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| 07-03-08 03:26pm - 6016 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User  Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
Mom, Dad, I'd like you to meet.... I know this isn't exactly porn, but I am curious about what you guys think of the subject of...well...dolls. Please read further, as I am not exactly advocating these things! And I'm not talking about those flimsy blow-up atrocities that you can buy for 20 bucks and which sell mostly as bachelor party props and gag gifts, I'm talking about realistic, life-size dolls, made mostly of silicone, such as the ones refered to on this Wiki page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RealDoll A female friend of mine and I had a discussion at work about these dolls and out of curiosity I went looking for them online. I remember seeing something a few years ago about them but never gave them much thought afterwards. I've never used a sex aid of any kind, except visual. I don't even use lotion. I'm a mano-purist of the most orthodox order. Nevertheless, I remember being impressed by how realistic these things looked. It seems the art of doll-making has literally gotten down to a science these days. Some of the photos I've seen of items from various companies are simply stunning. I swear there are a few pics wherein I would not have been able to tell the doll was not human unless I had known beforehand. I would link to a pic but don't know if that's allowed (it would be a clothed pic). Anyway, after doing a lot of looking, and particularly after seeing some video demos, I concluded that there would be no way I could own one of these dolls, even if I had the five-to-seven grand to plonk down. As many critics of these dolls mention, there is an inevitable linkage between the sexual use of these dolls and necrophilia (NOT that the people who copulate with them are necrophiliacs or necro-curious, just that there arises a mental association due to the nature of the dolls). The one factor which sealed the deal for me, insofar as having a patently negative impression foisted upon me, is the fact that these dolls are HEAVY. They average about 115 lbs (sorry, don't know it in kilos), which is about what a real girl of similar proportions would weigh. EEK! Imagine how it would be to lug your "partner" around, to position her, the sheer gravity of having one of these things lying next to you at night! I know myself very well, and as soon as I tried to get one of these dolls out of the shipping crate I would feel like a creep. Not only that, but these dolls are cold, though I believe there are many inventive ways of warming them up temporarily. The Japanese - and why am I not surprised - are really keen on these dolls and have several companies which create them. Some of them look more real than their Western counterparts, though I have to say some of them look too young. The Japanese are taking steps to do away with the bothersome similarities to necrophilia by placing sensors in the dolls which cause them to move and react when touched, though I don't think they are marketable yet. I saw a few fascinating vids on Youtube showing engineers working with these animated "robotic" dolls. Like I said, I'm not advocating the sexual use of these high-tech dolls (though I adamantly hold to an "each to his own" attitude towards them), and in fact I can say that I would never own one myself, but I do find the technology involved fascinating, to say the least. I think the common reaction, among men and women, to these dolls, is a sense of amazement followed by a strong sense of revulsion, which was pretty much how it went with me. I'd be curious to know what you guys thought about the subject. You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! | |
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| 07-03-08 03:50pm - 6016 days | #2 | |
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JBDICK (0)
Active User  Posts: 160 Registered: Apr 04, '08 Location: Wales, UK |
Being married I couldn't go out and buy one, bring it home and hide it in the dvd drawer with my essential viewing collection...the size of them, /i'm sure my wife would notice... But given the chance I'd try one...although I think the 'creeepy' factor may be down to scenario/role playing...I'm not sure I could go through the whole charade of pretending to be on a date...and I wouldn't want it to be just me and the doll...with some smooth music going on in the background, that's the point for me where it gets creepy... I'd still want my porn on a screen...the doll would just be another masturbation aid... apologies if this response is blunt...but I wanted to clarify where I think kinky turns into SAD GIT/creepy... Beautiful Girls Covered in Pearls and No Oysters in Sight | |
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| 07-03-08 04:48pm - 6016 days | #3 | |
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PinkPanther (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,136 Registered: Jan 08, '07 Location: Oakland, CA |
Then there's the matter of economics - If you got one from Real Doll, which seems to be the premium choice, with shipping that would be $7,000. Since most good sites have multi-month options for $20/month and since we're talking someone who's a dedicated pornster, so why wouldn't you get the multi-month if you were going to join, that would be 350 months of membership Or if you were of a mind to go to a hot lap dance club instead, you could get 350 lap-dances, or 175 topless Or you could get 70 totally nude private shows Or you could get 35 premium hour-long Asian full-body massages - with extras, probably Or for $6,900, you could get 23 hour-long escort sessions Hell, you could get 14 escort sessions with porn babes. I dunno. I probably know way too much about all these alternatives, not that I've tried that many of them personally, but I can't see going the Real Doll path. I'd feel like an imbecile more than a creep. | |
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| 07-03-08 06:27pm - 6016 days | #4 | |
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Goldfish (0)
Active User  Posts: 265 Registered: Jan 19, '08 Location: Boston, MA |
I'm with WWW, it is a little creepy. A realistic woman doll with a blank stare and flops around like dead weight wouldn't turn me on. I even considered if they could make these things fully robotic would it be something I want? I don't think so. Edited on Jul 05, 2008, 07:41am | |
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| 07-03-08 09:40pm - 6016 days | #5 | |
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TheRizzo (0)
Active User Posts: 44 Registered: Jun 11, '08 |
Have any of you seen the movie Lars and the Real Girl? Absolutely hilarious and sad at the same time. | |
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| 07-04-08 08:28pm - 6015 days | #6 | |
