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| 11-26-08 08:23pm - 5870 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User  Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
What would be your "100" site? Think about ALL of the porn sites you've visited, and ALL of the sites you've joined - what you liked, what you didn't like...Think about ALL of the reviews you've written - or perhaps you haven't written any reviews... What would a site have to be for you to give it a 100? Yes a perfect score! Imagine if such a site existed, it has to be possible!! And if you've never written a review - how good would a site have to be to make you want to write a review? Maybe if enough of us write about our "dream site" someone will make it happen? Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman Edited on Nov 26, 2008, 08:28pm | |
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| 11-26-08 08:48pm - 5870 days | #2 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
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| 11-26-08 09:50pm - 5869 days | #3 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
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| 11-27-08 02:30am - 5869 days | #4 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
I gave met-art a 97 recently for: -High quality pix -Massive number of attractive models -Massive number of pix -Low monthly and/or annual fee Site is not perfect, but definitely best in class for softcore teen pix. For a fantasy site, best in class, add: -Free membership -Great vids of the gorgeous models -Online ordering of these gorgeous models delivered to your home or place of worship. Price of these models included in the free membership. The last service, real, gorgeous models sent to you, is one of the more important requirements, obviously. | |
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| 11-27-08 03:04am - 5869 days | #5 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
Wittyguy, I assume your current avatar means you enjoy art. Would you explain what your previous avatar was saying? I'm not a critic, but I thought the previous avatar was more intriguing. From a newbie, trying to discover the secrets of a porn adept. For a fantasy 100 site, maybe I could add a glam model service that would clean you and your apartment, free of charge. Plus provide whatever other services you might require. | |
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| 11-27-08 03:06am - 5869 days | #6 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Wow, I was just thinking about this question last night, and today I see you've started a thread on it. It must be an idea whose time has come. Wittyguy has certainly spelled out a lot of the pluses, and has done so in a highly humorous fashion. It's got to be one of the all-time funniest posts here (perhaps anywhere) ever. So I'll toss in a few more pluses: +No blurriness +No excessive darkness or light (or things like retina-frying sun glare or backlight) +No tats on the models except perhaps a bit on an ankle +There's NEVER ANY cropping of the girl between her head and upper thigh. Head, arms, and ass are always all there. But cropping at the upper thigh is OK for closer views and ass worship. And of course face only, ass only, and tits only pics are perfectly fine, too. +Every gallery and every video has pics of the girl showing her ass in perfect symmetry standing and laying on her belly, looking back at the viewer with a genuinely sweet and horny expression, without her hands always on her ass +All of the models are so hot that my body grows a second prostate gland just to handle it. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Nov 27, 2008, 03:20am | |
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| 11-27-08 09:52am - 5869 days | #7 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
I'm literally ROTFL at Wittyguy's post! Wittyguy you must be a comedian or something, that's quite a talent! Someone should start a research project for your SEXI search engine, that idea is patentable! Drooler, I like your dose of reality. I was originally planning 2 separate threads for this: 1) A "fantasy" 100 site: Wittyguy's is more of a 1000, not a 100, by comparison. 2) A "real" 100 site: Drooler's is close (except for that part about the second prostate gland ;-) Seriously though, Wittyguy's "Personal Porn" will certainly come one day - I think we are heading toward a virtual reality world in terms of being able to create exactly any scenario you want and then observe it (and once we hit this technical milestone, the next will be interacting with it). Look at what Lucas did with those (horrible) Star Wars movies - imagine that quality of engineering and CGI being put towards hot babes of your choice doing what you want, rather than flying Toydarians working in junk shops. Something to think about while you're enjoying your turkey today! Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 11-27-08 06:52pm - 5869 days | #8 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
+1 to Wittyguy and Drooler's perfect website/network. There have been a few mentions in other forums of virtual worlds filled with perfect CGI characters that ressemble your favorite actress, model, singer or what not. I'm pretty sure that this is going to happen much sooner than we expect it. What I fear is that it will be exactly like George Lucas 3 Star Wars prequels. I enjoyed them, but that's only because they had jedis like we always imagined them. The storylines made no sense. They re-invented the entire Star Wars universe. Given a choice of having less than stellar effects like Star Wars, but an incredible story or having a crappy story but amazing effects, I will pick the prior any day. The morale of this is that even if the technology is here. The people that will apply it will do as good a job as Lucas did. All flash and no substance. This may be the phrase that best describes most of what passes for good porn today. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 11-28-08 02:10pm - 5868 days | #9 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
