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exotics4me (0) 12-08-21  06:14am
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Pros: - Look what I stumbled up on. It’s like walking into a 1990s video rental store and entering the backroom.
- All of these are porn classics and the numbers are going to shock you. I hadn’t even noticed this site.
- The names of the stars are even classics, what happened to the days of Big Jack Hammer and Delicious Milano?
- This is like a Wayne’s World found porn stash.
- The part I liked as much as anything? The videos are the complete VHS/DVD. You don’t have download parts.
- The number says it all … 2,422 full classic porn movies, not scenes, the entire movies. That sure is better than finding 2 VHS tapes under my uncle’s bed in the 90s.
- Good download speeds too (80% of my max)
- It’s stashed in the Adult Prime Network.
Cons: - Well hell, it’s old, 480p is as good as you’re going to get but I have an encoder that will upscale it without screwing it up. I think it will only upscale to 640 but where else are you going to get these classic scenes?
- There are some problems. There is no model list but if you click on the model’s name in the scene description it shows you the other scenes they have and since these models are from the 80s and 90s, it’s going to be from this site. I don’t know how much trouble would be to make a separate model list just for this site.
Bottom Line: Some of my earliest reviews let out a lot of my porn secrets. My all-time favorite porn series was a classic one from Vivid called, “The Watcher” that was early exhibitionism and voyeurism. A lot of my favorite models were from the 90s and some of them are still performing like Nina Hartley and one I remember most is Kobe Tai. This site takes me back to that time period. Even though some of it is from even earlier. I don’t think any of it goes back before the 80s. There is another site on the network about vintage porn that goes back to the black and white days. That’s too far back for me.

What’s so special about this porn? The “scenes” are downloaded in whole. Some are as long as 90 minutes and there are 3-5 scenes in it. Those porns had to be watched together. They told a story. There’s a theme. There’s recurring characters. I remember watching porn in the 90s that you would sit and watch like a television show. That’s where the classic bom-chi-chi-waa-waa music came from. The scene would be a poorly acted B-level soap opera and then the clothes would start coming and that music would hit. I have had more fun just going through these than I do on most porn sites. Just looking through them. The names were so funny and creative. Or really dumb like Big Jack Hammer, that’s still creative.

What you have here is a 2,422 full-length classic porn video catalog. It can be downloaded; it can be streamed. The names of the movies were even fun. There’s one called Playmate of the Mouth, which will only make sense to those remember Playboy and Playmate of the Month. Here’s you a laugh, The Adventures of Mr. Tootsie Pole. That would probably be politically incorrect today since it’s interracial and it’s comparing the black guy’s dick to a tootsie roll. You’ve heard of Babes in Toyland, what about Sluts in Toyland?

You know what you get the most of from these old movies? It’s not cookie-cutter. That’s why it’s not in scenes. I have talked about Vivid online having problems because they split their DVDs up into scenes. You can download some of those and half of a scene won’t even be porn. It will be a dialogue section. It’s because these movies were made to be watched as a whole story. I didn’t say the story was good. It’s usually not. It’s usually pretty dumb. What you’re not going to run into is as the sex is ending, you’re not going to see the guy (at least not always), push the woman off of him, stick his ass in front of the camera and try to nail a money shot on her face or tongue. Our own personal sex lives are not important here but that is what makes so much porn seem like cookie-cutter. Some couples may pull out and do the facial but it’s not likely to happen every time and it’s not going every 23 minutes. Couples are not going to have missionary, doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, possibly anal then the cumshot. That is the formula for most porn. These movies do that some but it’s not as obvious.

What I liked best was these are not THAT old. If you like Vivid Classics, these are very similar and it that same time period. Here’s some notable names: Ron Jeremy, Seka, Nina Hartley, Mike Horner, Tom Byron who was very popular in those days, Christy Canyon, one of the first pornstars I remember seeing and wanting to see more of – Alexandra Silk. And the jaw-dropping Keisha, which means Peter North is on here somewhere. I have heard that Peter North would film with Keisha for free.

As much positive as I have had to say there still are a few problems. Besides the no model list. A lot of the scenes don’t link to the stars in the scene. Their names will be in the description but no link. Only the biggest stars have the link to their other scenes. I don’t know if it’s just I need to reset my connection. The last movie I tried to download was downloading at a terrible speed. I can usually download at over 100MB/s and I was at 1MB/s, maybe the kinks are being worked out. Either way, this is like a gold mine of classic porn, especially being able to download the full movies. The last one I tried said 540p in the filename and it was 1.8GB so the quality isn’t terrible. I am going to temper my score a little. If these kinks get worked out this is a 95 minimum for me.

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