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| 12-04-09 09:30am - 5497 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Questions without answers! Why would a trans-sexual want to make love to a woman? If he has taken all those steps to become a woman wouldn't he be attracted to a man? Why would a lesbian suck on a strap-on cock if that's the thing she is trying to get away from? Why do directors think that they have to start a video with quick flashes that give away what's going to happen later on. How does a model manage to go from fully dressed to completely naked in a nano-second. Who decided that videos needed an interviewer who goes "wow" every five seconds, forgets what he's supposed to ask, forgets that he has asked the same question before? No answer required ... I came across all these samples during my past twenty minutes on Video Box and am just venting! :-) | |
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| 12-04-09 01:09pm - 5497 days | #2 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
About the interviewers stuck in the 5-second "wow!" cycle, maybe they should have cards ready with question, space for answer, and a variety of exciting replies (one for each question) like: Really, now! You don't say! Why, I had no idea! Is that a fact? You're putting me on, aren't you? Whoa! Well, I'm certainly hip to that! You're kidding! Get out! Holy shit! I don't believe you ... I say! (lower jar jutted out, air rushing out between teeth on "say") I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Dec 04, 2009, 03:54pm | |
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| 12-04-09 01:15pm - 5497 days | #3 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
One of the reasons porn is valuable is that is gives you so many things to vent about. Lol. It's much easier to vent about porn than about a crappy movie or a piece of art (painting) that you don't like. But that's because there is a place like PU for us pornophiles; otherwise, we'd just have to hold our frustrations inside. Can't really complain to the neighbors or the wife, can we? | |
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| 12-04-09 02:52pm - 5497 days | #4 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Thanks for the laugh, guys. I should have stayed with pictures. At least they're silent. :-) | |
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| 12-04-09 05:46pm - 5497 days | #5 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
Great thread messmer. Let me add to that incredible list. Why do porn actresses have to all repeat the words Oh fuck..Oh fuck or Oh God..Oh God during the sex scene. It was believable the first time it was used but gets old after a few decades. Why must a girl spit on a cock during the BJ? You'd think that the dick is wet enough by virtue that it's been in her mouth. Why do nude models manage to remain fully clothed throughout most of their nude shoot? Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 12-04-09 06:03pm - 5497 days | #6 | |
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PinkPanther (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,136 Registered: Jan 08, '07 Location: Oakland, CA |
Why does Vivid hire hot babes as their contract girls and then shoot the lamest crap of their entire careers? How is it that some porn sites are able to be profitable while giving multiple excellent updates a day while you have others that give you one update a week for a higher price and whine about how expensive it is to keep the site going when you call them on that shit? Why do some porn producers hire costume and make-up people, then spend 2 seconds showing you the performer all frocked out before she's naked with her mascara running down her face and you never even see pics of her all dolled up? | |
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| 12-04-09 06:55pm - 5497 days | #7 | |
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mbaya (0)
Suspended  Posts: 891 Registered: Jul 07, '08 Location: new jersey |
Very funny posts. You guys made my day. | |
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| 12-04-09 08:54pm - 5497 days | #8 | |
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exotics4me (0)
Active User  Posts: 664 Registered: Jan 12, '07 Location: USA |
I'll add one that can be seen on Videobox. Why would a company book a model as beautiful as Eve Angel, then stick a strap on dildo around her head and forehead? She has an 8 inch purple plastic penis sticking out of her face. It is in My Evil Sluts #1 scene 7. One for FTV, what is sexy about a woman lactating and licking the milk off her fingers? That's as bad as Give Me Pink making glam models squirt milk out of their butts. I'm also curious as to what kind of weirdo finds white-headed grannies sexy? Just kidding around, still looking with no luck Messmer. It could have to do with the fact that I'm keeping one eye covered! My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich. - Chuck Palahniuk | |
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| 12-04-09 11:04pm - 5496 days | #9 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
This one in particular had me laughing ... because I've seen that stuff too and wondered the same thing! Certainly, there's no accounting for tastes! And here's a new spin on the question form: Why post one zip of an entire photoshoot when you can force the subscriber to download a separate zip for each page? (Believe it or not, there are STILL ... as 2010 approaches ... sites that do this silly shit.) And here's more: Why not have a bunch of pics in which there's at least 40% empty space above the model's head (Aziani), or better yet, 90% background with the model utterly dwarfed by the setting (FemJoy)? I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Dec 04, 2009, 11:43pm | |
