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| 03-08-10 10:57pm - 5402 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
If You Had a Chance With Your Favorite Model... This is somewhat related to a thread Denner did in late 2008 ("'Girls of the night' - prostitutes" if your curious) but purely theoretical--I'm not encouraging anything illegal here, just asking about fantasy. I was reading a blog on a site I recently joined and it mentioned one of their former models working at a, um, 'ranch' out in Nevada (where this is mostly legal anyway). It got me thinking; if given the chance to meet up and have your way with favorite model, would you? We've all talked plenty of fantasy, but this does happen since the porn girls keep doing it plus it sounds like the kind of thing at least a few PU'ers would do. My personal stance (and something I fear with non-porn girls as well) is you risk being her worst partner ever. Not just that day, not just that week, or month, or year, but ever! Next thing you know you're watching a BTS and she's in it and she's telling about why she does not do private 'modeling' anymore and your crying in front of your computer. Okay that example is a little extreme but the opposite could also be true as well; she ends up being no more memorable than anyone else you've ever worked your Don Juan magic on and could even be worse. So do you keep your fantasies pure fantasy or would anybody really want to live out meeting their #1 model (or #2, or #3...) in the flesh? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-09-10 04:32am - 5402 days | #2 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
If you ever got a chance to do it with one of your dream girls, I'd say jump in with all three feet. | |
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| 03-09-10 06:14am - 5402 days | #3 | |
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Denner (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,217 Registered: Mar 03, '07 Location: Denmark |
Go for it, turboshaft... Quite some years ago I went to 'ladies of the night' in many different ways: brothels, massage parlors ect. Except for Sweden (our neighbors) all is legal in most european countries. But after quite a long and happy marriage, things have changed, and it's been years now - but the urge is there - like when some of those MODELS go into escort/brothel work... SOME are of course fake - fake photos - but then again some models really does go into that line of work - at least in Europe - and they visit different countries and different brothels and escorts.. Just now I found out that the sweet Evelyn - http://www.eurobabeindex.com/sbandoindex/evelyn_2.html - seems to have a schedule in Copenhagen: http://www.passiongirls.dk/pigerne/laura (It's her - is it not?) It MAY be a fake - BUT this place have had the real thing (porn models) before - so it's tempting to check it out... "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle" Edited on Mar 09, 2010, 06:29am | |
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| 03-09-10 06:56am - 5402 days | #4 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
Why do all those foreign countries in Europe and elsewhere write those funny-looking words. Why can't they learn to write (and speak) English like the rest of us? As for pictures, http://www.passiongirls.dk/pigerne/laura many sites use fake pictures as a come-on. If you have personal knowledge that some of the porn stars were actually available, that would be interesting and valuable. But what are they advertising here? From the translation, it's not at all clear what is being offered or is available. | |
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| 03-09-10 07:14am - 5402 days | #5 | |
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Denner (0)
Active User Posts: 1,217 Registered: Mar 03, '07 Location: Denmark |
lk2fireone wrote: "Why do all those foreign countries in Europe and elsewhere write those funny-looking words. Why can't they learn to write (and speak) English like the rest of us?" lk2fireone: NOT the entire world speaks or use english: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lan...r_of_native_speakers http://www2.ignatius.edu/faculty/turner/languages.htm so that: '....like the rest of us' - is not entirely the case....in fact more people speaks spanish than english on this globe - and of course chinese - a country with the largest population in the world.. Here in little ol' Denmark, Europe (a population of only 5,8 millions) we/they advertise and make sites like this - in danish language - because it's a danish website for a brothel/massage parlor placed i Denmark - and with mostly danish costumers.... And I put the link here as: 1) An Example of a - possible - pornmodel working in other departments. 2) A curiosity - even if it's danish. (the photos are there, anyway). BUT: as I wrote: 'SOME are of course fake - fake photos - but then again some models really does go into that line of work - at least in Europe - and they visit different countries and different brothels and escorts....' And of course: This Laura/Evelyn still could be fake, but other well known easteuro-models have visited parlors in a lot of major Euro cities.. "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle" Edited on Mar 09, 2010, 07:51am | |
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| 03-09-10 09:13am - 5402 days | #6 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
Some of the pastries I eat are called danish, so I could be called a cultural man of the world. And many years ago (some time in the 1990s) I even visited Denmark. I saw the Little Mermaid statue. Strolled through the Red Light District in nearby Amsterdam (but unfortunately did not sample any of the wares). The people in Denmark speak English (at least the people I spoke to). And the people in The Netherlands also spoke English (though with a funny accent). So there! Edit: Both Denmark and The Netherlands were lovely places to visit. I would like to go back there some day. Edited on Mar 09, 2010, 09:16am | |
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| 03-09-10 09:28am - 5402 days | #7 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Well here is the deal, my bro's and bro'etts . If one could actually could hook up with your favorite model ? I would bet my left nut, most guys couldn't even get it up. Let's face it , these are the girls we have fantasy's about. And the reality is she isn't going to let you do to her, what you do to her in your fantasy. Besides that, once a Fantasy of that magnitude is wrapped around your waste, and was Tighter than a bull's ass on fight night. you'd be Hornier than a two-peckered billy goat and more nervous as a whore in church. And you would blow your load Faster than a cat can lick its ass. Now I know that Sucks like a bucket of ticks, but the reality is would you really want your fantasy girl? Besides that do you really think one could turn on a Model like that, I am sure one look at 99% of us and she think we were Uglier than death with a hangover. Even though we think she was Hotter than a fresh-fucked fox in a forest fire. She would be Drier than a popcorn fart and it would take 50 gallon oil drum to lubricate that kinda dry. So my friends, I hope you found my ditty here Funnier than a fart in a space suit. But I was as Excited as a blind lesbian in a tuna cannery to write this for you. So enjoy your day, keep the real fantasies, but you can keep the fantasy's real. Cybertoad. Since 2007 | |
