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01-07-13  08:26am - 4367 days Original Post - #1
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I wish (********) was a porn star.

If you could pick some non-porn people to be porn stars who would you pick ?


I think I would pick :

Number #1 favorite:

Milla Jovovich ( famous for the Resident Evil movies )


Then

Erica Durance ( from smallville )


Michael Muller and Tricia Helfer

All would be perfect porn stars. Since 2007

01-07-13  10:14am - 4367 days #2
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Michelle Pfeiffer! She definitely has a blowjob face!!

My current movie fav, Jennifer Lawrence. Not sure about porn though.

I'd say Angelina Jolie but I would say that Holly Wellin had the look-a-like on this one for a while. - Great Lips.

And yes I agree, Milla would be sweet in a horizontal position.

and just for laughs, Sasha Grey for an encore appearance. She'd do anything with enthusiasm. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat!

01-07-13  10:36am - 4367 days #3
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Don't laugh, but for me Tina Fey would be on top of the list. I don't watch Saturday Night Live so I knew nothing about her until I watched a movie she starred in last week .. she is a definite hottie in my eyes and became an instant favorite.

01-07-13  10:52am - 4367 days #4
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Oh Mess, you sick puppy - I'd be thinking way too much about it being Sarah Palin I was banging. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat!

01-07-13  11:44am - 4367 days #5
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LOL jeberryl69,

How about Jennifer Garner-I was a huge Alias fan!

01-07-13  11:57am - 4367 days #6
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Originally Posted by jberryl69:


Oh Mess, you sick puppy - I'd be thinking way too much about it being Sarah Palin I was banging.


Oh God, why did you have to put that into my mind. Tina Fey just dropped out of contention!

01-07-13  01:52pm - 4367 days #7
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Just , pretend Tina is playing Lisa Ann In Nailin Palin
May ease the pain there MM. Since 2007

01-07-13  02:28pm - 4367 days #8
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I wouldn't mind if Jennifer Love Hugetits went into porn, she's already doing that tv show set in a massage parlor

01-07-13  03:02pm - 4367 days #9
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In no particular order:
Amy Lee, lead singer for Evanescence
R&B singer Beyonc� Knowles
Country singer Taylor Swift
Comedian Amy Schumer (If you've ever caught her act, you might know why she's on my list) Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity.

01-07-13  03:13pm - 4367 days #10
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Raging Buddhist, you sir are a visionary

01-07-13  03:37pm - 4367 days #11
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Originally Posted by creamcummer:

Raging Buddhist, you sir are a visionary


Thank you. Those visions go very well with the voices in my head.

And welcome to PU! Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity.

01-07-13  03:52pm - 4367 days #12
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Originally Posted by messmer:


Don't laugh, but for me Tina Fey would be on top of the list. I don't watch Saturday Night Live so I knew nothing about her until I watched a movie she starred in last week .. she is a definite hottie in my eyes and became an instant favorite.


maybe not a porn star, but I'd definitely be open to fantasizing about a few hours with her...

01-07-13  03:56pm - 4367 days #13
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Originally Posted by jberryl69:


Oh Mess, you sick puppy - I'd be thinking way too much about it being Sarah Palin I was banging.


Thank you very much for that. With that image coupled with the cold here my man-parts will be an innie for a week.

01-07-13  04:00pm - 4367 days #14
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Anastasia Vasina, the Russian beach volleyball player, gets my vote. When I turned on the television last summer to see her, it was love at first site.

01-07-13  04:23pm - 4367 days #15
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Ragging Buddhist says :"Country singer Taylor Swift"

Wow, there is something really perverted about that (haha - I'm saying that on a porn forum ) - That would be more like banging an Angel from Heaven and seriously I have no desire for that! She is too fructose sweet I wonder if she knows which end is up.

If you're into substantial booty, then Alicia Keys might be the ticket. Wonder what Nora Jones would be like?

