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11-28-10 01:14pm - 5100 days | Original Post - #1 | |
messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Let the chips fall where they may ... ... but I have to confess that I am considerably older than my profile indicates. This was not an attempt to deceive a fine group of people but rather an effort to stay as anonymous as possible. All other data in my profile are correct. This has really been bugging me since Sept. 2007 because I am not happy to be sailing under false colors .. so I had to get it off my chest and ask Khan plus the gang for forgiveness for not being entirely honest. And now you know why I am able to find women in their fifties and sixties quite attractive! | |
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11-28-10 01:19pm - 5100 days | #2 | |
Capn (0)
Active User Posts: 1,740 Registered: Sep 05, '09 Location: Near the Beer! |
Consciense purged. You are now guilt free. Cap'n. Admiral of the PU Hindenburg. 2009 PU Award Hilarious Post of the Year 2010 PU Award ( I would have preferred it to be Helpful Post of the Year for Guys who Hate 'Retail Therapy' ) :0/ Sanity is in the eye of the Beholder! | |
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11-28-10 01:51pm - 5100 days | #3 | |
messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Thanks, old friend (not literally old). At least you are one I don't have to feel guilty about any more! One consolation to all younger PUs, don't be afraid, the libido lives on, as I and Graymane can testify!! | |
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11-28-10 02:29pm - 5100 days | #4 | |
Monahan (0)
Active User Posts: 348 Registered: Jan 17, '07 Location: SF Valley, CA |
Old? You're a kid in my opinion. I was jerking off to the pix in Esquire when you were born. (Yep, back in 1956 that magazine had some "racy" stuff - Petty Girls & Vargas Girls.) | |
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11-28-10 04:20pm - 5100 days | #5 | |
messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Thanks, Monahan. But I'm not quite the kid you think I am. I have five years on you!!! And I remember the Vargas girls well! | |
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11-28-10 05:16pm - 5100 days | #6 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I've gotten into "age" discussions here, but I don't usually pay that much attention to or even know what the real or declared ages of the other PUer's here are. It's only when someone says something relevant to their own age, and then of course it has been brought to my attention. So to me, it's about as bad as when you snuck cookies from the jar -- even if you were 90 years old when you did it. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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11-28-10 06:01pm - 5100 days | #7 | |
mbaya (0)
Suspended Posts: 891 Registered: Jul 07, '08 Location: new jersey |
Nothing wrong with being a bit older. You are forgiven. | |
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11-28-10 06:17pm - 5100 days | #8 | |
messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Thanks, Drooler, I started out not wanting to give away anything about myself but the closer I got to the people in this site the more my conscience bothered me about this falsehood until today I thought, damn it, if graymane can reveal his true age then why should I keep up this charade if it bothers me so much? I know, we all conceal and hide behind pseudonyms but for some reason this age business really kept nagging at me. Now I'm breathing easier. | |
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11-28-10 06:17pm - 5100 days | #9 | |
messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Thanks, mbaya! | |
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11-28-10 06:22pm - 5100 days | #10 | |
pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
Well I'm not going to be as nice as the others. You have been a bad boy and that means no cookie for you tonight and you can't stay up to watch the Grey Cup. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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11-28-10 06:45pm - 5100 days | #11 | |
Khan (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,737 Registered: Jan 05, '07 Location: USA |
I'll start by saying, it's no biggie, really ... don't sweat it. I wanted to start by getting that on the record so nothing else I say here will be misunderstood as any kind of chastisement. The sky is blue. Water is wet. Women have secrets. People lie. These are all facts of life I've come to know a long time ago. I'll freely admit, I'm always confused at the lengths some folks here go to in their effort to "hide" ... I mean really, what *are* you afraid of (rhetorical question, no need to answer that one). That said, if it makes you feel more comfortable, then I have no problem with it. The one aside I'll add is that if you (or others) want to use a fake DOB, that's ok with us. I'd just suggest you pick a date you'll be sure to remember since verification for password recovery is tied to providing the DOB you gave. Oh yeah, and if you pick an age younger than 18, don't be shocked when the system locks you out ... but I'd think that one would be obvious. So messmer, sleep well tonight knowing that you've done no harm here so there's really nothing to forgive. Former PornUsers Senior Administrator Now at: MyPorn.com "To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences."-John Henry Patterson | |
