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| 05-15-11 02:38pm - 4970 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
In Praise Of The Imperfect! I suspect I'm going to get nothing but pity and contempt from those who like glamor ... and who, but me, doesn't ... (or so it seems) but I am really not all that attracted to the glossy, or powdered, or air brushed, heavily made up, hair streaming in the wind, perfectly breasted, round bottomed, finger in the mouth, average glamor model. This is a bit of hyperbole, I know, because I have a few favorites among the above  but generally speaking I prefer natural!Too bad the quality on amateur sites is so horrendously awful for the most part because I like normal faces and figures, and that can even include saggy breasts or a bit of a belly ... all right, I do like a nice round bum ... but you know what I mean. Doesn't anyone else long to see a "woman down the street-" like model (no she doesn't have to be older  ) in a strip sequence or in a racy video, all the while looking like someone who would not normally ever consider doing anything this bold? Wouldn't that be more exciting than looking at a bunch of models who, we know deep down inside, would snort with contempt if they got one look at the bald heads and protruding bellies some of us over fifty feature? Just saying! And no offense intended because I know the love of glamor predominates porn and I don't want to make enemies across the board ...  ... but I would really like to know if there is anyone else out there in this huge audience of porn lovers who some time during his porn collecting career got tired of "perfect" and now gets turned on by the imperfect, if he can find it??!! By someone who's a bit too saggy, a bit too plump, or too skinny, a bit too amateurish. Someone who has the unmitigated gall to think they could excite anyone! Expecting deafening silence, I remain, embarrassed but unrepentant about my rant, messmer | |
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| 05-15-11 03:00pm - 4970 days | #2 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
Count me in on this. I love models that are less than perfect. I can't think of any right now, but they are certainly well represented in my collection. One of the reasons I'm not a big collector of photos is that so many of them are airbrushed to remove imperfections. Give me real women in erotic photos any day. | |
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| 05-15-11 03:05pm - 4970 days | #3 | |
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EverlastingEdge (0)
Active User Posts: 31 Registered: May 01, '11 |
I'm with you messmer I love imperfect, I like plump women especially. You're every day looking chick. If I was a porn director it would only be average looking girls not skinny perfect toned looking models that have been airbrushed with everything looking shiny and glossy. There comes a point where it looks too nice and there is no fantasy and just looks like a super sized glamour fest that you don't know or can't relate to. I can't stand sex movies staring professional pornstar trying to pass themselves off as amateur women. I like to see everyday looking girls in porn, dressed up accordingly. The dress code in most porn is pretty far away from everyday life. Now matures dress like they're in their 20's when in real life they show very little and hardly any have boob jobs. But in porn land every milf is has big boobs and dresses like a slut. There is no more anticpation or shock when you see it like this This is why I like British porn because it's raw, down to earth and you could imagine most of the models you see down the street. | |
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| 05-15-11 03:06pm - 4970 days | #4 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
You know that "airbrushed" thingie is giving me fits on a site I am subscribing to at the moment, rearadmiral. The models are wonderful, the lingerie is wonderful, but I am being forced to download videos only because they are doing too good a job of hiding "less than perfect" in their photo sets ... which was one of the reasons this thread was started by me in the first place! | |
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| 05-15-11 03:08pm - 4970 days | #5 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Couldn't have put it better myself, EE!  | |
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| 05-15-11 05:51pm - 4970 days | #6 | |
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Tree Rodent (0)
Active User  Posts: 708 Registered: Oct 29, '08 Location: UK |
I've said before there is a certain something about girls or women who are naturally attractive, and quite a few of them are by no means perfect. Sometimes this can never be caught on camera. They look much beter naked in real life than on camera. They can also be so much more attractive than those picture prefect glossy models. I think there is a problem capturing the natural look on camera. When it's tried, it somehow manages to make some of them look unwashed, unkempt, spotty, and unattractive. Most of the sexiest girls will never be caught naked on camera, however those who do go into porn, and are naturally attractive, need really good camerawork to bring this out. Mostly the networks go for a ton of makeup so that they all look alike, and any individuality is ironed out. Lowest common denominator rules. Had a hard time on this one trying to express what I wanted to say. There's just something about the real life sexual excitement of a naked girl that is so hard to capture on camera. Some girls are stunning but just have normal lives - short career, marriage, 2-3 children, get old and die. Hmmm that's life I suppose. There are a lot of very attractive girls around that are so much more sexy than 90 per cent of those on porn sites. | |
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| 05-15-11 06:55pm - 4970 days | #7 | |
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Monahan (0)
Active User  Posts: 348 Registered: Jan 17, '07 Location: SF Valley, CA |
