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| 09-30-11 07:02pm - 4831 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Which scenarios leave you cold when it comes to updates? I'll make a tentative start with bathtub/shower scenes. They are an automatic "skip to the next update" with me. I don't have any idea why this should be so but I see nothing sexy about ladies in a tub or in a shower. You'll probably disagree with me because there sure are a lot of updates in photo sites containing the above, so someone must like them. So, which updates do you skip or mark low in your favorite site? | |
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| 09-30-11 08:20pm - 4831 days | #2 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
We've visited this topic before, but it's good to get back into it once in a while ... like now. I no longer even try to look at scenes in which the girl is wearing "angel wings." To me, it's the most worn-out cliche in the softcore universe. Food smeared on the body is also a definite turnoff, as is any sort of grime (sand, dark grease, etc.). As for the bathtub, shower, jacuzzi, hot tub, etc., I generally like those scenes unless the girl has suds all over herself in the choice poses. Then it's trash. I can think of a couple of tub scenes right off the top that I really love, one of Eufrat (she's done a few) and one of Kami, that tall Czech redhead with the great legs and ass and, well, everything else. But I don't like the watery sets done by Rylsky or Antonio Clemens at Met-Art. It's usually dark and there's spray or splashing sometimes and the girl's all wet and drippy. (Costner already proved the "Waterworld" concept to be unappealing.) However, they've both done plenty of other kinds of scenes that are great. Oh, and scenes with heavy shadows or high bright light to low light contrasts. Garbage. And speaking of all things to do with light, there's color. I want the girls to have natural skin color. Orange skin is a definite no-no. I see that Bikini-Pleasure has a recent set of Viky Day, a really beautiful girl. But not when she's the color of a Fruit Loop. Toys: I avoid Simon Scans. There are some lovely girls and nice image quality these days, but it's only about the kind of toy insertion a girl would get into when she knows that an asteroid is headed straight for earth and that the end is near. Twistys and 21st Sextury are often guilty of making toy play the only thing it's about. But to really answer the question, the ones that leave me cold are of girls getting naked out in the snow. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Oct 01, 2011, 03:28pm | |
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| 10-01-11 12:36am - 4831 days | #3 | |
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manholelover (0)
Active User  Posts: 37 Registered: Jun 17, '11 Location: London, UK |
Bath/shower scenes leave me cold too...just a bit too clean... | |
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| 10-01-11 01:16am - 4831 days | #4 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
Any set that starts out partially clad, or uses tacky 'play uniforms'  Although if I have time, I may skim through to see if there is any decent full nudity without toys or touchy feely & groping.  I don't care for bath/shower scenes, especially those involving 'watersports'  That type of bodily function really should be kept private, IMO.  Outdoor shoots tend to score low, if only because they usually come out poorly on lighting issues. Cap'n.  Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 10-01-11 02:32am - 4831 days | #5 | |
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Micha (0)
Active User Posts: 321 Registered: Jul 04, '10 Location: san jose ca |
Ditto on shower and baths in renderings and in real life. I think it’s the nullification of natural lubrication. Suds don't help much either. The exception would be underwater photo/videography. I recently saw a SCUBA scene that was intriguing Ditto on outdoor shots. Few have mastered lighting, with a few exceptions. The other exception would be sports and public shots. I don't seem to mind the solar washout with those WAM,Bukkake, Food? Thank you, no. Toys often obscure the reason I'm there. Extra-terrestrial toys with electric colors and odd appendages leave me cold. Many women look marvelous well into their sixties, but not all of them. BBW? There are a lot of lovers of women who are chubby to obese. Big? Sure! .... Chubby? Maybe. It is important that urination and defecation be a regular event. I don't need to see it. Feet don’t make me nuts, but they can be quite pretty. Especially those with prehensile toes Anal,DP,Fisting? A bit too brutal for me. All the rest? Bring it. I love to see women of grace, ballet, gymnastics, sports, or simply flexible. Women depicting non traditional occupations i.e. construction workers, fire fighters, oil rig workers, power line workers, house painters, lumber Jacquelyn…. Where’s the line? That’s probably more than you ever wanted to know. This was my October rant. michael unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. | |
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| 10-01-11 03:12am - 4831 days | #6 | ||
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Well that takes care of the "too clean" aspect!  BTW, am I the only one who watches a watersports scene set in a bathtub or shower and whose first thought is "Oh that's good, it'll be a lot easier to clean up in there"?  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Oct 03, 2011, 10:45pm | ||
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| 10-01-11 06:43am - 4831 days | #7 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Intro-scenes where the guy starts a 5 minute bla bla bla scenes to get to know her. Don't need to know her we are not dating, so shut the f-up and get naked. I hate most parodies, however Nailin Pailin was funny and hot so I will give it most parodies. This is and old one but good, Guys talking too much is just a turn off gals too. Nothing like watching a good BJ and hearing 2 minutes of dialog. in a 5 minute bj.  Since 2007 | |
