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| 03-04-11 02:40pm - 5042 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
The Interview ..... The way I see it. Knock-knock… The door opens. “Hi, my name’s Elaine, an’ I’m here to answer your ad for an actress and a model.” Interviewer: “Why yes, come right on in ...My name‘s Ben, an I‘m the one here who’ll be doing the interview.” Looking around for who else might be present, Elaine is thinking: “well, duh ... that’s reasonable to assume, unless there’s others hiding in the closets. “If you’ll just follow me to my office, Elaine, We’ll get started by first getting some information and conducting an interview.” Still, inquisitive, Elaine is asking herself “what the hell else would start first?” Elaine is lead into Ben’s bedroom, which Ben quickly explains serves as an office, studio , and props for photography and videoing on sight. Elaine is now becoming suspicious, as she‘s invited to be seated on the only places that would accommodate her comfort --- a small couch or the bed. “My, my, darlin’ aren’t you the pretty one,” begins Ben, ‘I can see great things developing from your start here today.” (which instantly sends signals to Elaine’s left-front cranial lobe that dictates modeling isn’t all that’s on this guy’s mind.) Ben opens the questioning: “You’re 18 years old, just out of High School, and hankering to get into modeling -- and very conceivably into movies, am I right?” Eh, yeah, frowns Elaine in responding -- but what’s all this photography equipment doing in here, don’t you have a studio, somewhere? “No, Sweetie, we do it all right here” Ben proudly announces. “We?” questions Elaine. “ Eh, well, sometimes I’ll need another cameraman to help or take over completing the action." “You see, I’ll be in some of those pics and videos, myself, and on those occasions, well, you know, I can’t hold the camera and be a part of the scene too, that is while I'm doing what I have to do.” “What will you be doing” asks Elaine, as her eyes continue to scan the room. “Uhmmm, I must tell you right off, darlin’ that there are sacrifices one must make, and some things one might find objectionable to get into the entertainment world, and therein reaps its great bounty." Ben’s now on a roll, and he knows he has to unload his full arsenal, and do it quick and effectively lest his prey escape out the door. “My, but you have such a beautiful face! an’ what a heavenly pair buns... Mamma-Mia! An’ those budding tits, I think you’re in like Flint, Gal. Can you remove your blouse and bra so I can get a gander at those perky boobs? And would you drop those jeans so I can get an angle take on that incredible ass?” “An’ while you’re doing that would you .....hey, wait a minute! Where’re you going? You can’t leave, “We ain’t through with the interview. I’m gonna make you a star! Don’t you want to get into show-business?" Elaine turns around as she opens the front door, “If you’re looking for someone to just fuck, then may I suggest you do it to someone you really love………in other words, GO FUCK YOURSELF!”  | |
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| 03-04-11 05:16pm - 5042 days | #2 | |
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Yariana (0)
Suspended Webmaster  Posts: 56 Registered: Mar 10, '10 Location: Salem Oregon |
Sounds like some of the horror stories my girls have told me. There is no lack of this behavior out there! | |
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| 03-04-11 07:13pm - 5042 days | #3 | |
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Tree Rodent (0)
Active User  Posts: 708 Registered: Oct 29, '08 Location: UK |
They'll be using the above as the script in one of those exploited/tryout/debutant/pickup/casting/teen type sites. You know, the sort that have professional girls who have been in 10,000 scenes trying to pretend they are new to the business, and are 18, going on 45. Entertaining as always graym. | |
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| 03-05-11 06:03am - 5041 days | #4 | |
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pat362 (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
Let's not kid ourselves hear. This happens everyday and not just in porn. The old casting couch joke really isn't one at all. A BJ here a quick screw there and you have a part in a movie or TV show. It's the same in porn and frankly the girl knows that what she's doing with this guy is what she will be doing with many more guys. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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| 03-05-11 06:56am - 5041 days | #5 | |
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Khan (0)
Suspended  Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA |
As an interesting aside ... If you ever pay attention to movie credits, you'll discover that (by far) most casting agents/directors are female. Sortta makes one wonder about the casting couch jokes, huh?  Former PornUsers Senior AdministratorNow at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson | |
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| 03-05-11 07:37am - 5041 days | #6 | |
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lk2fireone (0)
Active User  Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
Makes me wonder if lezzies have taken over Hollywood.  | |
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| 03-05-11 08:03am - 5041 days | #7 | |
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graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
I couldn't agree with you more ... but what you could be failing to grasp is that this thread is simply a spoof on the very thing you're saying here. Don't you see? They (porn-peddlers) are presenting this stuff with the idea and motovation to make us believe it's all spontaneous. It's so damned obvious! WE don't see any disclaimers anywhere, do we? It's blatantly an insult to ones' intelligence, and for that, among other reasons, somebody ought to throw in a dig once and a while. This thread is clear and simple....it conveys what might likely occur if the same interview was conducted realistically and wasn't prearranged. | |
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| 03-05-11 08:48am - 5041 days | #8 | |
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Tree Rodent (0)
Active User Posts: 708 Registered: Oct 29, '08 Location: UK |
Yep, you must be like Ik2 and have a part British sense of humour which is often based on a spoof of reality. Your script is exactly how these things run on those sites, except yours is better. They have almost certainly used most of it too in the past (apart from the last bit), and will do so again. The trouble is, a lot of customers want some acting, and a premise to set up the action. On their budget, the above is a pretty good porn script (apart from the last bit). | |
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