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| 03-24-19 07:59pm - 2099 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
It ain't over till it's over! I had to call in a technician from my TV cable company not so long ago because one of my boxes was acting up. After he had finished I asked him: “Look, maybe you can explain this to me. Every time I order a new channel through my remote control it only shows up on one of my TVs. What am I doing wrong?” “I don't know why you don't get the newly acquired channel on all of your TVs,” he looked baffled and continued, “the only exception are our channels with adult contents! Our subscribers like it this way because they don't want their children (looking at me, thinking: or grandchildren) to come across porn when they channel surf while visiting!” “Ah, okay, that explains it, it was a porn channel I had ordered!” The young man burst out, face lit up with the greatest joy I have ever seen in a human: “Oh, thank God,” looking at my 82 year old, slightly worse for wear, features. Then he blushed when he realized that he had inadvertently called me old and over the hill, through his outburst. I guess the thought of getting older and losing his libido must have weighed heavily on him. Yep, youngsters, rejoice! There IS sex after seventy, even eighty! For many of us it is regrettably sex of the solitary kind, (wink, wink, nudge, nudge) but life ain't quite done with us yet! Warmest greetings to all my old friends who are still around! | |
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| 03-24-19 10:24pm - 2099 days | #2 | |
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exotics4me (0)
Active User  Posts: 664 Registered: Jan 12, '07 Location: USA |
Good to see you around messmer. As the old saying goes, the more things change, the more they stay the same. Applying to PU, of course, not getting older though based on your post I think it works there too! My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich. - Chuck Palahniuk | |
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| 03-25-19 09:13am - 2099 days | #3 | |
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merc77 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 291 Registered: Apr 17, '16 |
They really do need to add a like button because I loved your story dealing with a reality we all face as we get older. Yes, we still can get it up and if we need help they now have all sorts of pills out there. Many still think the fun parts of our bodies quit working after a certain age.     "Dogs think people are Gods. Cats don't as they know better." - Kedi (2016)Dogs have masters; Cats have staff. | |
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| 03-25-19 01:43pm - 2098 days | #4 | |
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mbaya (0)
Suspended  Posts: 891 Registered: Jul 07, '08 Location: new jersey |
Nice to see you here again. | |
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| 03-25-19 07:52pm - 2098 days | #5 | |
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PinkPanther (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,136 Registered: Jan 08, '07 Location: Oakland, CA |
It's funny to see people's reaction to age. I was visiting my sister on the east coast at Thanksgiving time and I had to meet my elderly mother at her airline's baggage claim when she arrived coming in from a different area. I'm a bit over 60, and when I went to my mother's airline to ask them where her baggage claim would be, and let them know that it was my mother I was meeting, the young Asian clerk blurted out, "How old is your mother!?" like she must be Methuselah considering how old I was. I could have been insulted, I suppose, but I just found it too damned funny. | |
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| 03-26-19 09:19am - 2098 days | #6 | |
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merc77 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 291 Registered: Apr 17, '16 |
George Carlin said it best when it came to aging: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TBc_YB600c Americans are terrified of old age. "Dogs think people are Gods. Cats don't as they know better." - Kedi (2016) Dogs have masters; Cats have staff. | |
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| 03-26-19 11:04am - 2098 days | #7 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
You should see my reaction, PinkPanther, when I allow myself to contemplate that I have children who are now seniors and grandchildren in their thirties. Nobody ever told me that your body may say 83 but inside you feel like 39! It's always a shock! Talking about shock, despite my ode to the sex life of older people,as I recounted in my original post, that happened last year and I am now gradually starting to wonder where my libido is going! So, let's make 84 an arbitrary cut-off with kudos and envy to those who make it past that age!  | |
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| 03-26-19 11:09am - 2098 days | #8 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
You should see my reaction, PinkPanther, when I allow myself to contemplate that I have children who are now seniors and grandchildren in their thirties. Nobody ever told me that your body may say 83 but inside you feel like 39! It's always a shock! Talking about shock, despite my ode to the sex life of older people,as I recounted in my original post, that happened last year and I am now gradually starting to wonder where my libido is going! So, let's make 84 an arbitrary cut-off with kudos and envy to those who make it past that age! | |
