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11-09-10 01:23pm - 5157 days | Original Post - #1 | |
lk2fireone (0)
Active User Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
Are restaurants serving up porn? Not sure what this is, except a gimmick to increase traffic. But a few restaurants are using semi-nude models as table-decoration to serve their food. It makes me feel much more at ease knowing that the surface of the models is required to be smooth and easily cleaned, as specified by the Florida Department of Business and Professional Regulation. >>>>>>>>>>>> <<<<<<<<<<<< Fla. restaurant adds fleshy fare to the menu Updated 2d 2h ago By Drew Sterwald, The (Fort Myers, Fla.) News-Press PUNTA GORDA, Fla. — Gabrielle Patchell is a real dish. The petite 5-foot-6 model lies on her back with her long, blond hair splayed out on a table like an Asian fan. Nearly nude but for a thong and strategically placed leaves and artificial blossoms, she remains stock-still as people pluck sushi pieces off of her arms, legs and tummy. "She's my platter that I get to put my food on," says Brian Sung, sushi chef at Torch Bistro, Sushi and Martini Bar in Punta Gorda. Long considered a sleepy little hamlet, Punta Gorda has joined the ranks of megacities such as New York, Los Angeles and Miami in serving so-called "naked sushi." "I hope Punta Gorda is ready for it," quips Evelyn Keller, a North Fort Myers, Fla., resident who had stopped in for a more conventional dinner with friends. Apparently it is. The trio of chefs behind Torch — Shane Federici, Jason Bush and sushi-roller Sung — say they've booked at least one full-body sushi party a month since they opened in January. With models costing $100-$200 an hour, private parties can run $300-$400 depending on how many guests attend and how much food is ordered. Torch also serves more Italian cuisine and American comfort food, but the sexy sushi presentation is what's attracting attention. A travel writer on AOL. com ranked it second on a list of the "10 Most Outrageous Restaurants" around the world — between the No. 3 California eatery where patrons dine in the dark and the No. 1 in Japan where monkeys are the servers. The practice formally known as nyotaimori is intended to celebrate female beauty — though male models also are available. The Florida Department of Business and Professional Regulation, which inspects restaurants statewide, has no laws or license requirements regarding the preparation or serving of sushi. "Current law does require that all food contact surfaces be smooth and easily cleaned," says DBPR spokeswoman Alexis Antonacci Lambert. Torch's models shower with antibacterial soap and shave before they are made up, painted with Asian symbols and decorated with flowers. The process takes about 90 minutes. Then, staffers carefully place volcano rolls and spicy tuna rolls on top of leaves or seaweed sheets on the models — the food doesn't actually touch their skin. Patrons sit around the table, plucking sushi with chopsticks, but aren't supposed to talk to the models. It's nothing new to Patchell, the 24-year-old sushi model, gymnast and graduate student. She once served as the vessel for an ice cream sundae buffet. How does she manage to stay so still when she has lily pads pressed into her armpits? Yoga skills help. "I concentrate," she says. "I don't hear the conversations going on." Stuart Sanchez, 57, and his wife drove down from Sarasota, Fla., for the special public demonstration. "It's fantastic," Stuart Sanchez says. "I'm so surprised to find it here." The (Fort Myers, Fla.) News-Press is owned by Gannett Co., Inc., publisher of USA TODAY. | |
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11-09-10 01:34pm - 5157 days | #2 | |
Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
Wouldn't work with hot food. Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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11-09-10 02:20pm - 5157 days | #3 | |
Tree Rodent (0)
Active User Posts: 708 Registered: Oct 29, '08 Location: UK |
Bugger it. Was thinking of ordering the beef tenderloin cherry kirsch flambe. | |
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11-09-10 04:10pm - 5157 days | #4 | |
mistresskent (0)
Active Webmaster Posts: 188 Registered: Feb 02, '09 Location: Kent, UK |
I was thinking my big fry up on a Saturday morning would look funky on the nether regions of some gorgeous bloke... Ouch. ha ha Mistress Kent xx http://www.mistresskent.com http://www.mistresskent.co.uk | |
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11-09-10 10:08pm - 5157 days | #5 | |
turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I think we discussed this in another thread, and it's not new to the U.S. New York City jumped on the eat-off-a-nude-woman bandwagon a few years ago, though I'm sure Americans could care less about whether it's an "art" or not, not that there has to be an art excuse to eat off a nude woman (or man if that's your dining preference). I think it was even done in a scene in "Rising Sun" (which was '93). I do find it objectionable in the sense that it dehumanizes the "server"/plate, not necessarily that they're nude. I've read that the models remain so still that to some it's like you're eating at a morgue, but I'm sure that's appealing to certain customers too... You gotta hand it to the Japanese for being the culture creative enough to come up with this though. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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11-10-10 06:30am - 5156 days | #6 | |
PinkPanther (0)
Active User Posts: 1,136 Registered: Jan 08, '07 Location: Oakland, CA |
If "stroking the platter" isn't allowed, I'm not going near one of these places - I'd get in trouble | |
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11-10-10 09:16am - 5156 days | #7 | |
Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
Yes, that troubles me some too. Talk about a boring job though. Can't scratch, burp or fart either. Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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11-10-10 03:13pm - 5156 days | #8 | |
Ed2009 (0)
Suspended Webmaster Posts: 509 Registered: Sep 12, '09 Location: Wales, UK |
Are you allowed to lick the plate? Webmaster of StripGameCentral and A Measure of Curiosity. | |
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11-10-10 03:17pm - 5156 days | #9 | |
Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
As long as you ask nicely first, I think it may be OK! Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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11-11-10 04:07pm - 5155 days | #10 | |
turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I think they're like commemorative plates--really more for how they look than eating. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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11-13-10 05:13pm - 5153 days | #11 | |
graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Would be fun to see the scramble for positions when a table full of guys are being seated. "Oh, yes, waiter...I'll have the tits with a side order of....? | |
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12-04-10 09:31pm - 5132 days | #13 | |
gonzooprano (0)
Active Webmaster Posts: 40 Registered: Oct 17, '10 Location: Atlanta,Ga. |
Ive attended several of these buffets at the industry shows over the years. The women Ive taken with me to these have ended up having hte most fun. Its a spirited dinner conversation for sure. Love that scene in Rising Sun. But hey Im dying from yellow fever and I need to be cured bad. | |
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12-05-10 08:42am - 5131 days | #14 | |
PinkPanther (0)
Active User Posts: 1,136 Registered: Jan 08, '07 Location: Oakland, CA |
On this topic, there is a tendency among Vietnamese Coffee Shops in CA for the servers to be semi-nude - in bikinis or topless with pasties - and one of them in San Jose is known as a place where the servers will start doing table dances if the place is slow or the girls get bored or they're just wanting a bunch of tips, since even small groups of customers there tend to tip like crazy when the girls get on the tables to dance. There's one in Garden Grove, CA too for those in Southern CA - with a similar dress code, though I don't know if they bust out with the table dancing. The customers are almost all Asian. They don't block non-Asian customers but some people don't like going where they're the only person of their ethnicity, so... | |
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12-05-10 10:11am - 5131 days | #15 | |
Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
Yes, IMO that is the type of entertainment that is best enjoyed in a relaxed atmosphere. Any hint of racial induced tension will get in the way of that. Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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