One of the sexist actors is 40 year old Archie Panjabi from the Good Wife. She even plays a BDSM Bisexual.

Ok, who's next? Oh, I know:



Freckles crank my nut! If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat!
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01-07-13  05:09pm - 4367 days #16
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Impressive lineup so far.

I'd offer up a few, myself .....BUT:
Albeit frozen in memory, I'm afraid most of those on my list are buried somewhere in Tinsel-Town.

There is, however, my early fantasy fav. (Kim Novak)

I wonder if she'd consider comin' out of retirement?

01-07-13  06:45pm - 4367 days #17
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^Mind you Kim would have made on hell of a great porn star.
She had the look and the voice. I'd add Eleabor Parker and of course Marilyn to my list of past girls.

As for more recent suggestion then thew first one has to be Lindsay Lohan. I have a thing for red heads. Jennifer Gardner is also a great suggestion. I'd add Anna Hathaway and there is a little perverted part of me that is curious to see Emma Watson do some nasty stuff. Long live the Brown Coats.

01-07-13  08:58pm - 4367 days #18
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^ for Kim!!
Jennifer Gardner

I always thought that Kristen Stewart reminded me of Casey Chase. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat!

01-08-13  01:19am - 4366 days #19
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Katherine Hepburn. She was old when I was young, but were there a way, I'd have my way with her. She caught my eye in The Lion in Winter when she was 60, and I fell in love an made a point of seeing her earlier works. In 2007 I saw Lion In Winter (again for the 10th time or so ) in a theater on her hundredth birthday ( she had died a few years before )

I saw her interviewed by Babara Walters in the 90s and she still looked fine.

Baba asked her if she even owned a dress and Kate replied "Yes........ I'll wear it to your funeral" Barbara didn't know quite how to take that. unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

01-08-13  01:42am - 4366 days #20
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To this list I will also add Scarlett Johansson, Gwyneth Paltrow, Hilary Swank, Cate Blanchett,Kate Beckinsale, Mira Sorvino and Sissy Spacek


more as they occur to me unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

01-08-13  09:32am - 4366 days #21
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Classic beauties in their day:

Lauren Bacal, Jayne Mansfield, Sophia Loren, Gina Lolabrigida, Brigitte Bardot.

and to throw in one random current pop star.....

Pink.

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01-08-13  11:08am - 4366 days #22
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These are all great, surprised how well this thread went. Since 2007

01-08-13  11:36am - 4366 days #23
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I'm mildly surprised. A thread like this and noone mentioned Emma Watson? You guys (and gals) are definitely not representatives of the current internet hipsters. I'm proud of you!

I agree with Amy Lee. I wouldn't cancel a download of a hc scene with her. From the non-nude pool, my pick would be Uma Thurman. And maybe some girls from the sports channel? What about Hope Solo?

Then again, I think that hc scenes of most celebrities would be some kind of spoiling the enigma.

Oh, and my favorite pick would be softcore model Aimee Sweet!

01-08-13  12:00pm - 4366 days #24
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^^
Originally Posted by pat362:


I'd add Anna Hathaway and there is a little perverted part of me that is curious to see Emma Watson do some nasty stuff.


Just helping you keep up. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat!

01-08-13  12:13pm - 4366 days #25
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Baaah! I blame my sloppy reading!

And you, pat362, are an internet hipster!

01-08-13  03:12pm - 4366 days #26
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Originally Posted by Capn:


Classic beauties in their day:

Lauren Bacal, Jayne Mansfield, Sophia Loren, Gina Lolabrigida, Brigitte Bardot.


I'm smack-dab right on your wavelength Capn .....I couldn't agree with you more.
Lauren simply dripped sexuality and was the more sultry of your picks > remember the line: "you know how to whistle, don't you, just pucker up your lips and blow."

Sophia???? I'd donate an organ to see her in porn.
I dreamed one night I was feasting on those incredibly incomparable boobs she's so gifted with ...... my face was buried in her cleavage and I was chomping away....... upon awakening hours later, I discovered almost half of my pillow was missing.