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| 03-09-10 09:35am - 5402 days | #8 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
Since we're talking fantasy, the Little Mermaid would be one of my favorites to bonk. I never thought about her this way before, but the thread just got me to thinking. | |
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| 03-09-10 09:37am - 5402 days | #9 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
lk2fireone, your one sick pussy ( ref to pic ) but thats why we love you LOL Since 2007 | |
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| 03-09-10 09:38am - 5402 days | #10 | |
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Denner (0)
Active User Posts: 1,217 Registered: Mar 03, '07 Location: Denmark |
You're right there, lk - a lot or even most danish and dutch people speaks english - on different levels - funny, btw, that you should mention the dutch - a people where most danes have the best relations to. As you live in California, the climate here is somewhat different - but you will know that from your visits - still the best time here is spring and of course summer...now we even have a LOT of cruiseships comming to Copenhagen... You will feel welcome here - again!!!! "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle" | |
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| 03-09-10 12:33pm - 5402 days | #11 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Lol! I wasn't asking for advice I was just curious what others' thoughts on this was, though I am glad no one is too shy to recommend stimulating the economy in their own special way. ; ) (Normally when threads take a turn it is a sharp one down the path into PU'ers deepest darkest fantasies but here it just made for a good laugh.) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-09-10 12:37pm - 5402 days | #12 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Oh dear, this thread did take a turn for the worse after all...but since we're already there I have a question; aren't her genitalia covered up in fish scales or just totally fish parts at that point? I mean what's the fantasy--you just like the sea and redheads? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-09-10 02:24pm - 5402 days | #13 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Well, we just got finished talking in today's poll so you know my answer already. I may have my favorite models but they dwell in my computer. In real life, no way! I'd even feel I was cheating if I paid for a private cam show! :-) Some things have to remain fantasies if you are married. Edited on Mar 09, 2010, 03:41pm | |
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| 03-09-10 02:42pm - 5402 days | #14 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
In the Hans Christian Andersen tale, written in the 1800s, the little mermaid becomes a human, with the body of human. But she had to give up her tongue to a sea witch as part of the bargain she made for the change. So her genitalia are not covered by fish scales after the change. Also, if you look at pictures of the statue of the Little Mermaid that is in Copenhagen, you will see that she has a lovely face and a great body. She could easily pose for Met-art, MPL Studios, or any of the other high quality softcore sites. The original tale is not a happy Disney-esque tale. The little mermaid does not end up with the prince she loves, but dies instead. | |
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| 03-09-10 03:35pm - 5401 days | #15 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
I'll leave it to you guys to discuss getting it on with a half-woman, half-fish. That's not a fantasy of mine. To answer turboshaft's question, my initial response was "hell, yes!" But then I thought about it more. The other points are valid - that the reality would probably spoil the fantasy, and there may be 'performance deficiencies.' So having said that, if we're purely in the realm of fantasy, then as part of the fantasy I'd have to be really well off. Like Oprah-rich. I think any other way I wouldn't be able to justify the high prices that these A-list models would charge. Having said that, following some of the other comments on purchasing services, I have no experience doing this in Europe, but I can report that my experiences in Toronto have been mostly good, with some being excellent. The prices are reasonable, and I've always found truth in the advertising. My last trip there I "contracted" with a young lady (24y.o.) who was at a condo nearby. I was more comfortable going to visit her. When I stepped inside all I could think was that her picture didn't do her justice. She was just the body type I like: petite, small breasts, nice bum. Yes, for those of you near Toronto, I can't recommend it high enough. But if I do ever find myself being Oprah-rich, I may check in here to see if any of you know how to contact Sasha Grey or Aubrey Addams. | |
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| 03-09-10 04:01pm - 5401 days | #16 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
rearadmiral, if you want a date with Sasha Grey, you better be in shape. Else she will probably beat you up and spit all over you. That seems to be the type of action she goes for. Slap, spit, splat, curse-curse. Lol. Great-looking gal, but too violent for me. | |
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| 03-09-10 04:51pm - 5401 days | #17 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
Well, 44 isn't too late to try new things is it? With Sasha at the giving end of the slap, spit, splat, curse-curse I might have a new fetish. Awww... who am I kidding? I already have that fetish! Does anyone have Sasha's number? | |
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| 03-09-10 07:06pm - 5401 days | #18 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
Since we are speaking fantasy and not reality then Faye Reagan would be the one that I'd love to spend a couple of hours with. I don't know how I'd feel but I have hard time believing that having a woman that I think is super gorgeous in front of me wouldn't give me the incentive necessary to overcome any problem that might occur. I will never win any awards for my sexula prowess but I can't see myself being the worse bed partner she has ever had in her life. On a related subject about pornstar and escorting. It is now very common for many pornstars to do escorting as a sideline. There is still the old bait and switch but since there are also customer review sites then this is less common today. If anyone of you is interested then I recommend you start saving your money because it is going to cost you a lot of money for that fantasy screw. If you are curious then take alook at Cindy Hope's page: http://www.adultstargirls.com/bio.aspx?ModId=1218 Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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