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| 07-10-12 03:54am - 4548 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended  Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
When you'd rather not say vagina ... As a lover of language, I'm always delighted to experience inventive terms, especially regarding sex. Someone on tumblr has been circulating a list of euphemisms for the vagina, and while some are disgusting and many negative, I did enjoy these 10 euphemistic alternatives quite a lot: beef curtains cloven tuft dick sharpener flesh tuxedo lapland mount pleasant pipe cleaner snake charmer vertical grimace willy washer "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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| 07-10-12 09:52am - 4548 days | #2 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
I always liked the way Sean Connery would say Poosey. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 07-10-12 10:21am - 4548 days | #3 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
heaven's gate Sugarland tunnel Crocha Birth cannon Pink toco Briar Patch Beaver bush Ellie Mae Clamp-it Manhole snapper flapper Zip it ......shades of Archer Bunker How about the dividing strip between the vagina and anus? We called it "the taint" cuz it taint pussy or ass ..... (groan!!!) BTW..... anybody remember the Edsel? (need I say more?) | |
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| 07-10-12 10:27am - 4548 days | #4 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
Yes Graymane I remember the Edsel - Ford's big flop but a bonanza to anyone who held onto one. I've always thought of a poosey as an oyster - same consistency, smell and taste. Yummy! If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 07-10-12 12:25pm - 4548 days | #5 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
I must say I feel just the opposite way about those very inventive terms. I don't like all those euphemisms even though I can see where people might want to use different words to describe the same thing if they are writing a novel or novella. In polite company I call a vagina a vagina, in correspondence with fellow porn users I call it a pussy, well, most of the time, and in the midst of depraved and highly satisfactory sex I use the "c" word because I love dirty talk during love making! Or I should say, I used to!  | |
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| 07-10-12 12:53pm - 4548 days | #6 | |
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elephant (0)
Active User  Posts: 585 Registered: Jan 11, '07 |
Yeah there is some good ones there, heres a few more of my own. Holey Poley Ginny Leng nooney front bottom banana skin Talywacka's best buddie love goal crack of kingdom cum growler the cradock "Women are like tricks by sleight of hand, Which, to admire, we should not understand." WILLIAM CONGREVE | |
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| 07-10-12 12:59pm - 4548 days | #7 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Quim, Nana, Hoohoo, Pussy, Vagigi, Cunt! can be satisfying to say, almost as gratifying as Fuck !!! Gash? Good God Gracie ! What a Gash ! unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 07-10-12 01:45pm - 4548 days | #8 | |
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elephant (0)
Active User Posts: 585 Registered: Jan 11, '07 |
Oh I forgot another classic, flange "Women are like tricks by sleight of hand, Which, to admire, we should not understand." WILLIAM CONGREVE | |
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| 07-11-12 04:26am - 4547 days | #9 | |
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HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
Ha -- I like that. Sounds like the hokey pokey -- "you put it in and shake it all about"?  "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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| 07-11-12 07:49pm - 4547 days | #10 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
In view of the onset and popular practice introduced by porn-peddler's answer to conveniently provide a cheap lubricant to their subject's orifices by spitting all over each other ... then let me proudly announce another name of noteworthy status: Ta-Da ...  "Spittoon" | |
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| 07-11-12 10:14pm - 4546 days | #11 | |
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Reveen (0)
Active User Posts: 96 Registered: Apr 06, '09 |
Flange is one of the best as is the word coined by the Inbetweeners, Clunge Geordies (aka people from Newcastle) call it the Nunny | |
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| 07-12-12 01:09pm - 4546 days | #12 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Here ya go. Ham Wallet Oyster Ditch Putting Hatch Yippee Box Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo. Since 2007 | |
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| 07-14-12 08:03am - 4544 days | #13 | |
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elephant (0)
Active User Posts: 585 Registered: Jan 11, '07 |
Cunny Fanjeeta another two that sprung to mind whilst eating my cereals "Women are like tricks by sleight of hand, Which, to admire, we should not understand." WILLIAM CONGREVE | |
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| 07-14-12 11:12am - 4544 days | #14 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Box? is that what you meant CT? If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 07-14-12 11:22am - 4544 days | #15 | |
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HeatherMcXxx (0)
Suspended Posts: 73 Registered: Jul 30, '07 Location: Providence, RI |
Cereal as aphrodisiac? Hmm ... pass the Lucky Charms, please.  "Whoever has the vagina is in charge." - Megan Fox | |
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| 07-14-12 12:10pm - 4544 days | #16 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
"Fur burger" is one of my favorites. And here's a bit of trivia: The grunge trio Nirvana at one point was considering "Whisker Biscuit" as the name of their band. One notable point about both expressions is the use of assonance. Well, naturally. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Jul 14, 2012, 12:28pm | |
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| 07-14-12 12:20pm - 4544 days | #17 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Nope just having fun . Since 2007 | |
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| 07-31-12 05:52am - 4527 days | #18 | |
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marcdc1 (0)
Active User  Posts: 139 Registered: Jan 10, '07 Location: New York |
  thanks for the laughs. I bunch that I'd never heard (boy I'm getting old)  | |
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| 07-31-12 12:14pm - 4527 days | #19 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User  Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
Did you know one of the co-inventors of Corn Flakes, a John Harvey Kellogg, was a longtime opponent of masturbation and saw cereal as a good vessel for promoting a vegetarian diet which he hoped would reduce the libido? It is a strange world. Also this thread seems to have missed one of my favorite euphemisms for the vagina: The Lady Glove "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |
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| 08-01-12 04:22pm - 4526 days | #20 | |
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pinkerton (0)
Active User  Posts: 151 Registered: Jan 13, '07 Location: UK |
Howz about: Quim (an old English word) Vertical bacon sandwich Growler Gee Lady Garden | |
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| 08-02-12 12:06am - 4525 days | #21 | |
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Toadsith (0)
Active User Posts: 936 Registered: Dec 07, '07 Location: USA |
I totally forgot about Growler! Top Gear made so much fun of that German car named the Growler - how could I forget? That reminds me of another vaginal nom de plume: Badger Jeremy Clarkson once described a Lamborghini (I think it was) as being "lower than a Badger's badger." "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!" Second Grand Order Poobah in the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo | |
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| 08-02-12 01:37am - 4525 days | #22 | |
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BadMrFrosty (0)
Active User Posts: 124 Registered: Mar 05, '10 Location: Prague (Czech Republic) |
Minge Gash Axe wound Poonany 88 Boom Street Glory Box Vajayjay I admit one of those I made up while writing this, the others I remember from my misspent youth The problem with the world is stupidity. Not saying there should be capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?Frank Zappa | |
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| 08-02-12 06:59pm - 4525 days | #23 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I was just looking at pics of Lana Lopez and it struck me: Roast Beef! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Aug 12, 2012, 11:43am | |
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| 05-31-14 09:52am - 3858 days | #24 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
yet another euphemism the male member............................... yoghurt gun unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 06-01-14 11:48pm - 3856 days | #25 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Sure you can add that  Since 2007 | |
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| 06-01-14 11:49pm - 3856 days | #26 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Flapper Since 2007 | |
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| 06-24-14 06:40pm - 3834 days | #27 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Clam with fright wig unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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