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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
I am so confused ! I few questions you may not have heard ! I know I am confused. Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs? At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? What is Satan's last name? Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes? If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony? Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says "Not available in all states"? If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity? If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin? If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"? Do they bury people with their braces on? How far east can you go before you're heading west? How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion? Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves? If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling? If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states. Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball? If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP? Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing? Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person? If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet? If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isnt refrigerated? Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes? If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to? When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Can Since 2007 | |
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| 12-08-11 08:10pm - 4762 days | #2 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Porn Related Questions That Are Confusing By CT. At what size does a person begin think they need breast enlargement or reduction? If you get DD implants or C's is the cost the same? If the depth from the vaginal opening to the tip of the cervix is 3 to 4 inches when they are not sexually aroused. And a vaginal depth limit is five to seven inches? Why do porn stars have to be bigger then average, if the average guy is 6.5 to 7 in size that should do fine? Why is it not Gay porn when two guys are doing one girl and their penis come in contact with each others? If two girls start and a guy joins in? Under what niche is it straight or Lez ? Is it cheating to a spouse if you watch porn and don't masturbate? Since 2007 | |
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| 12-08-11 08:26pm - 4762 days | #3 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
PART TWO: Porn Related Questions That Are Confusing By CT. How small do boobs have to be to not move while being fucked ? Why can the Simpson be naked, but animated porn sites requires adult rating ? If I purchase a pornsite subscription and I can not masturbate to the material, should I be entitled to a refund since I could not use the services? If I buy a box of condoms, can I return the ones I do not use ? If condoms expire? Whats happens to it the date before the expiration date? Can your penis drown if their is to much lube? Viagra, Cialis , Levitra say you can not take more then one a day. However the websites do not say anywhere you can not take all three at once? If I have erection for 4 hours, how early should I start driving to the ER before the 4 hours is up. What happen if I have erection more then 4 hours and I am on a plane ? If I have anal sex in the dark with a stranger how would I know it was a man or a women's anus ? Since 2007 | |
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| 12-09-11 05:08am - 4762 days | #4 | |
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Denner (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,217 Registered: Mar 03, '07 Location: Denmark |
JEEEEZ, CT You should really consider seeing a shrink  I'd say in the words from the Mob: "...Forget about it"............or you'll go nuts.  "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle" | |
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| 12-09-11 05:30am - 4762 days | #5 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
Why so many questions?  Cap'n.  Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 12-09-11 11:25am - 4762 days | #6 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I wish you had numbered your questions to make it easier but since you didn't then I used the Macdoinald one has number #1. 1-Hot Dogs are pretty inexpensive and I've never seen a major difference in taste from brand to brand so is there really a market for a MacDonald hot-dog sold above the price of most standard fast food places? Not too mention that Hot-Dog's are normally steamed so that requires a pretty big piece of equipment that would be hard to place in most MacDonald kitchen. 2-It's a question of righties being predominant in most societies so the right one is yours. 3-Well satan doesn't have a last name. Depending on which fate you follow then the spelling changes but since I'm Christian then I'll stick with satan. Now since satan was one of Gods angel then he deson't have a last name anymore than the others. 4-Actually most doctors never see you completely naked. if you have to remove your clothes then you still have to wear one of those amazing gowns with the huge crack in the back. 5-Around the neck.(Iguessed that one) 6-Only if you did so while coming from a bank robery and the stop sign was at the State line. 7-I suspect that this is there because they got sued and decided to add to prevent futur cases. I mean they are in canada so the name for us means very little. 8-Actually you can't dig a hole to the center of the earth because you'll reach the outer core which is primarily composed of iron and nickel in liquid form. iron melts at 1538°C/2800°F. I guess you could always swim the rest of the way? 9-No they don't because you can't spring back inside a coffin. It was problem in olden days where some people who weren't really dead were buried anyway. You only found out about those sad cases when the coffing was uncovered and scratches were found inside the coffin. Why do you think wakes came into being? By leaving the dead person until he started to rot was a good way of assuring the family that siad person was indeed dead. 10-Well if you do then you won't be accepted as a witness. 11-Yes! It's not like anyone else will want them is it?? 12-If you go east and never stop then you will never be going west anymore than going right will get you going left. The Earth is a sphere so traveling in an eastern direction will be forever. Now if you had asked where the separation between East and West is then I'd have refered you to Greenwhich for that answer. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 12-09-11 02:02pm - 4762 days | #7 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
The average penis is 6.8 inches in length. The average vagina has a depth of 9.1 inches So On the island of Manhattan, there is 1,342 miles of unused vagina unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 12-09-11 02:05pm - 4762 days | #8 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Pat, gotta love ya buddy, you actually took the task. Lots of respect my PU brethren. Since 2007 | |
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| 12-09-11 02:06pm - 4762 days | #9 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Inquisitive minds wanna know. LOL Since 2007 | |
