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| 02-15-10 09:04am - 5424 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
The 'I wish I had said that!' Thread I haven't seen one of these in a while. It was prompted by some finger painting in dirt on the back of a car parked at our local supermarket. 'I wish my wife was as dirty as this car.' Yeah, seen that before, but beneath it some other wag had written. 'She is.' Cap'n, :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 02-15-10 01:54pm - 5424 days | #2 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 02-15-10 03:10pm - 5424 days | #3 | |
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PinkPanther (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,136 Registered: Jan 08, '07 Location: Oakland, CA |
This is more a "I'm glad I read it" than an "I wish I said it". When I lived in San Diego, it was very common to see cars with a license plate holder saying "I wish I was shopping at Nordstroms" in gold. One day, I was amused to see someone with a license plate holder in the exact same style saying "I wish I was smoking crack cocaine!" I did wonder, though, how often the driver of that vehicle got pulled over by the cops. | |
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| 02-15-10 03:57pm - 5423 days | #4 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
There is no greater joy than soaring high on the wings of your dreams - except maybe the joy of watching a dreamer who has nowhere to land but in the ocean of reality. Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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| 02-15-10 04:20pm - 5423 days | #5 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Is that more of your great Buddhist wisdom, RB? :) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-15-10 06:24pm - 5423 days | #6 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
Flogging will continue until moral improves. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 02-16-10 01:42pm - 5423 days | #7 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
"It's hard to soar like an eagle when you work with a bunch of turkeys." | |
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| 02-16-10 01:51pm - 5423 days | #8 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
Ben Franklin suggested the turkey as our (U.S.) national emblem. But they chose the eagle instead. At least, that's what I seem to remember from my high school days, which seems to be pre-historic in 2010. Edit: I did a google on Franklin and the turkey. Here's what I found: Did Ben really want the turkey to be the symbol of the United States of America? In a letter to his daughter, Benjamin Franklin wrote: For my own part I wish the Eagle had not been chosen the representative of our country. He is a bird of bad moral character. He does not get his Living honestly. You may have seen him perched on some dead tree near the river, where, too lazy to fish for himself, he watches the labor of the Fishing Hawk; and when that diligent Bird has at length taken a fish, and is bearing it to his nest for the support of his mate and young ones, the Eagle pursues him and takes it from him. With all this injustice, he is never in good case but like those among men who live by sharping & robbing he is generally poor and often very lousy. Besides he is a rank coward: The little King Bird not bigger than a Sparrow attacks him boldly and drives him out of the district. He is therefore by no means a proper emblem for the brave and honest Cincinnati of America who have driven all the King birds from our country... "I am on this account not displeased that the figure is not known as a Eagle, but looks more like a Turkey. For the truth the Turkey is in comparison a much more respectable bird, and withal a true original native of America . . . He is besides, though a little vain & silly, a bird of courage, and would not hesitate to attack a grenadier of the British Guards who should presume to invade his farm yard with a red coat on. Edited on Feb 16, 2010, 01:55pm | |
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| 02-16-10 02:07pm - 5423 days | #9 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
A friend of mine to another colleague: 'How can you be so stupid with only one head?' Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 02-16-10 03:17pm - 5423 days | #10 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
What would have happened to all of those great movie and other titles? The Turkey Has Landed Where Turkeys Dare The Day of the Turkey Iron Turkey Turkey Eye The Turkey Path ETC. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 02-16-10 03:21pm - 5423 days | #11 | |
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Wittyguy (0)
Active User Posts: 1,138 Registered: Feb 04, '08 Location: Left Coast, USA |
... And would we all be fighting over the few scraps of meat that would come off of an eagle during Thanksgiving? | |
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| 02-16-10 06:58pm - 5422 days | #12 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Lol! Very funny point. I don't think "Where Turkeys Dare" would have been titled that since it was referring to a line from a Shakespeare play. Don't forget about the rock band the Turkeys. ;) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-16-10 07:09pm - 5422 days | #13 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Like PinkPanther I also like stuff you read on the backs of cars, but especially bumpers stickers that counter the typical overly proud ones you see in suburban areas. I am not a parent or a bumper sticker user but I love reading "My kid can beat up your honor student" or something similar instead of reading "I am the proud parent of an honor student at...". Still makes me smile. Around the D.C. area where I live you frequently see "OBX" stickers and other such car decorations, which refer to the Outer Banks in North Carolina, a big area for beach goers. Well after a few years of seeing those stickers on almost every SUV and minivan in existence I finally saw a "FOBX" sticker sending a message to all the OBX lovers--nice. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-17-10 03:13am - 5422 days | #14 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I knew I was missing something! And let's not forget to throw in that Steve Miller classic, "Fly Like a Turkey." I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 02-17-10 03:47am - 5422 days | #15 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
Have to add the band Turkey Eye Cherry in there. Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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| 02-17-10 07:20am - 5422 days | #16 | |
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exotics4me (0)
Active User  Posts: 664 Registered: Jan 12, '07 Location: USA |
One of my favorites, sold by t-shirt street vendors in California, worn by businesswomen as a joke. "I'm hot, qualified, double-jointed, all natural, bi-sexual, no gag reflex. Too bad you can only watch through the glass ceiling you're standing on." My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich. - Chuck Palahniuk | |
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| 02-17-10 09:09am - 5422 days | #17 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
Then there is the old 1970s' T-Shirt depicting two vultures sat on the branches of a dead tree. One says. 'Patience, my ass!.........I'm gonna kill something!' Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 02-17-10 12:40pm - 5422 days | #18 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
One of my favorites from the early '70's, though it is certainly not an era-bound observation: "What you see is what you get." I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 02-19-10 04:55pm - 5419 days | #19 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
That reminds me of a rather bizarre but true anecdote. A company I used to work for, gave all employees a Turkey for Christmas. We were given a token & we had to go down to the butcher & collect it. One year ours was a particularly large one & it wouldn't fit in the oven. In frustration my wife opened the kitchen door and threw it down the garden path. As it bounced down the path, she said. 'I bet you thought you'd never fly again!' Cap'n. :0) Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 02-19-10 11:50pm - 5419 days | #20 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
That's hilarious! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 03-08-10 10:40am - 5403 days | #21 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
OLD SCHOOL Ass, Grass or Gas, no one rides for free. Since 2007 | |
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