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11-28-10 08:10pm - 5099 days | #12 | |
RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
I lie about my age all the time. I tell people, "I look good for 62". They don't have to know I'm 51, do they? Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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11-28-10 08:49pm - 5099 days | #13 | |
turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
You lied about your age? What?! Zero tolerance--yer outta here!! As punishment you will be excommunicated to a ultra-modest land of early Victorian-like prudishness where catching a glimpse of a bare woman's ankle could keep you going for weeks. Okay, just kidding! On PU age really seems to be just a number since we don't have to see each in person (minus RagingBuddhist and his former lovely photo avatar) and it's not like we checking IDs. In other words, Traci Lords you are not and no one's hurt (or in jail for underage entertainment) because of your little stretching of the truth of your age. Just don't lie about your weight and measurements--that I could never forgive! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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11-29-10 09:07am - 5099 days | #14 | |
messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Ouch, that really hurts, Pat! | |
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11-29-10 09:17am - 5099 days | #15 | |
messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Thanks, Khan. It was that DOB thingie that really made me do what I did when first I registered here. I am extremely reluctant to give out my real birth date to anyone, so I did what you suggest above and picked one that I would find easy to remember except with a different birth year. I felt okay about all the other questions .. so those facts truly represent me. I am going to go in a couple of minutes to change my birth year so it will accurately reflect my true age. My conscience is really a very tender thing so thanks for stating there's nothing to forgive. | |
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11-29-10 09:19am - 5099 days | #16 | |
messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Something to remember, next time I meet someone new I'll have to try your method, RB! | |
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11-29-10 09:30am - 5099 days | #17 | |
messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Thanks, turboshaft, you made my day. One request though, if you have to banish me to a previous age could you make that the early fifties? BTW, thanks to everyone for being so understanding. To most of you it wouldn't be a big deal and for that I'm grateful, but it really bothered me that I misrepresented my age. Somehow it seemed a greater offense than using a nic, don't ask me why I felt that way but all I know is that it is off my chest now and I'm glad! | |
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11-29-10 10:53am - 5099 days | #18 | |
exotics4me (0)
Active User Posts: 664 Registered: Jan 12, '07 Location: USA |
No big deal messmer, we're porn fans where models stay "barely legal" until they're 35 and 28 year old models show up as "mature". Just claim confusion and blame the porn sites for it My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich. - Chuck Palahniuk | |
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11-29-10 12:06pm - 5099 days | #19 | |
messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
And don't forget about the 18 year old "MILFs!" In any case, I am sorry, but who are you? Have we met before? | |
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11-29-10 03:54pm - 5099 days | #20 | |
graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
You had to know I was gonna show up at this confessional aftermath aye, Sir-Messmer....I mean, what with our elderly status now a proclaimation of our having so much more in common ... including, but not limited to, our proverbial interest in matters of libido, variety and conventional, sundry taboos. An' let me say, in all things practical and sane, you've wronged no one, nor have you done, written or said anything to apologize about. You've caused not a nano-moment of grief or hurt to anyone. So I'd say, rather than take on chastisement, stand and be counted amonst the other gifted, exceptional PU comrades, who continually grace this site with their humor, intellect, and communicasional elixirs. Tomorrow you just might be like me, messmer, for want of attention you could exaggerate your age being more than it really is >>>>>>>>>>>kiddin', of course. (I wish) | |
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11-29-10 06:33pm - 5099 days | #21 | |
messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Thank you kind Sir, very gracious of you! And three cheers for the libido which always stays younger than the body! | |
