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| 02-07-12 02:59pm - 4608 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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BubbaGump (0)
Active User  Posts: 109 Registered: Jan 08, '12 Location: USA |
Does anyone own sex toys or sculptures? I never was much into sex toys. I used a fleshglight once but didn't care much for the experience. I do own a high-end silicone real doll I purchased a while ago. I never really use it for sex, though. I think most people think the only reason for buying one is to shag it.  I always was a collector of erotic art and photos and enjoy photgraphy now and then with the doll. It is actually a nice art piece to have around. Kind of ho-hum as a sex toy, however. Cold and clammy.  | |
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| 02-07-12 04:46pm - 4608 days | #2 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
Sex toys for me always stay virtual.  Much stealthier!  Cap'n.  Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 02-07-12 05:19pm - 4608 days | #3 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I don't know about collectors items... but those mechanical vacuum pumps, strokers, rotors and built in vibrators are about as close to the real thing that's come down the pike. One major caveat... the dammed thing's appetite for batteries would leave the Cookie monster and Pac-man's gobbling power in a cloud of dust This problem is compounded by the fact they're very poorly put together. Every one I've tried was worn-out in a week's time. In fact, Adam and Eve's North Carolina distributors refuses to sell me any more because I've had to send back 100% of what they've sold me. The sensation these gadgets provide, however, is flat-mind-blowing. It's like a good book, once you get into it you can't lay it down. I figure The answer, and forth-coming popularity is clearly kickin' out the rodents who're currently slam-banging them together and gettin' some serious innovators in on the act and start putting some quality in in all phases of self-sexual-stimulation devices. Wouldn't hurt to create some of'm that uses AC power.... I'm guessin' the reason that hasn't come to fruition is because of a fear of law suites piling up from fried cocks.  | |
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| 02-07-12 05:34pm - 4608 days | #4 | |
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BubbaGump (0)
Active User Posts: 109 Registered: Jan 08, '12 Location: USA |
Yeah, that's very true, especially if you have kids or family around. Being unattached and free does have its benefits, however.  . I actuall keep it out in the open in the living room. Friends have seen it. Not oversexualized so tolerated.Actually, despite the connotation that a sex object such as a sex doll or other such item holds in the public eye, they make wonderful photo subjects. I don't do much work with still life am into nature and wildlife mainly in the hobby. But it is quite enjoyable to get creative when you feel like doing some photo work and don't feel like going out. I try to get ideas from glamour magazines. I enjoy erotic photography not just to get off but I also enjoy viewing it as an art form. That's probably why I don't care much for hardcore. It's not easy, either, as I learned quickly. I always thought glamour and erotic photography was relatively easy. Anyone who thinks these guys shooting for the publications have it easy, it's not. I admire the skill of a lot of the photographers out there. It can be time consuming and frustrating. To be honest I wouldn't want the job, even if I had the experience and skill. Here's a couple of the doll I have from a recent shoot. I actually got a custom-made doll with tan lines and a tattoo on the ankle. The doll is actually quite gorgeous.   | |
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| 02-07-12 05:38pm - 4608 days | #5 | |
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BubbaGump (0)
Active User Posts: 109 Registered: Jan 08, '12 Location: USA |
Yeah. A lot of the products seem to be made of cheapo materials. Even a lot of guys who own the high end dolls report them falling apart sometimes. | |
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| 02-07-12 11:06pm - 4608 days | #6 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Wow Bubba those are amazing pics. Thanks for sharing. How many of these do you have ? Since 2007 | |
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| 02-07-12 11:09pm - 4608 days | #7 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Me, never found a toy that lasted more then a few weeks to a month. Tried most under 100.00 The Lelo line seems sturdy but not allot of option. Never invested over 100.00 in a single item Bubba's lady friend is interesting.  Since 2007 | |
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| 02-08-12 06:08am - 4608 days | #8 | |
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BubbaGump (0)
Active User Posts: 109 Registered: Jan 08, '12 Location: USA |
Thanks. I only have one. I wouldn't recommend them unless you had space and don't mind if someone comes across it. You can't just throw it under the bed. They are really hand crafted silicone works and can be damaged easily if care is not taken. A lot of people get one and regret it. If you don't store them on a stand, they get compression damage over time. They also are heavy -some over 100lbs. I just consider mine a piece of erotic art like I would a painting or photo. As a fetish item to engage in sex play, imo they are a bit over rated and the cost and mgaintenance vs returns is not great. If one wanted a doll as a masturbation aid for play, there are much cheaper options. | |
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| 02-08-12 06:19am - 4608 days | #9 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