Jane Mansfielf..... wow! There's enough spent semen from the hands of her male fans to form an ocean.

Gina and Brigitte are both desirably smoldering beauties who's naughty, suggestive talent for exuding sex appeal has left an indelable mark everywhere they tread.
I wished it was a path to my bedroom.
If those two could've adopted porn in their day, and stepped into the ranks of porn as we see it today, can you imagine the stir it would make??????

Then again, after we see them naked in the roles today's porn models are starring in, do you suppose the momentary shock just might knock the wind outta their sails and all we're seeing is just another porn queen doing her job.

And that brings up a salient point ......How long would any of these celebs mentioned throughout this thread maintain any popularity they have, or would gain, once they've walked through Hell's gates of hardcore porn?
I think the word "jaded" might be the operative we can expect relating to an answer.

01-08-13  03:52pm - 4366 days #27
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^ Strangely enough most of the female stars of yesteryear you mentioned were never of great appeal to me, even though many of them were my contemporaries, especially all the so-called sex goddesses like Brigitte Bardot or Marilyn Monroe or Jayne Mansfield. The pout on the former two irritated me no end, while the oversized mammaries on the latter turned me off. She looked as lopsided as Jane Russell, another one I didn't find sexy in the slightest.

I find many of today's stars much, much sexier and wouldn't mind seeing them in a film or two that was slightly soft porn. Two bad the industry appears to have turned their back on movies like "Eyes Wide Shut!" I wasn't overly fond of the movie itself but Nicole Kidman was hot!

01-08-13  03:55pm - 4366 days #28
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Exactly G, my friend, & that is why I decry the ever increasing perceived demand for hardcore.

There are freighterloads of it out there...

You don't need any more, if that is what you are looking for.....

Me?....I've got my cape & deerstalker hat on & looking with a magnifying glass for any traces leading to full nude softcore eroticism!

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01-08-13  04:05pm - 4366 days #29
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Originally Posted by Capn:


Me?....I've got my cape & deerstalker hat on & looking with a magnifying glass for any traces leading to full nude softcore eroticism!

Cap'n.


As usual, let me know immediately when you find it, Cap'n. I would turn my back on hardcore in a minute!

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Originally Posted by messmer:


^ Strangely enough most of the female stars of yesteryear you mentioned were never of great appeal to me, even though many of them were my contemporaries, especially all the so-called sex goddesses like Brigitte Bardot or Marilyn Monroe or Jayne Mansfield. The pout on the former two irritated me no end, while the oversized mammaries on the latter turned me off. She looked as lopsided as Jane Russell, another one I didn't find sexy in the slightest.



I named a couple of bygone stars but I must confess that I never thought of them in a sexual way. I don't know if it's the same with you. I appreciated their beauty but it was their performances and roles that attracted me. Is it possible that those stars of yesterday although marketed as sex symbols were not marketed as sexual symbols. By that I mean that you thought them hot looking and you would love to meet them but having sex with them wasn't necessarily the primary object.

I think that most of the stars of today are marketed first as fuck objects and secondly as a sex symbol. I'd even be willing to say that the fact that they are conidered a sex symbol has less to do with the image they are suppose to project and more to do with the way some perceive them. Certainly most of the movies made today and many of those done in the last 40 years tend to promote these stars as sexual people. In the days of studios. A star was something to be admired but like their name sake. They were not reachable by mere mortals. Today you know more about most stars than I care to know and you certainly see a lot more of them than maybe they would care to. Long live the Brown Coats.

01-08-13  11:34pm - 4365 days #31
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That is the difference between erotic & explicit.

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Pat says, "I named a couple of bygone stars but I must confess that I never thought of them in a sexual way."

I agree with that, with the exception of Fay Wray getting King Kong's boner up. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat!

