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01-23-10 03:19pm - 5447 days | Original Post - #1 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
No Pets Allowed! Now, don't get me wrong. I like the doggies and the kitties and the gerbils and hey, why not throw in boa constrictors and hermit crabs? But I don't think they have a place in softcore photography, (nor hardcore porn for that matter). Sure, a couple of pics of the girl holding up a cute little puttytat is no problem, but when the little animal friend is left in there to play a continual supporting role, and even worse, is seen standing on the girl's back above her protruding ass, etc., it think it wrecks the mood, and that's when I say: "No pets allowed!" I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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01-23-10 03:26pm - 5447 days | #2 | |
Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
It's not just pets either. Those stuffed toys irritate me too, for similar reasons. TBH, I find it a little creepy. I think on a subliminal level, it sort of infers they are still children. :0( Cap'n. :0/ Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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01-23-10 04:19pm - 5447 days | #3 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
If it were me, I just wouldn't be thinking either: 1. "Ohh, my cutest, sweetest Fido! I'm gonna get you in some photos with Anya! Lots of them!" (as at MPL) or 2. "I know what we'll do to add some variety here. Let's put the CAT in with the model! We'll have it sit on her back, stand on her head, and generally stare out in bewilderment as we take 300 shots of them together. Yes! I'm sure our subscribers will LOVE it!" I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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01-24-10 04:43am - 5446 days | #4 | |
RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
Hey - we could always go back to angel wings and picture frames. Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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01-24-10 06:21am - 5446 days | #5 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Hey, that's cool. Just put the wings on the dog and give it the picture frame to chew on ... off camera. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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01-24-10 08:49pm - 5445 days | #6 | |
RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
I'm not saying I like the pets in shoots. I guess what I'm saying is that it could be a lot worse. The aforementioned angel wings and picture frames belong right up there with the obviously fake nurse uniforms - all of 'em well past being novel. Which is why I think we're seeing animals in the shoots now - they're running out of things that are fresh and cutting edge. It's a shame all sites don't have a forum like this one, where feedback is taken into consideration and acted on rather quickly if an action is warranted. That way you could petition a site to stop including _______ in their shoots. Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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01-24-10 10:28pm - 5445 days | #7 | |
exotics4me (0)
Active User Posts: 664 Registered: Jan 12, '07 Location: USA |
I remember when females in normal clothes, stripping down to nothing and posing provocatively was cutting-edge. Maybe it will cycle back around? Drooler, haven't seen many of those animal sets. I have one of Eve from ATK premium where a little fuzzy puppy is running around at the first of it and one from FTV where a model is holding a kitten at first. Seeing as how some of our webmasters these days aren't real bright, maybe they took the request for more doggystyle poses showing the booty and kitty literally? My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich. - Chuck Palahniuk | |
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01-24-10 10:51pm - 5445 days | #8 | |
Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
That is well overdue! I sincerely hope it returns soon! Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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01-25-10 02:22am - 5445 days | #9 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
The "animal sets" may not be growing on (or swinging from) the trees, but like the angel wings and picture frames, they keep coming back to roost on occasion. I'd finally decided to start the thread after seeing Marlene (of Hegre) at Explicite (as Anais) in one with a white poodle/terrier type in something like 60% of the shots. Why??? The photo quality was really good, and Marlene is exquisite, but in my fantasies, the dog is off in a another room, laying on its own special contour-fitting Swedish mattress, dreaming of humping other dogs. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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01-25-10 08:23am - 5445 days | #10 | |
Denner (0)
Active User Posts: 1,217 Registered: Mar 03, '07 Location: Denmark |
Have to agree - both about living pets and toy-ditto... At Teendreams there's a fine (old) video-clip with an Olivia - but alas - she mess about with a kitten - it seems totally out of place. The same goes for those clips with - sometimes pseudo-teens with pigtails - who has to enjoy themselves with a toy-bear or alike. "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle" | |
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01-25-10 02:14pm - 5445 days | #11 | |
Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
Exactly my meaning! Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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01-25-10 05:00pm - 5445 days | #12 | |
Wittyguy (0)
Active User Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
x Edited on Apr 20, 2023, 01:53pm | |
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01-25-10 08:38pm - 5444 days | #13 | |
lk2fireone (0)
Active User Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
Do you have that on tape of Mr. Drooler getting creamed? And was that consensual sex or not? Cough-choke-choke-cough. Mr. Fluffy avoids those creeps. Lol. Edited on Jan 25, 2010, 10:25pm | |
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01-26-10 01:25am - 5444 days | #14 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Thank you, Wittyguy, for saving THIS thread of mine from ... ignominy. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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01-26-10 01:32am - 5444 days | #15 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I don't believe that Wittyguy meant to turn you on like that. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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