Bubba - don't you ever slide it in between her lips just to say hello? If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 02-08-12 06:56am - 4607 days | #10 | |
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BubbaGump (0)
Active User Posts: 109 Registered: Jan 08, '12 Location: USA |
Actually, no. You can do this as there is a small oral cavity to enter but it is shallow. You risk damage, especially around the corner of the mouth. some people will but you risk having the face look like the Joker from Batman when you're done. . A lot of people get one and ruin it quickly. They tear the legs or try to put into an akward position and snap the skeleton. I was reading about a guy who shredded his in a day. | |
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| 02-08-12 08:30am - 4607 days | #11 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
Is that a Realdoll? Those things are incredible! | |
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| 02-08-12 08:35am - 4607 days | #12 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
I have neither, but this is a good way for me to ask a question that would seem weird otherwise. Does anyone here watch Pawn Stars? That's the series taped in a pawn shop in Vegas. I've watched it since it started and they've always had this wall-hanging / sculpture on the wall that looks pretty gaudy but interesting too. It's a raised molded form of the back of a woman who is nude but draping a towel below her ass. It appears to be painted gold and is mounted on a frame. I'd loke to have something like that in my den. Does anyone know what I'm talking about? Anyone know anything about this thing? Surely it was mass produced at some point. | |
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| 02-08-12 09:58am - 4607 days | #13 | |
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BubbaGump (0)
Active User Posts: 109 Registered: Jan 08, '12 Location: USA |
I never saw the show so can't say. Sounds interesting and unique though. Maybe you can write the show to get the name of the shop and see if its available. The doll I have isn't a item from the real doll factory. I ordered from a small shop. There are a number of small shops today who produce these things. Mainly artists who have retired or found its a opportunity. Sex sells. It's a long way from our granddaddys blowup. People don't just get them for sex though. There is a female photographer in ny who works with them. Women buy them too. They have male dolls, alien dolls, whatever. From my conversations with the shop I ordered mine from, they get really far out requests. One guy wanted a replica of his grandmother. Artist refused. Another guy wanted a minotaur doll with three holes. Someone else wanted a dinosaur with an oral head. Wtf? | |
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| 02-08-12 12:19pm - 4607 days | #14 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Grandma seems out there even for a professional perv. But a Dinosaur, I wonder what triggers a dino-fetish ? Someone parents watching Jurassic park while having sex ? Thanks for posting that about the dino, wow I feel my toys and perversion are normal LOL Since 2007 | |
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| 02-08-12 12:53pm - 4607 days | #15 | |
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BubbaGump (0)
Active User Posts: 109 Registered: Jan 08, '12 Location: USA |
Well I suppose after a year or so in a business like this, you hear it all. There are fetishes most of us probably never thought existed. I read a story on cnn a few years back in the odd news section where a guy in Australia was arrested for indecent exposure for having sex with his lawn mower on the front lawn. I understand what you mean though. When you hear about someone asking to purchase a 6ft tall silicone t-rex with boobs and custom made oral and anal orifices, you feel less like a creepy perv for having an interest in just acquiring a regular silicone replica of a woman. It's all relative in the end. One man's trash is anothers treasure. If you aren't hurting anyone or breaking the law, whatever floats your boat. | |
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| 02-08-12 02:11pm - 4607 days | #16 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
Does it make you a perv to have used a vacuum cleaner (canister with hose) to masturbate with? I did that when I was 13. Got it to vibrate until I ejaculated. Many times... If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 02-08-12 04:40pm - 4607 days | #17 | |
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BubbaGump (0)
Active User Posts: 109 Registered: Jan 08, '12 Location: USA |
Does it make you a perv? No. Primates have been chaffing their carrot ever since they discovered that they had an opposable thumb and could grip things. Ever since we came out of the trees and our cranial capacity increased, our species has spent a great deal of time coming up with ever more creative ways to stimulate ourselves. How one applies the stimulation is largely irrelevant. It doesn't matter if it comes from the hand or something else. However, there are healthy and safe means to this end and there are potentially unhealthy or physically damaging ones. When you are young, you don't think about this aspect of it, but putting your penis inside a vaccuum cleaner tube and turning it on probably is not the most safe or healthy means of getting off. You could eventually rupture a blood vessel and permanently damage the vessicles that cirulate the blood and make an erection possible. This could also cause nerve tissues to die off and decreased sensations. Down the road, you might discover that you can no longer get it up, even with Viagara. | |
