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| 09-18-20 06:12am - 1462 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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LKLK (0)
Active User Posts: 1,583 Registered: Jun 26, '19 Location: CA |
A real-life hero. This man is a real-life hero. His name has been suppressed, by authorities, who are afraid the man will become the next action super-star in the movies. Read how the man was able to zoom through the air in his car, as the drawbridge started to rise. Unfortunately, the man's car suffered 4 blown tires, and he damaged the bridge's safety gates. But apparently the man himself was not harmed, even though he was arrested by authorities for destruction of public property. I am nominating this hero for the Presidential Medal of Honor, for bravery and courage under fire. The man also deserves a medal for helping to popularize a low-cost way to get high: whippets. ====== ====== Driver launches car across drawbridge as it starts to rise, Michigan police say Dawson White Miami Herald September 17, 2020 Driver launches car across drawbridge as it starts to rise, Michigan police say A driver in Michigan took a daring risk when a drawbridge began to move Wednesday evening, police say. The drawbridge on Fort Street in Detroit started to rise around 7 p.m. as a 26-year-old man approached, WXYZ reported. As the bridge rose, the man launched his Dodge sedan across, according to the outlet. He successfully made it to the other side, but damaged his tires and the bridge’s safety gates in the process, WXYZ reported. “Over he went, blew out all four of his tires, and then he crashed into the other gate,” a witness told WDIV, adding that it seemed like something out of “The Blues Brothers” movie. Police likened it to a scene from “Dukes of Hazard” and suspect the driver had been doing “whippits,” according to the outlet. A whippit is when someone inhales nitrous oxide gas to get high, usually from a whipped-cream can, per Vice. The man was arrested and charges for malicious destruction of property over $1,000 are pending, The Detroit News reported. He’s being held at the Detroit Detention Center, according to the outlet. The driver’s name has not been released by authorities. | |
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| 09-18-20 06:24am - 1462 days | #2 | |
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LKLK (0)
Active User Posts: 1,583 Registered: Jun 26, '19 Location: CA |
Note: Do not try this at home. Driving a car inside a house may cause damage to the house. And may cause damage to yourself. Also, even though whippits are cheap way to get high, they can be dangerous. Do not overload on whipped cream. That can lead to overweight issues. Can also lead to mental health issues. Whipped cream over-indulgence is bad for the brain. And nitrous oxide can also be bad for the brain. A bad or damaged brain can interfere with an appreciation for good porn. So, be safe, and avoid sniffing nitrous oxide. | |
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| 09-18-20 08:29am - 1462 days | #3 | |
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Loki (0)
Active User  Posts: 395 Registered: Jun 13, '07 Location: California |
Denis Leary did a bit on drugs on his album "No Cure for Cancer" where he talked about whippits. His take was the kid who figured out that you can get nitrous oxide out of a whipped cream canister should have worked for the space program. "A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself." | |
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