|
|||||
|
| Porn Users Forum » Solo's sucking on their toys |
| 1-24 of 24 Posts | Page 1 |
| Thread Nav : Refresh Page | First Post | Last Post | Porn Forum Home |
| 04-30-10 11:18pm - 5349 days | Original Post - #1 | |
|
graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Solo's sucking on their toys I would certainly be interested to know how others feel about solo's incessant mouthing and sucking on inanimate objects (toys) during masturbation skits. It's not only a blatant distraction and a monumental turn-off, but the subject blows (pun intended) the entire erotic substance of the scene. Typical scenario: a performer is really getting it on in a hot scene when..(abruptly) she withdraws dildo (toy) and promptly stuffs into her mouth...where she then sucks, swirls, gulps, rotates, chomps, slides in and out, as well as a few other creative oral gymnastics.... for as long as it takes to bring your own "toy" down to half-mast. If this practice does actually appeals to enough porn enthusiasts, for all that is sane please get them exclusive sites catering to this non-sense and scrap it in mainstream where I'm forced to watch it.  | |
|
||
| 05-01-10 02:49am - 5349 days | #2 | |
|
Capn (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
The whole 'toy' thing is massively overused in any case. 'Ho hum. What a surprise another toy scene / photoset!'  Cap'n.  Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
|
||
| 05-01-10 03:12am - 5349 days | #3 | |
|
Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I don't usually get toy masturbation videos, though I do have a few. Mostly I get pics. After I download, I quickly survey them in thumbnail mode in windows and select and discard the ones of the girl mouthing the plastic penis. I don't see the point of those pics. I suppose we're supposed to think "my penis in her mouth" when the girl applies partial vacuum to the colorful, injection-molded bit of future environmental threat, but to me, it's "Why the hell would anyone suck on a piece of plastic?" I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
|
||
| 05-01-10 03:35am - 5349 days | #4 | |
|
Colm4 (0)
Active User  Posts: 117 Registered: Sep 22, '07 Location: Holland |
I don't like it at all when they do it BEFORE the act, but if she has used the toy on herself, I find it very hot if she then sucks on it. But yes it's a bit overdone sometimes and especially on strap-on scenes. Like on a certain scene I downloaded, I had to edit out half the scene because of this. | |
|
||
| 05-01-10 06:09am - 5349 days | #5 | |
|
Khan (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA |
I could be wrong but I'd guess "before the act" is mainly for the functional purpose of providing lubrication.  Former PornUsers Senior AdministratorNow at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson | |
|
||
| 05-01-10 08:22am - 5349 days | #6 | |
|
RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
When the girl is overacting, like she's getting off by sucking on the toy, that file gets shut off or deleted. Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
|
||
| 05-01-10 08:55am - 5349 days | #7 | |
|
PinkPanther (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,136 Registered: Jan 08, '07 Location: Oakland, CA |
For me, it's all about the overall performance. Some girls can do things with their mouths and tongues that are very exciting. Many girls are just following the director's instructions - now put it in your mouth and play with it - and there's nothing exciting about it. One of the first times I saw this kind of toy play - and one of the most erotic was Kitten Natividad in "Beyond the Valley of the Ultra Vixens". She was trying to distract her husband and get him to fuck her, so she gets out a vibe and she's giving it a hand job and blowing on it and licking it, etc - it was a great performance, filmed impeccably by a master of tease, and it was very exciting. The reality is that most porn is - "OK, let's do another scene - 3 minutes doing this, 3 minutes doing that, stick it in your pussy for a few minutes, have an orgasm and we're done. OK, now put on this outfit and we'll go again." | |
|
||
| 05-01-10 09:53am - 5349 days | #8 | |
|
anyonebutme (0)
Active User  Posts: 294 Registered: Aug 23, '09 |
Ah man, I find that to be one of the best parts of solo vids! If for nothing else than the sheer absurdity factor  Still, it depends on the girl. Some do it very well, some do it very lamely. But then again, that's the whole crapshoot that is porn, no matter what the genre. Sometimes you get an amazing scene, sometimes not. | |
|
||
| 05-01-10 11:06am - 5349 days | #9 | |
|
messmer (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
I always assumed they do it to add a bit of lubrication, either before or even during the act. After all, they are in it for the cash. Some might get wet at the thought of getting that check but most won't, especially when surrounded by hot lights and nattering yahoos. That's why we also see so much spitting these days. | |
|
||
| 05-01-10 02:16pm - 5349 days | #10 | |
|
james4096 (0)
Suspended Posts: 132 Registered: Mar 02, '09 |
This kinda bugs me too. Every time I see a chick sucking on a dildo for more than a few seconds in a solo scene I think, "she has no clue." | |
|
||
| 05-01-10 09:09pm - 5348 days | #11 | |
|
Goldfish (0)
Active User  Posts: 265 Registered: Jan 19, '08 Location: Boston, MA |
The toy sucking is typically not my favorite part of a video though in some cases it makes sense -- either for the practical purpose of lubricating or even a little lick or suck as a way to turn on the males in the viewing audience. Things start to go wrong when the girl gives the dildo a full blowjob. And what's up with the girls who act like THEY are getting turned on while sucking a toy? | |
|
||
| 05-01-10 09:54pm - 5348 days | #12 | |
|
exotics4me (0)
Active User  Posts: 664 Registered: Jan 12, '07 Location: USA |
I'm in the lubrication boat as well. I think sucking on it would be at least sexier than pulling out a tube of KY and giving it a hand job. Though I have to say, Gigi Spice is quite talented with the dildo blowjob, but I expected that since roughly 1/5 of her pictures has her tongue sticking out in some sort of sexual way. Anyway, I thought we had came to a conclusion that most of us men have no idea what turns a woman on? We are talking about humans who get turned on by talking about their emotions and feelings after all!  My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich. - Chuck Palahniuk | |