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| 12-09-11 02:07pm - 4762 days | #10 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Ya, I am taking up a collection for one Denner. Ya know a nice sexxy shrink that will blow my mind and a few other things ?  Since 2007 | |
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| 12-09-11 03:28pm - 4762 days | #11 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
No wonder they monologue there. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 12-10-11 08:51am - 4761 days | #12 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
Now unto these little gems. 1-a:The truly sad reality is that there isn't a particular size that a woman will thinks is too big. Best example would be the tragic story of Sexy Cora who had five breast implant surgeries by the age of 23 and died during her sixth. The clinic that did her first 5 refused to do the 6th one but a kind clinic(douchebags) accepted. Her last surgery would have brought her implants from 34F to 34G. 1-b:Breast reduction is easier because if they are natural ones then it's often on the suggestion of the doctor that you should get them because their size is causing spinal damage. If they are implants then I suspect that whomever has them has realised that large implants can and usually cause major back pain not too mention is likely to make sleeping less than comfortable. 2-Your example is probably real one but too drastic. In this example the cost would definetely not be the same because the size of the implant are very different and will require a lot more planning and follow ups. If we were talking about B or c implants then I would say the cost is the same. The only difference might be in the cost of the actual implant itself. 3-Not every porn guy has a huge penis but the majority of them probably have larger than average. I just don't think that they are significantly that much larger. The reason why porn guys have larger penises than average could simply be a case of the camera making them look bigger. 4-a:This one often comes up in discussion. It's not gay porn if the 2 guys come into contact while fuck..g the girl because they are fuck..g her. It would be different if there was a threesome and the girl was not the one getting fucked. 4-b:This one is a little bit harder because there are many different possibilities but it stops being lesbian porn once the guy joins in. It would be like having a B/G scene where another guy joins in and then both guys go at it. That's gay porn regardless that there's a girl in it. It makes it fringe gay porn but it's definetely not straight porn. Now if our 2 girls are joined by a guy who plays with them but isn't getting satisfied then I guess it's fringe lesbian porn that will never appeal to lesbian. If on the other hand he joins in and then they start to satisfy him then it's straight porn with a slight lesbian twist. 5-Not unless you watch porn and then go screw someone other than your wife. I can't even say that watching porn and masturbating is cheating if: you still only have sex with your wife, If you don't have sex at all. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 12-10-11 09:38am - 4761 days | #13 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Ok and Denner thought I should really needed to consider seeing a shrink? Now I am dragging people into my own delusional world. Thank you Pat362, there is still room for one more on teh couch LOL Since 2007 | |
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| 12-10-11 10:22am - 4761 days | #14 | |
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anyonebutme (0)
Active User  Posts: 294 Registered: Aug 23, '09 |
I just believe this about porn - no guys belong on camera. ever. Simplifies those questions | |
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| 12-10-11 10:44am - 4761 days | #15 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
You are far from alone, my friend. Like I say in my sig. Sanity is in the eye of the beholder! Cap'n.  Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 12-10-11 02:46pm - 4761 days | #16 | |
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Ed2009 (0)
Suspended Webmaster  Posts: 509 Registered: Sep 12, '09 Location: Wales, UK |
I have to admit that I would never have considered masturbation as being any form of cheating. Would those who do consider it to be cheating still think that if you masturbated to images/video of your partner? Webmaster of StripGameCentral and A Measure of Curiosity. | |
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| 12-11-11 09:43am - 4760 days | #17 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
The only time when I think masturbation would be cheating is if doing so makes you less likely to want to have sex with your significant other. Of course I find it hard to believe that your hand is ever more appealing than your partner but I like to cover all possibilities. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 12-11-11 10:53am - 4760 days | #18 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
I put that question in there because it is always so controversial, to me it is silly. A wife ( will pick on wives for moment) If a wife sat at home and watched soaps ( which today are more riskay). And a attractive guy is all over this lady in the bedroom. The wife is not watching it cause of the great acting. She is watching it for the rock hard abs and muscles and handsome face. I find it ironic that all over the internet spouses post being hurt that the spouse watched porn. People who watch soaps do not just watch one episode and never watch the show again. They watch it for years and get to know the people and like what they do and get excited to see what is next. They even record them so they do not miss a new show. Sound familiar PU bros and bro-ettes? I think its not cheating with anything other then another person is. If so its another persons insecurities. Not the viewer. I mean how many soaps have you seen this ? " you slept with my best friend, you slept with my wife etc" Could not anyone say that is a moral issue, yet churches and the wives that attend them are sure to be watching soaps at home. I put the question due to the sillyness of how in my opinion ignorant people view porn. Porn is not a bad word or dirty unless you make it that way.  Since 2007 | |
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| 12-11-11 04:16pm - 4760 days | #19 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
It comes back to that old chestnut of values & perceptions. Differing societies find different things acceptable & offensive. Right or wrong is a perception decided by that society's values. Personally I think whatever happens in a persons fantasy is their own business & provided it does not intrude detrimentally into the real world that is OK. Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 12-11-11 05:29pm - 4760 days | #20 | |||
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
It's like friendly fire, it's unfortunate when it happens but it's a risk that people are aware of and they accept it as such (or just totally roll with it!). Sometimes if the girl is giving a double blowjob she'll cross swords on purpose, I guess to see how much the dudes are into it. And considering how much guys lust after women I'm sure many would actually be willing to accept that! Now double vaginal or double anal  gets pretty crazy, because at that point you've gotta being feeling as much guy as you do girl.