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| 12-05-09 08:54am - 5496 days | #10 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
White haired Grannies can be sexy as hell if they are your own age. But I can certainly understand the lack of attraction to a younger man. When I was twenty anyone thirty or over turned me off. Not that I turn my back on younger models, however! My taste is becoming more and more eclectic. I am looking for an uncensored Japanese site right now and any help would be appreciated. As to the "weirdo" I do plead guilty as charged! :-) BTW, I am finding all kinds of Grannies at SilverstoneDVD at the moment, mostly from Eastern Europe, and am quite content when it comes to white haired contents! | |
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| 12-05-09 08:59am - 5496 days | #11 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Those three you mention could have easily been on my list as well, Pat. Really annoying stuff. We should compile a list and post it as a comment on every DVD site! Maybe they'd purchase something different now and then rather than the same old predictable, and therefore boring, stuff. | |
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| 12-05-09 09:58am - 5496 days | #12 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
Let me add a few more: Why give a contract to a rising star and then withhold releasing all her movies for months or years? You'd think that the fact that she is popular would be an incentive to psuh her material. Why hire a naturally beautiful girl and then put enough makeup on her to make her look like a 20$ prostitute? You'd think that her looks was the reason why you hired her in the first place. Why hire beautiful girls for sex scenes if all your going to do is film them from the POV of the penetration? Afterall you did hire her because she was good looking and not because she had a great Pussy and ass. Why do girls that are already amazingly beautiful and with a great body go out and get bolt-ons, plastic surgery and botox? You'd think that one of the reasons why they are so popular is because of their looks. P.S: I can't speak for the granny look but I'm with messmer and the fact that taste change as you grow older. I still enjoy the younger models but I'm quite satisfied with a woman with some experience. I must not be the only one since the MILF market is huge. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 12-07-09 06:57am - 5494 days | #13 | |
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PinkPanther (0)
Active User Posts: 1,136 Registered: Jan 08, '07 Location: Oakland, CA |
I'm not down for the grannie porn, but I will admit to being gleefully entertained by the milk stuff - at least when done by Jay Sin. Erotic? If the babes are hot. Why? I dunno. It's not all that dick-stiffening, but it's utterly fun and fascinating to what those scenes. You were complaining about Susanna Spears doing horror porn on her site. That stuff is much more erotic to me, but I'm programmed that way, since one of the best sources of hot naked babes when I was a kid was horror movies. I really like what I've seen of the horror porn that Susanna did for her site (I've just seen a few sample pics) as well as the stuff that she's done at Action Girls. They shoot her better than anybody else ever has except for ALS Scan - that body painting scene they did with her is a fave of mine. | |
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| 12-08-09 07:53am - 5493 days | #14 | |
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WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User  Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
If I could address the lesbo question: Most les scenes aren't performed by lesbians, but by hetero women, and they suck strap-ons because the largely male audience wants to see it. If I could ask a question: why must every blow-job still I look at show the girl's cheek sticking out? Are we so stupid that we won't really understand that the guy's prick is in her mouth unless we see it poking against her cheek? You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! | |
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| 12-08-09 09:28am - 5493 days | #15 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I have heard that strap-ons are pretty much necessary for even the real lesbo scenes (not made for a bunch of straight guys as the audience) since many lesbians do not see penetration as a solely hetero act. That does not mean they are going to start blowing the strap-on or do the whole slobbery upchuck routine so much of the industry has going on in boy-girl hardcore, but use it simply as a sex toy, not some lesbo stand-in for a stunt cock. I am not a big fan of the dick sticking out the girl's cheek either. I am sure it's fun in real life (at least for the guy, assuming the girl is even willing to agree) but it really does nothing if I am watching. Problem is that if they have taken it that far they usually go further -- the guy starts slapping himself through her cheek, or starts choking the girl. At that point it's not even oral sex, but oral assault. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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