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| 02-08-12 09:05pm - 4607 days | #18 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Wow! Certainly a road one should avoid at all cost. A self-made curse of that magnitude is almost worse than death itself. Life devoid of those vital functions, and my operational trio managing my sexual-feel-good-receptors -- whom I shall affectionately refer to here as Erecto, Jerko, and orgasmo -- presents a horror too painful to contemplate. Thanks for that valuable info, Bubba. Edited on Feb 09, 2012, 03:25am | |
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| 02-08-12 09:08pm - 4607 days | #19 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Actually that sounds like it would hurt, and we're not even using the 220 to 240v found in much of Europe!  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-09-12 05:52am - 4607 days | #20 | |
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BubbaGump (0)
Active User Posts: 109 Registered: Jan 08, '12 Location: USA |
On the subject of toys and injury. I used to work part-time as an EMT during my college days. You would be surprised what you come across. Injury from sex gone wrong or from toys or props is more common than you think. People frequently show up to the ER with things broken off in an orifice or sometimes because of injury to their body due to rough play or activity. People break off candles, carrots, soap bars, you name it. Due to embarassment, most will only call EMS or head to the ER if they can't resolve the problem themselves. The worse case I heard of, but did not respond to, was when a guy shattered a lightbulb in his rear. He nearly died of blood loss before getting to the ER. The worse thing I personally was involved with was a guy who broke off a very large votive candle inside his rear. It snapped in half and he was hunched over in pain and couldn't move. In the ER, tHey had to use muscle relaxers and forceps to extract it. I never recall hearing about injury from commercial sex toys, but i m sure it has happened. But guys do occasionally get their wiener stuck inside soda bottles, tubes, pipes, you name it. They also accidentally get cut or injured from these things. Anyone who has worked in emergency medicine has seen it all. If it doesn't look something wise to be playing with, it's best to find something else. | |
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| 02-09-12 07:07am - 4606 days | #21 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
Is that anything like Hot Bods & Tail Pipes? I'm surprised the girls from Jay Sin movies don't do an instructional video on how to expel objects from those orifices. You know, like a self help video. I mean, they even expel the orifice itself. How weird (and unhealthy) is that!?! As far as my own experiences with vacuum tubes, one could say I outgrew it, though at my age now, I probably could get back into it. I mean this literally/size wise. Guess I should count my lucky stars huh? If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 02-09-12 11:15pm - 4606 days | #23 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Some of these posts have reminded me of the short story by Chuck Palahniuk (author of "Fight Club") appropriately titled "Guts." Without giving away too much of the plot, it's basically about a teenage boy--I think you can see part of the problem already--who has discovered a unique way to masturbate using the suction vent on the bottom of his parents' pool, until something goes horribly wrong of course. Supposedly audiences have thrown up at a number of his book readings and his stories are generally not for the faint of heart, much less the easily offended, and this one is no exception. (You can read it here on his website if you're still interested. Don't say I didn't warn you.  ) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 04-30-12 12:58pm - 4525 days | #24 | |
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steffj (0)
Active User  Posts: 6 Registered: Apr 29, '12 Location: USA |
The Zini Ran is amazing. So is the Delight Click-n-charge. Lelo is a bit underpowered. Try the Jopen and Je Joue lines....incredible!! SteffJ. | |
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| 04-30-12 01:00pm - 4525 days | #25 | |
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steffj (0)
Active User Posts: 6 Registered: Apr 29, '12 Location: USA |
I own around 350 sex toys and my husband has around 135. SteffJ. | |
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| 04-30-12 03:02pm - 4525 days | #26 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
Now that is impressive! Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 04-30-12 03:49pm - 4525 days | #27 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
wow - that's a lot Steff. I don't suppose you tried to use them all in one evening have you? Do you have a favorite pet (toy)? If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 05-25-12 04:18pm - 4500 days | #28 | |
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steffj (0)
Active User Posts: 6 Registered: Apr 29, '12 Location: USA |
I review sex toys and no, not in one night. In a couple of weeks, definitely. My favorite is either the Uma, Zini Ran or Delight Clickncharge. My husband's is the life size Jenna Jameson Boobs or the Life size Fuck Me Silly Masturbator. Next month it will probably change....getting a lot more toys!! SteffJ. | |
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| 11-21-23 01:38am - 304 days | #32 | |
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cofffee124 (0)
Active User Posts: 3 Registered: Jun 25, '23 Location: Manchester |
Thank you for sharing. I bought my first doll some time ago, named Alie. Through the introduction of a friend (TDF doll friend), I was told that sexdollpartner has many high-quality and unique dolls. When I received her, I'm so excited, she looks almost the same as the picture, I'm very happy with my purchase. And attach [the most recent pictures. Florence is my best lover. | |
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