Cherry Pimps Network (0)
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Current Member for over 6 months (at the time of review).
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| Pros: |
- The top network in porn. Nothing else needs to be said.
- Everything is high quality. They have so much content, their archive starts with scenes from 2019.
- They have everything anyone straight would want. Live scenes, pretty, young models being the focus, goofy, cliché niches and it makes their yearly price (around $90-$100) seem like a bargain.
- 4k downloads on all the newer videos including some in the archive. Those also have 1080p and 720p.
- High quality photosets that you can download.
- Download speeds are very fast across the network.
- Navigation is simpler than it should be, and I will go into that in the bottom line.
- They have the Cherry of the Month. |
| Cons: |
- I believe the porn market has lowered. The price with downloads may be too high for some. It was the regular price ($29.95) back then I first started joining online porn sites but you don’t see that much anymore.
- If you don’t like condoms there are some condoms. |
| Bottom Line: |
I have reviewed 4 of the “sites” or “series” in the Cherry Pimp Network and I think each of those sites are at or near the top of their niche/class. That’s far from all you get. You also get all of these:
Wild on Cam – I have a review of it posted.
Cherry of the Month – This was the initial draw for me to this site. It reminds me of Twisty’s old Treat of the Month. Each month a model is focused on. She has photosets, videos and it’s an honor. It also lets you see more of a model you may not even know of.
Alt – It is what it says, alternative, tattoos, different fetishes.
BCM – It stands for Big Cock Mood. It’s women that like big cocks.
Cheese – This sounds like it’s made for me. It even says it’s campy.
Busted – Forget the sites that just focus on school or stealing and being caught, this site covers all those.
Bush – It’s not about a former President. They do not, from what I’ve seen, go into extreme hairy. It’s mainly pubic hair and it’s still trimmed up and doesn’t look a 90 year old toupee that got stuck in the spin cycle.
Confessions – This is where the fantasies are played out.
Cucked – It’s what it says. It’s a husband watching his wife have sex with another man.
Drilled – It’s simple, they’re drilling for oil right up the butt.
Ebony – These are all-black scenes.
Exotic – They describe it well, Asians, Latinas and biracial and other unique looks.
Femme – It’s a pretty lesbians site.
Fresh – Teens and new to the industry models.
Ginger – For all those pale redhead lovers.
Milf – They didn’t need a whole damn network with 43 versions of Milfs.
Petite – I reviewed this one separately and you can check that out.
Taboo – I also reviewed this one separately so check that out.
Cherry Spot – Yet another I reviewed separately.
Archives – There are over 2,600 scenes in the archives. And some of those have 4K downloads.
Even though I knew about the network and have joined it and held a membership to it for over two years, how is this site not bigger than it is with fans? I think because they don’t get enough attention. Every major star model is on the network. There’s every type of sex. The biggest part is how nice the scenes look and how good the production is.
I went to great depths to get these numbers. As a whole network: Nearly 7,000 videos including 3,000 live. If I was going to describe Cherry Pimps in a way that porn fans could understand and relate to, I would say it’s like what would happen if any of these massive, popular networks, quit worrying about numbers to advertise and quit trying to make these premium standalone sites that people have to $15 each to join and combined all those into one network. You all know who I’m talking about. There’s a lot of those porn companies that have a big network and then say, “Oh, but if you want this niche, you have to join this site and pay extra for downloads on it too!” Cherry Pimps cuts all that nonsense out. You join and pay for downloads right from the start. You can get a year of it for under $100.
The navigation is simpler than it should be thanks to their listing of the different niches as sites or series.
I know that some of my past 100 scores were examples of subjectivity. I was biased towards the content and that is part of what makes Porn Users a unique experience. Cherry Pimps earns a 100 on objective and subjective. I have scored it between 93 and 95 in previous reviews. It’s a 100. They broke the mold with the 3,000 scene live site. Didn’t poke at you and say you have to be online at 3:19 AM EST to watch. It is all there for you to watch. You get to find out about a new model every month that you maybe didn’t know with the Cherry of the Month. You have a whole list of fetish sites covering most niches. It’s as close to perfect as a network can get. The best compliment I can pay them is they’ve never changed. They had a plan and have stuck to it. |
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