01-09-13  10:38am - 4365 days #33
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I was thinking last night how wonderful it would be if the mainstream producers and distributors were able to give us high production value, regular movies with overt sex left in, if the story calls for it. No, I am not talking NC-17, because even in those movies great care is taken to hint at sex rather than show it.

Be it thrillers, sci-fi, dramas, comedies. Just have a good story with the sexual element left in, be it five minutes or a bit more or maybe even less, depending,

It would be so much more erotic than a flimsy story that invariably leads to 22 minutes of sex within five minutes, as is the case with most "adult" movies.

One could always use body doubles if the stars refused to do a scene like that. A truly ADULT high quality movie shown at the Cineplex ... what a dream! Darn those censors. It could have been that way if it hadn't been for them. As a matter of fact Hollywood started that way and then got suppressed by the prudes.

01-09-13  10:50am - 4365 days #34
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Jayne Mansfield? I remember sitting in a movie theater as a youngster, watching previews, and seeing Jane's bare breasts for ten seconds or so. I sat through the double feature again for another ten seconds. They were magnificent! unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

01-09-13  11:39am - 4365 days #35
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Kristen Kruek of smallville.

All three of the Kardashian sisters.

Ashley Greene from Twilight.

Oh and those chicks from the "Pretty Little Liars"

Of course they have to do some real hardcore sex in the process.

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I've never really been into wishing anyone was a porn star. Mainly because I don't believe any of them would look any better having sex than they do normally, and I don't at all believe they'd be better "performers" than the women we already have in porn. I'll generally wish that some of them will do nude scenes and/or photoshoots, and the majority of women already listed in this thread have, but once it gets to that point I could honestly care less about how much further they go, because I've gotten what I want already.

01-09-13  07:43pm - 4365 days #37
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^^ Ho - stop dashing our fantasies dude. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat!

01-09-13  11:33pm - 4364 days #38
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^^ Ho - stop dashing our fantasies dude.


A peace offering:

http://straight.fleshbot.com/5677100/a-c...val-guide-with-boobs

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Originally Posted by messmer:


I was thinking last night how wonderful it would be if the mainstream producers and distributors were able to give us high production value, regular movies with overt sex left in, if the story calls for it. No, I am not talking NC-17, because even in those movies great care is taken to hint at sex rather than show it.

Be it thrillers, sci-fi, dramas, comedies. Just have a good story with the sexual element left in, be it five minutes or a bit more or maybe even less, depending,

It would be so much more erotic than a flimsy story that invariably leads to 22 minutes of sex within five minutes, as is the case with most "adult" movies.

One could always use body doubles if the stars refused to do a scene like that. A truly ADULT high quality movie shown at the Cineplex ... what a dream! Darn those censors. It could have been that way if it hadn't been for them. As a matter of fact Hollywood started that way and then got suppressed by the prudes.


Dang, you went and stole my thunder, big guy.
excellent post you presented, as usual.

I was there with the introduction of erotism in cinema ... seen it gingerly dance around censorship, putting on screen all the law would allow (but still sorely lacking).
Walking a tightrope between religious nay-sayers and the Fifth Admendment flag-waver's demand for more freedom to watch what one wants.
Pushed inexorably against a wall of compromise, the opposing forces ultimately caved -- as already the adult book stores was setting' up shop -- therein bringing suppression slightly to its knees, setting the pace to where we are today.

A thorn in the side relating to adult theaters during that time, was the recrutement of unseen in-house snoopy dogs, whose badge of authority was solely one in which to sneak up on mastubators. Those nabbed were lucky if only thrown out, the unlucky facing possibility of arrest. Heaven forbid one who seats himself wearing an overcoat or raincoat.
It wasn't uncommon for these assholes to shakedown somebody they suspected or caught wanking. Better the wanker hand over a wad of cash rather than be escourted down town. Edited on Jan 10, 2013, 04:14am

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Messmer says: "A truly ADULT high quality movie shown at the Cineplex ... what a dream! "

Wouldn't that naturally cum with smellaroma?