Both, or group, or just lez to attract more viewers.  At this point, standard hardcore seems to only cover guy-girl (1 guy + 1 girl) porn and nothing more, though plenty of sites use multiple tags to cover all their bases, and again to get more viewers.
I'm sure it is to some spouses. Hell, just thinking about watching porn is cheating to some women! It's not really that women are insanely jealous, as much as a possibility as this is, but that they might feel inadequate compared to the acrobatic nymphs and their sex stunts on the screen (and they're probably not too keen on taking up anal fisting just gain their partner's undivided attention). It's cheating in an emotional sense, where a guy might have physical lust for his girl and never dip his pen in someone else's ink, but he has emotional lust for the ladies on his computer and keeps looking at them and building his collection. The problem is that so many guys think it's harmless and innocent fun, while so many girls think it's more than just a fantasy or simple adult entertainment. It’s two competing points of view that can cause a lot of friction in a relationship. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |||
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| 12-11-11 05:46pm - 4760 days | #21 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
A lot of religions would disagree with you. My stance against mind control is one of many reasons I'm not religious, plus I don't think religion is really going to be much good against strong thoughts anyway (or strong forearms for that matter  ). Try oppressing thousands of years of instinct and evolution and the results will not be pretty.But seriously if a fantasy intrudes into the real world then it's no longer a fantasy. It's why I can play Grand Theft Auto all day long, and no matter what the self-appointed moralists say, I'm not actually doing anything wrong until I go out and run over a real hooker. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 12-11-11 05:52pm - 4760 days | #22 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I would think that masturbation would just make it less likely for you to pop your load in a couple minutes, and maybe also relieve some of the tension in the relationship. I never feel like getting in an argument with anyone after I've polished one off, I'm sure women feel much the same too.  However if you're spying on your neighbor's wife while you're wrestling your trouser snake that could definitely be a problem (unless that's how your neighbors and partner likes it). "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Dec 11, 2011, 05:57pm | |
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| 12-11-11 07:22pm - 4760 days | #23 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Getting back to the point (insert "On Topic" gif here), I think a lot of these questions would be amusing as captions for the type of nude art photos that show the girl looking pensively off into the distance. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 12-13-11 08:25am - 4758 days | #24 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Have a picture in mind LOL Sorry perv leaked out for a moment. Since 2007 | |
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| 12-13-11 09:09am - 4758 days | #25 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
I deliberately didn't mention religion. That usually boils down to a hypocritical heirarchy saying 'Do as I say not as I do.' Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 12-13-11 02:30pm - 4758 days | #26 | |
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Ed2009 (0)
Suspended Webmaster Posts: 509 Registered: Sep 12, '09 Location: Wales, UK |
I often wondered about starting a new religion. There seems to be a lot more money to be made in running a religion than in selling porn! Webmaster of StripGameCentral and A Measure of Curiosity. | |
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| 12-13-11 03:05pm - 4758 days | #27 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnpB8b-DfL0 Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 12-14-11 08:26am - 4757 days | #28 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
You got that right, I know a lady that goes around to churches each weekend and makes 5000 to show up and lay hands on people and move on. No joke. I watched her pick up the phone and a guy she never met showed up with 500 cash and a rental car for her trouble while in the town I was in. It is amazing how much money you can pull in. Hey Ed wanna open up a church? Call it Church of The Open Lilly hehehe. Since 2007 | |
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| 12-14-11 10:26am - 4757 days | #29 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
Probably the best Religion is Scientology since these guys have managed to con some rich people into believing that the money they give them will help their career and all those little auditing stint slimpy add ammunition to their growing dossier on you and make it next to impossible to leave unless you want a scandal. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 12-18-11 05:50am - 4753 days | #30 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Here's something ponderable: "How many links on the Internet are dead at any given moment? What percentage of the total is it?" Found an interesting article (from 2008, and still active) about how even the links to professional journals die rather soon. About 18% of historical journal links are dead in a year, it says. Well, said. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 12-18-11 08:29am - 4753 days | #31 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
iknow I have closed about 30 sites over the years with lost of data gone forever to the net access. Since 2007 | |
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