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Cybertoad (Disabled)
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No, I only get one after I watch porn, ok i'll be serious. Never broken a bone, buts busted a nut.
Ok I'm done......
Broke a few bones, none were fun.
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04-21-16 08:10am
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pat362 (0)
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I don't know if I'd say they involved funny stories but I have fractured an ankle, broke a wrist and broken a couple of fingers in my life. Somehow the concussion and various sprains are the ones that caused me more pain.
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04-21-16 05:42pm
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Monahan (0)
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Broke arm twice as a kid. But never broke a boner.
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04-23-16 02:26pm
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exotics4me (0)
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I'm surprised I missed this one when it was the daily poll. I have a whole list of broken bones. Some were funny, some not so much.
Broke my right hand (all fingers) and wrist when I was 12, fell out of a tree and landed on my hand on asphalt. Broke my right wrist two weeks ago. Was carrying a 40 bottle case of bottled water. The plastic on it started to tear, I tried to support it against my truck, but didn't realize my hand was going to get trapped between the swinging 50 pound box of water and the steel of my truck door. Cracked the hell out of it.
Broke my left wrist/thumb four times as a teenager playing baseball. Had to do with my batting stance.
Broke my left ankle 1 time as a college football player. Broke my right ankle 3 times, femur 2 times, all while playing football.
Broke right and left arms one time each playing football.
Then the funny one and I know it's not a bone, but they come with funny stories. I've broken my nose 13 times in my life. My nose is permanently crooked. One of the funny stories is really funnier for me right now than ever as my oldest cousin, who was there when it happened, passed away last week and I was just telling his daughter about it a few days ago.
First is another funny nose break one. I had a brand new pair of Air Jordans, probably 1992, my family was on vacation. I wanted to take a quick swim in the hotel pool. Kicked my shoes off, jumped in. Looked back and there were wasps flying around my beloved shoes. I jumped out of the pool, grabbed the shoes, a bee was flying in my face. Instinct told me to hit it with the shoe. Common sense didn't tell me my nose was in the way. Completely crushed my own nose with a shoe. The worst/funny part? The damn bee still stung me. There was blood all around the pool.
The one with my cousin. I have a broad range of ages when it comes to my cousins. The oldest ones are actually as old as my mom. We were on vacation again. There was this really cute girl working the putt-putt counter. We all made a deal that whoever won the putt-putt game could get first shot at asking her out. I needed to make a four foot putt to win. I missed. It was still okay. If I made the next shot it would be a tie, which would lead to a one hole shootout between us. I missed the now 2 foot putt. The ball rimmed around the hole. I picked the ball up and threw it at the hole. Didn't realize there was concrete under the green turf. Ball flies back up, hits my nose and blood is everywhere. My oldest cousin, who won, starts laughing and gloating. I threw my putter club into a pond beside the course. He laughed even harder. So I shoved him in the pond too. All the while, blood was pouring down my shirt.
And like the ER doctor told me on my 13th broken nose, "When you've broke your nose 13 times you can't help but laugh about it." Fun question for me.
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04-24-16 11:33pm
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Homegirl (Disabled)
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I have never broken a bone or care much about boners either.
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05-25-20 07:53am
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