Good points, pat362. An ironic point about Lucas: I had the delux video edition of the original trilogy, and in it there are some highlights of an interview with George, and he basically says "An effect is one thing, but the story is much more important, a special effect without a story is a pretty boring thing." Another memorable quote: "Without Anthony Daniels C3P0 is just a hunk of plastic, by putting a real person into that outfit you get an entire dose of reality along with it". I'm paraphrasing of course, but George really seems to have done an about-face on his roots. And truthfully speaking, I enjoyed the new films too, but as you so eloquently put it, "they re-invented the entire Star Wars universe". If only George hired a decent script writer, and let Stephen Speilberg direct, it would have been orders of magnitude better. Anyway, the fact that they have the technology is one thing, but as you stated it the story behind it is more important. As this type of "do it yourself" porn becomes more prevalent, I believe a critical component will be to let the user define the parameters for the story/fantasy: you can add as much (or as little) story as you might like. That will really be something else, kind of like all of the Star Wars fan films on the internet these days, one could make their own "virtual porn movie" if you will with your own script etc. Kind of makes me want to grab my camera... Wow did I get off topic of the thread! Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 11-28-08 02:20pm - 5868 days | #10 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
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| 11-28-08 07:27pm - 5868 days | #11 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
There is no such thing as off topic in the forum. At least when Georges decides to go 180 degrees in the other direction. He goes all the way. He removed the story and added all CGI characters. I wonder how many of us would think Darth Vader is so amazing, if George had made him all CGI. Will any one of us remember General Griveous 10yrs from now?? I think that whomever comes up with a computer program that allows the user to select the action, the stars, the setting, the wardrobe, ect and then see it performed on screen, then that person will be rich beyond belief. Don't we all see a movie and think of all the things we would have done different to make it better. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 11-29-08 04:57am - 5867 days | #12 | |
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elonlybuster (0)
Active User Posts: 52 Registered: Aug 24, '08 Location: Georgia |
I've never really found the perfect site, but IF I could say what I wanted it would be something like this A good number of GOOD affiliates Daily updates on the main site and it's afiliates Older updates always available Lots of screens (don't have to be in HQ) Downloadable packages of HQ pics A decent story line every once in a while Trailers that don't give everything away A variety of sex acts and types No Download Limit The option to stream the video A forum to chat with the stars and other site members Webcam feeds, even if you can't talk to the person at least watch Something that's easy to navigate. And a price that's not outrageous. Preferably about $25 but no more than $30 Basically the closest thing to my "perfect site" would be the Bangbros Network because they offer alot of that and you can easily go back and forth between affiliates. | |
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| 11-29-08 11:26pm - 5866 days | #13 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Now thats service. Since 2007 | |
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| 12-05-08 03:46am - 5861 days | #14 | |
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sitsat (0)
Active User Posts: 4 Registered: Nov 28, '08 |
Okay, for this post I'm gonna focus on my favourite niche (lesbians), and my perfect but possible criteria. This list is also in order of importance. 1. The models are HOT (I'm talking Eve Angel, Sandra Shine, Andie Valentino hot), but they are also fresh and new. Most of them are aged 18-21, but there are some aged up to 40 (and still as hot as Monica Bellucci). 2. The action is hotter than anything I've seen or possibly even imagined. The girls must look like they actually *want* to screw each other as much as I want to screw them. They must kiss with the passion in kissmegirl. They must embrace like want to be one whole person. They must lick and suck and trib and grind as if it was their last day on Earth and they're a lesbian virgin who's just met a woman beyond their wildest fantasies. 3. The videos must be fully downloadable in a variety of resolutions and clip sizes, from 30sec to a 20+ minute scene. But you can also edit to choose where the scene begins and ends (because some people don't want the foreplay, etc). 4. No males on set. Period. If someone's gonna interview the girls, it must be a hot girl. If someone's gonna walk on set, it must be a hot girl. If a cameraperson accidently shoots herself in a mirror, it must be a hot girl behind the lens. No dickheads to be found, thanx. 