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| 06-09-11 07:52pm - 4945 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
Arrrrrgh! Aubrey Addams got all Teagan Presley-ized! Okay, so maybe I�ve been living under a rock, but I somehow missed this: I watched a (presumably) recently shot scene with Aubrey Addams where I honestly wondered if the person who labeled the scene was correct. Her look is COMPLETELY* changed. Yes, she still has two legs, two arms and a bum, but beyond that she�s nothing like who she was when she signed up for the job. Yes, I know she had a boob job** but this is more than a boob job. She�s like a different person now. Just like Teagan is when you compare older scenes with the newer stuff. I�m renewing my call to start a support agency for youthful, small-breasted porn lasses: if you�re felling compelled to pump up your look, call us. If you want in on this worthy and charitable cause, let me know. I�ve already petitioned the Vatican to canonize a patron Saint of small breasts. If you have thoughts on this, please write joe.ratzinger@vatican.com.*** Thank you, and good night. *I wanted to use italics but they aren�t available. Ted Kaczynski didn�t have access to italics and look what it did to him. Think about that. ** Yes, a small one, but she was perfect before. If you disagree, please note the above Kaczynski reference. *** obviously a parody. If you think otherwise, fuck off. | |
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| 06-09-11 08:15pm - 4945 days | #2 | |
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Khan (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA |
I'm not sure why you didn't have italics available. As you can see, this board supports italics. hmmmmm ....  Former PornUsers Senior AdministratorNow at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson | |
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| 06-10-11 05:59am - 4944 days | #3 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
Doh!!! | |
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| 06-10-11 06:53am - 4944 days | #4 | |
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Denner (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,217 Registered: Mar 03, '07 Location: Denmark |
BTW (and not concerning rearadmirals content) - but I see this often: These weird "dominos" with the question mark - is that about "italics" - and what does it mean/the reason...? (Always thought it's was some sort of fault in my browser...)  "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle" | |
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| 06-10-11 07:41am - 4944 days | #5 | |
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Khan (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA |
Denner, I can't be 100% sure of what you're referring to but ... What I suspect you're talking about is (what I see as "blocks") when the character is in a font that your browser doesn't support. This typically happens when someone creates their message in a word processor using a font that is not "standard". Former PornUsers Senior Administrator Now at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson | |
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| 06-10-11 08:32am - 4944 days | #6 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
I also see the � character, which looks like a question mark inside a diamond-shaped rectangle, in rearadmiral's original post. The � character appears wherever there is supposed to be an apostrophe character in a word. The apostrophe character itself does not appear. Edited on Jun 10, 2011, 08:36am | |
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| 06-10-11 08:47am - 4944 days | #7 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
Regarding Aubrey Addams, I liked her better with the small breasts. They seemed more natural and were lovely. Bigger does not equal better. Recent photos and videos make her seem much older. Like she aged 10-15 years in just a few years' time. I assume that's because she had some kind of cosmetic surgery to "improve" her looks, where she was already cute or pretty to begin with. I much prefer her original appearance. | |
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| 06-10-11 03:48pm - 4944 days | #8 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Well, here we go again! Will the madness ever stop? Ahhhhhhhhh! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 06-10-11 06:48pm - 4944 days | #9 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
I always type and edit posts in Word and then copy them in. That doesn't create a problem, or the weird blocks, unless you then go back to edit your post. Once you edit, the block appear. | |
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| 06-10-11 07:00pm - 4944 days | #10 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
Amen to the "bigger does not equal better" position. Her small breasts were a perfect fit for her small body. I also agree with the your statement that she was "cute." That's 100% correct. She looked like a typical beautiful woman of her age. Now she's tarted up too much. The same thing happened to Teagan Presley, which is why I made that comparison. Some men may prefer the look of the 'new' Aubrey and Teagan, but I'm not one of them. | |
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| 06-10-11 07:55pm - 4944 days | #11 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I believe that Aubrey got some facial surgery as well as implants. Her nose looks a little smaller than what I remember. She does look older than she should but that could be because porn tends to age girls faster. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 06-10-11 09:04pm - 4944 days | #12 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Uh, isn't that D'oh?  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 06-10-11 09:09pm - 4944 days | #13 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Not necessarily, a lot of girls seem to age normally, or at least comparable to those who do no porn. I guess it depends on what she's doing--a lot of gaping, stretching is more wear and tear on the skin than solo stuff. That and outdoor scenes under lots of sunlight are not too good for the skin either. But genetics, diet, and overall health all play their part too, and the results can be anywhere from ageless to overripe. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 06-11-11 12:16am - 4943 days | #14 | |
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hodayathink (0)
Active User Posts: 312 Registered: Mar 27, '09 Location: Illinois |
I wouldn't say I "prefer" the "new" Teagan (I like them both equally), but I do prefer the "new" Aubrey. Possibly because she does remind me a little of the "new" Teagan. | |
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| 06-11-11 12:16am - 4943 days | #15 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
Jassie is one starlet who kept her small breasts and natural body. And she somehow also kept her youthful appearance for many years. Eufrat, while not small-breasted, has also avoided cosmetic surgery, as far as I can tell. And she still looks great after a number of years as a porn star. | |
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| 06-11-11 01:30am - 4943 days | #16 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I've sung praises of Jassie before, but these days it's Eufrat that is showing up on so many sites and looking just DYNAMITE beautiful! I'm pretty sure she's natural all the way. And she projects such magnetic charm over and over again. She is AMAZING! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 06-11-11 05:45am - 4943 days | #17 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
I used the Canadian spelling.  | |
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| 06-11-11 09:50am - 4943 days | #18 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I agree with you. I think part of the reason i said that about Aubrey is because she started doing the hardcore stuff early in her career and has kept doing it. Those scenes can cause a strain on the body. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 06-11-11 10:26pm - 4942 days | #19 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
 Actually I was just making fun of your temporary apostrophe handicap, though apparently the apostrophe got checked at the border.  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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