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| 03-26-19 02:14pm - 2097 days | #9 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Yep, I think that's universal but has always astounded me! I never cared for those so-called milestones, like 30, 50 etc. I live each day at a time and aging has been a smooth transition for me.The only times I am aware of my age was when I lost my partner, or any time I look in the mirror.  Or, recently, when I notice a certain decline in my libido!Of course, I could always blame Videobox for desensitizing me with all their 1000s of almost identical offerings. And now I am jaded! Yeah, that's it. It's not age. It's porn that is responsible for my reduced libido. But having said that, I must say that I am nervous of the diseases that old age often brings with it. The thought of being in somebodies hands, depending on someone else to cater to all my needs, that DOES scare me. | |
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| 03-28-19 02:28pm - 2095 days | #10 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
First welcome back. I don't participate as much now but I still try to visit the forum to add the odd post. I truly believe that our perception of the world greatly affects the way we deal with it so while you may be in your 80's. The fact that you still think that you are in your 30's is great because it means that you are young at heart and that is a good thing. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 03-28-19 03:09pm - 2095 days | #11 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
Great story! I have to confess though, that even in my mid-50s I tend to have the same reaction as the young clerk. I think that comes from two things. First, I still perceive myself as much younger than I am. Second, my parents were almost 40 when I was born so it does seem odd to me when someone in their 50s or 60s still has parents around. | |
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| 03-28-19 03:10pm - 2095 days | #12 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
Messmer - it's good to see you back with us. Thanks for checking in and saying hello! | |
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| 03-28-19 04:09pm - 2095 days | #13 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Hey Messmer! You're old enough to be my young daddy, but I can say for sure that it wouldn't bother me if your new channel played on every set in the house. I also get subtle and not-so-subtle references to my own graying state, even in this world of hyper-political correctness. Maybe it's because that's the world of the young, who haven't thought as much about "microaggressions" of aging. I just pause, look them in the eye, and go, "Ooops!" LOL I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Mar 29, 2019, 07:56pm | |
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| 03-29-19 04:39pm - 2094 days | #14 | |
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marcdc1 (0)
Active User  Posts: 139 Registered: Jan 10, '07 Location: New York |
 . I agree we need a like button! | |
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| 03-30-19 12:02pm - 2093 days | #15 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Thanks, rear admiral. Good to see you are still around! | |
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| 03-30-19 12:08pm - 2093 days | #16 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Hey, Drooler! I found the worst elder prejudice at the check outs of my grocery stores. Where before I always got a polite smile, those smiles slipped as I got older and the faces now spelled indifference! That was when I still lived in the city. Here in the country (Rural New Brunswick), I get hugs, smiles and respect. Quite a refreshing change! | |
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| 03-30-19 12:12pm - 2093 days | #17 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Thanks for the welcome back, Pat! I *am* young at heart. Don't you think most of us are. Does anyone else ever get a shock when they look in the mirror? | |
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| 03-30-19 03:09pm - 2093 days | #18 | |
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marcdc1 (0)
Active User Posts: 139 Registered: Jan 10, '07 Location: New York |
I have that experience all the time. Every time I go for a hair cut I'm shocked at the amount of grey that falls on the floor! As move further into middle age - I'm stunned to continually discover I'm not 20 years old any more. Sometime that's funny - sometimes that's tragic.  | |
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| 03-30-19 03:17pm - 2093 days | #19 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
I was lucky. I stopped aging at 19. (Except my body is sometimes 21, when I want to buy alcohol.) That's why, when I want to look at girls, I focus on teens, which are close to my mental age. | |
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| 03-31-19 12:12pm - 2092 days | #20 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
LOL. I did something about the grey! I had my head shaved! Mainly because when you are all grey your hair gets stubborn and you start looking like Einstein! | |
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