I thought I was alone!!! I dig the real woman, not the glammed up kind. One of my faves is a gal who I first found on Brazzers, Victoria Vonn. She's a bit lumpy around the hips and has some big moles, but has a great rack and a perfect attitude. Then there are those overweight babes who wear corsets to hide their ample waistlines where they really aren't that bad...and on those occasions where they take the corset off, they look like real sexy women. And what I really dislike the most is the babe with a nice rack in her early years who goes to the body shop for aftermarket enhancements. The worst example is Jana Jordan (aka Jana Foxy) who had a totally sexy body with superb A cups who now has "perfect" implants that totally ruined her unique sexiness. Sad. | |
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| 05-16-11 09:21am - 4969 days | #8 | |
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Capn (0)
Active User  Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
I like the 'lady down the supemarket' look myself. Everyday attractive casually or formally dressed does it for me & always has done. Cap'n.  Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU AwardHilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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| 05-16-11 10:22am - 4969 days | #9 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Thanks guys. Quite frankly I am surprised at the many positive responses because I always felt that I was quite alone when it came to my porn tastes. I know we are all different when it comes to the specifics but I am happy that at least some of you agree when it comes to a preference for "natural!" | |
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| 05-16-11 04:51pm - 4969 days | #10 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
It isn't really the body as much as it's the body and the personality. There are girls with less than perfect noses, such as Euphrat or Zuzana Zeleznovova, but they're HOT stuff and yes, otherwise, they're physically awesome. But that charm that gets through matters most of all. Remember Jassie? Small tits, but who cared? Or how about the recently appearing Bernice, with the birthmark right on her ass? 's OK with me! I'd say that ALS Scans or We Are Hairy are a couple of sites that feature the "less than perfect" yet perfectly hot babes. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 05-16-11 05:41pm - 4969 days | #11 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
 Wait a minute here... are you saying that Jassie was hot in spite of her beautiful, perky breasts? Uh oh... this might be the opening salvo in the first all-out flame war in PU history. I'm kidding, of course, because I understand that you, like many others prefer breats to be more, um, there. But guys like me saw Jassie as almost perfection. If we're talking petite lasses, one that may be polarizing in this context is Anne Howe. Non-existent breasts for certain, but she had a bunch of moles on her body. Yet she was always one of my favorites. Anastasia Blue did some scenes where it appeared she had some skin condition. I'd still marry her. | |
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| 05-16-11 05:44pm - 4969 days | #12 | |
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jberryl69 (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,000 Registered: Nov 27, '10 Location: neverland |
Ok, my current imperfect model is Jennifer White with her stumpy legs and her different sized breasts. Cute face, nasty attitude and her husband doesn't mind. If it ain't grits, it must be a Yankee. If you're going to lay her head over the pool table and fuck her throat, get your fucking hand off her throat! | |
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| 05-16-11 06:12pm - 4969 days | #13 | |
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messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
I love Jassie, she dwells in my external hard drives in various scenes and shoots and will not be deleted, ever!! | |
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| 05-16-11 06:36pm - 4969 days | #14 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I have to agree with you and rearadmiral about Jassie. She was one of my favorite girl to watch. I've always considerd her a missed opportunity porn story because she got in with her boyfriend and did so few shoots with any other guy than him. I'm not counting all the G/G stuff she did. I liked her so much that I actually joined her site and she's one of the reasons why I dislike pornstar websites. Needless to say that her site sucked so bad. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 05-17-11 01:36am - 4968 days | #15 | |
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EverlastingEdge (0)
Active User Posts: 31 Registered: May 01, '11 |
I dont know if anyone has heard of kara manor. But she was the perfecting looking teen redhead with perky breasts. But then transformed herself into Shawna Lenee where she dyed her hair blonde and now has a ridiculous looking boob job that makes her completely unwatchable. | |
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| 05-17-11 08:23am - 4968 days | #16 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
I had no idea that Kara Mynor, Kara Bare and Shawna Lenee were the same person. I've got a lot of Kara Mynor and Kara Bare scenes, but very few Shawna Lenee scenes. Now I know why. Thanks for the info! | |
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| 05-17-11 08:32am - 4968 days | #17 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
I mean this with all respect, but if you call Jennifer White 'imperfect' than I'd be happy to take all your cast-offs! I actually hadn't noticed that her breasts are different sizes, but you're definitely right about that. I'd experiment with the application of various body fluids to see if I could shrink the larger one a bit. As for stumpy legs, I'm not sure about that. I'm a leg man and I don't see anything wrong there. But then again, I'm more of an ass man and that thing is so lovely it can be a bit distracting! | |
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| 05-17-11 09:38am - 4968 days | #18 | |
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mbaya (0)
Suspended  Posts: 891 Registered: Jul 07, '08 Location: new jersey |