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BostonPJR (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2 Registered: Jan 08, '07 Location: Baltimore, Md |
If I had the cash, I'd try it. Since I don't, I will spend on porn, lapdances and the occasional escort or dinner with the office slut when my wife is out of town. | |
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| 07-05-08 10:49am - 6014 days | #7 | |
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Denner (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,217 Registered: Mar 03, '07 Location: Denmark |
It's fascinating in some ways - but also very creepy. That's not meant as a hassle to WeeWW, but in general. Even if I wasn't married, I'd think twice before going that "far" in search for porn - or "satisfaction" in a matter of sex. I honestly think that most guys (young and old) will find that way of sexual encounter quite strange in the long run. But by all means, it could be kind of fun a couple of times, but man, I still think I'd find it bizarre after a short while - or as JBDICK says "creepy" - which is probably the best way to put it. It reminds me of something by George Orwell - the more I think about it..... And BTW also: "Sad", as the TheRizzo puts it. "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle" Edited on Jul 05, 2008, 11:01am | |
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| 07-05-08 08:27pm - 6014 days | #8 | |
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WeeWillyWinky (0)
Active User Posts: 243 Registered: Jun 03, '07 Location: Havasu City, AZ USA |
Not a hassle at all, Denner. Actually, what you said is exactly what I said, though you used far less words: it's fascinating, but creepy. And yes, sad also. edit: I have no idea how that bit I quoted got doubled....hmmmm. You know what I hate the most about selfish people? It's that they don't think enough about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! | |
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| 03-31-10 11:31pm - 5379 days | #9 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
I think it would take things to a whole new level. But necessarily  a better one LOL Since 2007 | |
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| 04-01-10 02:04pm - 5379 days | #10 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
I remember stumbling on the Real Doll website a while back. As creepy as it may seem to some, if my wife left me or something happened to her, I think a Real Doll would be a great thing to have. I have no idea what the Border Agency would think though... The post office staff used to pre-read some magazines I subscribed to, so maybe I'd want to hose out my new honey when she arrived. | |
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| 04-01-10 03:59pm - 5379 days | #11 | |
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mbaya (0)
Suspended  Posts: 891 Registered: Jul 07, '08 Location: new jersey |
Way too wierd for me. I would still know it was a doll no matter how realistic and life like it was. Reminds me in a way of people who set their watches ahead so they would think it was later. How could you forget that it was you who set it ahead? | |
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| 04-01-10 03:59pm - 5379 days | #12 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Frank Zappa had a funny song about sex dolls: "Miss Pinky." Here's a live version. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 04-01-10 07:28pm - 5379 days | #13 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I wouldn't worry about that because they only ship by air freight. They are expanding their line because you can now get 2 Wicked pornstars Real Dolls(see link) http://www.wickedrealdoll.com/ Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 04-01-10 10:55pm - 5378 days | #14 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Wow thats pretty good looking. Since 2007 | |
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| 04-02-10 05:54am - 5378 days | #15 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
I guess if you've got seven grand to drop for a novelty, that's.... umm... good for you. But, before I'd go that route, I think I'd get a Russian bride and make money on the deal. Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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| 04-02-10 07:27am - 5378 days | #16 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Its actually kinda sad, because it would take a second mortgage to get laid but a mold of rubber and plastic. Jerkin the Gergin is one thing. But buying a whole new life style to stick your penis is is is is........ like a siad a whole other level.   Since 2007 | |
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| 04-02-10 09:07am - 5378 days | #17 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
No good, the tits are fake!  | |
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| 04-02-10 09:38am - 5378 days | #18 | |
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RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
Are you sure? It's hard to tell from the pictures, but I don't see any scars. Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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| 04-02-10 06:21pm - 5378 days | #19 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
Yes they are fake but I suspect that they feel more real that what passes for breast implants on actual pornstars. Another thing to think about is that I don't think anyone would buy a Doll with real breast. There would be the question of where they got them. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 04-02-10 08:13pm - 5378 days | #20 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
There are things like this I bet if they ever combine technology would be good. http://www.realtouch.com/dispatcher/home?genreId=1 Since 2007 | |
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| 04-02-10 08:15pm - 5378 days | #21 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
There seems to be allot of doll sites ? Here is a site where they have sex with dolls ?? realdollsex.com umm its being used here . Very odd. http://realdollsex.com/videos/020-3/ Just not right  There are umm rentals in Japan. Yes you too could rent a sex doll. Umm Rent ?? As in use it after someone else ?? Since 2007 Edited on Apr 02, 2010, 08:20pm Edited by Staff on Apr 03, 2010, 05:46am (Khan: corrected 1st url to point to listing page)
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| 04-03-10 03:36am - 5377 days | #22 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
So only a virgin would do for you?  Cap'n.  Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 04-03-10 08:07am - 5377 days | #23 | |
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Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Yes Capn, I prefer my fake vagina's un tapered with.  Since 2007 | |
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