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Was a member approx. 2 months prior to this review.
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| Pros: |
+ 8,000 exclusive porn scenes with updates 2x per day across 33 sites (only 17 currently update).
+ A wide variety of porn from teens to milfs, almost all hardcore, featuring most every US porn star you know.
+ 1080 sized vids going back to 2010.
+ Decent navigation though the site is a bit plain by today's standards.
+ In browser video streams are fast and smooth and the scenes have tags where you can jump to the type of action you want.
+ Good sized pics (2500x1660) going back to 2009 and a lot of them (about 500 per scene). All pic sets have zips.
+ Most scenes supply some sort of story line as opposed to the usual gonzo offerings of most sites.
+ Discounts through TBP (I got a $10 per month holiday deal).
+ No DRM or download limits.
+ Professional production standards for most all scenes. |
| Cons: |
- Prechecked cross sale on signup that's not entirely obvious (look at the top of signup page in a separately colored box).
- Uses Probiller for billing which isn't great on support.
- Lots of ads throughout the site.
- Slow downloads at times (don't use Firefox on this site).
- Lots of tats, botox and cosmetic surgery on the talent.
- A lot of overlap on the sites, no real distinction between most of them.
- Pics are basically HD screen shots from the videos so the quality is sometimes iffy. |
| Bottom Line: |
As most everyone knows, Brazzers is a classic hardcore mega porn site that offers something for most everyone at a decent price. The emphasis here leans more towards well known porn stars with big boobs and milfs doing straight sex, anal and most every other position. Not a lot of lesbian, group sex or DP scenes if that's your thing. It's basically your local diner that will fill you up but won't “wow” you. Here's the lowdown:
PICS: All scenes have pics with zips with 2500z1660 sizes going back almost a decade. Pre-2009 sizes drop to 900x600. The in browser viewer for pics is antiquated (can only view pics at 800x530 resolution). You get a ton of pics per scene (usually 500+) which can really means a lot of shots of the same thing. The good thing about all these pics is that if you like softcore photos about one half of the pics per set are the “before” pose shots where the girls start fully dressed and then strip down to nothing so you can build you own softcore galleries if you want. The action pics are screen grabs which are usually good quality but some scenes are way too dependent on a macro / fisheye lens setting which warps all but the center of the image and bad cropping (scenes where the models have no arms / legs). As usual, the videos typically show more action content than the pics.
VIDS: I liked the in browser options for vids. You can play them at various speeds (.5 to 2x) and numerous resolution (phone to 1080). For the last several years, each scene has jump tags where you can click on the type of action you want to see and the video will jump to that part. Streams were fast and smooth. I had pretty good download speeds for me (1-3 mb/sec) but this varied on time of day; during evening “prime time” things really got slow to the point I gave up a few times. MP4 is the main video download format and they look good. I downloaded a lot in 480 resolution to save space and they look fine on my 22” monitor.
NAV: Navigation on a site this big works best if you go site by site as opposed the ginormous main update page where pagination becomes an issue. The individual sites look outdated but at least most everything works. There is a model directory which seems complete. You can also tag scenes, save favorite scenes, leave comments and rate scenes. They have a search function based on general categories or tags which seems more inclusive than most sites but still isn't close to complete.
I will note that I like Firefox but even with the most up to date version getting pages to load was terribly slow at any time of day. I resorted to Chrome which worked a lot faster here.
Probiller is not my favorite processor. You can only cancel via phone or email so plan on canceling at least a few days in advance. Customer service is a bit spotty too.
There is a certain lack of male talent here. There are only a handful of guys that appear in most scenes so if one or more of them turn you off then there's a lot you may not like.
Personally I'm not into the whole big butt / big breast thing (hell, I even saw butt implants here) “but” (pun intended) there is something for most everyone who likes hardcore. I like that they at least put a story line on almost all the scenes, not as well as other sites but it's an improvement over straight gonzo. The overall scene and production quality is not top end but it's better than average which pretty much sums up the site as a whole. |
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