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| 01-31-11 02:12pm - 5036 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
Another unusual niche... Yes, I know that I can be accused of having some strange interests, but I'm not being judgmental here. I'm just raising this simply bacause it never occured to me that someone would create a site like this. But I'll be the first to say that this is pretty much 100% my fault for lacking imagination. TBP recently reviewed a site called Underwatershow.com. It seems to have a pretty single-minded purpose: show nude women swimming as captured by an underwater camera. Here's one piece of copy on the website: Welcome to the wonderful underwater erotic world, a special place on the web for all lovers of the submerged female forms. The water reveals the real beauty of the woman's body. Girls are like hovering in zero gravity state. When they swim by the camera you'll be ready to dive into the screen and swim together with them. I'd be lying if I said that this doesn't intrigue me at all. If the fee was less than $29.99 I might be writing a review right now instead of wondering about this niche. Anyone else ever find a site and think, hmmmmm... never thought of that before, but it might be interesting... | |
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| 01-31-11 02:46pm - 5036 days | #2 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
Sorry, that niche just floats right by me. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 01-31-11 03:02pm - 5036 days | #3 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
I've seen photosets of nude women in the water (and underwater). And a very few videos. I much preferred seeing them on dry land, where you could see them better, and see the natural colors of their body. Especially the skin tones. Maybe if you were into this fetish the site might have some value. Otherwise, it seems more a curiosity than a mainstream porn site. There are plenty of sites out there that I would like to join (or re-join). But my porn funds are limited. As is my time. So I try to focus on sites that I think I will really appreciate. | |
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| 01-31-11 03:45pm - 5036 days | #4 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Hmm, looks like the natural porn evolution of synchronized swimming. If you ask me, it was bound to happen. Though judging by the standards of the perverted arts now found on the 'net this is almost G-rated by comparison. Unusual? Maybe, but not in the typical  way that new niches (if this is new) so often seem to be. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 01-31-11 04:28pm - 5036 days | #5 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
 Too funny!!!! | |
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| 01-31-11 05:26pm - 5036 days | #6 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Amusing and clever retort there, Mister jberry  And since our frequent, and certainly productive contributor of matters pertaing to the fairer-sex's derriere, having presented us with yet another interesting idea to ponder, let me then begin by thanking the admiral for this opener. I know it's simply just me, but I've never understood why so much emphasis relating to women into titillation in porn is associated with water -- mostly involving long, tedious, boring, soapy baths, showers, hot tubs or whatever gets their bodies coated with H20. Don't know 'bout you, but it doesn't do a twit for me. Just a big waste of time. | |
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| 01-31-11 05:38pm - 5036 days | #7 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
I'm glad you recognize that this is just you. Hell, just reading the line "long... soapy baths, showers, hot tubs or whatever gets their bodies coated with H2O" made me need to have a wank...  | |
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| 01-31-11 06:53pm - 5035 days | #8 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
More than happy, admiral, to have led you to such a "climatic" state. Had I known all that would've gotten your juices flowing that much, I'd have included some sexy, steamy, anal-soap-inserting dialogue that would've really driven you up the wall.  | |
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| 01-31-11 07:01pm - 5035 days | #9 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
No, it's not simply you, graymane. I do not have one single shower or bath scene in my extensive collection. Not in picture, not in video. It simply leaves me cold. But just like you I also recognize that tastes differ or they wouldn't produce so much material containing bath/shower scenes. I am always awed in connection with the things that turn us humans on .. some seem so incomprehensible to me .. like a smoking fetish .. yet a person enjoying this particular kink would most likely think that my taste seems to be just a touch weird and incomprehensible! | |
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| 01-31-11 08:30pm - 5035 days | #10 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
An order of Gratitude, messmer, for your thoughts. Maudlin maybe, but I gotta say your message here is a welcoming burst of sunshine and fresh as a gust of pure alpine air. I thought for sure I stood alone on this one. If this bathing thing wasn't such an embedded pain in the ass for me, I'd simply stay mum on the subject. But it's so, er, uh, I mean, like so, well, you know...DUMB! But like you say, Sir Messmer: "I'm always awed in connection with the things that turn us humans on" Geeez, go figure. | |
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| 02-01-11 12:31am - 5035 days | #11 | |
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otoh (0)
Active User Posts: 159 Registered: Sep 17, '10 Location: UK |
Graymane and messmer... I'm afraid I'm with rearadmiral here! Perhaps it's because I myself love idling in long, steamy baths. Although I will say that I prefer shower scenes if the girl is wearing something, at least to start. I see it as another type of tease; at first hiding what we want to see; then seeing it MUCH more clearly defined when it gets wet; then finally peeling it off  Edited on Feb 01, 2011, 03:39am | |
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| 02-01-11 01:31am - 5035 days | #12 | |
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masterfaster (0)
Suspended Posts: 1 Registered: Feb 01, '11 |
unusual, but damn it's great! yo yo porn ) | |
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| 02-01-11 10:06am - 5035 days | #13 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
This is where the diversity of tastes comes in, otoh. Just because I like to luxuriate in long, relaxing baths does not mean that I see anything sexual in doing so. Not in man, not in women. There's nothing my mind can tie to eroticism when it comes to a bath or shower. It's just a naked body surrounded by bubbles in the case of bath scenes. And I've seen so many naked bodies during my life time that undressed alone no longer does it for me. As I always say, for me nakedness has to come gift wrapped in nice lingerie to make me anticipate what's next. In a bath/shower scene there's nothing to anticipate .. it's there from picture one. But that's me! | |