5. Natural is good. No fake tits. No tatoos. No fake tans or bleach-blonde hair. Very little make-up. Having curves and a waist is okay! (Models must still be pretty though) 6. Navigation. I want an A-Z model directory with a portrait of each model (with a brief bio when I click on her). I want a scene directory based on content/niche. I want to be able to search by user ratings (overall, niche, and model rating), or perhaps even a webmaster's recommendation. They could even have a few trailers like FTV girls and list the 30+ girls who appeared in each one. 7. Organisation. When I click on a model's portrait it opens up on her page. One quarter of it will have her name, age, height, nationality, female celebrity she'd most like to have sex with, favourite position/niche, and perhaps a 30-sec interview video clip. Another quarter will have links to stuff related to the model (e.g. similar models, personal items for sale, etc). The other half of the page will be her scenes, which each open up to its video clips/pics page when clicked on. 8. A wide variety of content. Just because the site is devoted to lesbians doesn't mean it can't be more imaginative to other niches - sometimes more is more. I want sloppy kissing scenes, shower scenes, intimate bedroom scenes (perhaps even when one of the girls is asleep), 69-sex, tribbing, face-sitting, massaging, full body licking, female ejaculation, pissing, sex with both girls covered from head-to-toe in liquid chocolate or syrup (ala messyfun), hot sweaty sex after the girls have just done a workout, oily sex, dirty dancing, even a one-off 30-woman orgy wouldn't go amiss. Obviously, not everyone likes everything, but people are going to pick and choose their favourite scenes anyway. Some scenes might even have a simple storyline (that requires only basic acting), like a single mother seducing her non-lesbian babysitter (or even raping her until the other girl starts to enjoy it). There could be bondage where two girls are mummified or wrapped together in cling film... I could go on all night with this (I've come up with more in 5 mins than most producers will ever do though). 9. I'd like a little shop on the site - DVDs, customisable or not. Autographed pictures or used items from the models. 10. Price should never be more than $20/month. 11. A well-organised forum where the webmasters listen to their customers, and you can post messages to the models (who might be exclusive to the site). This would include polls (for member-requested scenes and actresses). It would actually take a lot less than the above to score 100 from me, since nobody will ever come close to getting everything right. The most important thing in lesbian porn for me is seeing hot girls (who I couldn't dream of getting) absolutely snogging the faces off each other with real passion... as if they were (shock, horror) *real* lesbians. If one site could get just that right (with enough decent quality vids), I'd give them 100. It will never happen tho... | |
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| 12-06-08 12:23pm - 5860 days | #15 | |
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IKnoPorn (0)
Active User Posts: 61 Registered: Jan 15, '07 Location: Los Angeles, CA |
Hi Sitsat! That's a great post - something that could actually be achieved by a website producer. Regarding your love of lesbian content - you've probably heard of vivthomas - although I've never joined (it's near the top of my "soon to join list") I've heard his lesbian content is second to none. Very passionate, I've seen clips of his "Art of Kissing" series, definitely something to check out if you haven't heard of it. However, like all good things, there are bad aspects too, the biggest drawback of Viv's content is the quality. vivthomasvideos is supposed to be better, but it's more expensive, I guess you get what you pay for. Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb. - Batman | |
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| 12-20-08 12:48pm - 5846 days | #16 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
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| 12-21-08 01:21pm - 5845 days | #17 | |
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Goldfish (0)
Active User  Posts: 265 Registered: Jan 19, '08 Location: Boston, MA |
Good question! I rated Sapphic Erotica 98. It was one of my first reviews here on PU so I tend to think I would have ranked it a little lower now -- maybe 92-95. If I use Sapphic Erotica as my starting point here's what they could do to get a 100 from me: - Bump up the movies to true HD quality. (I haven't seen the site since March so maybe they already have.) - Get the video count up over 1000 or add a couple network sites. (w/ at least 20-25% being HD) - Have at least a third of the video content be b/g hardcore. (They might need to rename the site!) - The b/g would need to be with the same quality models and the sex scenes just as passionate as the g/g movies. They don't quite make the grade with their hardcore site, Only Cuties. - Keep the price at $19.99 - Optional: Maybe add some variety and creativity in the movie making. | |
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| 12-26-08 11:35am - 5840 days | #18 | |
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picdude (0)
Active User Posts: 107 Registered: Dec 26, '08 Location: Italy |
My 100 site would be a site that is one that has covers all the bases but does a few things really well Ie covers all the fetishes (within reason) but focuses on tradional b/g and g/g It would also have a written intro to each video. Loads of bonus content for each girl ie interview with the girl, some solo play (stripping,and playing), an audio dirty story by the girl Stats and info about the girl. Would also like to see guest directors so for example if I was doing "Big tits at work" I would have my normal director but every now and then bring in new guest director to do things differently with their trademark style Also would like to set up everyday scenarios which are believable. And keep the girls wearing sexy clothes (why wear crotchless panties then take it off for the sex?) I would also send any contract girls for a couple acting lessons. | |
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