It's been awhile, say circa 1982, since I've been to an adult theater but they always had that funky "after sex" smell to them. I've always thought if the room were black-lighted it might blind the people checking it out. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat!

01-10-13  12:41pm - 4364 days #41
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Originally Posted by jberryl69:


Messmer says: "A truly ADULT high quality movie shown at the Cineplex ... what a dream! "

Wouldn't that naturally cum with smellaroma?

It's been awhile, say circa 1982, since I've been to an adult theater but they always had that funky "after sex" smell to them. I've always thought if the room were black-lighted it might blind the people checking it out.


I must confess that I have never been to an adult theater. Maybe the city I lived in in Canada was too small, or maybe they were not allowed in Canada .. I really don't know. Pat might be able to clue me in on that with his huge knowledge base.

In this case I was thinking of real, main stream theaters presenting life as it is in the movies they show. No "Deep Throat" or "Debbie Does Dallas" .. simply ordinary, every day movies with a good story, with censorship a thing of the past when it comes to the sex scenes. But that will never happen here .. it's just a pipe dream of mine.

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^ Well yes, I knew what you had in mind - and my take on that pipe was that the theater would end up with it's own unique ... ahhh... odor and you'd be afraid to sit next to the guy in the trench coat.

If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat!

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Great idea for a thread!

As you'll see, I have very unusual tastes in men, as I'd like to see...

John Boehner (let's face it his last name sounds close enough to "Boner" so he's halfway there already!)

Billy Gardell from "Mike and Molly" - so much man to love!

Billie-Joe Armstrong from Green Day - had a crush on him since I was a teen and he "came out" as bisexual some years ago too!

Matt LeBlanc from "Friends" and "Joey".

and finally

Ed O'Neill from "Married With Children".

That would be one hot group scene!

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Originally Posted by gaypornolover:


Great idea for a thread!

As you'll see, I have very unusual tastes in men, as I'd like to see...

John Boehner (let's face it his last name sounds close enough to "Boner" so he's halfway there already!)

Billy Gardell from "Mike and Molly" - so much man to love!

Billie-Joe Armstrong from Green Day - had a crush on him since I was a teen and he "came out" as bisexual some years ago too!

Matt LeBlanc from "Friends" and "Joey".

and finally

Ed O'Neill from "Married With Children".

That would be one hot group scene!


Another interestingly amusing and thought provoking post from our valued Gay member, who, as always, adds substance and, certainly importantly, the kind of perspective we can only get from one of the Gay persuasion.

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^ Certainly not something I would have thought of. I don't even like to view Tranny movies.

kudos to gaypornolover If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee.

If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat!

01-12-13  09:03am - 4362 days #46
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Originally Posted by messmer:


I must confess that I have never been to an adult theater. Maybe the city I lived in in Canada was too small, or maybe they were not allowed in Canada .. I really don't know. Pat might be able to clue me in on that with his huge knowledge base.



I'm pretty sure the term "smellorama" comes from an idea studios had in the 50's and/or 60's to add smell to some theaters so that it would immersed the viewer a little more in the movie if let's say during a fire scene. You would smell burning wood or something like that. The idea isn't a bad one per say but I don't think it went beyond the gimmick phase.

I'm pretty sure jberry is talking about the accumulated smell of men's ejaculate in a theater. The musky scent usually get's mixed with whatever VOC the theater uses to hide that smell. If you have ever been in a porn shop where they have viewing booths then you will know what the smell is like.

I think that as much as your idea is a good one in regards to a mainstream producer making a softcore to midcore movie or even a great movie with a mix of softcore to hardcotre scenes. Any movie that can get men and women sexually stimulated will invariably lead to some of them masturbating and climaxing and you wind up with the liquid leftover in the theater. That pretty much means the same thing that happened in adult theaters back in the day.