I prefer imperfect over the glam look any day. Real is much more my taste and always was. | |
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| 05-17-11 03:44pm - 4968 days | #19 | |
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Tree Rodent (0)
Active User Posts: 708 Registered: Oct 29, '08 Location: UK |
Well actually nearly 90 per cent of girls have a larger left breast than right breast. Same goes for hands and feet, fingers, legs etc. 90 per cent of men have larger right bits. By how much they are larger varies. Strange, but look at your right hand plus the fingers, and carefully compare it to your left. | |
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| 05-17-11 03:58pm - 4968 days | #20 | |
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EverlastingEdge (0)
Active User Posts: 31 Registered: May 01, '11 |
That;s quite funny that you didn't realise it was the same girl, her face is the same but her body has changed drastically, for the worse I might add. | |
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| 05-17-11 04:03pm - 4968 days | #21 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
I suspect that the biggest reason I didn't notice was that she wasn't really one of the stars that I follow much. If Jenna Haze or Tanner Mayes were to change their appearance a bit and work under a new name I'd have the figured out pretty quick. But now that I know I'm looking forward to going back and checking out the before and after scenes. | |
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| 05-17-11 10:06pm - 4968 days | #22 | |
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slutty (0)
Active User Posts: 475 Registered: Mar 02, '09 Location: Pennsylvania |
funny, Anne Howe was the first person I thought of when I started reading this thread. Personally I always found her super hot as well, odd moles and all. Agree with you on the Jassie front as well, although some of her newer "glammed up" stuff always put me off. Bunny Lebowski: I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars. Brandt: Ah hahahahaha! Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited. | |
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| 05-18-11 03:58am - 4967 days | #23 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
I always thought that when she was heavily "glammed up" that whoever directed her to do that missed the whole point of her look. Her look was the stunningly beautiful but fresh-faced girl-next-door, not the slut with the heavy make-up. | |
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| 05-18-11 04:06pm - 4967 days | #24 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I did, too. I guess I should have mentioned that little scar that was above one of her eyes. Whatever. I'm with Messmer. I've got Jassie on my hard drives and on backup CD's. All I need now is a secure bunker for them. (Missed the Y2K opportunity somehow ... Oh, that was before Jassie ...) I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 05-21-11 05:50am - 4964 days | #25 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
Not to start sounding like a one-trick-pony here, but I do wish she had done a few anal scenes. | |
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| 05-21-11 08:58am - 4964 days | #26 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
I have seen some pics of a B/G anal. Whether those were from her site or another one is anyone's guess. I know her site claimed to have at least one anal scene with her but since the site is now dead then we will never know. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 05-21-11 10:29am - 4964 days | #27 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
Jeez, pat! First you tell me the bad news that Tanner Mayes retired, and now you tell me that there may be a Jassie anal scene but it forever lost. I thought we were porn buddies! I think I'd better go pour a stiff drink and drown my sorrows...  But seriously, thanks for this info. Some day I might find this set. | |
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| 05-21-11 04:52pm - 4964 days | #28 | |
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exotics4me (0)
Active User  Posts: 664 Registered: Jan 12, '07 Location: USA |
There's a model that I really like, hadn't discovered her until recently and wouldn't have discovered her if not for her being in a threesome scene with a model I liked. I think her main alias is Aliana Love. Her body size seems to change from video to video, including some jiggly small fat on her, but she's become a favorite. Another that I've looked over for years is Loni. I've seen various last names, short, kind of plump Filipino model. I know FTV has her listed as just Loni so she is pretty easy to find. Both her and Aliana give me the image of someone I could see walking around the neighborhood. I think the interest in the more "perfect" models, at least for me, is that those were the snobs when I was growing up and there's some kind of pleasure in seeing them naked. I fully accept my pervert label! My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich. - Chuck Palahniuk | |
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| 05-21-11 07:15pm - 4964 days | #29 | |
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rearadmiral (0)
Active User Posts: 1,453 Registered: Jul 16, '07 Location: NB/Canada |
Amen to that! We all wear the badge with pride. | |
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| 05-22-11 03:23am - 4963 days | #30 | |
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Ed2009 (0)
Suspended Webmaster  Posts: 509 Registered: Sep 12, '09 Location: Wales, UK |
I have to admit I hate the airbrushed look. Sometimes women can end up looking so fake it gives them a sort of alien weirdness, and that's not attractive at all. I won't get involved in that sort of thing, but then I don't like the whole augmentation thing either. If I were to post content featuring fake boobs I know that many of my members would be up in arms. I don't see the point of airbrushing photos when the same girls will also appear unretouched in video. I'd rather keep things genuine. Webmaster of StripGameCentral and A Measure of Curiosity. | |
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