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| 10-27-11 05:00am - 4805 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
What do you say or do when your host's canine commences to hump your leg? I'd say consider yourself special that the horney little furball choose your leg amonst all the others in the group to make love to.  But seriously, doesn't this reeeeallly piss you off. Especially when groups, including women, are present? Compounding all that is the dog's master -- who should rap his pet's ass sharply with a newspaper -- but usually issues a tame command like "down, boy." I mean, I've had to actually shake these sex-starved creatures off my leg -- or, (forgive me PETA) more accurately, punting the damned things across the room. It's unimaginable what's going through the mind of women whose thigh becomes mounted in a four-legged-vice-grip, tail-a-wagging, tongue-a-flappin', drool-a-flying, furry torso-a-bouncing as the dog's blood-red pecker, having abandoned its foreskin is wildly whippin' about all over the women's leg. "Down, boy" ..."behave!"....be a good doggie and I'll jerk you off after my guests have left." Well! maybe the latter and the rest of this drivel is a tad off topic and a bit unusual, but its a viable rant to fit in here because it typifies the mentality of a host who'll allow his hyperbreed to mingle amonst his guests like that. Albeit there's a fair number of men also whose behavior isn't much different when he's got a hefty buzz on and gets around people ... esp. the women..... But what do you with him? Can't slap a collar around his neck and tie him up outside. ?  Edited on Oct 27, 2011, 10:21am | |
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| 10-27-11 07:23am - 4805 days | #2 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I think you should say something funny but then you have to take the owner aside and tell him or her that if their dog tries to hump your leg one more time than the dog is going to discover what your foot feels like up his ass. It's embarassing to you when it happens and if should be doubly embarassing to the owner so they should take care of it right away. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 10-27-11 02:45pm - 4805 days | #3 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Ok Id say , ok when he's done it my turn then turn and wink .  Since 2007 | |
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| 10-28-11 12:25am - 4804 days | #4 | |
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slutty (0)
Active User Posts: 475 Registered: Mar 02, '09 Location: Pennsylvania |
The few time it has happened to me, I laughed it off and tried to shake the dog away. The most I have ever done is tell the owner they might want to get it neutered unless they plan on breeding. Hitting the dog will probably only make it afraid of people, better that it gives 'love' than bites, right? Bunny Lebowski: I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars. Brandt: Ah hahahahaha! Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited. | |
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| 10-28-11 02:42pm - 4804 days | #5 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
They should have one of those life-sized sex dolls laying around. And when guests see it and look quizzically at the host, he says, "Oh, that's just for the dog. And for your protection." I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 10-28-11 05:32pm - 4804 days | #6 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
I usually start swearing like a drunken Irishman*. But that's pretty much my solution to everything. You can't argue with results though. *Don't flame me for that. It isn't a swipe at drunken Irishmen because that's who I am. | |
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| 10-31-11 09:08am - 4801 days | #7 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Try humping the dog in return , I am sure they will hide the dog next time you come over . Since 2007 | |
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