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| 08-15-10 05:32pm - 5243 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Ron Jeremy: Get a real job; retire; Anything, just cease performing in Porn. This guy just won't quit-- Not that I blame his motives, because he still seems to be in demand by many porn sources -- especially wanna-be's breaking into the porn business. They apparently think he's a cash-cow riding on his reputation as being among the top stars of early classics. Perhaps it's all the exposure (pun intended) he's currently getting -- You know, like, from sites running on the cheap. A typical Ron Jeremy piece might be as follows: Case scenario> (Interviewer): " Young lady, have I got a treat for you. Just wait and see who's gonna be f..king you today?" Suddenly appearing is Ron, body carpeted with hair, corpulent, aged, a once-was, (with signature Brillo-mustache) just foaming at the mouth to get at this beautiful 18 year-old first-timer. (yeah, right) Maybe she's thinkin' ...Where's George Clooney when you reallly need him? so lets hope she's got a vivid imagination to get through this. You've proved to be an excellent actor in early films, But do it for us, Ron! say goodbye to being a porn actor. The business could use some good producers and directors....like badly. Edited on Aug 15, 2010, 08:43pm | |
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| 08-15-10 06:27pm - 5243 days | #2 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I thought he had retired from performing that is until I saw the stuff he still does for pornpros.com. I always thought he was an excellent performer but that was more than a decade ago. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 08-15-10 08:52pm - 5243 days | #3 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
graymane1777, you've developed a very literate style of writing. I'm impressed. I love the bit where you write: "Maybe she's thinkin' ...Where's George Clooney when you reallly need him?" How many porn starlets do you suppose are thinking this while they are performing?  | |
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| 08-15-10 10:34pm - 5243 days | #4 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Thanks for the compliment,1k2fireone. You are too kind..  I'm convinced anyone actively participating in this forum gets help with their writing skills.... because this whole PU family of members are so damned good at it. It never ceases to amaze me how extraordinarily gifted many of the people who use this site really are. I marvel at some of the stuff they write.  So I guess I'm in good company. Edited on Aug 20, 2010, 03:20pm | |
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