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| 10-01-11 10:42am - 4831 days | #8 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
I definitely get a sense of deja vue all over again as I read the responses, Drooler. Blame encroaching senility for bringing up the subject again but since I am primarily a photo fan I run across so many tub scenes that I just had to vent. Thanks guys for responding to this unofficial poll ... again  | |
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| 10-01-11 11:18am - 4831 days | #9 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
Ditto for me on that. I often prefer watching the scene set-up over the actual sex. | |
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| 10-01-11 07:07pm - 4830 days | #10 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I couldn't agree with you more, Sir messmer..... absolutely nothing about the combination of water and women even remotely does anything for me. Furthermore, it presses the limit of understanding for me why anybody else would. My take on bathing scenes smack more of boring TV commercials than porn at any level. I'd be a much happier trooper also if more stuff came my way without the obligatory BJs, multiple/lenghty/closeups and necessity to include in each scene every coital position invented by man. And don't let me leave out the inescapible finally --- THE FACIAL.  I might be tarred-'an-feathered by opposition for stomping all over those popular, closing thoughts I'm submitting here... but if I am, just bring it on cuz I'm gonna throw my two cents worth in every time I'm invited or see an opening to rant about it.  | |
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| 10-02-11 03:30am - 4830 days | #11 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
To cherry pick some salient points from Micha's wide ranging post: 'Toys often obscure the reason I'm there.' Me too & I think there are quite a few on here who agree with us.  'Many women look marvelous well into their sixties, but not all of them.' This is very true. 'I love to see women of grace, ballet, gymnastics, sports, or simply flexible.' Yes, that is always nice to see. Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 10-02-11 03:48am - 4830 days | #12 | |
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elephant (0)
Active User  Posts: 585 Registered: Jan 11, '07 |
My biggest annoyance is wasting girls, what I mean is they get get some hot girls for these orgy sites and then they dance around fully clothed, very annoying, your fit, this is an orgy which you knew it was when you came, get your knockers out, get down and dirty missy. sorry rant over but yeah it does wind me up, lots of orgy scenes I've seen could be so much better if all girls where nude, don't need to have sex but at least show us some skin. "Women are like tricks by sleight of hand, Which, to admire, we should not understand." WILLIAM CONGREVE | |
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| 10-02-11 09:59am - 4830 days | #13 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Naw, you won't be stomped on by me, graymane, because I agree with you. I keep subscribing to Videobox and will never understand why I keep doing this because I keep fast forwarding through all the things you mention in your second paragraph. I simply don't see the eroticism in a scene that shows raw sex in all positions for twenty minutes. I get bored too easily with it therefore most DVDs remain un-downloaded in my house. Ten minutes of foreplay (which definitely includes a leisurely strip) plus ten minutes of sex I could handle, but then the younger crowd would roar its objections to the perceived waste of time that is spent on undressing and caressing because it cuts down on the sex. What frustrates me even more, and we've discussed this in another place, is that my formerly favorite pure softcore photo sites that included a bit of a strip in each set have accommodated the hardcore fans, so there's not much to choose from these days, despite the thousands of sites available to me.  | |
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| 10-02-11 01:55pm - 4830 days | #14 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
Yes, as you know this is a concern of mine too. Despite a lengthy crusade, I have found little to satisfy, but thankfully there are still one or two gems. I am still waiting on Mistress Kent to get her on-topic content uploaded.  Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 10-02-11 07:32pm - 4829 days | #15 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
I think she's busy with other things at the moment, Cap'n! | |
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| 10-03-11 12:08am - 4829 days | #16 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Reading between the lines of one of mistresskent's latter messages, I got the impression she's taken a serious interest in music production of some kind. If or how this is impacting her website I don't know, but her recent absence posting in the forum, I'd venture to say, is felt by all of us who follow her delightfully amusing input. I for one sure miss it. | |
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| 10-03-11 10:33am - 4829 days | #17 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Yes, I think you are right, graymane. That's the impression I got (interest in music) when reading her posts. I think she even mentioned having some gigs if I remember correctly. Something I don't do too often.  And, yes, she's missed for her wit and charm. | |
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