Current Member for less than 1 month (at the time of review).
Pros:
- This old, small network used to be a diamond in the rough for fetishists even though the content doesn’t look like it.
- The old content is still on the network. Anything else said will make this not a pro.
- Some videos have 1080p, nothing higher and most are lower but are downloadable and unlimited.
- With a name like Monster Pimps one isn’t likely to assume pictures are the main focus but pictures are. With five times as many downloadable photosets as videos this is a photocentric network.
- Download speeds are good (75% my max).
- Do we give points for making me feel nostalgic?
Cons:
- Oh boy, just go look at it. It looks like a site from 2002 that I once used dial-up internet to access. Which is probably why it was more photos than videos.
- The price. I accept that a site has seen its better days. Hell, its better decade. The price is still $29.95. The positive is they use Epoch.
- Being a fetishist continues to become more difficult. It’s why (and the only reason) you would consider this network.
Bottom Line:
I joined Monster Pimps somewhere around 2005, maybe 2006, maybe 2008. It fit that era of porn. There was Lightspeed University as example. This network covered five of my favorite niches or fetishes. Those are: Panty Jobs – Not to be confused with the Evil Angel series, Panty Pops, which is what Panty Pops is. Panty Jobs was probably the first site to ever combine tease with handjob and teasing panties with sex. The premise is simple. The female, usually very young and cute, gets the man aroused and sits on his lap in her panties or a pulled up skirt. She slides his dick into her panties and grinds and uses sexual motions and groans. One of my all-time favorite niches. One of the sexiest niches.
Exploited Secretaries – Who doesn’t like secretary, office clothes, teacher porn? This is the fetish for young straight men. It could have been a teacher. It could have been a school nurse or secretary. Even if you’re older, it could have been that sweet temporary receptionist you hired. It’s just a good all-around niche. There’s not a lot that can go wrong with it.
Lipstick BJ – This wasn’t one I had a lot of interest in. I really didn’t like lipstick BJs. It’s not easy to explain how you got rose-colored lips on your underwear. This was the really reaching niche of the network. It even reminds me of smoking fetish. I’m sure there are people that like seeing a blowjob with the performing woman having on bright lipstick. What is important with this site’s inclusion is you can see how heavy this network was on fetish. They were basing entire sites on one niche. That also is a problem on this network. Similar to handjob porn that never does anything except handjob. It’s the same thing scene after scene. It never changed on this site.
Cheer Girls – Ding, ding, ding, the forever winner in teen porn, cheerleaders! I never liked cheerleaders. I was a jock. I still didn’t like them but in porn, yeah, I liked them. Those cheer outfits fit so many fetishes. Upskirts, panties, hose, bouncing boobs and I will say the cheerleading outfit may have been the first outfit that made me realize some women look better in clothes than naked. The site and fetish, to me, had no expiration date. This fetish should be a winner in porn at all times. Even with that said, there was one more fetish that topped all for me.
Sport Babes – Could you have made a more perfect network for me? This is a site featuring real, sporty, girls. They tease, they get naked, there’s some masturbation, some lesbian activity and it was the cherry on top of this once expected to be great network.
That was a sigh you heard. There are maybe some updates. I don’t think so. I don’t see updates for the last 5 years or more. What you are joining for if you do join is the old content. They do have some 1080p videos and their photosets are very good. Those could be in higher resolution but other than that, you can see how much potential this network once had. Which is why there is no way the price should be $29.95. It’s at best, a $9.95 network for those wanting to see tease and fun porn. Some of the things we used to complain about with porn are now things that kind of make me laugh. Like the Lipstick BJs. Not only does the model make sure she has fresh lipstick on she has to make sure she leaves a lipstick imprint on the man.
There is still something good about this type of porn. I think it’s the feeling of nostalgia. A lot of guys maybe went through the same things these scenes show. It’s hard to give it a high score but it’s not hard to not give it a terrible score. If you liked porn before 2007-08, somewhere in there and there is a promo for the network, it’s worth joining for under $10. I would bump the score up if it was cheaper. The network also is not big, nearly half or maybe more than half of the scenes are on Panty Jobs and that is my favorite site on the network. I don’t mind that. Others probably would mind it. Based on my numbers, if you wanted to call this a live network that is still operating, they have averaged about 50 updates (counting photosets) per year since the network started 15 years ago. I think my score is fair and shows how in-between I was on this long overdue return to an old favorite.
Was a member approx. 4 months prior to this review.
Pros:
-Young attractive girls
-Good amount of content
-Good quality videos
Cons:
-Updates once every blue moon
-There's ads eventhough you pay
Bottom Line:
First off this is like an advanced manual pleasure site. That is you won't see any penetration or much else.
