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| 08-20-08 09:01pm - 5968 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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alCapone (0)
Active User Posts: 1 Registered: Aug 15, '08 Location: Pornoland |
Want to have your own pornpage? Hi all, have you ever though about beeing yourself the webmaster of a pornsite? At least I'm always thinking about it, and I have a amazing concept, I would like to share with you all. I like teens, so I would create a teensite (of course 18+). Sadly, I don't know teens, but hey, it's not a big problem. I will let them wear school outfits, this will make the girls much younger. You know only real old girls? Also no problem: Pigtails, I just say pigtails - damm, the girls will look like seventeen ! You sill have doubts? Ok, put a sign on every page "all girls are at least 18". This will give the vistors the feeling, there must be a reason, why you put this sign everywhere. Girls should be named lolita, or tiny xyz (don't worry, if they fat, you still could call them tiny xyz) Of course, besite photos (which you have to prepare by photoshop), you need a good text. I highly recommend, to write always, it's her first fuck, she never has done this before, she has a tiny whole (huh, where we know this, if she never has fucked...) O.k. next, you have to write you have only highres pictures. It's fine if the pictures are only 640x480. If the user use his/her handy, it will still look good. For this reason, you should also compress the pictures. Never, really never let the picture become more then 20kb in size Ok, now have a look on the video. You should do it on yourself. It's o.k. if you have never worked with a camra. Just press the red button on the cam, and make sure, you move as fast as possible with your cam (remember, all your girls are damm old, and nobody should ever see them really!) Ask the girl, if she can scream. Something what everbody makes hot, like "ouch, he is so big, I love your cock...", but don't forget to put your cock in her (at least a few minutes after the girls screams about the size) So, final, the custom support. Of course, you have only premium 24/7 support. Make sure, your support address points direct to /dev/null. This will make all your members happy. I think, the above is a amazing concept. Now go ahead, and start your own porn site. I whish you all luck ! al.capone Sorry for that thread, but I get reall pissed by such site. It seems, this concept is not really new :-( | |
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| 04-21-10 09:09am - 5359 days | #2 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
I think this would be a good topic to discuss especially with the economy lately. Would you ever think about doing this now ? Since 2007 | |
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| 04-21-10 09:14am - 5359 days | #3 | |
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Khan (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA |
This was somewhat touched on in another recent thread ... https://www.pornusers.com/forum/forum_thr...d.html?threadid=1443 Though, because of other things going on at the time, part of the thread addressed other subjects too. Former PornUsers Senior Administrator Now at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson | |
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| 04-21-10 09:16am - 5359 days | #4 | |
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BadMrFrosty (0)
Active User Posts: 124 Registered: Mar 05, '10 Location: Prague (Czech Republic) |
You guys realise he was being (extremely) sarcastic right? The problem with the world is stupidity. Not saying there should be capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? Frank Zappa | |
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| 04-21-10 09:19am - 5359 days | #5 | |
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Khan (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA |
In the other thread? Yeah, I think most are aware of that. Still, some of the answers addressed the subject of starting your own adult web site. In truth, the subject is better suited for an adult webmaster forum rather than one for porn users, still, we're fairly easy-going here. Former PornUsers Senior Administrator Now at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson | |
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| 04-21-10 09:22am - 5359 days | #6 | |
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BadMrFrosty (0)
Active User Posts: 124 Registered: Mar 05, '10 Location: Prague (Czech Republic) |
No I mean Mr Capone in this thread. He is basically putting forward the idea of starting a porn site that will have all the problems he hates seeing in other sites. I thought it was quite a nice peice of satire  The problem with the world is stupidity. Not saying there should be capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?Frank Zappa | |
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| 04-21-10 09:32am - 5359 days | #7 | |
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Khan (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA |
Ahhhh ... right you are. Guess I was focused more on the thread title ... that and Cybertoad's seemingly serious interest in the subject. Former PornUsers Senior Administrator Now at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson | |
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| 04-21-10 03:29pm - 5359 days | #8 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
This thread is actually kind of funny and hopefully won't go on nuclear alert like the other one did (which still had some interesting posts despite the short fuses). "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 04-21-10 04:25pm - 5359 days | #9 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
Go nuclear? Us? We're too busy protecting the clique and being lecherous in our pursuit of teen porn to have time for such nonsense! I mean... way to go, alCapone! I think the only things you left out for that perfect site are a bunch of broken links, some hidden charges on the credit card and a download rate of about 30k/s. Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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| 04-21-10 07:13pm - 5359 days | #10 | |
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Goldfish (0)
Active User  Posts: 265 Registered: Jan 19, '08 Location: Boston, MA |
Oh, I have a couple more! Don't forget the really hot girls on the site tour that rarely or never show up in the membership area or the script errors that crash your browser! | |
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| 04-21-10 07:52pm - 5359 days | #11 | |
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slutty (0)
Active User Posts: 475 Registered: Mar 02, '09 Location: Pennsylvania |
Don't forget HD! The site must say HD everywhere. Better yet encode the video at 1280x720 with a shitty bitrate, then when people complain you can just say "hey, its 1280x720, what do you want?" That, and dead links are always good. You can never have enough dead links. Bunny Lebowski: I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars. Brandt: Ah hahahahaha! Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited. | |
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| 04-21-10 10:42pm - 5359 days | #12 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Was that sarcasm  ?? LOL Since 2007 | |
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| 04-22-10 04:08am - 5358 days | #13 | |
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Goldfish (0)
Active User Posts: 265 Registered: Jan 19, '08 Location: Boston, MA |
Another peeve, site preview/tours that have what appear to be teaser videos (with the little play button hovering over a picture) but when you click them they lead you to a sign up screen. Stop it! You are not tricking us into joining! I am much more likely to join if I'm not annoyed by your site in the first 30 seconds I'm there. | |
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