|
||
| 05-02-10 01:45am - 5348 days | #13 | |
|
graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
C'mon guys, "lubrication" has little to do with those female air-heads gorging on plastic Phallic Symbols. Beside the fact saliva has very little lubrication properties, There's no practical way enough saliva will adhere to such a device to be sufficient, anyway. Contrary to exotics4me's comparing KY, isn't that what the stuff is made for? It's not rocket science here for one to conclude the gals are doing this dildo-mouth act solely for the grossly misguided thinking it turns men on. The old adage: "different strokes for different folks" as it might relate to this issue, is certainly worthy of consideration here....but, logically, I think that if this feature does actually serve to stimulate a number watching this superfluous crap.......well, at the expense of stepping over the line, I'll simply suppress further comment. | |
|
||
| 05-02-10 02:06am - 5348 days | #14 | |
|
exotics4me (0)
Active User Posts: 664 Registered: Jan 12, '07 Location: USA |
Sure that's what KY is for, but taking a break in the action to rub it on the dildo wouldn't be as erotic. I consider a woman's mouth and actions with it to be erotic. Also, should have mentioned in my earlier post. There are a lot of solo models, mostly Euro ones, who do not have scenes with men. That may be the closest the fans of said model sees to her giving a blowjob. My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich. - Chuck Palahniuk | |
|
||
| 05-02-10 03:41am - 5348 days | #15 | |
|
graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
With all due respect, erotics4me, it's "break in the action" I'm partly complaining about. I'm really getting into this hot video clip, OK? when this broad suddenly shifts gears and launches into her lengthy and boring episode of lollipopping. Once, or maybe twice can painfully be tolerated, but this mouthpiece becomes all-consuming wherein she's like a hungry baby not letting go of a warm bottle of milk. this switching roles is right up there, on an annoyance level, with frequent TV commerical interuptions. And I'll argue the point that KY jelly is far superior, and infinitely more practical, until the cows come home. Forgive me, but I ain't buying the notion KY will have anything more to do with detraction than the status quo. What's wrong with her subtly applying KY to the object and stroking it erotically? It'll certainly work better and assuredly require fewer trips. | |
|
||
| 05-02-10 06:13am - 5348 days | #16 | |
|
yadayada321 (0)
Active User Posts: 19 Registered: Jan 29, '10 Location: Las Vegas, NV |
I find it quite weird myself... it's like seeing a guy masturbate and then licking and smelling his hand afterwards hahahahahaha . | |
|
||
| 05-02-10 07:50am - 5348 days | #17 | |
|
graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Thanks for the wakeup call, Panther....the blame does indeed rest with the director, which amplifies this phoney absurity even more. This imbecile is shouting instructions while the toy-sucker's making every effort to exibit some creative input on her own....results: A mishmash of duel personalities trying to produce the impossible for the purpose of forming a sensual endeavor. Breaking that down in simple terminology:> Neither apparently has no clue what a waste of time and resources thats going down. Edited by Staff on May 02, 2010, 10:13am (Khan: fixed bad quoteback) | |
|
||
| 05-02-10 10:02am - 5348 days | #18 | |
|
PinkPanther (0)
Active User Posts: 1,136 Registered: Jan 08, '07 Location: Oakland, CA |
One example of a recent toy-sucking scene that I found highly erotic. At FaceDownAssUpUniversity.com, there's a scene of Misty Anderson with a suction-dildo stuck on a mirror fucking herself with the dildo while giving a faux blow job to another dildo. I dunno why, but nobody makes Misty Anderson look as hot as Phil Flash does - she looks "softer" and prettier in front of his camera, for some reason and this is one of the "hardest" scenes that she had done at the time so she's got that "I'm being extra naughty" energy and looks fabulous and is totally into it and it's not her 100th time doing the same thing and it's very hot. Edited on May 02, 2010, 10:12am | |
|
||
| 05-02-10 10:38am - 5348 days | #19 | |
|
graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I've got to hand to you Panther, you make a strong and convincing arguement for the positive side of this issue. Given, a performer under the right direction, and coached in the proper professional manner, does, and as you convey, pulls it off masterfully. But lets face it, that kind of quality finding its way to our electronic doorstep are but crumbs compared the good stuff. In our cyber domain, Your fine examples are as rare as hen's teeth. | |
|
||
| 05-02-10 04:27pm - 5347 days | #20 | |
|
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
 I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
|
||
| 05-02-10 04:52pm - 5347 days | #21 | |
|
PinkPanther (0)
Active User Posts: 1,136 Registered: Jan 08, '07 Location: Oakland, CA |
Isn't that the case with all porn? If it's approached as "just another scene", it's a big snooze. If the people on the 2 sides of the camera can do something to enliven it, then it's hot stuff. | |
|
||
| 05-02-10 06:37pm - 5347 days | #22 | |
|
messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Truth and wisdom in that statement, PP. | |
|
||
| 05-02-10 07:09pm - 5347 days | #23 | |
|
RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
Now there's a niche that's no one's picked up on yet. At least I hope I'm right in saying that. Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
|
||
| 05-03-10 02:32pm - 5347 days | #24 | |
|
turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
What's weird about that?  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
|
||
| 1-24 of 24 Posts | Page 1 |
| Thread Nav : Refresh Page | First Post | Last Post | Porn Forum Home |
|