The cam is POV, and high quality at that and you basically watch a girl grind on the guy, give him a handjob with her panties, and simple things like that.
As far as I could tell there's no download limit. I downloaded 4 files simultaneously while browsing the site and no problems. The same can be said with daily limits.
The big downfall to this site is that there's no search feature to find a certain girl by name or anything. Not a big deal, but it would be nice to see it.
The videos are high quality, the girls are pretty attractive, there are a few screen caps, but lack of updates are can be annoying as well as a steep price just to watch a half-naked girl jack off a guy without much else.
IT goes without say that unless this is your cup of tea you'll probably pass right by without a second thought.
Rating of 74 due to the quality, background work, the girls, lack of updates, as well as a few smaller things. After a year you should have a slightly better site.
Current Member for less than 1 month (at the time of review).
Pros:
- Lots and lots of material, both pics and vids.
- Zip-files for a large portion of newer sets (this must be new seeing as exotics4me said there were no zips in his review).
- Wide range of very attractive models, including some well-knowns.
- Video quality is excellent in the primary video sites (Panty-Jobs, Lipstick BJ, and Exploited Secretaries).
Cons:
- Terrible name for this network, and doesn't jibe with the largely softcore content. Monster Pimps sounds like something a rip-off site would call itself.
- Pics could be larger, and there are a fair portion of really small pics (400x600). But this is an old site so this is to be expected.
- Site is loaded with video-feed junk (which they do not need) and advertisements.
- Navigation is workable but you can miss a lot of stuff (mostly pic sets) if you don't poke around a bit. This network has three times the material I originally thought it did in my first few days.
Bottom Line:
Quite frankly, this site contains some of the best softcore picture sets in the cheerleader/panty niche that I've encountered. Lamentably, the pics are smallish to very small. The big ones are 684x1024, but many are as small as 400x600. The models are cute to drop-dead gorgeous, and the sets are not toy-obssessed. Whoever is behind the site knows what panty-afficianados want to see.
As exotics4me says, the Panty-job videos are interesting and definitely not something you see everywhere else. My only issue with these vids concerns one of the male performers, who often can't even get it up and who produces some truly pitiful money-shots. Come on, if you're gonna make a girl work that hard for fifteen to twenty minutes, these sessions should end with a bang, not a whimper (to steal a line from the poet, T.S. Eliot).
If the pics were larger I would consider this network to be in the top five percentile for the softcore/cheerleader/panty niche. It's definitely NOT for the hardcore fan or the toy-fanatic. If it were up to me, I would convert this network into one big site and implement a good search function so one can easily locate all the material for each particular model, and I'd put the dinky pics in a separate archive.
Current Member for less than 1 month (at the time of review).
Pros:
- Comes with access to 5 sites
- As an ex-athlete, I've always had the sports girl fetish and this network covers it
- Videos on the various sites are all 740x520ish
- Has surprisingly good navigation for a network
- Panty Jobs is one seriously interesting fetish site (explained in BL)
- Download speeds are above average
Cons:
- One site has very non-exclusive video content, same stuff you see on every cheer DVD
- Updates are questionable, which is becoming the norm these days for these upstart networks. If they are updating, I'm not seeing them!
- No zip download, considering that two of the sites are mainly pictures only, that is a disappointing omission.
- Most of all, the sites for the most part feel "not finished, work in progress"
Bottom Line:
This network got my attention based on two sites they have, Panty Jobs and Sports Girls. My wife's love of handjob porn has never been much a thrill for me since you rarely see all of the woman naked. Panty Jobs has changed the handjob porn niche, now the woman usually topless and only in panties sits on the man and gives a handjob. At first, I thought no big deal, but wait a minute, one of first videos we watched, the man keeps wiggling, the woman is becoming turned on or is a really great actress. She starts teasing him, then slips him out of her hand and into her panties. Very erotic there for me.
Sports Girls was a disappointment, the pictures are sexy, girls in soccer uniforms, softball, etc.. Haven't you always noticed that softball catcher with her legs spread as she squats down and wonder, "I wonder what she would look like naked like that"? I have so there was some enjoyment there, the videos are all from the old cheerleaders DVD series'
The other sites, Cheer Girls tries its best to make you believe these are real cheerleaders, they come closer than most, but it only has pictures. Lipstick BJ is good if you are into blowjobs, but nothing great and only about 20 videos. Panty Girls is only pictures, but I will say, it has a sexy way about the style of pics. Very tease like, all the girls are either cute or pretty so that is a plus. Panty Jobs is by far the best on this network, I will recommend it if you are into tease and sports girls.
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