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| 02-01-11 10:30am - 5035 days | #14 | |
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Khan (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA |
You know, it must be a fairly popular fetish as I've seen movies where high-dollar clubs have a water tank behind the bar with hotties (skantly clad or nude) swimming about. Former PornUsers Senior Administrator Now at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson | |
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| 02-01-11 12:27pm - 5035 days | #15 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
You know, I think I would feel differently if I were sitting in a club and had a chance to ogle mostly nude or nude sirens swimming about, Khan. But I feel differently about it when it comes to Porn, there I need stronger stuff. | |
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| 02-01-11 01:47pm - 5035 days | #16 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
I was raised Catholic though, so just plain nudity is a sin and therefore instantly arousing.  | |
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| 02-01-11 01:47pm - 5035 days | #17 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
I gotta get out more. This sounds like my kind of place! | |
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| 02-01-11 04:03pm - 5035 days | #18 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Drat, I grew up in a mostly Catholic town. You'd think some of that guilt would rub off .. but no .. I'm a Pornopath, unable to feel guilt!  | |
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| 02-01-11 08:57pm - 5034 days | #19 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
To guilt..or not to guilt....That is the question. I'm reminded of a recent unbelievable stroke of good luck, whereof a hot, 21 yr. old beauty led me through a wild and wonderful sexual roller-coaster ride ... during which aided in releasing all that latent, frenzied pent-up tension that was mounting from the absence of intimacy for so long with the softr gender -- not to mention the soaring boost to my sagging ego. Aftermath Emotional Impact: Racing into a nearby Catholic Church, I told the Father what I had done. He then asked me when was the last time I made confession? Having concluded I wasn't Catholic, the Father asked me why I was telling him all this? Excitedly, as I was heading out the door, I yelled out: "I'M TELLIN' EVERYBODY"! Of course, IF YOU BELIEVE THE ABOVE, then you must let me tell you of a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to prosper from some local swamp land -- which is secretly tagged to become the site of a major shopping center. Acreage at this moment is going for a song .... this is your chance to get rich fast...so if you'll just stroke a check right away for a share of the pie..... well, you know where to find me. | |
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| 02-01-11 11:04pm - 5034 days | #20 | |
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PinkPanther (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,136 Registered: Jan 08, '07 Location: Oakland, CA |
It's for all the guys that watched Jessica Alba in "Into the Blue" and thought "If she were only nekkid, this would be the ultimate in eroticism". Unfortunately, there aren't too many women as gorgeous as Jessica Alba doing adult modelling - and after a while, you do want to see them doing different things. This would DEFINITELY be a niche that would be more appealing in a pay-by-scene format. | |
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| 02-02-11 08:30am - 5034 days | #21 | |
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Khan (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA |
I don't know about the rest but I do have some idea of where in the country you're in. Unless I'm far off, you're 30 minutes from Ocean View and if you miss base (and shipyard) traffic, you can be at Va Beach in a little over an hour. I used to live in that area myself and I gotta tell you, when spring time rolled around and the beach bunnies bounced around in their skimpy bathing suites and wet tee-shirts ... to ride down Atlantic Ave and see their tan bods, glistening with suntan oil and the water droplets on their skin ... or fresh out for the ocean ... man, not sure how that could *not* turn a guy on. But hey, if babes with water don't do it for you, that's ok.  Former PornUsers Senior AdministratorNow at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson | |
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| 02-02-11 10:56am - 5034 days | #22 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
Jesus, Khan! I'm having some blood-distribution issues here after reading that! And now my pants are getting too tight... So I suggest a PU gathering at graymane's place! | |
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| 02-02-11 11:03am - 5034 days | #23 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Almost identical reply to the one I gave above, Khan. I live near the sea and beaches and it is a proper joy to ogle all those lovely beach bunnies. But in porn I look at a water scene and think: naw, there's more exciting stuff of this model to be found. | |
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| 02-02-11 01:14pm - 5034 days | #24 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
A real knee-slapper, rear-gunner. Tightend muscles that's been idle for years. Give me advanced notice before you and other PU guys with an obsession for watered-down women show up.... and what I'll do is order one of those big water-tanks... over which is a platform just big enough to accomadate the body of a lovely lady. A target will be set up to hit with some baseballs (a good distance away)..... which then will callapse the floor of the platform and send the helpless beauty plunging into the deepths of the tank. Her frightened expressions and wiggling struggle to get back to the surface should do it nicely for everybody. Paper towels and tissues will be abundantly available. | |
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| 02-02-11 02:22pm - 5034 days | #25 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
You're right as rain, chief. My home has been at the beach almost all of my life.....actually only a bicycle ride away from the breaking waves of Ocean View and a short trek by bus or car to the far-greater ones that crashes on the shores of Virginia Beach. My current situation, however, was borne out of the passing of both my parents and my ebbing health. Plans are in the works to return there, depending on the right pieces coming ttogether. An' Oh-Yeah, since messmer said it so well already, I'll add a closing touch by amplifing his stated implication about the erotic difference between tanned, water-beaded beach-babes and domestic,bath-happy porn-hotties. Call it mixed chemistry or a confused libido, if you will, but there's a world of mind-altering difference between the sight of a pantie-style bathing suit -- adorned by a body coated with glistening oil, sun, and water soaked body, laid out on a beach blanket or making her way out of the ocean waters or pools -- compared to stark-naked ladies trying to look sexy bathing and takin' showers. | |
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