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| 09-17-10 11:18pm - 5209 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Nocturnal emissions (wet dreams) if you don't have them you're really missing out I've talked to guys who actually haven't -- or don't remember -- ever having a wet dream. That's really unfortunate. In my youth -- a point in time when my hormones were raging -- I would look forward to, and be blessed with, these erotic dreams. Some were so vivid it fared right up there with the real thing. Wow!...what a blast! This was the only way I could have my way with that girl in my class at school -- whom I day-dreamed about -- after I drifted off to sleep. Importantly, The great thing about these emissions ( unlike masturbation) you didn't have to worry about going blind. My family's "hell-fire and brimstone preacher" would thump his Bible and rage about an awaiting fiery torment for our congregation of young'ns whackin' off...but happily said nothing about my night's erotic entertainment via my dreams. Jewish scripture warns that our bodies are defiled and made unclean should he succumb to this natural "emission" function.....reminds me of the old joke wherein a Jewish fellow with an erection walks flat against a wall and breaks his nose. Muslim religion tolerates wet dreams among the men, but God help those caught masturbating lest they may find their hands resting on a chop-block. Age, sadly, has robbed me of this wondiful phenomeia and the reel ends anymore somewhere during foreplay. But then again, I now don't have to wash my sheets so often. Edited on Sep 19, 2010, 08:24am | |
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| 09-18-10 01:35am - 5209 days | #2 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Well, to each his own...wet dream? I'm kinda curious how Senate canindate for Delaware Christine O'Donnell would view this; is it still lust in your heart--therefore a form of adultery--if you have a wet dream, or is it like you when you misspeak and accidenlty tell a lie in the process? I wonder if girls who squirt can have wet dreams too? Sooo curious!  And I take issue with her whole masturbation-with-lust theory--I have masturbated plenty of times without lust, thank you very much! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 09-18-10 12:03pm - 5209 days | #3 | |
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mbaya (0)
Suspended  Posts: 891 Registered: Jul 07, '08 Location: new jersey |
She seems to be a first class nut job. After the election I hope she fades back into obscurity where she belongs. But, I also thought that about Sarah Palin. These people are scary. They should just go away and keep their nonsense to themselves. | |
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| 09-18-10 03:05pm - 5209 days | #4 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I don't know about first class, but she definitely sounds nutty. This isn't the first I had even heard of her; back in the '90s I saw a few episodes of "Politically Incorrect" where she was one of the conservative guests. It's pretty amazing how her archaic views on sex and "lust" have not changed a bit, but I guess it's pretty easy to maintain the same view on that issue. Yeah, these people are scary, but what I see as even scarier is that we keep finding these characters to run in elections and sometimes even represent us. What does that say about us, the voters? Okay, we really don't have that much choice until it's a primary election between Tweedledum and Tweedledee, but still! That being said, they do at least make for a few really good laughs during the races. I can't wait for the screw-ups, skeletons-in-the-closet, and embarrassments that are sure to occur this fall from these midterm characters.  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 09-18-10 05:09pm - 5209 days | #5 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
The question you should ask yourself isn't Whether she's a nut job but how is it that she got the nomination? You have to realise that more people voted for her than they did for the next person and that means that people have no problem with voting for someone who's clearly not working on all cylinder. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 09-18-10 06:27pm - 5209 days | #6 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I guess we Americans love our nuts--oh, they're just so charming and endearing!  "Nut" is a very subjective term, but I think their are plenty of candidates who push towards fringe elements, which currently are mainly coming from the right. I kind of wonder how much farther some of these people will take their views. Obama has already been branded a secret Muslim, Kenyan, anti-colonialist, socialist, communist, Nazi, secularist, atheist, radical, fascist, oh, and he takes his suit coat off in the Oval Office! It's really anyone's guess as how to what label the anti-Obamas are going to come up with next but it won't be pretty. By 2012 he could be facing a very angry and far right opposition, which could ultimately end up helping him just because they could be seen as so extreme. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 09-18-10 06:49pm - 5209 days | #7 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
Getting back to the original conversation, I remember having only a few wet dreams back when I was much younger. That was some of the best sex I ever had! | |
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| 09-18-10 06:56pm - 5209 days | #8 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
I'm in the middle of reading "Idiot America: How Stupidity Became a Virtue in the Land of the Free" by Charles P. Pierce. (I should note that Piecre isn't saying 'Americans are idiots.' If he were British or German or Canadian he could have just as easily written about those countries. But one of his key points is that 'cranks' were always a big part of American life due to the free-enterprise and free speech that abounds. But he makes a clear distiction between the basically harmless cranks and the potentially dangerous nutjobs who occassionally pop up. This O'Donnell person sounds like one of the latter. | |
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| 09-18-10 07:32pm - 5209 days | #9 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Radicals are typically more "vocal" than moderates, just by their nature. But in the US, it's always the right-wing radicals that get the airplay. Makes you "wonder" who's got their fingers on the ventilation knob. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 09-19-10 12:53am - 5208 days | #10 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
It's interesting how American tolerance always leads to so much intolerance, and similarly many say the reason America isn't as secular as many western European countries is that its religious freedom is so strong that it allows religion into almost every aspect of life. I don't think O'Donnell is really "potentially dangerous," though if you're in your teens or just a fertile woman she could have negative effects on your life. Frankly, she sounds like a female Rick Santorum, the proudly anti-gay, anti-sex former U.S. senator from Pennsylvania, and he never brought anything of pleasant or intellectual value into the national dialogue. In fact he's known for expressing his worry that legalization of same sex marriage could lead to legal bestiality and incest. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 09-19-10 01:43am - 5208 days | #11 | |
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slutty (0)
Active User Posts: 475 Registered: Mar 02, '09 Location: Pennsylvania |
ugh, don't remind of that santorum prick. i can't believe he represented my state, it makes me sad. unfortunately this lady from delaware sounds aweful similar. on a more humorous note, google the word santorum - the first result is pretty entertaining. on the original topic, I can't recall having a wet dream since i was in my teens and unfortunately was never one to remember the dreams that brought them about. Bunny Lebowski: I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars. Brandt: Ah hahahahaha! Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited. | |
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| 09-19-10 10:43am - 5208 days | #12 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I think Dan Savage had his readers come up with that one after Santorum's same-sex-marriage-leads-to-bestiality remarks. I guess with people like that you gotta fight fire with fire!  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 09-19-10 11:03pm - 5207 days | #13 | |
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slutty (0)
Active User Posts: 475 Registered: Mar 02, '09 Location: Pennsylvania |
It was a Savage Love thing, from way back in 2003 or something, I can't believe the google bomb has heald on that long. Hopefully if that douchebag actually runs for president they can keep that as result number 1... Bunny Lebowski: I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars. Brandt: Ah hahahahaha! Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited. | |
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| 09-20-10 12:04pm - 5207 days | #14 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
If he ever runs for president his campaign will bomb when people realize what his views are, or if it's revealed he's got some deep dark secret like so many of these candidates do. Either way it'll make for a good laugh. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 09-21-10 06:39pm - 5206 days | #15 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
A hardy thanks to all those who contributed to this thread...especially turboshaft, whose initial post got it off the ground and added some spark by giving it a political touch.  | |
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