Porn Nerd Network (0)
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| Status: |
Current Member for less than 1 month (at the time of review).
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| Pros: |
- this looks like a network I should know better than to join.
- I probably should have listened to the side telling me not to join, but by joining, I was able to find some of the best porn I have seen.
- The Porn Nerd Network comes with 22 sites that follow no rhyme or reason to why they are on the same network.
- You also get Aggressive Pass which is a network TBP doesn’t do business with anymore. It adds about 1,000 videos to the whole package.
- As this review goes on, you will get to see just how important one model or site can be to how much a person likes a network.
- Download speeds are good (80% my max), there is a reported download limit, but I haven’t hit it.
- CCBill is the payment processor and was the biggest reason I was willing to take a risk on this network. |
| Cons: |
- The truth is the majority of this network is bargain-bin quality, but not all and there’s some hidden treasures on here. Oh give me time to get to what sold me on it.
- No photoset downloads. I had to break out the dusty but trusty image downloader extension for my browser and downloaded some photos.
- If you’re not sold on this network by the same way I was, you probably won’t like the network. |
| Bottom Line: |
a lot of talk without any resolve. I will get the guilty site out of the way to begin this review. It’s Chubby Blondy. Go ahead, go look, chubby in 2011 looked a lot different than it does in 2023. That’s an all-natural, gorgeous, nerdy, sexy Italian woman and Chubby Blondy is her site.
I can’t believe how much views have changed. She looks normal size for 2023. Her site has around 100 videos and I downloaded all of them. I also downloaded the 50ish or so photosets they had using a browser extension. Those videos and photos were more enough to justify the one month purchase of this network. If you’re attracted to Chubby Blondy, you won’t be disappointed with her videos.
The rest of the network was hit or miss with me. Sites that I at least checked out and even downloaded some videos from include Voyeur of Paris, it’s good, and it’s what the name says. That’s a rarely touched upon niche. There’s The Art of Handjobs and it’s good enough for an often overlooked genre in porn.
Every site had at least a handful of scenes worth downloading. I still will have doubts about recommending it. That is unless you are as attracted to Chubby Blondy as I am.
The big picture makes this all clearer. The quality is not that good, even though some of the sites have 1080p downloads. There are no photo zips on any of the sites. A lot of the sites look like someone took 4-5 DVDs and ripped the scenes to their website and called it a website. There is an unconfirmed download limit and just an honest opinion, I have not downloaded anything from the Aggressive Pass.
I feel like I’m so experienced in pornsites that I’m looking over some major flaws just because I really like one model on the network. I will add this to put that in perspective.
If I was reviewing just Curvy Blondy, it would be an 84. Most of the content on it is from 2011. I think 84 is generous for a site that has multiple problems on it. The network, without Curvy Blondy, would score a 72-75. That too would be generous. I’m going with an 80 overall. I’m not for sure how long Curvy Blondy will keep my attention, but I currently see her content as some of the hottest I have.
This is me telling you not to join this network unless you have the same attraction to Curvy Blondy. None of the other sites are good enough to warrant joining a network for.
I’ve talked myself into saying don’t join it unless you are as attracted to Curvy Blondy as I am. |
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