I'd like to add that Paul Verheoven has already shot a movie that comes close to what you're looking for and he did 17 years ago. If you've never seen Showgirls then you must definetely take the time. Many critics at the time gave the movie a bad review and I belive it still holds the most Razzies of all time but there's an interesting take on the movie's wikipedia page (see link) in regards to the movie. The actors may not have had actual sex in the movie but I don't think it really matters if they had because it's near impossible to tell from the shots.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Showgirls#Reception

It's not a question of whether they will or won't but a question of when. Hollywood is about one thing and one thing only...Money. Sooner or later the studios will do midcore to hardcore film's with well knows established stars. Of course I don't think any of those movies will see the inside of a theater but that just means lower cost to the studio anyway. I wouldn't be srprised to see James Franco do something naughty in the near futur. He is doing a film about Kink and I saw a pic of him with Princess Donna on his lap. Long live the Brown Coats.

01-12-13  10:25am - 4362 days #47
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^ Thanks, Pat. I knew you would come through with some excellent information! Today's dream: I click on Netflix and find "Showgirls!!" Yeah, right. That's my one beef with that service, not enough truly adult material. Not porn but adult!

And if the critics disliked "Showgirls" then it would most likely be right up my alley. The critics and I don't agree on too much. I am too much of a peasant with horrible taste.

01-12-13  11:22am - 4362 days #48
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There are hardcore movies directed by mainstream directors out there. Not very many, but they exist. The problem is two-fold. The first is that generally speaking, they have to use unknown actors because very few "name" actors are willing to unsimulated sex on camera (Chloe Sevigny did an unsimulated blow job for a movie called Brown Bunny, but I can't think of that many others). The second is that because of the explicit nature, they don't have any place to show it besides film festivals. Theaters won't show it, most places that sell DVDs won't stock it, so there's not many ways to sell the movie, so there aren't many ways for the people that made it to make their money back.

If you want to see a couple, check out 9 Songs by Michael Winterbottom and Shortbus by John Cameron Mitchell (fair warning: There's gay as well as straight sex in that movie). And I hear that Lars Von Trier is about to make a movie like that as well, but I don't know if it has actually gone into production yet.

01-12-13  12:13pm - 4362 days #49
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Originally Posted by hodayathink:


There are hardcore movies directed by mainstream directors out there. Not very many, but they exist. The problem is two-fold. The first is that generally speaking, they have to use unknown actors because very few "name" actors are willing to unsimulated sex on camera (Chloe Sevigny did an unsimulated blow job for a movie called Brown Bunny, but I can't think of that many others). The second is that because of the explicit nature, they don't have any place to show it besides film festivals. Theaters won't show it, most places that sell DVDs won't stock it, so there's not many ways to sell the movie, so there aren't many ways for the people that made it to make their money back.

If you want to see a couple, check out 9 Songs by Michael Winterbottom and Shortbus by John Cameron Mitchell (fair warning: There's gay as well as straight sex in that movie). And I hear that Lars Von Trier is about to make a movie like that as well, but I don't know if it has actually gone into production yet.


Thanks for the two names above, hodayathink. I must look them up. And you are absolutely right in your observations when it comes to selling a movie like the one I crave to see. That's why I call it the impossible dream: to see a non-sex-centered, story driven movie, except that the sex is left in ... IF the context calls for it.

01-12-13  12:36pm - 4362 days #50
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Originally Posted by messmer:


Thanks for the two names above, hodayathink. I must look them up. And you are absolutely right in your observations when it comes to selling a movie like the one I crave to see. That's why I call it the impossible dream: to see a non-sex-centered, story driven movie, except that the sex is left in ... IF the context calls for it.


There's also a few porn movies that have gotten rave reviews in the past couple years for the story and acting in them. They're probably a bit more sex-centered than you're looking for, but you might find them pretty close to your ideal as well. Wasteland and Portrait of a Call Girl by Elegant Angel are probably the two most acclaimed ones. Both are available from the Elegant Angel website and on many VOD sites, if you want to check those out as well.

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