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11-29-10 07:16pm - 5099 days | #22 | |
pat362 (0)
Active User Posts: 3,575 Registered: Jan 23, '07 Location: canada |
You're right that was a little too harsh. After all, the Grey Cup only comes once a year. Long live the Brown Coats. | |
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11-29-10 07:30pm - 5099 days | #23 | |
RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
For those that might have missed the "gem" turbo's referring to, I give you this. Just a reminder to all - I'm not this pretty anymore. Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | |
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11-29-10 11:23pm - 5098 days | #24 | |
lk2fireone (0)
Active User Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
RB, have you been getting spam from AmateurMatch? I did a partial signup at Porn Pros Network (I entered my email address at that site, but did not complete my application). But ever since, I've gotten a large increase in the amount of spam I'm getting. And I was signed up and getting emails from AmateurMatch, even though I have never visited that site or signed any membership application with them. If you are also getting email spam from AmateurMatch (as shown in the heading of some of the spam you are getting), that would be final evidence that Porn Pros Network is the source of a lot of the spam I am getting. So I would like to know if you are getting spam from AmateurMatch. Just to give me further confirmation that the Porn Pros Network site is a source of spam. Thanks in advance for your response. (I did a partial signup at Porn Pros because of a positive comment you posted at PU. But then I decided not to join Porn Pros, after I had partially filled out a membership application where I entered my email address and user name, but no further information.) The user name for my AmateurMatch account is almost the same as the user name I entered on my partial Porn Pros application, which is why I think Porn Pros is the source of at least some of the increased spam I am getting. Edited on Nov 29, 2010, 11:30pm | |
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11-30-10 01:05am - 5098 days | #25 | |
turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Ahh!! I had almost forgotten and... "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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11-30-10 01:39am - 5098 days | #26 | |
turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
You're welcome, but why the fifties--got a hankering for some of Marilyn Monroe's early work? Or are you talking about your early fifties (your poetically licensed age )? Hell, why not go whole hog and back into your early twenties? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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11-30-10 02:01am - 5098 days | #27 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Well, I'm just waiting for the day that Messmer reveals that he's actually a woman. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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11-30-10 11:02am - 5098 days | #28 | |
messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
In the early fifties I was in my mid teens and with that came the earliest sexual experiences. They did influence my taste to this day, that's why the request! | |
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11-30-10 11:08am - 5098 days | #29 | |
messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
You can relax about that, Drooler. I am definitely male and enthusiastically heterosexual. I love women so much that if I had been born one I would be a Lesbian! | |
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11-30-10 11:47am - 5098 days | #30 | |
lk2fireone (0)
Active User Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
messmer, did you just have a bunch of birthdays without inviting any of your PU buddies? I see that your PU profile now shows your age as 74, which is entering gray beard territory. What is this talk about your having lesbian tendencies? Are you going to have one of those sex-change operations without first discussing it with your good friends at PU? | |
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11-30-10 12:47pm - 5098 days | #31 | |
messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Just call me the "Incredible Aging Man" lk2fireone! It was a painless process and I feel a lot happier now that anachronisms won't have a chance to sneak into my posts! And, no, no sex change operations for me ... ouch! Just saying that I am a fan of womankind and if I had been born a woman I wouldn't consort with the likes of you but pick another female instead! | |
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11-30-10 03:33pm - 5098 days | #32 | ||
RagingBuddhist (0)
Disabled User Posts: 893 Registered: Jan 23, '07 |
I don't think so. I'm getting a bit more spam lately, but not like you're talking about. Nothing remotely resembling the name I used for my signup there and nothing mentioning the site or the network. I'm pretty sure I'm getting hit because I've been searching the tube sites.
