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Tree Rodent (0)
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Great review. This reminds me of the truly bad old days. You know, the time when video was just catching on, and if you weren't careful you'd pay a lot of money for a real pile of old rubbish - pretty much what you have just described on this site. Thankfully, if people read this review, they wont waste their money.
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11-18-08 06:14pm
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Monahan (0)
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REPLY TO #1 - Tree Rodent :
Thanks Squirrel.
I knew, going in, that I was probably pissing my money away because there are no reviews on PU, TBP or any of the other porn site review sites on the web. That's a good indicator that the site is probably pure garbage.
But because my libido seems to be more powerful than my common sense, I went ahead and signed up. My consolation, as I suggested in my review, is that I may have steered others away from this waste of time site.
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11-18-08 06:23pm
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Monahan (0)
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In the interest of full and fair disclosure I must note that I misstated a few details.
- The total combined run time of the site's 9 videos is closer to 10 minutes, not the 25 minutes I said in the review.
- In one video (the Valentine's Day 30 second one) if one watches very carefully one can detect an accidental flash (about 1/2 second) of a small portion of Jana's right nipple. But ya gotta be very quick.
- In one video (the black dress one) she actually lifts up the back of her dress and pulls down her panties so that we get a long shot of her ass crack (nothing else, but she does have a nice ass) for about 2 or 3 seconds.
So I suspect that, if this site were to be shown on Mr. Roger's Neighborhood, they might need to block out about 3 seconds of material.
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11-18-08 07:01pm
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Tree Rodent (0)
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REPLY TO #2 - Monahan :
Yeah, about the only good thing about it from your point of view is at least you can have the satisfaction of knowing you steered away some potential customers from throwing away their money. You let your libido get in the way of your common sense?! No surely not. That's never happened to me....well.. not usually..err...
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11-18-08 07:15pm
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PinkPanther (0)
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as with the comment I posted to the comment about this site, this is an old dead site - 2-3 years old, probably. After Jana left this webmaster, she had IDreamOfJana.com, then left that when she was gettin more frisky and Ninnworx built a site around her when she was a contract girl with them and now she has a new site that she's running with Sandy Summers and her webmaster called ClubJanaJordan.com with frequent updates, hot girl/girl and masturbation stuff, webcam shows, etc.
If you're a Jana fan, don't waste your time with the dead sites, check out her new active site.
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11-18-08 11:04pm
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Jay G (Disabled)
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Your review was great! One of the reasons I log onto Porn Users just about every day is to read the clever writing of reviewers like you who let me start off my day with a smile or laugh because, yes, all of us pornusers have made some of the same mistakes you did in our years of searching for the perfect porn. Thanks for sharing!!
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11-19-08 05:00am
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Denner (0)
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A fine and very well put review - AND warning, thanks.
A somewhat nice looking preview hides the fact that this site sucks, excuse my french.
Generally we do not see too many replies (if any) of reviews with low or middle scores, but the trafic here shows different - ok, maybe because this review gives us all the necessary fasts.
Keep it up, Monahan....but sorry you wasted your money!
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11-19-08 08:54am
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Monahan (0)
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REPLY TO #7 - Denner :
Thanks.
I have to admit something. I am fascinated by Jana Jordan's chicks cute body and even cuter face, especially with her blonde bangs in the early days. So I actually spent more time last night checking out some of the individual photos on the site which are, despite her body parts being fully covered, rather sexy anyway. And they are, indeed, early in her career because she has some rather distinctive tattoos today that were not in the photos I checked out.
So, although not worth the $15 by any means, it wasn't a total loss. (When it comes to porn, I'm a "glass is half full" kinda guy.)
[Just occurred to me. Perhaps I should do an academic study on Ms. Jordan tracing her body art and public displays of her body parts as they have occurred over her career and submit it to some elite University for publication! ;o)]
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11-19-08 09:18am
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Pinche Kankun (Disabled)
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REPLY TO #3 - Monahan :
GREAT!! So she doesn't get naked!! :) Great!
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11-19-08 10:24am
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Monahan (0)
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REPLY TO #5 - PinkPanther :
I checked out the Club Jana Jordan site but I see mo evidence at all that it's an active site with reasonably frequent updates apart from a sole announcement that she was appearing on November 20 at the Hustler in DC., and an "update" calendar that says nothing at all about what they updates are...photos, videos or whatever.
There's also a list of Cam shows that looks good, if it's accurate and if it's complied with.
Are you a current member? If so, can you provide an estimate of the number of video updates per month?
Thanks.
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11-21-08 11:45pm
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PinkPanther (0)
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REPLY TO #10 - Monahan :
You don't see evidence that it's an active site? What about the detailed listing on the home page of photo set updates on 11/17, 11/14, 11/10, 11/03, 10/31, 10/27, 10/24, 10/20, 10/17, 10/16, etc? That isn't a clue? Then there's the cam show schedule, which is accurate.
I'm not currently a member, but there was at least 1 new vid a week, sometimes more.
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11-21-08 11:51pm
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Monahan (0)
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REPLY TO #11 - PinkPanther :
Sorry. I worded it badly. The update schedule listed only past dates and did not state if they were photos or videos...or how many. Having been burned many times where an "update" consisted of a single photo I was hoping you, or someone else, may have direct knowledge of how the site operates.
I guess I'll have to take one for the team and sink $25 into the site and check it out.
As you suggest, there's a Hellofalot more potential for this site than that POS JennaRocks.com site.
My wallet says, "hang on, big fella, you already dropped $15 on a piece of crap."
But my libido says, "Go for it. You know you really want so see much more Jana Jordan. And what's $25? That's just one lap dance with that skank at the titty bar, including tip"
Sigh. The libido always seems to win these arguments.
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11-22-08 08:54am
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PinkPanther (0)
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REPLY TO #12 - Monahan :
As I said originally, this is an active site - the pic sets aren't in the thousands of pics, but they are average size pic sets for an internet model site. This is a professionally done site. I was a member for a month, had no complaints. If you can check out her cam shows, those are really fun. She'll talk about anything you want to talk about, leads rather a crazy life - gets kicked out of hotels at adult conventions for being too rowdy, etc. And her bod looks awesome on web cam.
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11-22-08 09:03am
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Monahan (0)
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REPLY TO #13 - PinkPanther :
After further review, the original call stands. Libido wins. Looking forward to checking out much, much more this babe.
She's one of those rare little sweeties with a fabulous face, nice body and ohhhhh those puffy nipples that just drive me totally wild. And she's one of the very few who I would not like to see doing hardcore with some hairy balled retard with tattoos and stringy hair.
I suspect I could handle a b/g scene with a Tom Byron type (early on when he looked like a clean cut teen aged kid; not after he did drugs and got gnarly looking.
But so long as she sticks with solo and g/g, I'll remain a devoted fan.
Thanks, Pink Panther. Your comments really helped.
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11-22-08 11:34am
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