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06-20-12  08:07am - 4568 days Original Post - #1
Denner (0)
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Weeks without porn - vacation time

Hello again, honored fellow members of this fine place...

Been on a vacation with the wife for almost three weeks - without any online (no laptop, no nothing).....and no porn.

Got to admit it again: I'm an addict - an addict to my daily porn....boy, how I missed it.
Was on a cruise ship most of the time....and who want to pay those incredible prices to go online at sea?....and who want to sit next to other people when browsing?
It's just great to get back to the ol' stationary and browse for hours and hours - searching new material, new sites, well known sites for updates ect.
So - for the last couple of days now it's been porn, porn, porn...and I love it!
Just joined:
https://www.thebestporn.com/review/wowgirls/
(for one)
Boy, what did I miss - it's just great to be back!!!

"I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle" Edited on Jun 20, 2012, 08:11am

06-20-12  10:06am - 4568 days #2
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Hey, glad to see you back, Denner. I was wondering what had happened to you!

06-20-12  10:10am - 4568 days #3
Denner (0)
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Yes, just some weeks seems like an eternity when not being able to browse good ol' porn.......Thanks for the friendly response, messmer. "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle"

06-20-12  10:24am - 4568 days #4
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Welcome back! Cruise ships are a good opportunity to get caught up on one's reading, but suck for porn, no doubt. Course, they can be great for people watching, so it evens out a bit... "I'm not a number, I'm a free man!"

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06-20-12  11:38am - 4568 days #5
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Originally Posted by Toadsith:


Welcome back! Cruise ships are a good opportunity to get caught up on one's reading, but suck for porn, no doubt. Course, they can be great for people watching, so it evens out a bit...


Exactly, toadsith.....got around to read some fine books (what else to do in the sun and the meals - (not a great fan of cruises, but women like it....) Got some hours on the sundeck watching a terrible fine looking latin girl......

.....like a dirty old man "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle"

06-20-12  11:52am - 4568 days #6
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Originally Posted by Toadsith:


Welcome back! Cruise ships are a good opportunity to get caught up on one's reading, but suck for porn, no doubt. Course, they can be great for people watching, so it evens out a bit...


Not always true, despite our advanced age, my wife would give me a good swat if my people watching were too obvious, yet, for some reason, she is tolerant when it comes to my porn habit (closes her eyes to it.)

06-20-12  12:01pm - 4568 days #7
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Good to see you post again.

Abstinence, forced or voluntary can increase the appreciation of a hobby.

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06-20-12  04:30pm - 4568 days #8
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You poor, poor man -- stuck on a cruise ship for most of three weeks. How did you manage? The horror, the horror.

Welcome back. Here are some boobies for you.

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06-20-12  08:46pm - 4568 days #9
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Wowgirls is a nice site.

If they include this site with the Diesel network, I would love to join. The models, photosets, and videos are really outstanding.

Welcome back.

06-22-12  12:55am - 4566 days #10
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Welcome back, fellow addict....
The cruise seems to be a win-win.
You're back at your favorite past-time, seemingly with a renewed fervor and appreciation for it's naughty merits; and, more importantly, you've bestowed upon the little lady the ultimate domain of romance, every woman's dream, an adventure etched in memory for a lifetime: A SHIP CRUISE WITH HER ONE AND ONLY.

In the aftermath, as she drifts down off that blissful and lofty cloud, and glides on back into domestic reality, her knight in shining armor then becomes the recipient of rewards so profound that it'll drown any and all proposed regrets of one's seperation from porn.
this is to your good fortune.

06-22-12  10:52am - 4566 days #11
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Originally Posted by graymane:


Welcome back, fellow addict....
The cruise seems to be a win-win.
You're back at your favorite past-time, seemingly with a renewed fervor and appreciation for it's naughty merits; and, more importantly, you've bestowed upon the little lady the ultimate domain of romance, every woman's dream, an adventure etched in memory for a lifetime: A SHIP CRUISE WITH HER ONE AND ONLY.

In the aftermath, as she drifts down off that blissful and lofty cloud, and glides on back into domestic reality, her knight in shining armor then becomes the recipient of rewards so profound that it'll drown any and all proposed regrets of one's seperation from porn.
this is to your good fortune.


Excellent words, graymane.... and thanks.
And it's exactly every woman's dream...so now there is peace and relaxation in the house...and lots of time to get into the addiction again.
"I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle"

06-22-12  12:27pm - 4566 days #12
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Hey, Denner, Did you see anyone on the cruise ship who reminded you of anyone you missed while being away? Kind of like, "Wow, she looks just like Abby Cat ... well, from the back, anyway ..." LOL I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

06-23-12  04:01am - 4565 days #13
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Originally Posted by Drooler:


Hey, Denner, Did you see anyone on the cruise ship who reminded you of anyone you missed while being away? Kind of like, "Wow, she looks just like Abby Cat ... well, from the back, anyway ..." LOL


Hey Zedroohla - funny you should mention it. In this forum I can admit spending some time "browsing" for good looking girls at the sundecks (dirty old man), while the little missus was taking in, yes: sun.
But alas, mostly plum/fat middle aged/older ladies.
One - Romanian, I was told - blond from their show looked a lot like Jenni Kohoutova - also in bikini. And a couple of really cute/pretty Asians among the crew members.... "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle"

06-23-12  11:10am - 4565 days #14
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Originally Posted by Denner:


Hey Zedroohla - funny you should mention it. In this forum I can admit spending some time "browsing" for good looking girls at the sundecks (dirty old man), while the little missus was taking in, yes: sun.
But alas, mostly plum/fat middle aged/older ladies.
One - Romanian, I was told - blond from their show looked a lot like Jenni Kohoutova - also in bikini. And a couple of really cute/pretty Asians among the crew members....


Sounds like that show was the place to be, somewhere to erase the memories of the female patrons sitting in their chaise lounges.

Good to have you back! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

05-20-13  07:49am - 4234 days #15
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I recently had to spend a week in hospital - that was awful, I was almost having panic attacks by the end of it. When I got home I indulged for 13 hours Hi

05-20-13  09:30am - 4234 days #16
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Originally Posted by ukwanker:


I recently had to spend a week in hospital - that was awful, I was almost having panic attacks by the end of it. When I got home I indulged for 13 hours


You ate chocolate ice cream for 13 hours ??

Gees you could have been watching porn all that time.

Welcome to PU, umm interesting new post. Since 2007

05-20-13  10:21am - 4234 days #17
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Originally Posted by Cybertoad:


You ate chocolate ice cream for 13 hours ??

Gees you could have been watching porn all that time.

Welcome to PU, umm interesting new post.


I don't recall much chocolate ice cream - although I did spend over £1000 on MyFreeCams Hi

05-20-13  12:58pm - 4234 days #18
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Hmmm.

£1000 is hardly 'free.'

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05-20-13  01:22pm - 4234 days #19
ukwanker (0)
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Originally Posted by Capn:


Hmmm.

�1000 is hardly 'free.'

Cap'n.


It's a badly named site Hi

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