I tell people I'm a blatant heterosexual - been queer for women all my life. Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupidity. | ||
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11-30-10 04:40pm - 5098 days | #33 | |
turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Only an enthusiast? Hmm, I wonder what it would take to be a professional? I assume something a little more proactive than porn would be required... And now we know your true age, you're a confirmed man (or so you say...) but if you had been born a woman you would be a lesbian, or maybe you just be an "enthusiastic" masturbator. Seriously, if you are born as a Lexi Belle or Faye Reagan why would you even waste your time with anyone else?! What I would do is I would go buy a set of wrist exercisers, set up a regular shipment of lube, and then never even leave the house! It's like having a Lamborghini in the garage and saying you want to drive a Yugo for the weekend (no offense to Yugo owners). "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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11-30-10 05:39pm - 5098 days | #34 | |
PinkPanther (0)
Active User Posts: 1,136 Registered: Jan 08, '07 Location: Oakland, CA |
I don't believe it! It's pretty obvious that you're really 18 - posing as an old guy for fun! | |
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11-30-10 06:19pm - 5098 days | #35 | |
messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Am I? Boy, then I must have a serious Oedipus Complex because I prefer older women, PP! Naw, can't be, I just got back from looking in the mirror, it's the old me alright! | |
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11-30-10 06:26pm - 5098 days | #36 | |
messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
I never even thought of that, turboshaft. You are brilliant. I wouldn't have to worry about commitment, relationships, differing tastes .. everything I need would be within arms length, so to speak! Why bother complicating my life with another woman around! Brilliant, I say! | |
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11-30-10 09:56pm - 5097 days | #37 | |
Cybertoad (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,158 Registered: Jan 01, '08 Location: Wash |
Hey Messmer, Can we just call you Heff for short now? A guy is surrounded by women all the time you have to be the resident expert . I do not see it a s downfall. Your expertise is awesome. Thanks Heff. Since 2007 | |
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12-01-10 07:03am - 5097 days | #38 | |
Denner (0)
Active User Posts: 1,217 Registered: Mar 03, '07 Location: Denmark |
THANKS A LOT FOR THIS ONE, MESSMER....- and to others who replied to this in very positive ways... This user too!!!! Been thinking about it several times.....have not been happy at some/several occasions here to 'sail under false colors' - even if it's only the age...but age is also experience, growing up in different times ect. And with age you can also rely to some common deals with other older PU - deals from way back THEN.... So it's another time for confessions: I break down now and admit LYING about my age here - for ONE reason only: To stay somewhat anonymous in this small country where I during my - NOW - former employment had some thoughts about 'getting too close'... I'm now a FREE BIRD - and so I am able to give a damn about colleagues and others who 'might' recognize me... So fellow PUs and Khan: Kindly put ten years to my age! (I have NOW edited my profile concerning age). https://www.pornusers.com/profile.html?id=870 .........ahem... feel much better now. (And then some may understand why I at one time spoke about been an 'old geezer' in relation to some inputs). But really: I my mind I'm still 28......... "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle" Edited on Dec 01, 2010, 08:02am | |
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12-01-10 08:22am - 5097 days | #39 | |
graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Gee, I'm feelin' like Santa is a few days early this year. By that, I mean, I have the high honor and distinct privilege to go on record as being the first to post a response to this memorable confession. Raging Buddist? before the confessional booth gets crowded, is there anything you want to tell us? You have my undivided respect and support, Denner, and what I said to our friend messmer goes equally for you. Bask in the warmth those added years have given, Sir Denner. cuz apart from wear an' tear it's should be smooth sailing. | |
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12-01-10 10:10am - 5097 days | #40 | |
messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Oh, please don't, Cybertoad! I don't like Heff very much even though the early Playboys meant a lot to me! I think it looks silly for an old man in a brocaded robe to have young women hanging off his arms. It robs him of dignity and makes the young women look like gold diggers because there's no way an old man could look attractive to someone in their twenties. If you must call me Granddad instead! | |
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12-01-10 10:32am - 5097 days | #41 | |
messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Hey this is great, Denner!! In my mind I'm about 39 so I'm still older than you. But I'm really happy that you joined me in 'fessin up, not only is it good for the soul but it also explains why our tastes are so often similar. I've often wondered, when I wrote as a 54 year old, does anyone mutter to themselves, boy he's got weird tastes for someone so "young?" But now that I'm 74 it all becomes clear, doesn't it. I miss the girls and lingerie, and we believed in lingerie then, of my youth. That flash of bare thigh above the nylon tops when the wind took up that flared skirt or dress .. sheer erotic heaven. You could feed on that vision all day! Now I've been put into a corner under "niche!" Same with hairy pubes, it was so normal and right an sexy now it's disgusting! I better stop before someone says, boy, those old folks tend to ramble on about things! In any case welcome aboard as a confessor! And this is a great group for forgetting all about age discrimination. Maybe we should turn the whole world into porn users, it would certainly increase the general level of tolerance! | |
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12-01-10 11:42am - 5097 days | #42 | |
Denner (0)
Active User Posts: 1,217 Registered: Mar 03, '07 Location: Denmark |
TWO things I really like: Being 'aboard as a confessor' - nicely put! Second: Being a member of a group which - NOW - I very much consider to be someplace to forget about age discrimination........ Guess quiet a lot here are old timers, after all... And as the late Jimi Hendrix spoke out: "Are You Experienced?"......I'll say with pride now: "Well, I am"!!! "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle" | |
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12-02-10 06:09am - 5096 days | #43 | |
Denner (0)
Active User Posts: 1,217 Registered: Mar 03, '07 Location: Denmark |
What can I say - but a great thank you to graymane for those nice words - and a thumb up for fighting age discrimination - in general. Never noticed any here at PU - and that's just the way it should be. And we all should be honored, that some guys here are between 70 and 80 - and we should listen to their experience!!!!!! May you guys: graymane, messmer and others live long - happy and prosperous... "I don't drink anymore - I freeze it, and eat it like a popcicle" Edited on Dec 02, 2010, 06:18am | |
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12-02-10 08:15am - 5096 days | #44 | |
lk2fireone (0)
Active User Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
My personal opinion is that guys that are in their 70s and older have had their day in the sun. Now it's time to let us younger guys take over. Move over, gramps, before you fall over. + | |
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12-02-10 09:27am - 5096 days | #45 | |
messmer (0)
Disabled User Posts: 2,582 Registered: Sep 12, '07 Location: Canada |
Go pound sand, young 'un, before I teach you what "grumpy old men" is all about! | |
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12-02-10 10:21am - 5096 days | #46 | |
graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
Ya know,lk2fireone, I'm bothered that I might've been takin' you a bit too seriously. I mean, I now think you're just a kidder at heart -- and frankly, a bloody good one at that. If'n I leaned on you a tad too hard recently, particulary on that matter I perceived as questioning my sincerity, then I suggest we bury the hatchet and call it even. Comprende? | |
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12-02-10 11:25am - 5096 days | #47 | |
lk2fireone (0)
Active User Posts: 3,618 Registered: Nov 14, '08 Location: CA |
Fine by me, graymane. I realize, sadly, that not everyone appreciates my attempts at humor. The truth is, I'm my own best audience. Edited on Dec 02, 2010, 11:28am | |
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12-02-10 08:14pm - 5095 days | #48 | |
graymane (0)
Suspended Posts: 1,411 Registered: Feb 20, '10 Location: Virginia |
C'mon, lk2.....you aren't being fair, either to yourself or those whom you say don't appreciate your humor. There's nothing wrong with your humor, man, its like you're so good at it sometimes you inadvertently cross the line. And I don't say that in a derogotory sense either, my friend. You gave me a good example on an earlier posting about Don Rickles' digs at his friends. The reason he gets away with it is because those he insults "KNOWS HES NOT SERIOUS AND IT JUST PART OF THE ACT. If I'm the brunt of a joke attacking my sincerty or reputation and others believe it's true then it isn't a joke...I think I can get an Amen on that. General consensus, the way I see it, makes no bones that you're an extraordinaly bright guy, lk2.... I enjoy your literary contributions, and also your jokes....but you might jus' sometimes wanna soften your step.... esp. if you're getting close to the toes. Okay, Big Guy, I just opened myself up to get slammed for takin' the role of a medical professional whose shoes I'm not qualified to fill...so let me have it! | |
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