Hot Crazy Mess (0)
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| Status: |
Current Member for less than 1 month (at the time of review).
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| Pros: |
- Part of the Nubiles family
- A-list models
- Plot-based scenes
- Conventional B/G porn
- Streaming and downloads in five resolutions each
- Screenshots available
- Logical site, options to sort and search scenes
- 56 scenes (currently)
- Updates weekly |
| Cons: |
- 100% POV, and not great POV either
- Not part of the Nubiles Network
- Some ads, but not overly obtrusive |
| Bottom Line: |
Hot Crazy Mess is a relatively new addition to the Nubiles family of sites. Unfortunately, it isn’t part of the larger Nubile networks but is a stand-alone site. However, thanks to a generous 50% TBP/PU discount the site still offers great value.
HCM offers fairly generic porn – but I don’t mean that in a negative way. There are obviously porn sites that serve specific niches that exist on the fringes but a vast majority of porn watchers and collectors still prefer mainstream scenes. While these are mainstream scenes they do all have a common theme, namely the plot has the female models perhaps making some bad choices.
All of the scenes are plot-based and those plots follow the overall theme set by the site name. Interestingly, the site has made a choice to include a brief description of the plot set up at the beginning of each scene. Personally, I like to this approach. While the plots are all based around the loose theme of the female model making some bad choices (snooping on a family member’s laptop, attempting to steal a dog from an ex-boyfriend or cheating on a boyfriend with his best friend, for example) the most common plot theme on the site revolves around the step-siblings (there are some step-daughter/step-father scenes too). I guess that’s just low-hanging fruit for porn these days. But, it’s a niche that I quite like even though I know there are others who avoid it.
As with most plot-based porn the plot is merely there to get the scene started. Martin Scorsese isn’t writing scripts for this or other sites. Once the thin veneer of plot is set the scene simply becomes fairly generic B/G porn. This isn’t a criticism of the site and shouldn’t be read as such. I prefer a bit of a plot, especially one that explains why the two people are getting together and creates some sexual tension between them. HCM delivers on these expectations.
As with all other Nubiles sites the models don’t have a huge amount of variety. This is absolutely not a problem for me since I join their sites specifically to see scenes with younger, petite models. It’s also worth noting that most of the models here would be considered A-list. They are the who’s who of young, petite porn stars active today. One bit of good news is that there is some variety in that there are some scenes featuring Asian and Black models. Those scenes still make up only a minority but they do appear more frequently than on other competitive sites.
There are currently 56 videos uploaded and a new one is added each week.
Both streaming and downloads are available in five resolutions (480×270, 644x360, 960x540, 1280×720 and 1920x1080). Bitrates are good and the scenes look good with no pixilation or stuttering. Frame rates are 30fps. There is also a “theatre mode” and while I tried that I can’t really determine what it’s value is. But it is reasonable to say that whether you prefer streaming or downloads there is something for everyone.
The site is logically laid out, which isn’t too hard to do with a new and relatively small site. The scenes can be sorted by upload date and model. There are also tags to help you drill down further into anything specific.
There are some ads at the beginning as you login and some at the bottom of each page but they aren’t overly obtrusive.
Screenshots are also available as singles or as zips. Those come in at 1920×1080.
I had no issues using a download manager to queue up the scenes I wanted to download. I also found that download speeds were on par with similar sites meaning that they were quite fast. I didn’t encounter any throttling or download limits.
The only serious negative I found (and this may be partly subjective) is that the scenes are all shot in POV. I’m not a big fan of this style but I can live with it as long as it is well done. Unfortunately, this isn’t well done. I found that in all scenes there is a lot of camera shake and the cameraman, who is also engaged in sex, sometimes moves and loses the shot. I’m sure shooting good POV is very difficult so it seems to me that the remedy is to have a cameraman shoot the scene. This could be a big improvement for the site.
A minor negative is that it would be nice if it was part of the Nubiles network but I can certainly understand why it isn’t. Besides, the discount offered makes this an excellent value.
The bottom line is that while this is generally pretty middle-of-the-road porn it’s very good middle-of-the-road porn and it aims right into a big part of the market. Unless you are looking for an unconventional niche you will likely be happy with a membership at the site. This site is well worth considering if you like young, petite models in (mildly) plot-based porn scenes. Just be aware that all the scenes are POV and have a lot of camera shake and other issues involving the cameraman doing two important things at the same time. |
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